With Qin Ze's increasingly powerful waist, even if he leaked Su Yu once today, he would leak Sister Zijin again later, and the proper question might be leaked many times.

But this kind of talk is a joke at most, the main thing is that he doesn't dare, my sister just bought a sharp fruit knife yesterday, and there are several expensive kitchen knives in the kitchen, one of which is a chopping bone Trisso, chopping up salted fish, presumably also neat.

In the past, he used to laugh at Brother Cheng, and he couldn't repeat Brother Cheng's mistakes, maybe in the future, everyone won't laugh at Brother Cheng, but laugh at him instead.

Moreover, Sister Zijin's conservative thoughts, even if she wants to snap, she has to meet her parents, and when the time comes, he may have to go to the king's house in the capital.

After drinking the Yamazaki water cut in the cup, Qin Ze wiped Xu Jiazhen from his mind, and his mood suddenly brightened.

To be a good salted fish, you must first learn the spirit of Ah Q.

Wang Zijin sneered on the balcony for a long time, shivering coldly, and after returning to the room, he shrank in the quilt, revealing a small brain.

"Go to bed early!" Qin Ze helped her close the door.

He took off his clothes, put on a bath towel, brought clean underwear, and walked into the super luxurious bathroom, the bathroom doors were soundproofed, and when he pushed the door open, he heard the rumbling noise of his sister's hair dryer.

Qin Baobao was sitting on a leather sofa stool, tilting his head and blowing his hair. The two long slender and tight legs peeked out from the hem of the bathrobe, and they were close together, slightly bent, reflecting the light, crystal white.

If this long leg is carried out for auction, Qin Ze feels that he has ten wives.

"Where are your eyes?" Qin Baobao glanced at him, and then gently rubbed his legs.

Actually, the elder brother is a long-legged control of this kind of thing, and she has known it for many years.

That's why she rarely wears stockings.

"Pretend to look at the scenery all around. Qin Ze looked left and right.

"Dead. Qin Baobao rolled her eyes charmingly, turned off the hair dryer, the noise disappeared, she got up from the sofa stool, and hid her seductive long legs in the bathrobe, "Take a bath, the hot water will be put away for you." ”

"Sister is so nice. Qin Ze said happily.

My sister twisted her ass and left the bathroom.

Qin Ze opened the curtain, and there was really hot water in the bath, and there were flower petals floating on it, all of which were dried roses.

Qin Ze took his sister's ride and also took a rose bath, well, there seemed to be fragrance in the water, and he smelled the fragrance on the balcony, and Sister Zijin seemed to have a fragrance.

Qin Ze swam and swam in the bathroom, in various postures, and diving, and soon after, he suddenly reacted, his sister put hot water on him, which is not scientific in itself, not a baby, and then, why is he a big man, he wants to put flower petals and essence, it is also unscientific, not a baby.

There is only one truth: the day!

So, he swam to the edge of the bath, took out his mobile phone from his bathrobe, and sent a text message to his sister: "Bao, I have something to ask you, and I hope you will answer honestly." ”

"Bao, your name, sister. Qin Baobao didn't sleep, and replied to his message in seconds.

"Whether it's a treasure or a sister, it doesn't matter," Qin Ze sent a picture of "look at me seriously": "I just want to ask, ..... bath water"

He didn't finish speaking, giving his sister a chance to confess and be lenient.

My sister was very knowledgeable and replied, "Yes, my lord, there must be something strange about this matter." ”

"What's weird. ”

"That's the bath water for me and Zijin, ahhahahahahaha!"

Bang Bang Bang!

My sister sent three pictures of pounding and laughing.

"Surprise or not, surprise or not?" Qin Baobao trembled with laughter in the room, and the soft flesh on his chest trembled.

Qin Ze looked at the phone screen blankly, as if he could imagine the smug smile of his sister like a little fox on the other side of the screen.

