As soon as it turned out, the salted fish jumped in the air, flipped 360 degrees, and after landing, it was still a salted fish.

The person who invented the phrase "salted fish turns over" is simply poisonous.

In the end, the iron rod was still Qin Ze, who was both painful and sad.

In fact, if he can snap Sister Zijin tonight, it will be hell.

Women are creatures that are too hypocritical, they like to refuse and welcome, half-pushing, half-pushing. Therefore, men should keep playing hooligans, and they can't do it once, and they can't do it twice...... After a long time, it really can't be snapped.

Phew, after a long time, I can always snap.

If a man doesn't play hooligan, he doesn't have a chance at all.

This is what Qin Ze saw from the Internet, and he also said on the Internet that the bottom line is a thing that must be constantly tested and broken through. And then it will be a matter of course.

In the past, Qin Ze had all kinds of peerless magical skills, but he had no one to fight with, but now he has Sister Zijin.

......

Today, Saturday, had breakfast.

The Qin family sisters and brothers chose to be salted fish at home, doing nothing and resting for a day. For the white-collar and gold-collar workers with a fast pace of life and high work pressure, it is the happiest thing to be able to sleep until they wake up naturally on weekends.

At ten o'clock in the morning, Qin Baobao changed into yoga clothes and practiced yoga on the yoga mat in the living room.

The horse was split, the two long legs were straight and well-proportioned, and the feet were white and tender. She was lying on her stomach, with her two lotus arms propped on the ground, this posture, people who are not physically flexible, will never be able to do it.

Qin Ze and Wang Zijin sat on the sofa, one and the other watching TV series.

Sister Zijin is true love for TV dramas, especially family ethics dramas and palace fighting dramas, she doesn't dare to make bloody plots, thunderous settings, she can watch them with relish.

In Qin Ze's eyes, ethical dramas and palace fighting dramas are a routine, and the male protagonist is invincible and cold. The heroine is silly and sweet, with her own eye-catching buff. The male protagonist loves the female protagonist deeply, and the female protagonist loves the male protagonist deeply, but the male protagonist will hate the female protagonist because of a misunderstanding in the early stage. The female protagonist in the later stage should have various reasons.,Hate the male owner.,Both sides stabbed each other.,Crit 999.。

If it's a costume drama, it's gone. The male protagonist must be the female protagonist's father-killing enemy.

Once, Qin Ze asked her: This is the same routine, don't you get tired of watching it for a long time?

Wang Zijin blinked his eyes: It's tired, but you need to find the highlights yourself, and if you look carefully, it will give you a lot of inspiration.

Qin Ze asked again: What inspiration?

Wang Zijin pointed to the palace fighting drama he was watching and said: Look, this concubine pushed her daughter into the water, not only to blame her rival, but also to get the emperor's sympathy. Living in the palace is actually the same as living outside, which tells us a truth, if you want to live well, you have to find a way to kill your competitors.

You are looking at the ending behind her, the emperor discovered her insidious and vicious nature and pulled her into the cold palace, which shows that things that cannot be seen must be hidden. Men like silly and sweet simple girls, and their vicious fangs must not be shown in front of men.

Qin Ze listened in a cold sweat.

......

Looking, watching, Qin Ze's eyes uncontrollably moved away from the mobile phone screen, focusing on his sister's lying body, to be precise, it was the chest that "looked horizontally at the side of the ridge".

The yoga clothes are very loose in the air, and her posture is basically delicate.

Unfathomable, unfathomable.

Hello sister, the scenery is old and familiar. 36D red wins fire, and the murder weapon is hidden in yoga clothes.

There was a sudden sound of grinding teeth in his ears, and when he looked sideways, Wang Zijin glared at him hard, and said, "I stay at home all day long, and I want to move my muscles and bones." Baby, let me try yoga. ”

, we're just done in the morning.

Hearing this, Qin Baobao straightened up and stretched his waist coquettishly, "Then you come." ”

sat down on the sofa, and arched his brother with a big buttocks: "Aze, help my sister wash some grapes." ”

Sister's pony boy is going to wash the grapes in a fart.

I didn't notice Wang Zijin's resentful eyes at all.

