It was night, and there was a burst of cooking smoke in the valley, and the bad old man coughed again and again: "Come and help, one by one, you don't care about eating, like an uncle, my dignified Confucian sage actually wants to serve you to make a fire, and when it is spread, I will laugh off my big teeth." ”

Li Bai said helplessly: "We didn't ask you to make a fire." ”

Saying this, he still pointed his fingers like a sword, cut out square bricks from the mountain wall, and built them into a small stove: "The dignified Confucian sage can't even make a fire, and this is the real laugh off the big tooth." ”

The old man immediately changed his face and said happily: "The master has a cloud - if there is something, the disciple will obey it." This is the right way. ”

Li Bai rolled his eyes, this Confucian sage really doesn't look like a sage, could it be that all the powers in the world are this kind of virtue?

He shook off the sparks from the fire fold brought down by Ji Kang and said: "But we are not your disciples, don't use you as a senior of the academy to pressure us, Yuan Zi's predecessor once said that if you don't have the merit of preaching and receiving karma to solve doubts, you can't claim to be a teacher, I think what Yuan Zi's predecessor said is very reasonable." ”

The old man was stunned for a while, and then became angry: "I'm sorry, he Yuan Long is just a mud leg, the old man is a Confucian sage, you actually think what he said is more reasonable than what I said?"

Li Bai said sincerely: "We also have a saying there, which is called that those who say that people are right and wrong must be right and wrong. Yuan Zi's predecessors have the grace to support me, and the seniors are cautious. ”

The old man's face turned red, and he was angry: "If he Yuan Long didn't let you farm with him, melt the sword into a plow, and be a mud leg, he would treat you kid differently when he was full!"

"Then what do the seniors want?" Li Bai blinked, "Could it be true that as you said, you are full of food?"

The anger on the old man's face disappeared, replaced by a look of appreciation, and he said happily: "Good boy, the brain is quite smart." ”

Jokes, Confucian scholars are the best at debating, and they are better than the great monks of Buddhism.

And the debate is just a quarrel of elegant sayings, and it is by no means impossible to argue in a hurry and be sprayed alive such as "Wang Lang", so every Confucian who has cultivated to a high level does not say anything else, but this mentality of not changing his face after being scolded is a must.

Ji Kang is a Confucian sage, so he is naturally the best among them, and his sudden change of color is just to scare people.

Li Bai shook his head and said: "My head is not very smart, my mother has always said that I lack heart and eyes since I was a child, I just know that no one in this world will be good to you for no reason, if there is, then he will ask for something." ”

Ji Kang said in a harmonious voice: "The son can be taught, the old man has a Confucian gentleman's sword, which can cut the middle of the chest, the great avenue is fettered, and he can learn to know three thousand treasures, and enter the sage temple of my door, which is ten points better than the secret wisdom sword of Buddhism, are you willing to learn?"

"Entering the Ancestral Hall, is it the same as you?" Li Bai blinked, it sounded very tempting, if one day he returned to his hometown dressed in fine clothes and put on a Confucian sage posture, this force is simply better than pretending!

Ji Kang said angrily: "Think beautifully, you and I should be a Confucian sage who can really give away people at will like a cabbage, right, if you go in, you will get the title of Confucian walking at most." ”

This time I'm really angry, it's like a lion opening his mouth, isn't it!

Li Bai bluntly refused: "Then I won't learn." ”

Ji Kang shook his head with a wry smile, and didn't ask more, after all, the Confucian sage has a high status, and it is already a loss of identity to lean down and bluntly say that he wants to accept apprentices, and if he fights again, he will lose face.

Ye Fan wanted to speak and stopped: "......"

Ji Kang is interested, this goods are not knowledgeable, this Ye Fan should be a knowledgeable person, right?

So he said happily: "Ye Fan, what do you have to say, but you are willing to enter my Confucian sect and learn the sword of the gentleman?"

Ye Fan said honestly: "No, Ye Fan only learns the killing sword, not the gentleman's sword." ”

"But the disciple is confused, I have the ancient sword of Yingchao, the true qi is triggered, and the sparks are splashed; Li Bai has the Four Seasons Sword, the true qi is triggered, and the summer is like fire, and all of them can burn wood as a torch, so why bother to ignite the fire?"

Li Bai was stunned for a tenth of a second, and the self-cultivation of the drama spirit made his face immediately show a hint of studiousness: "Yes, I also think that the senior's move has a deep meaning, but I forgive the younger generation for being dull, and I can't understand it for a while, and I'm very ashamed." ”

In my heart: MMP!

Ji Kang's expression froze for about a third of a second, and if he didn't look closely, he could barely see it.

