Chapter 209: You're More Shameless Than Your Mother!
Hearing Jiang Xiaomi's anxious voice, Chen Nan couldn't help but smile bitterly in his heart, not only did not stop, but sped up. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Jiang Xiaomi hurriedly took three steps and made two steps, and quickly chased after Chen Nan, "Hey, hey, hey, the surname Chen, stop, you slow down, the old lady can't catch up." ”
There are two stairways in the third year of high school, one of which is to pass through the outside of the ninth class classroom and Lan Yuqin's office, and the other is not, Chen Nan naturally chooses the more "safe" one.
"Didn't you go, why did you catch up again?" Chen Nan glanced back at her.
Jiang Xiaomi rushed in front of him and glanced at him fiercely, "You bastard, you will die if you are soft, it will cause the old lady to chase her out in front of so many people, it is too shameless." ”
"Do you still know that you want to save face?" Chen Nan said with a smile.
Jiang Xiaomi's hands were crossed on her hips, her eyes glared at her like a shrew scolding the street, "What do you mean, bastard? Do you think that the old lady is as cheeky as you, and she doesn't even want face?"
"Then do you want to go back now and apologize to you in front of your classmates?"
"Okay, okay!" Jiang Xiaomi's head nodded violently.
"You think it's beautiful!" Chen Nan turned around and walked towards the staircase.
Jiang Xiaomi was stunned, and then chased after him and smashed a punch in Chen Nan's back, "You bastard surnamed Chen, you are playing with the old lady again!"
Chen Nan's face was full of depression, shook his head and said: "What do you mean by playing with you again? I have never played with you, you can't be slept with by others, you don't even know who the other party is, and mistakenly think that I am playing, right?" Jiang Mi suddenly woke up, "You are filthy and obscene, what the old lady said about playing, I didn't mean that." ”
"Then what do you mean?" Chen Nan also knew that she didn't mean that, and laughed: "Usually I hear others say black words, playing with women is sleeping with women, you say that you are being played by me, isn't it just wronging me, saying that you are sleeping with me?"
"You fart, the old lady said to play, not sleep!" Jiang Xiaomi didn't know how to explain, so she shouted: "In short, this game is not the other!"
"Then you still haven't made it clear, what the hell do you mean!"
Jiang Xiaomi was almost speechless, and said: "The old lady doesn't know how to say it, anyway, it doesn't mean that, hey, you slow down, the old lady doesn't have as long legs as you......"
Because there were guards guarding the school gate, the two had no leave slip, so they had to go out over the wall.
Although Jiang Xiaomi is a woman, she is a female man after all, and she has not done much to climb over the wall before, so she is familiar with the road, and she doesn't need Chen Nan's help at all, so she will go out after three times and five by two.
After leaving school, the two went to a café not far away.
After the two of them ordered coffee and sat down, Jiang Xiaomi's elbows propped up on the table, looked at Chen Nan with her hands on her cheeks, and said with a smug face: "Hey, tell me honestly, why did you invite the old lady to drink coffee, did you like the old lady and apologize for rejecting me before?"
Chen Nan shrugged, "Do you think it's possible?"
Jiang Xiaomi's brows furrowed, "Why is it impossible, the old lady is so beautiful, and she has a good figure, she can help you block alcohol when she goes out to party, and she can also help you fight and protect you when she encounters hooligans!"
Chen Nan was speechless for a while, "Why don't you say it, your breasts are still so small!"
"Bastard, are breasts that important?"
Jiang Mimi's face was full of depression, she looked down at her chest, and scolded in her heart: You two are not angry, the old lady is not young, you will die when you grow up!
"Nonsense! A woman has no breasts, is she still a woman?" Chen Nan looked like an expert and said: "As the saying goes, women have two advantages, but they also have a loophole, while men have no advantages, but they have one strength." If a woman doesn't have those two advantages, there's only one loophole left, what's the use?"
Jiang Xiaomi was stunned, and it took a while before she reacted, "Damn, you are more shameless than the old lady." ”
"I'm not wrong, why are I shameless?" Chen Nan said with a smile: "The revolutionary ancestors once said that we men should use our hard-working hands to smooth out the two advantages of women, and use our own strengths to plug women's loopholes, so that society can be harmonious and the motherland can be prosperous." But if women have no advantages, where should we men put their hands?"
"Shameless and shameless, you are so shameless, the old lady is really blind, and she actually likes you as a beast. ”
Chen Nan sighed, "Isn't what I said wrong?"
"Shut up!"
"Is that right or not?"
"To your sister. ”
Jiang Xiaomi was almost speechless, she had never seen such a shameless person, just because her breasts were a little smaller, he actually pulled out such a lot of shameless nonsense, he was simply a scum among the scum, but why did she fall in love with this scum?
Don't...... Is an old lady worse than a scumbag?
Jiang Xiaomi shook her head, hurriedly dispelled these messy thoughts, and said, "What are you asking me to come out for? If you want to confess, hurry up, don't hang the old lady's appetite." ”
Chen Nan smiled a little embarrassedly, he had rejected her before, but now he wanted to ask her for help, and he was really embarrassed to speak.
"I ...... In fact, there is something to ask for. Chen Nan said.
"Damn, I said how could you invite the old lady to coffee, it's really a weasel giving a New Year's greeting to the chicken, and I didn't have a good heart. Jiang Mi said with an unhappy face, then glanced at Chen Nan and said, "What's the matter?" ”
Chen Nan told Jiang Xiaomi about wanting to use the power of the Xinghai Alliance to find someone.
After hearing Chen Nan's words, Jiang Xiaomi's eyes rolled around, and she said a little proudly: "For such a trivial matter, just tell my father, but you have to promise me one condition." ”
Chen Nan was overjoyed, "No problem, what conditions?" you say. ”
"So you agreed?" Jiang Mi said with excitement on her face: "My conditions are very simple, as long as you follow the old lady, you can say anything." ”
Chen Nan was speechless for a moment, he could agree to anything, but this matter was not easy to do.
After having a relationship with Li Xiao, he already felt very sorry for his little junior sister, if he had something to do with Jiang Xiaomi, he would really not be able to explain it in the future.
Chen Nan sighed and said: "Sister, there are some things you may not know, I am actually useless, eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling, smoking, cheating, cheating, stealing, doing all the bad things, it is simply heinous, and you have lost your conscience, and you are a good girl, don't fall into the mouth of the wolf because of impulse!"
Jiang Xiaomi scratched her head, "Are you that bad?"
"Yes!"
"Don't use these excuses to prevaricate me, my mother will rely on you for the rest of my life. Jiang Xiaomi looked at him and said with a firm face: "Hurry up and give a word, are you from the old lady? or from the old lady? You choose!"