Chapter 69 What about the equality of men and women?
"What's the matter? Living with this handsome guy, you can still appreciate and appreciate my peerless appearance and nourish your eyes when the time comes..."The bastard in front of him walked over without any shame and took away the coffee that Chen Xinyao had just brewed, "Thank you for the coffee... It smells good, but I don't know what it tastes like. ”
"Cousin, I firmly disagree, this bastard lives here..."Chen Xinyao gritted her teeth, looking indignant, as if she had a grudge against Xiang Shaofan in her previous life.
"Yaoyao... Don't make trouble, come here, I'll tell you..."Kong Mengyi took a step forward and grabbed the little girl in front of her.
When she sat on the sofa, Kong Mengyi said, "Actually, this is the case..."
Hearing Kong Mengyi's explanation, Xiao Nizi in front of her looked a little disbelieving, and her clever eyes scratched, "Really, cousin, someone assassinated you today?
"Hmm!" Kong Mengyi nodded calmly.
She didn't lie about this, Xiang Shaofan did show a strong skill today, and subdued the sniper with one move.
"This coffee is good..."In the middle of the conversation between the two, Xiang Shaofan picked up the cup of coffee on the table, blew slightly, looked very enjoyable, handed it to his mouth, and smashed his mouth, "En... It's fragrant, it should taste good, right?"
Seeing the bastard in front of him, he happened to be serving the cup of coffee full of extra spicy powder, and the little girl in front of him almost jumped up with excitement.
I urged in my heart: Drink, drink... You bastard, I won't kill you later!Let you slap Miss Ben's ass, I didn't expect the punishment to come so quickly, it seems that God still has long eyes, hum...
Chen Xinyao prayed vigorously in her heart, but she suddenly put down the coffee that was in her mouth, looked at Chen Xinyao in surprise, and suddenly said: "I think you seem to be gloating, you shouldn't put anything in the coffee, right?"
What the hell, this bastard found out so quickly!!
was stared at by Xiang Shaofan vigorously, Rao is Chen Xinyao, and he couldn't help blushing, rolled his eyes, but said with some confidence: "Who... Whoever got something, I see you're sick. ”
"I'm sick, do you have medicine?" This guy glanced at Chen Xinyao, who was flushed, with no shame, but picked up another cup of coffee in front of Kong Mengyi, and smiled, "President, my cup is better, I'll change it with you, you shouldn't be angry, right?"
"This bastard is so particular about drinking coffee, it's all brewed by Yaoyao, could it be that the taste of the two cups is different?" Kong Mengyi couldn't help frowning, glared at Xiang Shaofan, and secretly guessed in her heart.
The goods in front of him just smiled, picked up Kong Mengyi's cup of coffee and drank it vigorously.
Looking at Xiang Shaofan's turtle drinking coffee, Kong Mengyi couldn't help but glance at it, picked up the cup of coffee in front of her, and handed it to her lips.
Just as she was about to take a sip, Chen Xinyao was anxious and hurriedly stopped: "That... Cousin... This coffee, this coffee..."
Seeing Chen Xinyao's anxious face, Kong Mengyi couldn't help but be a little surprised, "What's wrong?"
"That's... You just can't drink it anyway!"
"Can't drink it? why?"
"That's... That..."
Chen Xinyao, who was so anxious that her face was red, but she saw the schadenfreude on the face of the goods next to her, and said with a posture that she didn't care about herself: "You can't drink it, I'm afraid someone put something in the coffee." ”
It's over!
Chen Xinyao's heart suddenly felt empty, but her mouth was stubborn: "Who said that something was down, your eye saw that Miss Ben had something?"
"No, since you haven't got, then you can take a sip and show me?" Xiang Shaofan looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.
"You... You... Drink it!"
Chen Xinyao regretted it just after agreeing, and her jewel-like eyes were about to shed tears of grievance.
Whining... Why do you have to promise this bastard, now it's okay, if you don't drink it, you'll prove that you're going to have something.
If you drink... The feeling of coffee accompanied by spicy powder, it must be a super pit sister!
"Stop making trouble!"
Seeing that Chen Xinyao in front of her was so amused by Xiang Shaofan that she was about to cry, Kong Mengyi couldn't help frowning, and snorted softly, "The surname Xiang, you are enough!
Seeing that the bastard in front of him was scolded by his cousin, this little girl suddenly grimaced at Xiang Shaofan, stretched out a middle finger, and her eyes seemed to say, "You wait for me!
When the two of them quieted down, Kong Mengyi spoke: "If you want to live here, you must have three chapters of the law!"
"Cousin, for this kind of person, you must have ten chapters of the law!" As soon as Kong Mengyi finished speaking, Xiao Nizi on the side jumped up from the sofa unhappily.
Kong Mengyi nodded, "Wait until I'm done, if you think there are those deficiencies, you can make additions!"
"First, don't come into my room!"
"My cousin still has mine..."
"Second, don't use my upstairs bathroom or anything upstairs. ”
"Thirdly, it is forbidden to leave undressed at home... And the pants..."
said that on the third day, Rao is Kong Mengyi, who has always been cold, couldn't help but blush a little.
"Okay, Yaoyao, take a look, is there anything else that needs to be added..."After speaking, Kong Mengyi glanced at Chen Xinyao and asked.
"Okay, then I'll add, fourth... You are not allowed to call me by my full name, you must call me Miss in the future! Don't peek at us taking a shower... Sixth... We can't put the TV loud when we sleep... Seventh... It is necessary to change clothes every day... Eighth..."