He also reacted very quickly, and immediately followed Li Bai's steps and said unfathomably: "The people under the mountain often call our cultivators immortals, that's right, those who have achieved magic are indeed high and high, extraordinary, and have a long lifespan. But you must remember that even if you are beyond the world, you should never forget where you came from, and never despise mortals. ”

He suddenly raised a tone: "My generation of scholars is even more so, you must know how to be in awe, the world is so big, there have been countless outstanding people throughout the ages, there have been great descendants of the sun, and the bloody battle of the gods, everything is far beyond what my generation can imagine, you regard mortals as ants, how do you know that those terrifying existences hidden in the unknown place do not regard us as ants? This world is very big, so we must learn to be humble!"

The words are sharp and incomparable, pointing directly to the hearts of the people.

Ye Fan was shocked, couldn't help but reflect on himself, and found that he did have this kind of blind and arrogant mentality, and suddenly cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he said sincerely: "Thank you for your teaching." ”

Li Bai also hurriedly thanked him, but he couldn't help but slander in his heart: "Damn, if it's not Lao Tzu, it's also this routine, I just believe in your evil!"

The old man was smiling, and his heart was also secretly empty, but fortunately he was witty and used his sword, otherwise this nonsense might not be able to fool these two people.

Wrong!

Only this little bastard surnamed Li is a human spirit, in comparison, this Ye Fan is too axial, but it is precisely because of this that he can be called a natural sword embryo, but unfortunately, these two people seem to be Wang Ba eating scales, and they are not willing to enter my Confucianism.

The fire was soon lit, and smoke curled up.

"Well, I'm tired of talking so much. Come on, come on, bake these flower cakes. Ji Kang said and took out a stack of flower cakes decorated with yellow osmanthus flowers from the snack box he was carrying.

"Old man, what's down here?" Li Bai's eyes lit up.

[Eat osmanthus cake on the Double Ninth Festival, I want to eat it too!]

[A junior dog who was writing a paper in his evening self-study flashed a hundred MMPs in his heart. 】

[Alas, the party in the third year of high school is indeed too hard, and as a people's teacher, I have a deep understanding of this....... Ahh

[Eh, your ID...... It looks like our homeroom teacher. 】

[Eh, isn't your ID just ......]

Earth, Huaxia, Xu Damao, who was in class, hurriedly put his mobile phone in his pocket, and sure enough, an imposing figure slammed open the door and strode over.

Just when he was trembling with fright, he found that the head teacher was directly facing him, and the collar of the dead friend who was using his mobile phone pulled him out.

You can still vaguely hear the roar of the head teacher outside: "I'll let you watch the live broadcast in class!"

Dead Friend: "I didn't see it, I saw it as a crazy giant whip monster!"

The head teacher was so angry that his nose was crooked.

Xu Damao patted his chest and let out a sigh of relief, forgetting that his starting point ID was the name of his sworn friend...... God willing, there will be no more barrages in the future.

The king of the continent, think about the valley.

The old man opened the food box, and it was three hairy crabs tied with hemp rope to tie the pliers and legs, and the old man said happily: "The hairy crabs in Fenyang Lake are on the mountain at this time, but they are difficult to buy." ”

Li Bai drooled when he saw it, and Ye Fan was also ready to move, from morning to now, they hadn't eaten.

"Put it on and roast it, I'll ask you a question before eating, have you ever heard Xun Sheng's advice?" Ji Kang said.

Li Bai put the slate on it and prepared it to be used as a grill, while nodding with Ye Fan: "Of course." ”

Ji Kang said again: "There is such a sentence in it, crab six kneels and two chels, but now look at it, how many legs does this crab have?"

The two of them were slightly stunned, they usually didn't pay attention, but now they saw that this crab clearly had ten legs, in addition to six strong legs for walking, there was also a pair of auxiliary legs.

Ji Kangle said: "Do you know what this means?"

Ye Fan said: "On paper, I will finally feel shallow, and I will never know that I have to do it." ”

Li Bai: "......"

Ji Kang exclaimed: "Who said this?"

Ye Fan glanced at Li Bai and said with a smile: "Plum." ”

Li Bai: What am I so special......

Ji Kang was stunned for a while, and said angrily: "Those who pretend to be sons should be careful to lose their lives." ”

Li Bai Ne didn't dare to speak, and glared at Ye Fan, he was just joking, this person definitely did it on purpose.

Ye Fanle hehe, the skin feels very comfortable like this.

