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Chen Ergou turned his back to the camera, and in front of millions of viewers, he unbuttoned his crotch and began to shush at the spout of the kettle. In fact, he just wants to pee, after all, people have three urgencies, and they can't hold back when they have a urine insipidus.

Of course he doesn't want to drink urine, but in this case, even if he is a "king and super god", there will be times when the waves die, haven't you heard of "seven kills will die"?

Besides, he is not a god yet, he is just a human being, and it is always good to be prepared with a little more hands.

The sound of urine ejaculating into the kettle is too loud, "huhuhu" with "whoosh", which makes more than 6 million people in the live broadcast room begin to think about this sound, especially female audiences.

After urinating, Chen Ergou shook his legs and sprinkled a large piece on the ground, almost urinating on his shoes.

A thrilling spirit all over his body, "Comfortable!"

Only then did he hide the twenty-eighth little brother, took the kettle and glanced at the camera, and said: "Peeing on the kettle is also a technical job, and if you are not careful, you will pee on your hands." Fortunately, my kettle has a wide spout, and I just put it in and won't pee on my hands, otherwise it would be very embarrassing for an obsessive-compulsive person like me, and I would definitely try to wash my hands first. ”

The female sailors in the live broadcast room are all blushing, and topics such as what wide pot mouth sticks into and urinates on their hands are really dirty.

Chen Ergou is still talking to himself, the rhythm of the live broadcast room has already been flying, among which the coaxing "Urine Drinking Gang" is a huge team, it is understandable that they have watched the live broadcast for so many years, and they have never seen anyone drink urine live broadcast, let alone a big anchor like Chen Ergou.

There is also a "dirty faction" that accuses him of running a train with his mouth full of mouths, and the small motor is "dirty" and keeps ringing, this is a group of teenagers who are about to stir in their hearts, although Chen Ergou doesn't have a little meaning, they can also use their brains and easily associate with the past. Then there is a group of "handwashing" rhythms with "handwashing", which is considered to be the oldest qualified, and has existed since the last episode of the show when he lied to the tuba.

If you add the huge "Question Mark Army" that is resident in his live broadcast room, and the "Dog Master Forward Battalion" that often blasts everywhere, then the "rhythm martial arts" in this live broadcast room are complete.

Chen Ergou didn't have any intention of drinking urine, looking at the rhythm of running around the screen, he also had a black line on his head. Putting on a righteous and unyielding look, he crossed his hands on his waist and said: "As a chef, if you are so sleepy that you need to drink your own urine to save yourself, then this chef is not a good chef." For the sake of the dignity of the chef world, I will not succumb to the onslaught of you Pippi barrage. ”

"I just don't want to waste this pot of urine, and hopefully it won't be used. ”

"To get back to the point, in the scorching desert, if you really get to the point where you are in a desperate situation where you don't drink, it is estimated that anyone will drink it all. In the future, I will do my best to find a source of water for survival. ”

Chen Ergou would never admit defeat, and said righteously: "What is the most important thing to survive in the desert? Many people think of water, but I want to tell you, it is faith." With the confidence that I can get out of the desert and follow through throughout, miracles will soon happen before your eyes. ”

After traversing several hills between rugged and steep sand dunes, Chen Ergou finally arrived at the destination hilly location. Walked in, this is a plateau platform full of black stones.

As far as the eye can see, the plateau platform is endless, and the bluestone black pieces the size of a two-story building are shining, as if they have entered a sea of coal......

The audience in the live broadcast room saw such a strange natural landscape, and they also temporarily broke away from the rhythm dispute, and were shocked by the power of this nature.

Chen Ergou also sighed: "The superficial geographical knowledge tells me that this strange land under my feet was a part of the ancient Mediterranean Sea thousands of years ago. Later, with the uplift of the earth's crust, the ancient Mediterranean Sea was thousands of kilometers behind......

How many years have passed, and these hidden mountains or islands that were originally hidden deep in the sea have been exposed to nature for a long time, and after wind and rain, the calcareous objects in the mountains have gradually been lost, and they have become what they are now. Coupled with the extreme lack of water, the seabed of the ancient Mediterranean Sea has also become a desolate sea of sand.

Fu Ling recalls the ancients, the magic of nature, and people can't help but look up to the sky and sigh the rush of time. ”

When he came to this hilly area and saw a few palm olive trees not far away, Chen Ergou relaxed a lot, found a shaded place with a large canopy, sat down and rested first, and said, "Now everyone should know why I came to the Sahara Desert." ”

"Let's take a break and talk to everyone for a while. I remember the first time I learned about the Sahara Desert was in my junior high school history textbook. The first understanding of the Sahara Desert is in the novel collection "My Sahara" by the famous Taiwanese female writer Sanmao. ”

"I still remember some of the descriptions of the Sahara Desert in Sanmao's beautiful writings - 'I raised my eyes and saw a lonely wind whining across the endless yellow sand, the sky was high, and the earth was heavy, majestic and quiet. It was dusk, and the setting sun stained the desert a bloody red, poignant and terrifying. The climate of almost early winter, in the mood of anticipating the hot day, turned the earth into a poetic desolation......

In those years of reading, every time I read this paragraph, I would have a sense of imagination.

I've wanted to see it for years, and now I've got it. But I didn't follow the route drawn under the tip of the three-brush pen, in the Sahara Desert, with the sound of camel bells made by 'Ding Dong', to chase the camel caravan pulled by Ali Baba, to enjoy the lonely smoke of the desert...... I embarked on a different path, which was perhaps more moving and challenging than the scenery in the book, because I was a young man.

"Audience friends, you are lucky to be able to enjoy such a beautiful scenery while sitting at home looking at your computer or mobile phone. ”

"Of course, I'm also lucky that I'm experiencing this beauty firsthand. ”

The sudden lyrical link almost soured the big teeth of the sailors-

“6666”

"Sour, sour, sour, sour water is coming out. ”

"What a sour word, you're writing again. ”

Jiang Lang Dachenzi under the mountain: "Master Dog, you just go out in a travel novel, it will definitely be popular." ”

"It's really beautiful, and that's what I think the Sahara Desert should look like, not the few car lanes that are being developed to cross the Sahara Desert now." ”

Chen Ergou smiled and said, "It seems that this friend named Hua Yanzhi also has an understanding of the Sahara Desert. For a long time, the Sahara Desert has been a danger that has hindered travelers from exploring deeply. Today, several routes through the desert have been opened, making the dreams of adventurers come true. ”

"Traveling in the desert is a physical and intellectual challenge, but it is strange and exciting: a long walk in the desert, away from the hustle and bustle of the city......"

"Hua Yanzhi invited Chen Ergou to eat 10 Buddha jumping over the wall" message: "I really want to travel with the dog master, eat and sleep together." ”

"6666, another local tyrant. ”

"The king of the dog routine, you can make ten Buddhas jump over the wall by reciting the name once. ”

"I'm convinced of this wave of routines. ”

Chen Ergou laughed and said, "Thank you for the Buddha jumping over the wall." To be reasonable, I don't have a gift from everyone. I'm afraid that if you send me Buddha to jump over the wall, you don't want to be with me, but to sleep with me. ”

(First of all, let's talk about something, today's four watches!)

(The book's popularity has increased, and the book review section has begun to get confused.) I know that everyone is for the good of this book, and they don't want me to write it, and I do my best to write it well. But people are subjective animals, everyone is their own protagonist, sometimes it is inevitable that it will not meet your feelings, so please bear with me. ）

(Welcome to the book group to chat, thank you for the first reward of Hua Yanzhi, I only saw it last night, and I was shocked.) I thought you were really going to sleep with me. ）