Chapter 1 Mistakenly entering the red envelope group
May 18, 2019, this day, is Xu Moxuan's 16th birthday, he is a sophomore in high school this year, but his grades are not very good, when he was in junior high school, he was still the top five students in the whole grade, and he let himself go when he went to high school, he had no intention of studying at all, his grades plummeted, his family opened a barbecue restaurant, he often helped the family do things, and he was a good child, but because of the slight depression caused by his classmates in the junior high school class, he felt that studying was boring, but everything changed from this day......
Jade Emperor: "Zhong Aiqing, this emperor sees that everyone is tired of cultivating, so he specially created this group for Zhong Aiqing's entertainment, the group name (red envelope group of the three realms of heaven and earth), wait for me to pull some people into the group." β
Queen Mother of the West: "The Jade Emperor has also learned this thing in the world, since the heaven and earth were closed ten thousand years ago, he can't go down to the mortal, and this group is not bad for entertainment." β
Sun Wukong: "Jade Emperor Lao'er, this decision is good, I like it." β
Primordial Celestial Venerable joins the group chat
Taishang Laojun joins the group chat
......
Mo Xuan joined the group chat.
"Hmm? What kind of deception is the Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms of Heaven and Earth? Xu Moxuan saw that he had joined a strange group just after school at noon, and he went in to take a look with a bored mind.
Jade Emperor: "Almost everyone has come in, this emperor will first send a red envelope to encourage Zhong Aiqing, I"
"What's the matter, return the Jade Emperor, I'm still Pangu, there is a red envelope? Xu Moxuan didn't care so much, just had a red envelope, and said that he put his finger on the screen and was ready to grab the red envelope.
γWishing you prosperity, great luckγ
"I'll grab it!" Xu Moxuan, who had been preparing for a long time, took out his hand speed after being single for many years, and grabbed this red envelope without expectations, but this red envelope was a bit strange.
"What? It's not money? Wishing charms? What is this, it's been deposited in the Treasure Pavilion, what Treasure Pavilion, I'll see. Xu Moxuan exited and saw that the balance column was gone!
"Wori, isn't this a backpack in the game?" Xu Moxuan looked at the rows of grids, and a talisman was placed in the first grid, and there was a note underneath.
"Wishing Talisman: You can make a wish that does not go against the will of Heaven. β
"Oh, yes, it's like the real thing! You can extract it, I'll try. Saying that, Xu Moxuan clicked on the next extraction, and with a flash of golden light, Xu Moxuan was surprised to find that a talisman was lying quietly on Xu Moxuan's palm.
", what the hell, did you really extract it?" Xu Moxuan rubbed his eyes and found that the talisman was still lying there quietly, "It's true, it's not a dream, then, what wish should I make?" Xu Moxuan thought for a while,
"I want to be the master of the world. Then the talisman floated up, and a phrase appeared in the void.
"I'm sorry, your wish could not be granted. β
"Well, I can't do that? Then, I'm going to be the richest man in the world. β
"I'm sorry, your wish could not be granted. Because this will destroy world finance. β
"Wori, that and that, I want China to go up and down for 5,000 years, and all cultures will disappear. Xu Moxuan said this in a hurry,
"Congratulations, your wish has come true. β
The words flashed through the void, and the rune paper burned and disappeared.
"Well, that's it. Xu Moxuan found that it was no different.
He was about to leave when he was attracted to a passerby, not because of how he looked, but because of the book he was holding.
"How did Wori's "Journey to the West" become "Journey to the East". Even the author Wu Chengen has become Wu Moqiu! It seems that this group is real. In other words, all the immortals in the group are real! Damn, I'm going to be developed. Then Xu Moxuan looked at him regardless of the eyes of passers-by looking at Shen Jing Bing, and jumped to eat.
As soon as he returned to school in the afternoon, Xu Moxuan's two good brothers came over and said, "Xu Moxuan, do you want to participate in the campus top ten poets competition next week?" These two brothers have drunk and fought with him, and they belong to the kind that must help when there is something, one is called Lu Shaojia, and the other is called He Jiajie,
"Who is participating?" Xu Moxuan was very confused, because he hadn't heard of it, and he didn't actually blame him, because the 5,000-year-old culture of China has basically disappeared, and only he knows in the world.
"You don't know, four of the top ten school flowers in our school have to participate, including Zhang Ling, the civilian school flower at the head of the top ten school flowers!" Lu Shaojia and He Jiajie looked at Xu Moxuan with strange expressions, because this is what the whole school knows,
"Your language is good, Jiajie and I have signed up for you, come on! Maybe the civilian school girl may not like you?" Lu Shaojia quipped, but he knew that Xu Moxuan liked Zhang Ling,
"How can there be such a ......" Xu Moxuan just wanted to say where he could compose poems, even if he wrote poems, it would not be too good, but suddenly he thought that the 5,000-year-old culture of China was now known to him alone, and he was instantly full of confidence, "Okay, then brother will turn Zhang Ling into your sister-in-law!" β
"Heh, just like you, you still want to get the favor of Zhang Ling's colonel, I'm afraid I didn't wake up!"