Ji Kang said again: "That's right, it's just that it's shallow on paper, and I never know that I have to do it." But in addition to this, I want to tell you one thing, Xun Sheng is one of the four sages of my Confucian sect, a sage, and a contemporary of the master. If the master is Dongyue Taishan, and we are just a small dirt slope, then Xun Sheng is at least our Donglai Peak. ”

"There are times when such a tall person is wrong, so you have to remember that there is no one in the world who does not make mistakes, so sometimes you have your eyes on what path you want to take, and someone tells you that it is wrong, and you don't need to listen. ”

"As the saying goes, if you don't hit the south wall, you won't look back, and sometimes it's good to hit the south wall. Ji Kang said solemnly.

Li Bai's original expression became serious, and he solemnly clasped his fists and saluted: "Mr. Xie's teachings." ”

"The crabs can be put away. The old man, who was originally full of sage demeanor, suddenly lost his momentum, revealing a swishing smile on his face, "There is also osmanthus wine, this Chongyang three things are all alive!"

"I'll take you to see the scene of our Siguo Valley later, and this Double Ninth Festival has not been in vain. ”

Li Bai looked carefully at the old man's raunchy beard, and forcibly suppressed the idea of taking out the wine gourd.

After all, if this goods were robbed alive, he couldn't stop him from talking to him, but if he let this old man talk to him, he felt that his endless wine gourd could be scrapped.

The old man blew his beard and glared, "What do you see, I've never seen such an old and strong sage, have you?"

Li Bai smiled, and took out two pots of wine from the Qiankun ring: "One pot of osmanthus wine is only enough to light the mouth, at least two more bottles of Niulanshan are enough to be happy." ”

Ji Kangle said: "Yo he, boy (zei), there is also a Sumeru ring, you have to put it away in the future, that is, the old man and I are high-spirited, otherwise I will take it for you as soon as I stretch out my hand, and I can destroy the corpse by the way." ”

Li Bai complimented: "I still know what kind of person Mr. Ji is. ”

Ji Kang said suddenly: "By the way, as soon as I said that this corpse destruction and extinction traces, I remembered it, Ye Fan, you can't help it anyway, you go and throw the corpse away over there, let's eat here, there is a dead man lying over there, it's weird and disgusting." ”

"Corpses?" The two of them were a little dazed, not knowing that there was a person behind them who wanted to calculate them, but before they could get into their sight, they died of Rod Li Siye.

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Chang'an, Qian'an Town

Hua Arc, who was not tired at all the year round, looked at his nondescript brocade robe, how to look at how he felt awkward.

He said sullenly: "How did our county man come here, those townsmen, the county uncle is not clear, our own family is not clear, can we not be like this, the Double Ninth Festival is too good at home, what banquet do you have to go to them?"

"So what's the solution, it's always right to be courteous and move around with each other. Mrs. Hua was also a little unhappy, "Do you think I want you to do this? ”

Hua Arc pouted, wanting to refute the word "son-in-law", but felt that if he said so, he would be too unconscionable.

The old man, who has never felt that his waist is not straight in his life, was so tired that he couldn't stand up straight after all because of this unprovoked favor.

"Alas, I really owe people a lifetime of favors. The old man smiled bitterly, and his mood was a little depressed. "That stinky boy, what he did was to the old man's temper, but where did Grandma put our daughter?"

Mrs. Hua felt sad when she thought about it, and her eyes were wet when she saw it: "My hard-working child, fighting and killing on the Great Wall, and a few near-deaths are just enough to survive, to protect the family and defend the country, for all loyalty, and for my mother, I have nothing to say." It's just that I finally have a sweetheart who is both talented and beautiful......."

"Dad, mother!" Hua Mulian strode over from the courtyard, heroic and happy. "It's a letter from the second sister, come and see. ”

Mrs. Hua hurriedly snatched the letter, her eyes were red at first, tears flowed down her face, and she sighed "My hard-working child", but when she looked at it, she was suddenly stunned: "The son-in-law is not dead?"

Hua Arc, who couldn't wait for a long time, grabbed the letter paper, skipped the front directly, and when he saw the end, he suddenly slapped the table: "I was pitted by this kid again." ”

There was silence in the field.

After a while, Hua Mulian blinked her eyes wide, and said tentatively: "Shouldn't it be a good thing that Taibai is fine, how do you look at my father's expression, but ......"

Nothing was said.

In fact, what I want to say is that it is like eating fly feces, but this is too rebellious, Mulian does not have three waves of disease, and she will definitely not die at this juncture.

"Let's go!" said Hua Arc as she slapped the table suddenly.

Mrs. Hua didn't react yet: "What are you doing?"

"Go to the banquet!" Hua Arc blew his beard and glared, now he was at ease.

Not only was he at ease, but he also wanted to grab Li Bai and beat him up, knowing that he had been insomnia for more than a month.