"Tell me, how many times has this been?" Nick Fury said with his hands in his pockets, pouting with disgust, "As a working advisor to S.H.I.E.L.D., I always let the police detain me, and I, the director, have no shame." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"This is only the second time, right?" but Evenson was not ashamed at all, and sat on the couch in the director's office with a big grin, "and he didn't go to the police station this time. ”

It's quite incredible to check for drunk driving this morning, because the average person probably doesn't just have two drinks at breakfast. However, for those who have an all-night party or a hangover and still don't wake up, this trick is still more effective.

And the car that Evenson drove was more stylish, so this made the policemen on duty look twice, but it didn't matter if they looked at it, and they immediately found a suspicious point.

The woman in the passenger seat of the car was actually wearing a suit of armor. Of course, these policemen don't think of such a thing as an alien visitor, and their brains haven't been opened to that extent.

But judging from their years of experience, most of the people who are dressed like this and are in a hurry now are participating in an all-night makeup, and it is normal to get drunk on that occasion, and there will even be some guys who smoke something that should not be sucked.

So the officers thought they should take a good look, so Evenson was stopped.

"You didn't go to the police station this time because Melinda went quickly. Nick Fury rolled his eyes and said, "Do you think that the noise you made at the time was not enough to qualify for arrest?"

"It's none of my business. Evenson quickly explained, "I'm very cooperative, and it's the guest of honor who really made trouble." ”

It's not a big deal, of course Evenson won't mess around, he just drank a small can of beer in the first half of the night, it's all been a night, and after two battles, that bit of alcohol has already been evaporated, even if it can be detected so little, as soon as his S.H.I.E.L.D. documents are bright, what else can not be done?

When Evinson was about to take out his ID after the test, Sif who was sitting in the passenger seat also understood what was going on, so he jumped out of the car and took out his big sword to compare with the policeman.

And the policeman was also a simple man, and after the gun he took out was slapped away by Sif with a sword, he decisively asked for support.

It was unexpected, and Evenson was still frozen, as he pulled out his papers. I said sister, you're too righteous, it's me, not you, I didn't say anything, why are you so excited to come out for me?

"Asgardians," Nick Fury frowned as he remembered the lady I was so special, "they really like to mess around." ”

"It's not like he's messing around. Evenson shrugged his shoulders and said, "It's all because of cultural differences. ”

Afterwards, Evenson asks Sif why he behaved so aggressively, and the answer is simply laughing and crying, because Sif thinks he has been provoked.

was investigated for drunk driving, and felt provoked, drew his sword and stood up and fight, this is really not because Sif's thinking is too arrogant. It's because there are a few things you can't do in Asgard.

First of all, you can't question the courage of an Asgardian, at least not in person, then you can't question the amount of alcohol an Asgardian, and finally, you can't just have a drunken Asgardian after-show.

It's like a drunken drag race, that's what they like to do when they're drunk, and if you stop them, you're doubting their alcohol and courage at the same time, and then there's nothing to say about it, and it's sure to turn into a drunken brawl again.

Although this time Sif, a person who did most of the beer, but this bit of alcohol for him, not even a feeling, let alone anything, drunk to the fullest, and the person who raced this time was not her, but she still had to take her own practical actions to defend the wine culture spread in Asgard Henggu.

Insert another sentence here, the reason why Asgardians dare to drink and mess around is because of their physical fitness, and the people who can generally afford to fly a spaceship are well-known warriors.

Therefore, if you want to live well, don't learn from them.

"It's not a mess like this," Nick Fury sat down behind his desk, "You know what I'm referring to." ”

"Ah, I know. The atmosphere suddenly became serious, and Evenson put away his sloppy look, and it should be time to get down to business. "You must be referring to the impact of this dispute in Asgard on the planet. ”

"Actually, I think we're much more nervous than the two princes vying for the throne. Nick Fury picked up the papers on the table, glanced at them, threw them to the side and said, "Do you know how much they reacted after I reported this to the World Safety Council?"

The military support that Evenson requested was transferred by Nick Fury through the committee, so he naturally told the committee about Asgard and the possibility of war with Earth.

Then, within an hour, several of the world's most war-promising military powers suddenly raised their combat readiness levels by three levels, and even such things as strategic nuclear missiles were in silos and were in a state of warm-up.

After all, according to the available intelligence, interstellar war is simply on the verge of breaking out.

"But now that the matter has been satisfactorily settled, the war readiness of those countries is gradually declining. Nick Fury said as if relieved, "But I think their biggest influence on us is—" he paused for a moment, "There are other civilizations in the universe, and they are much more developed than us. ”

"And after this discovery, how are we going to do with the Earth?" said Nick Fury, "whether to communicate with them with the most sincere desire for peace, or to continue to prepare for war and let them know that the Earth is not to be messed with." ”

"Hold it with both hands, and be hard with both hands!" said Evenson as he stood up. Nick Fury raised an eyebrow, which sounded familiar.

"In Asgard's case, unless there is a special reason like some time ago, it is unlikely that they will have a war with the earth, and their crown prince has a very good sense of the earth, so the possibility of peaceful communication is very high. ”

"However, we still cannot give up the development of military strength, and even say that we must exert greater efforts than we have now, because strong military strength is the greatest guarantee for our friendly exchanges, otherwise there will be too much difference in hard power, and the so-called exchanges are nothing but the submission of one side to the other. ”

"And since we have discovered a civilization in the universe, there must be other civilizations, but who can guarantee that other civilizations are also friendly to the earth? ”

The United States and Iraq are equal diplomacy, do you believe it?

"Military strength is not so easy to develop..."Although it is said that weapons are being updated every year, how much have they improved? From arquebuses to automatic rifles, it seems that they have improved a lot in terms of details, but in the final analysis, they are still different, they are kinetic weapons that rely on gunpowder combustion and explosion to fire bullets?

"But now there's a chance. Nick Fury grinned suddenly, "That robot from Asgard, it seems to be left on Earth, he will be an opportunity for our weapons to innovate." ”

"But it's a shame," said Nick Fury, shaking his head, "that you actually broke it, which is a big obstacle to our research." ”

"Really?" said Evenson with a mysterious smile, "Don't you think that guy is broken and the best situation is the best?"