The person who spoke was Yang Wei, who had always been unable to get along with Xu Moxuan, because Xu Moxuan was more handsome than him, and his sisters liked it when he was in junior high school, which made him jealous, his family was in business, and he was a rich second generation, so he was arrogant by nature, but he had real materials, and his grades were not bad, and he also took his little brother to let everyone isolate Xu Moxuan, otherwise he would provoke him in the future and make that person unable to eat and walk around, so few people in junior high school played with Xu Moxuan, only Lu Shaojia and He Jiajie, so the three of them are good brothers, because this caused Xu Moxuan to have a slight depression, or because Zhang Ling came to this school in high school, became a psychological counselor, opened Xu Moxuan, and Xu Moxuan came out, It was also at that time that she fell in love with Zhang Ling, and her smile fascinated Xu Moxuan.
"That's right, if you don't look at what you look like, Colonel Zhang's flower must belong to our viagra!"
This person's name is Yu Jianren, and he is Yang Wei's loyal dogleg, because when junior high school started, he pretended to be x and was beaten by Yang Wei and followed Yang Wei.
"Mo Xuan, let's go, this kind of person is not worth your anger. Lu Shaojia said that he was about to pull Xu Moxuan away, but Xu Moxuan didn't plan to leave.
"Yohe, isn't this Yang Wei?
Xu Moxuan has been scolding Yang Wei because of this name, Yang Wei and his parents hope that Yang Wei can have great deeds in the future, but they didn't expect his surname to be Yang, this name has been teasing him since he broke with Xu Moxuan, Xu Moxuan has been teasing him, and it has become his shame, he has called someone to beat Xu Moxuan, but Xu Moxuan is not a vegetarian, and Lu Shaojia and He Jiajie are usually exercised and obsessed with martial arts, Lu Shaojia has learned some martial arts, so it is no problem for three people to fight seven or eight people, and the fight is ruthless, Yang Wei does not dare to act rashly, but recently his cousin of Taekwondo black belt nine dan has returned from studying abroad, and he is not afraid of Xu Moxuan nowγ So it jumped out again and went wild.
"You **, if you talk about Lao Tzu's name again, I will kill you, I might as well tell you that my cousin is back. Hum. Yang Wei roared angrily.
"Yo, beat the dog to see the master, see that your brother won't talk about you on his face, do you dare to make a bet?" Xu Moxuan showed a hint of sneer,
"You're the dog!Say, what a bet!" Yang Wei still gritted his teeth, but still took the bet.
"You also participate in the Top Ten Poets Competition on Campus, then we will bet on who will win the championship!" Xu Moxuan said with a serious expression.
"What? You want to compare me to poetry? Hahahaha? Laugh at me, do you think you are still the same as before, and your grades are good? I am also a third-order poet of the stars, and you are not even a poet of the stars, but you are actually compared to me to poetry? Hahahahaha. β
"The Third Order of Stars?, what is it?" Xu Moxuan found that a lot of things had changed after using the wishing charm.
"Mo Xuan, the starry grade is the poetry level, since the culture from 5,000 years ago after the cultural fault, there have been no literary works, so the country has set up these grades in order to encourage poetry, like Lu Xun is the second-order poet of Chiyang, which is generally divided into the star level, the Haoyue level, the Chiyang level and the highest crown level! Each level is divided into three small levels, and the third order of the stars is the high level of the stars!" Lu Shaojia didn't say why Xu Moxuan didn't know this, so he told him that the third order of the stars was already a very good poet at this stage of high school. But who is Xu Moxuan, he knows the 5,000-year-old culture now, what is he afraid of, is it possible that Yang Wei can compare to Li Bai and Du Fu? So Xu Moxuan is not false at all.
"Yes, it's like a poem, whoever loses will learn to bark three times around the playground! Do you dare to compare?" Xu Moxuan used the radical method, but Yang Wei didn't think that Xu Moxuan was better than himself, so he said it without thinking about it
"Yes and don't dare, wait to learn the dog bark!Hahahaha, let's go!"
"Mo Xuan, you are impulsive this time, you didn't come to the last poet assessment, you are not even a star, you are just a scattered person, how can you compare to him, the fight is almost the same!" Lu Shaojia and He Jiajie looked worried. Xu Moxuan patted the shoulders of the two of them,
"Don't worry, brother, I have it. Then he smiled meaningfully.