I'll be a good girl... Is it possible that this chick still thinks that Lao Tzu is here to be a nanny?
If it were someone else, asking so much at once, Xiang Shaofan would have been angry a long time ago, where would it be the turn of this little girl to talk non-stop here.
But for the sake of buddy, I'm about to live with the goddess, so I won't worry about you for the time being.
"Do you know what I said?" After saying so much in one breath, the little girl in front of her didn't even kick her breath and continued to ask.
"Yes, yes, I promise I can do it. Xiang Shaofan nodded seriously.
"Then what if you can't do it?" Chen Xinyao blinked.
"If you can't do it, then you can kick me to death!" Xiang Shaofan grinned.
"You... Miss Ben won't kick you, your skin is so thick, kicking you will only make my feet uncomfortable, that's good, if you can't do it, hum... Then let your cousin deduct all your wages for a month. The chick in front of her smiled smugly, and then turned her head to look at Kong Mengyi, "Cousin, what do you think of this punishment?"
"That's a good punishment. Kong Mengyimei# lips cracked slightly, and Allure smiled.
Nima's, these two chicks are completely colluded, just waiting for Lao Tzu to take the bait!
"Then you can make more than ten chapters of the law, so can I also make an appointment with the law or something?" Xiang Shaofan said a little unfairly.
"No way!"
The two women shouted almost at the same time.
"Isn't it? You can make more than ten chapters of the law, but I can't have one or two chapters?" Xiang Shaofan said very depressedly: "What about the equality of men and women?"
The two women gave him a big roll of the eye at the same time.
"Actually, I only want to think about the chapter of the law, that is, you can't force me to do that, otherwise I would rather die than give in!" Xiang Shaofan's eyes were firm, with an expression of unyielding expression.
"Die!" the two women roared at the same time, this bastard, what a shame, who would do anything to you?
"Surname, you have listened to me, although I promised you to stay, but you will have to pay me rent every month in the future. ”
"Nima, I heard you right, do you want me to pay the rent?"
Xiang Shaofan's eyes widened, and he almost didn't fall off the sofa, "I said President Kong, you are too picky, I came to be a bodyguard and a security guard, how can you do this to me?"
When he said the word bodyguard and security guard, this thing deliberately raised his voice high, afraid that Chen Xinyao on the side would not hear it, and it was obvious that he was hinting at something.
Kong Mengyi's face changed suddenly, and she didn't know what this animal wanted to do.
glared at Xiang Shaofan fiercely, but Kong Mengyi compromised and said: "It's okay not to pay rent, but you have to clean the entire villa once a week!"
You're ruthless!
Xiang Shaofan secretly gave a thumbs up, but thinking that he would have to live with beauties in the future, he didn't bother to care so much.
"Yaoyao, I'm going to move in tomorrow... We'll be a family then..."The guy said with a smug face, not knowing how the word shame was written.
"Bastard, you shameless bastard... You are simply an extremely obscene uncle! I solemnly warn you now, you are not allowed to call me like this in the future, except for my cousin, otherwise, I will throw you into the sea to feed the fish! Hmph..."
Xiang Shaofan's words just now made Xiao Nizi in front of her angry, the pair of volleyballs in front of her, ups and downs, her pink lips bit tightly, as if she wanted to rush up at any time, and bite Xiang Shaofan in front of her twice.
"Yaoyao... It's not early, let's go take a shower and go to bed!" Kong Mengyi on the side couldn't help but smile bitterly when she saw that the two started arguing again, she was completely defeated by these two living treasures.
Originally, I lived a quiet life, but with these two living treasures in the future, I am afraid that it will not be peaceful in the future.
"Hmph..." Chen Xinyao's eyes widened, like a cute frog, her mouth bulged out, and she let out a deep breath, and then turned around and walked to her room.
"When are you going to move over?" When Chen Xinyao left, Kong Mengyi's pretty face regained its cold aura again.
"This... Or I'll move here tonight. "The goods in front of me look very impatient.
"You... It's so late now!" Gritting her teeth, Kong Mengyi tried to calm herself down, not being like this animal, and instead said, "You can move here tomorrow." ”
"Then it's decided!"
After speaking, the goods stood up, but picked up an apple on the fruit plate and took a bite of it, grinning, "The fruit is very good, good night... My wife... In addition, I will take a leave of absence tomorrow, you remember to help me tell me! Don't deduct my salary!"
"You... You bastard, call it out again believe it or not, I'll ask someone to cripple you!" Kong Mengyi suddenly became so angry that her chest rose and fell up, she stood up, and wanted to rush up to give this bastard a kick, but she knew that the bastard in front of her had already disappeared without a trace.
When I got home, I left a light in front of the door and the lights in the house were turned off.
Xiang Shaofan didn't bother to turn on the light, and walked in with his mobile phone to illuminate it.
After all, at this point now, Zhou Hui and Xiao Tingting should have fallen asleep, and Xiang Shaofan naturally couldn't wake them up.
Quietly walked in, lying on the bed, Xiang Shaofan soon entered the dream.
When she got up early the next morning, Zhou Hui had already made breakfast, and the four of them sat at the table and ate happily.
During the meal, Xiang Shaofan looked at the small room, which was already old, and even the TV was a very old-fashioned TV.
Xiang Shaofan couldn't help but feel sad for a while, because he was outside all these years, he didn't come back to help Zhou Hui carry this family, so that Liu Ping and Zhou Hui had suffered all these years.
He couldn't help but feel a little guilty in his heart, it was time to give them a new house.