For the first time in my life, I tasted someone else's bath water, and it was a double package.

That's right, when he was diving, he accidentally tasted it.

Now you tell me, this is your bathwater?

Life suddenly became hopeless.

Qin Ze jumped up from the bathroom and wrapped himself in a bath towel to Qin Baobao's room, but he didn't open the door for a long time, and the door was locked.

"Qin Baobao, come out, I'm going to kill you. ”

"So that you can know how terrifying the fifteen-centimeter Dafa weapon is. ”

"If I don't kill you, I'll have your surname from tomorrow onwards. ”

"Damn, I'm. ”

There was a knock on the door.

"You have my surname, not Qin. My sister shrank in the room and didn't come out, not forgetting to complain.

"It's okay to have anyone's surname, anyway, I'm going to you today, and come out to. ”

"If you don't come out, I'll be angry with you. My sister was laughing inside.

"Believe it or not, I broke down the door?"

"Then I'll call my mother and say that you broke into your sister's room in the middle of the night and were going to be violent to your sister. ”

"My brain is trembling......"

"Slightly...."

In the next room, Wang Zijin shrank his head, buried his head in the quilt, and whispered, "Fifteen centimeters..... Is it?"

......

The next day, a video of Qin Ze's ventriloquist performance was posted online.

The number of clicks exploded within an hour, hundreds of thousands of retweets were made, and they grew with horrific numbers.

Approaching the end of the year, everyone is relatively idle, and some have time to surf the Internet.

After this video was released, countless netizens were stunned.

"It's not scientific, it's fake, is it? Can anyone simulate so many sounds at the same time?"

"The world champions of b-box are not as good as him, right? What are you kidding, it's absolutely fake. ”

"Is this our traditional ventriloquism?"

"Traditional ventriloquist is as funny as traditional martial arts. ”

"Eh, have you noticed that the content of this ventriloquist performance is very familiar?"

Soon someone saw through the truth.

"Isn't it the classical Chinese of our junior high school, there are ventriloquists in Beijing......

"Shocked, it's really "Ventriloquism", it's awesome. ”

"The textbooks of junior high school have been restored?"

"Damn, it's really, 666"

"So is this true or false?"

The young videographer sat in his office, with dark circles under his eyes, looking at the video he had sent, and for more than an hour, he received thousands of replies and tens of thousands of retweets.

Then, he saw the replies of netizens and finally revealed the doubts in his heart.

Burst into tears, and I was finally able to sleep peacefully tonight.

Then, he crackled and typed, and then posted on Weibo: "Swear by the festival, it is definitely a real ventriloquism, Mr. Qin is awesome." ”

"It's impossible, if it's true, I'll eat Xiang live. ”

"None of the world champions are that good. ”

"Bragging, hype. ”

At noon, Tianfang Entertainment's official Weibo posted: The annual meeting was held smoothly, and Mr. Qin gave us an unforgettable ventriloquist experience, yes, it's true.

Accidentally, Qin Ze was on the hot search again.

#秦泽把文言文口技变成现实#

In addition to the crazy and cool ventriloquist performance, the most important thing is the content of the ventriloquist performance, which is a junior high school textbook that everyone is familiar with, and the topic is so high that everyone will subconsciously click on it when they see the title.

Then a bunch of people joined in the excitement and sighed: "I can still see textbooks become a reality in my lifetime", "I have studied in vain in this life", "Thank you Qin Ze for letting me go back and memorize textbooks again" and so on.

and then many celebrities retweet it, and the popularity naturally remains high.

A villa in Shenzhen.

Ge Ling held his mobile phone and sighed like a nymphomaniac: "Qin Ze is so amazing, he surprises and freshens me every time, I love him to death, I love him to death." ”

Beside him, Ding Lexin, who was lying on the sofa and applying a mask, said angrily: "Come on, you just want to catch the golden beetle, and then be your wife." ”

", I'm not just interested in his money. Ge Ling said with a smile: "He can play the piano, he can play ventriloquism, he is handsome and handsome, even if he has no money, I want to have a relationship with him." ”

"I can understand why I play the piano because of my talent, but what is the reason for my good ventriloquist. Ding Lexin was at a loss.