In the kitchen, there are Jufeng grapes that Qin Ze bought for her when she was running, and my sister only eats grapes and doesn't eat grapes, saying that grapes can't spit out the skin, which is disgusting.

After washing the grapes, Qin Baobao leaned on his younger brother to eat them, and spat out the grape skin in his ruddy little mouth.

"Is it sweet?" Qin Ze asked.

"Sweet!" Qin Baobao smiled.

"Then give me something to eat. ”

"Ah~" Qin Baobao fed his younger brother, "Is it sweet?"

"Sister's grapes," Qin Ze gave a thumbs up: "Sweet!"

"Ahem!" Wang Zijin suddenly let out a breath and fell to the ground softly.

"Qin Baobao, come over and help me. Wang Zijin shouted.

It's obviously my boyfriend, why do I feel like I'm being shown a belly of dog food.

Bastard!

Flip the table!

"You help me press my waist, I can't bend down. Wang Zijin said.

"Oh. Qin Baobao moved over, knelt on Wang Zijin's back with a "snap" of her knees, and pressed her whole person to the ground, her face to the ground.

"My waist, my waist..... It's broken, ah, hum, hum, ......." Wang Zijin screamed.

"It's not like this, don't kneel up, Aze..... Help ......"

Sister Zijin, who was about to fall apart, collapsed.

Speaking of which, although Sister Zijin exercises every day, she doesn't practice dancing, and she feels that the root of her thighs is burning when she splits her legs, and the flexibility of her waist can't be compared with the monster.

The ruthless monster knelt for more than ten seconds before he "suddenly realized" and got up, pretending: "Oh, Zijin, you're okay, it's all my fault, I don't know how to measure." ”

Wang Zijin was lying on the ground, curled up in a ball, super pitiful.

Qin Ze shuddered suddenly, he clearly saw that his sister was looking at Sister Zijin with indifferent eyes just now, just like a big guy looking at a salted fish, and the group leader was looking at the new.

Does my sister know something?

Wang Zijin, who was physically and mentally exhausted, climbed to the sofa to recuperate, and Qin Baobao continued to do his own yoga, still a horse, putting grapes in front of him, and doing yoga while eating.

"Aze, help my sister press her waist. My sister said coquettishly, "Hurry up." ”

Qin Ze walked around behind his sister, put his palms on her back, and slowly pressed her down.

"Time my sister, five minutes. ”

"Oh. ”

After pressing for a while, my sister began to gasp, her face was flushed, and she gritted her teeth and persisted.

Wang Zijin also relented, his eyes rolled, and he suddenly remembered an interesting thing.

She got up, climbed to the edge of the sofa, cautiously leaned out, and kissed Qin Ze on the mouth.

Then the slanted eyes of revenge shot at Qin Baobao.

Then, she leaned out again, kissed Qin Ze on the face again, kissed him on the mouth again, and this time stretched out her little fragrant tongue and licked his lips.

Qin Baobao didn't notice it at all.

Qin Ze was stunned,, Sister Zijin really knows how to play.

It turns out that you are such a tissue.

Thief stimulus.

There is a kind of chicken eating behind my sister's back.

Eh, something seems wrong.

Wang Zijin's idea was learned online, such as a couple hugging, but the woman kissing someone else. Another example is a couple hugging, but the boyfriend is holding hands with another man behind his back.

Wang Zijin had an idea, and opened an experiment on the spot. It feels super exciting, this makes the girlfriend feel cuckolded, so sour.

Eh, is there something wrong?

Bastard, I'm the real girlfriend.

Stumble!

Qin Ze looked confused, and Sister Zijin seemed to ...... suddenly It's like eating a dead fly.

I brushed my teeth in the morning.

I didn't eat garlic.

"I have a little donkey that I never ride. ”

Ringtones.

"Is it my phone?"

"No, it's mine. ”

Qin Ze took out his mobile phone and looked at the electric person, "It's our spicy old radish." ”

He answered the phone: "Dad." ”

"Are you free today?" said the old man's deep voice.

"Yes, my sister and I are at home, so we're resting today. Qin Ze automatically switched to good son mode.

"Then come to the school to help me with a lesson. The old man said.

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