CHAPTER XXXV
"Uncle Ben kindly allows you to put me back in the hands of my master!"
When Conan heard this order, he had no idea of resisting at all, and for the first time, he played a hand speed that he didn't have at all in LOL and handed Ah Guang back to Lu Li's hands.
"Well, you are allowed to become Uncle Ben's protector. Seeing that the master's roommate listened to his words like this, he said to Conan proudly.
Lu Li: What the hell is the Dharma Protector? My friends always pop up words that they don't understand......
With such a big movement in the dormitory, of course Michelle on the top bunk will wake up.
"Huh~ Lu Li, you're back, aren't you going to take two days off, I've told my dormitory aunt, by the way, are you still live tonight?"
Michelle has this kind of skill, whether it is just waking up or sleepy, as long as there is someone, she can immediately speak energetically, such as now. According to herself, she learned this skill when she was in high school, when classes were always upside down and similar content was taught. But the teacher would always tell her to get up and answer questions, and when she stood up, her mind was extremely clear, so she failed to assault Michelle countless times, and never called Michelle to answer questions since. I thought that after ignoring this student, this student would be abolished, but what I didn't expect was that I was admitted to the B major that many people dream of.
According to Michelle herself, she especially likes the moment of returning to her alma mater, and she especially likes to see her homeroom teacher look entangled and have to introduce herself to her younger students......
Faced with Mi Xue's series of questions, Lu Li could only nod symbolically, but Mi Xue continued indifferently: "Lu Li......, what rank are you in first?
"Hmm. ”
Hearing Lu Li's agreement, Michelle took out her mobile phone and pulled Lu Li into the penguin colony.
However, seeing Lu Li is invisible.
"Lu Li, don't you even board the penguins?"
"Huh?"
Can you still speak well? This person! It's all one word! How to speak, you have to be calm!
Mi Xue, who was seriously angry when she got up, felt so tired for the first time, although Lu Li agreed to her request every time, but she looked so distracted, no matter what she said first, she suddenly thought of what happened this afternoon.
"Lu Li, there is a Feiyang Internet café competition this afternoon, do you want to come, I originally wanted two girls, but today the two girls suddenly have something, do you want to go on top?"
"Hmm. "Anyway, I don't have anything to do in the afternoon, and it's a competition, so of course I'm going to go. Under the influence of militants in the body, Lu Li is actually a militant, but in the past, on the home planet, many subordinates were confused by the upright appearance of their own generals, thinking that she liked world peace, but her teammates who came back from the battlefield heard the talk of uninformed people, and they all said hehe.
Seeing that Lu Li agreed, Michelle was overjoyed, and only thought of it after being excited.
"By the way, what rank are you now?"
"The strongest king!" Well, such an arrogant tone was obviously not what Lu Li said.
Michelle: What kind of ghost is this bird?" Bastard, look at Uncle Ben's eyes why is like this! That's right, my master is the strongest king, tremble, stupid earthling!" Ah Guang, who wanted to say more, was honest after being thrown to the ground by Lu Li mercilessly.
However, Fang Mei and the others were speechless when they heard the parrot's words. "Where did Lu Li buy your bird, it's really poisonous, my God, give me the address!" Mi Xue said in surprise when she saw Ah Guang's humane reaction. "Uncle Ben is priceless!" Ah Guang, who was struggling to get up, immediately exploded again when he heard Mi Xue's words.
Seeing that his roommates were very interested in his little friends, Lu Li was also speechless for a while, this bird is so good-looking?
If Fang Mei and the others knew Lu Li's thoughts, they would definitely tell her that this bird was already the same as the light, okay? Not every bird is like this!
Of course, Fang Mei and the others, who are still interested now, died under its poisonous mouth after they became familiar with Ah Guang's urine sex.
Putting these aside for the time being, in the confrontation between Ah Guang and Mi Xue, Lu Li calmly scooped up Ah Guang and said, "It is indeed the strongest king." "What!" "it. ”
"It's so powerful, when did you get the score?"
The three dormitories each have their own reflections.
"Yesterday. Seeing the faces of the three people full of curiosity, Lu Li said unhurriedly.
"......" Conan felt that this style of painting was a little wrong, although his dormitory was indeed Lu Li, but suddenly so powerful, it must be that he didn't wake up, but Ah Guang, who was unwilling to be lonely, knew what she was thinking as soon as he saw her eyes!
"Yes, it's you, Uncle Ben told you, you are very sober now!"
Conan: It's ruthless, I'm sure I'm not allergic to it, but I'll avoid it in the future, it's scary.
Lu Li thought about the mutated painting style of his little friend, after all, he has been trapped for many years, and he usually just talks to himself in himself, and he doesn't step on it yet, so let it vent now. So sadly, Conan even began to manage his eyes and expressions, determined to be the second Lu Li in the dormitory.
"Don't think that if you pretend to be paralyzed, I don't know what you're thinking......?
Conan: What should I do, I really want to strangle it! The thing looks like a master? Could it be that the roommate I get along with day and night is this kind of virtue?
Looking at Conan, who didn't know what to think of and looked more and more abnormal, Fang Mei was also drunk, and she was the fastest sober among the three.
"Oh my God, Lu Li, when will you take me to the score. Fang Mei, who was jokingly talking, also had a little expectation in her heart, she was usually reserved and rarely said that she wanted to hug her thighs, it was rare to have a female thigh, or her roommate, and she was not allowed to hug her thighs?
"Well, I'm free. "Lu Li has always agreed to his roommate's request, after all, this doesn't infringe on his interests, does it?
"Then let's go to Feiyang in the afternoon, don't you add my group first! By the way, Fang Mei Conan will also come in. After saying that, he pulled the two into the group.
But as soon as Lu Li got on the Penguin, he saw a lot of short messages, the most of which belonged to Ah Hu. ”?“
Ah Hu, who had been by the computer for so long, finally saw Lu Li replying to his message, and hurriedly said excitedly: "Sister, you are finally online, turn on a camera at night and broadcast live, so popular is also high, mainly because you are rich ......"
As soon as he heard the money and remembered what he said about supporting his mother, Lu Li, who had never had any concept of money, also decided to compromise. "Well, do you have anything else?" "Gone=. ="Seeing that Lu Li still replied so briefly, Ah Hu said that he was really, and he must hold his breath when communicating with this girl in the future, this kid is so annoying! Do you know that I am your top boss! What the hell is the tone of talking to your subordinates now?But after thinking that Lu Li agreed to open the camera's proposal, he breathed a sigh of relief.