"You know a fart, you can play the piano, which means that he has flexible fingers. Ge Ling moved his fingers, and his eyebrows fluttered: "A man's finger dexterity is very important. ”

"Good ventriloquism means that he has a dexterous tongue, which is even more important. Ge Ling taught his girlfriend seriously: "A pair of flexible hands with a flexible mouth will definitely make you so cool that you fly." ”

"Get out!" Ding Lexin picked up the pillow and threw it at her.

Ge Ling caught the pillow and rolled on the sofa: "But what to do, Qin Ze is so difficult to fish, I almost didn't send him a nude photo, he didn't even know to call me." In order to catch this golden beetle son-in-law, I haven't had a boyfriend for half a year, na, Xiaoxin, sleep with my sister tonight, and I'll give you a shot. ”

Ding Lexin didn't bother to take care of her, twisted his little ass and walked to his room.

Bang!

Close the door.

After a few seconds, he opened it again and poked his head out: "Ge Ling, don't blame me for not reminding you, Qin Ze, you can't control it." At most, you can control the average little tyrant. Also, how spicy and beautiful is my sister, the aesthetics can be imagined, don't you go to South Korea to try it?"

"I'm not going, sister, my appearance is enough to mix in the entertainment industry, why go to South Korea and carry negative news?" Ge Ling continued to roll.

also saw Qin Ze's ventriloquist performance, and there was also a comrade, known as Feng Gongzi!

In the luxury hardcover apartment, Feng Gongzi stood in front of the mirror, looking at his shirtless upper body, fine and vigorous, with perfect muscle lines, during this time, he practiced hard in the gym and turned his previous small belly into six-pack abs.

Feng Gongzi hasn't spent half a year drinking, and he made these changes just to be able to catch up with the goddess Qin Baobao.

After learning that Qin Ze was the sister control, Feng Gongzi went through the stage of "high morale" to "discouraged", and during that time, he was particularly desperate, because he found that no matter how hard he tried, he could not surpass Qin Ze.

The difference between the rich first generation and the rich second generation.

The rich generation is a with a capital letter, and the rich second generation is a dad. There is no comparison.

When Feng Gongzi was depressed, he borrowed wine every day to kill his sorrows, and even his female companion was too lazy to snap.

He called Huang Yicong and cried loudly: Old Huang, my brother's heart is bitter, just like drinking American coffee.

Huang Yicong asked him what was wrong.

Feng Gongzi said, I love Qin Baobao deeply, but Qin Ze is a sister, I can't compare to him, and I have no hope of catching up with my goddess in my life. By the way, don't reveal this matter, otherwise the goddess will turn against me.

Huang Yicong said, I have known that Qin Ze is my sister has long known. But what does this have to do with your pursuit of Qin Baobao, they are sisters and brothers, and he is not even qualified to be your rival.

Feng Gongzi suddenly opened, he thought, yes, what if Qin Ze is sister control, why should I have to fight him hard, what I am pursuing is Qin Baobao, as long as Qin Baobao is not a younger brother.

I don't know why, when he knew that Qin Ze was his sister, he subconsciously regarded Qin Ze as a rival in love who had to be eradicated, and always felt that if Qin Ze was not excellent, Qin Baobao would not have taken a fancy to him.

So during this time, he tried his best to improve his external beauty, train his body to be strong and strong, and changed from an overindulgent playboy to a sunny man.

He is moving closer to Qin Ze's image.

"Boss, the director is waiting outside. The assistant knocked on the door and shouted outside.

Feng Gongzi's thick voice: "I know, let's go to Tianfang." ”

Feng Gongzi thought, this cold bench young master has done enough.