Chapter 3 Kidney tonic is the key
When Wu Kong heard this, he felt bad, and as soon as he turned around and ran.
But how fast can he run with his little arms and legs?
The middle-aged aunt of the female man who could stand with her fists and arms and run horses, stomped heavily with her right foot, and her body flew towards this side like a cannonball, and stopped in front of Wu Kong in the blink of an eye.
didn't talk nonsense, stretched out his hand and patted it gently, and Wu Kong fainted.
Before fainting, a thought flashed through Wu Kong's mind: "I must think of a way to ......"
In a daze, I don't know how long I slept.
Half-asleep and half-awake, Wu Kong faintly heard the sound of someone talking.
"What to do with these men?"
"There are fifteen in total, there are others in the village, and they won't be needed so much for the time being, so use half of them, and raise the other half first. ”
"It's okay, but since there are many, that little man, it's my trophy, I'll take it. ”
"Haha, Sister Xi, you have to take it easy, you don't have the status of an official family, and it is a serious crime to keep a son-in-law privately. ”
"Phew, that was the old calendar hundreds of years ago? The old lady now looks, our village and the next village, are there still few men in the family? Well, this little man is not what the old lady wants, just bring it back to my family Xiaofu as a companion, so as not to make her lonely. Okay, let's go. ”
Then, Wu Kong felt that his body was lifted up and swayed.
When I opened my eyes, I found that my body was in the air, and my back was picked up by a big hand carrying my clothes.
"She's so strong. Wu Kong was secretly shocked.
Struggling slightly, I heard the big voice say: "Little guy, don't move, if you fall down and break your face and it doesn't look good, the old lady will slap you to death, throw it away, don't do it." ”
Wu Kong was so frightened that he didn't dare to move.
Reaching out and touching it, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when I found that the dragon ball was still in my arms.
Then I felt stupid, this dragon ball can be summoned back at any time, even if it is temporarily lost, it is nothing.
Then, I began to worry about what fate I was going to face.
"If this strong woman wants to kill me, or make me do something strange, then I can only use delay.
"I told her that there are a total of thirty-six dragon balls in the world, and when they are all collected, they can call on the Buddha, make a wish, and make the wish come true. Even if you want to stay young and become young and beautiful, you can achieve it.
"Moreover, I have a special bloodline, and only I can sense the whereabouts of other dragon balls through one dragon ball. In this way, I can take her out to 'treasure hunting', go around, and after a year's turn, the Dragon Ball will recover its strength, and I will secretly summon the Divine Dragon, and let the Divine Dragon give me strong strength to kill this strong woman." Hmph, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, ......hum,
Wu Kong's heart was certain, and he felt that he was safe and handicapped, so he gradually settled down.
After a while, I faintly heard the faint sound of the doorway being pushed open.
When I looked up, I found myself being lifted into a courtyard house. There is a huge stone fence with a large flat ground inside the fence that is the yard. Around the courtyard, there are houses. In front of the kitchen, there is a well with buckets next to it.
The surrounding sky is almost evening, and the setting sun is setting, and the oblique last light shines on, making the surrounding quiet and simple houses dyed with a faint golden light.
In the courtyard, there is also a little girl who is seven or eight years old, practicing boxing.
She was wearing a gray cloth short placket practice uniform, two white jade arms and two snow-white calves were exposed to the air, and her bare little feet were not only not stained by dust, but they were not clean, and their little toes were round like jade, and the white was full of tender red.
After a closer look, I found that this little girl looked really beautiful, her eyebrows were clear and beautiful, her eyes were as quiet as autumn water, her nose was delicate and delicate, her small mouth was red, her teeth were clean, and the skin on her face was white and delicate, as delicate as a freshly peeled lychee, as if she would pinch it out of the water.
The whole person, watery, pink, cute, I don't know how good-looking, beautiful and cute.
It's just that, I don't know if it's an illusion, when this little girl is walking with a horse and waving her pink little fist, there seems to be a faint, indelible white light on her body, which flashes away.
"Little flocculent. A loud voice shouted.
The cute little girl turned her head, stunned for a moment, and then pounced in surprise: "Mother, you're back." ”
"What?!!" Wu Kong was stupid.
This little sister paper ...... Cute, pink, cute, beautiful, beautiful, and fragrant, white and clean little girl...... It's actually the daughter of this aunt who can walk with her fists and run horses on her arms?!!
Wu Kong felt a thunderbolt from the sky, as if he had seen the most incredible thing in the world.
At this time, the middle-aged aunt then threw Wu Kong to the ground: "Haha, good daughter, have you practiced boxing obediently at home?"
"Well, of course. ”
The little girl said, her black and white eyes were as clear and quiet as autumn water, she turned slightly, looked at Wu Kong curiously, and asked, "Mom, who is this?" ”
"Haha, this is a gift I brought back to you. ”
"Gifts?" the little girl's eyes widened.
"Yes, my mother was worried that you would be lonely by yourself, so she brought him back, well, let you be a child son-in-law. ”
The little girl was puzzled, biting her little finger, blinking her eyes, and asking, "What is a 'child son-in-law', and what is it made of? Tapioca flour or flour? Is it delicious?"
