Chapter 571 [Respect for Mao (1)]
But it's not flawless.
What humans know is good food, but animals don't know it.
So there are still a lot of ants and wormholes on the peach tree, "there is also a kind of food here...... But let's be honest, not many people will like it. ”
Chen Ergou used a wooden stick to pick at the rotten fallen leaves, revealing a dense ant nest in a piece of sawdust below, "This is carpenter ants, they are a good source of protein." Survival in the wilderness is more important than tasting food, and it is fortunate to find such a carpenter nest in the wild when food is scarce. I've also seen a lot of videos of wilderness survival enthusiasts on the Internet, and most of the time they can't find food and catch prey in time like me, so eating bugs, maggots, etc. is the best choice. So if most ordinary people are in distress in the wilderness, these carpenter ants and insects are a good meal. ”
"Let's go and see, take a bite ......"
The sailors burst into tears -
"How many episodes have this been broadcast, as a crab-eating character in the wilderness, it is the first time I have tried to eat ants, and you let other people swell and live. ”
"Master Dog, you finally understand that you are not an ordinary person. ”
"Haha, it's time to eat a big wave of bugs. ”
"Big Bug: You want the destruction of the world as you know, don't you?"
Ignoring Fan Apple and Lin Xiaoyi's disgusted eyes, he picked up a wooden stick and poked over, and the carpenter ants immediately climbed up a few. Just like a chimpanzee eats termites, the tongue sticks to the ants and rolls them all into their mouths and chews.
"Huh~ What does it taste like?" asked Fan Apple curiously.
Chen Ergou's emoji exploded instantly, sometimes contemplative, sometimes tasting, sometimes frowning, sometimes dignified, "It's a bit like a lemon, it's like a lemon squeezing juice in your mouth, this should be the effect of boric acid, and the taste is not too bad." Do you want to try it?"
"Evil~" The two women hurriedly dodged.
Chen Ergou continued to lick and eat a few, and then took a bite of the peach, and smiled disapprovingly: "If you are hungry for a few days, you should know the value of this thing." ”
"Haha, Oba, are you eating at the buffet? ”
Fan Apple said: "You are still addicted to eating, so you can simply change your name to Chen-anteater-Ergou." ”
"Save it, I have enough nicknames, you're completely bringing rhythm to the live broadcast. Chen Ergou glanced at the small screen in the live broadcast room, and sure enough, it was all a group of people brushing "anteaters". "Lo and behold, the rhythm has taken off. ”
"Hmph~, they all praise me for being beautiful. ”
Fan Apple was beautiful, fluttering and seemed to be unable to stand on her feet, and reached out to help the trunk of the tree, but the next moment suddenly made her creepy, "Ahhh
Suddenly startled by Fan Apple's exclamation. Chen Ergou glanced at it and said calmly: "Don't worry, it's a knotted worm." If there really is a snake, our lunch will be settled, and I am from the snake demon. Little worm, we have no hatred or grudge, but you scared the goddess and betrayed you!"
He stretched out his stick and flew the knotweed out.
Hundred knots: "Recruit whoever to provoke, there is a sentence MMP I must say!"
Fan Apple was a little afraid, kept rubbing her hands, the knotted insect was hidden on the trunk of the tree, she really wanted to catch the tree, but she almost grabbed the insect with one hand. "I almost touched it, and goosebumps fell all over the ground. ”
"Sister, it's okay, it's okay. Yun'er also humorously comforted the big sister who didn't make people worry, "Snakes are nothing to be afraid of, isn't our snake meat last time delicious." ”
Fan Apple was helpless and said, "You are really adapted." ”
"Hee-hee. Yun'er looked heartless.
Chen Ergou comforted: "There are a lot of such insects in the mountains, which is a bit crazy. If you just stare at these shadowy places, you don't have to come to the wilderness. If you look up, you will also see beautiful butterflies dancing everywhere, and you must know that butterflies are also caterpillars. No fuss, okay, let's move on. ”
There are small yellow, white, and purple flowers everywhere.
It didn't take long to find another wild cherry. Take it off and taste a few, "sour" is just one word!
The long journey was not boring, and along the way, the audience witnessed the rare birds that are rare even on TV, and the real pristine appearance of the Grand Canyon. What's more, there are beauties and "cute treasures" Rengar who are constantly selling cuteness and raising ratings.
Of course, there is also Chen Ergou's startled performance at every turn, as well as a colorful explanation, "Yunnan is very rich in natural resources, especially fungi, from March to October every year, fungi are everywhere in the mountains. The mountain people in the mountains will go all over the mountains to find wild mushrooms, either to eat them themselves or to sell them for money. ”
"Among all the mountain mushrooms, there is a wild mushroom called 'Zun Shige' that is very popular, and when it rains, the locals go to the mountains to find it. 'Respect Mao' is actually a transliteration, and the specific scientific name is not clear to the mountain people. I don't understand. I inquired that there was an old man in Dulong County who would often go to the mountains to pick some wild mushrooms to eat. ”
"However, I think our luck came, and I found a bunch of 'respect for Mao'. Look at ......"
The camera turned, and Fan Apple was surprised: "This is a mushroom?"
The otaku in the live broadcast room were all restless when they saw the guy in front of them, "What a big Ding Ding~"
"It's unbearable, and the little brother is willing to bow down. ”
"Haha, it's definitely a hint, the old driver, the dog, I've learned. ”
"I should understand in seconds, I didn't see the goddess's surprised eyes, the dog's big knife is already unbearable hunger and thirst."
It's a bit unbelievable, this "Respect Mao" is extremely large, except for some small ones on the side, the largest one is thicker than the thigh.
Chen Ergou also sighed and said, "I've never seen such a big one." With such a big fungus, I was really reluctant to pick it. Fan Apple also said: "Yes, it's not easy to grow so big, I thought I saw ancient plants." Chen Ergou was itching, "You said that if you put it back as a specimen, it should be quite dazzling." Fan Apple's eyes lit up, "Just give it to me, I just lack an ornament at home." Chen Ergou hesitated: "This look, I'm afraid it's inappropriate...... Fan Apple paused for a moment, rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "You can keep it for yourself." ”
Yun'er suddenly said, "If you grow big, will it taste different?"
"......" Chen Ergou laughed and said: "This question can only be known after eating." No longer hesitate, cut down this biggest "respect Mao" with one knife. There is a special issue of "A Bite of China" being recorded by Reservoir Dog Studio, which will be broadcast all over the country. This mushroom is a great ingredient.
Towards noon, the wind was stronger, blowing the leaves and rustling, and in the mountains, this world belonged only to them.
Passing by a rushing stream, only a stone in the middle can cross the river, the water is very clear, and there are fish in it. If it weren't out of place, Fan Apple really wanted to go down and take a shower immediately. During the tourist season, the lively seaside is overcrowded, and squatting in the creek is many times better than taking a seaweed bath at the beach.
Sit down once in a while and watch the picturesque scenery around you, where the hustle and bustle of the world disappears, and there is only the gentle chirping of birds and insects. Some Taoist temples and monasteries are always built deep in the mountains, and there is a reason for this. The life of entering the world is at least enough to be the envy of the current urban people who seek tranquility in the middle of the noise.
The three of them didn't have much to say, they had a red world by the pond, forgot about things, and then had some fruit to replenish their physical strength, and life was beautiful.