The middle-aged aunt laughed: "Good daughter, can't you eat your son-in-law...... Well, even if you want to eat it, you have to wait until you grow up to eat it. ”
Wu Kong sweated violently: "Hey, hey, teach the child like this...... Is it really okay......? It is illegal to eat men. ”
Just thinking about it, the middle-aged aunt said to him: "Okay, boy, stand up and give my little cat a good look." ”
Wu Kong stood up, but as soon as his shirt was loosened, the dragon ball rolled down.
"Huh, what is this?" the little girl's eyes lit up, and she reached out to grab it, and the dragon ball flew into her hand.
Wu Kong was so frightened that he almost bit his tongue: "Ling ...... Volley?"
Mom, I didn't expect this little girl to be a martial arts master?
"That...... That's mine. Wu Kong whispered weakly.
"What is yours?" The middle-aged aunt glared at Wu Kong angrily: "Hmph, from today on, you will be Xiao Su's person, and your things are Xiao Su's things." ”
As he spoke, he turned his head to look at the little girl and said, "Good girl, you have to remember that men's things belong to us women." Our women's things are still our women's. So, this little man's stuff, you just take it, if you don't listen, hum ......"
The middle-aged aunt slapped her right hand with a false slap, and there was a loud bang in the yard, and a palm print appeared out of thin air on the ground, and it was still exuding steaming heat.
Wu Kong shrank his head in fright.
"Okay, why don't you go in, dry yourself, wash the rice, wash the vegetables, cook and cook, boil water for us to bathe at night, and then wash all our clothes when we're done." ”
The middle-aged aunt gave an order, and Wu Kong had to obediently comply. Anyway, the Dragon Ball can't be lost.
Fortunately, you can eat at the same table at night, and you can actually get a small room, without having to lie in the firewood room, which is much better than sleeping in the wilderness with a hungry belly. Moreover, I also know the names of the little girl and the middle-aged aunt - the little girl is called Xi Ruxu, and the middle-aged aunt is called Xi Jinghui...... Blind with a good name.
At night, the village is too lively, the sound of swords, swords, leather whips, and bursts of men's screams from time to time echo in the night sky, making Wu Kong's scalp tingle when he hears it.
He gritted his teeth secretly: "Anyway, I can't die now, and I don't have to be tortured, let alone survive alone in the wilderness, so I'll stay here first...... Wait until a year later, when the Dragon Ball is restored, I will summon it and make a wish directly, so that I can have peerless martial arts, and when the time comes, I will make you look good!! ”
Wu Kong was secretly ruthless in his heart, if he wasn't worried that the movement of summoning the dragon balls was too big, and he was worried that the villagers would find out, he would have directly summoned all the dragon balls back first. However, I still endured.
In a daze, I didn't fall asleep until it was almost dawn.
But before he could close his eyes, Aunt Xi broke in, picked him up, took him to the yard, and forced him to practice.
"First tie the horse for half an hour, and then do waist exercises, three hundred circles on the left and three hundred circles on the right. ”
When Wu Kong heard this, he almost fell down in fright.
However, he was scared too soon...... A minute later, Aunt Xi took out a pair of iron vests weighing ten kilograms and asked him to put them on.
After tying the horse, the sun had not yet risen, and his legs were already as soft as noodles, but he was still forced to turn his waist, and if he was disobedient, he was whipped down, and he was not afraid of breaking his training.
Finally, I lasted until three poles in the sun, and I barely managed to finish the 600 waist turns.
The little girl Xi Rusu brought over with a big bowl of black and strange medicine: "Xiaokong, come to drink the medicine." ”
"This ...... What kind of medicine is this?" Wu Kong found that there seemed to be some strange things floating in the medicine soup, what kind of insects, scorpions, centipedes, and the like, and he dared to guarantee that he was not mistaken.
"Hmph, this is called 'Five Poisonous Tiger Whip Bear Kidney Soup', which collects five kinds of scorching sun and poisonous insects, with tiger whips, tiger bones, tiger waist tendons, bear hearts, bear kidneys, leopard gall, leopard fetuses and other things, and blends them with the 'Seven Absolute Corpse Yin Grass' to refine the medicine of the Yang Great. Your body is too weak, and if you don't make up for it, you can't practice. Aunt Xi said in a loud voice.
Wu Kong was a little trembling, and asked weakly: "If you don't drink or practice, can you?"
Aunt Xi slapped a stack of bluestone slabs with one palm: "Don't practice, you try it! Hmph, if you want to be our Xi family's child son-in-law, you have to be a child son-in-law."
"Boy, let me tell you, if you want to be a good son-in-law, you must first be a good man. Whether a man is good or not, the key is whether the waist and legs are good, and the key is whether the kidneys are good or not.
"When a man replenishes his kidney, he has to start from the baby. Otherwise, when you grow up, you will be pustules, even if you look good and beautiful, what's the use?
Wu Kong's face turned green.
Men tonify kidneys, and they have to start from dolls?
It was the first time he had heard of such strange words.
Of course...... It's the first time he's seen such a tough aunt.
Alas, what kind of world-shattering thing is this?
How did the dragon get him to this place?
"It must have been the wrong crossing. The next time I see the dragon, I have to make a wish to travel back...... Even if you don't go back, at least don't come to such a bad world. ”