Chapter Ninety-Eight: You're Such a Good Man
"Don't want to block my way!" the werewolf walked in front of Sun Wu himself, and said in a murderous voice, "If you stop me from killing Jackie Chan, I will definitely not show mercy." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"I'm stopping you from killing Jackie Chan?"
Sun Wuben was stunned, looked at the murderous werewolf suspiciously, tried his best to think about the plot of the original Dragon Ball, and suddenly his eyes lit up.
"It turned out to be the human wolf who transforms every full moon. Sun Wuben vaguely remembered that Sun Wukong participated in the second martial arts conference, and there was indeed such a stupid werewolf who entered the quarterfinals and wanted to kill Jackie Chan in the ring to take revenge, and the reason was ridiculous, that is, because Jackie Chan used turtle school qigong to destroy the moon at the last martial arts conference, so that he couldn't change his body, and if he couldn't change his body, he would look like a werewolf, and his whole body was covered with hair, so he couldn't find a girlfriend.
But the werewolf doesn't like the same werewolf woman, he likes a human woman who has no hair and is naked, so he wants to kill the turtle immortal, but the turtle immortal called Klin, pointed to Klin's bald head and lied to him that it was a full moon, so the werewolf really regarded Klin's bald head as a full moon, and then turned into a human body, and then left the martial arts conference happily.
"It turned out to be the idiot of the thirty-third section of the boxing technique. ”
Sun Wuben is speechless, the Dragon Ball world is an extremely polarized world, just one earth, whether it is technology or others, such as IQ, there are people like Boomer who are the top IQ in the entire universe, and there are also a large number of mentally retarded humans, in the eyes of Sun Wuben, this werewolf is an extremely imbecile.
Jackie Chan can destroy the moon with a turtle faction qigong, and with your three-legged cat, the power to use milk is just the strength to interrupt a tree to get revenge?
But the werewolf in the original Dragon Ball is so confident, and after he came to power, in the hands of the turtle immortals, it was like the battle between a three-year-old baby and an adult man, and he was played very badly by the turtle immortals, but he was always full of confidence and thought that he could win, in short, this is a completely funny character.
"This kid wouldn't think that the Turtle Immortal had destroyed the moon, and then he was so sad that he hadn't looked at the sky at night for the past three years, right?" Sun Wuben looked weird, you must know that after the last martial arts conference Turtle Immortal bombarded the moon, it didn't take long for the moon to reappear.
"Jackie Chan is so harmful that I can't become a human body, I must kill him, whoever stops me, I will kill whom!" The werewolf stared at Sun Wuben viciously.
At this time-
"The preliminary round of the world's No. 1 martial arts conference has officially begun, and the No. 1 werewolf candidate has been invited to take the stage. The host's voice rang out. The werewolf glared at Sun Wuben viciously again before turning around and walking towards the gate.
"Please invite the No. 2 Mongolian superman to play. ”
"Interesting!"
The corners of Sun Wuben's mouth grinned slightly, and he also walked towards the door, the number he drew was No. 2, so the first game was his battle with the werewolf.
As the first battle in the true sense of the martial arts conference, this battle is also highly anticipated.
In a corner, Dumpling's eyes lit up, and he pointed to Sun Wuben, who was walking out of the door, and said, "Tianjin rice! Let's go and have a look, right?"
"You don't have to look to know the result. Tianjin Fan put his hands on his chest and said coolly, "However, it's boring to stay anyway, so let's go and see." ”
The two followed Sun Wuben outside.
"Dumplings, Tianjin rice. Sun Wuben glanced at the two of them, "You don't encourage me?"
"You can catch a punch from the Crane Immortal Teacher, which is enough to prove that your strength is no longer comparable to these garbage. Tianjin Fan snorted coldly, "That werewolf looks strong, but compared to you, it's not that I look down on him, it's too far behind!"
Tianjin Rice's words did not lower his voice, and the werewolf in front naturally heard it.
"Bastard, dare you look down on me!" the werewolf was furious.
"Wukong, let's go check it out too!"
"Okay, Jackie Chan, you can also go and have a look, for some reason, I always feel that there is a familiar smell on this masked superman. Sun Wukong muttered. Klin, Yamucha, Turtle Immortal, and Sun Wukong also followed, and then rode on the wall one by one and looked at the ring.
"Huh?" Clin's eyes widened suddenly, as if he had seen something unbelievable.
"Wukong, look at them......" Kling pointed to the side, only to see that on the other side of the exit, Tianjin rice and dumplings were also next to the wall and looked into the ring, but ......
Tianjin rice and dumplings are suspended two meters in the air with their feet off the ground.
"Ah, that's amazing!" Sun Wukong also exclaimed in surprise.
"It's called the Dancing Technique, it's the old man's gatekeeping skill of the Crane Immortal, it's not a big deal, but it's a more peculiar light body kung fu. The turtle immortal said lightly.
"Sky Dance!"
Klin, Sun Wukong, and Yamucha were obviously surprised and envious on their faces, and even at this moment, they didn't look at Sun Wuben and the werewolf who had already stepped into the ring, but kept staring at the dumplings and Tianjin rice, obviously wanting to steal this move, but where is it so simple to steal the empty dance technique, in the original Dragon Ball, Sun Wukong was the last to go to the heavenly realm, and he learned the sky dance technique from the gods, and Klin and Yamucha were taught to them by Tianjin Fan after reforming their evil spirits.
In the ring at this time.
"Now the masked Superman and the werewolf are in the ring. An enthusiastic voice rang out, "Presumably both players are ready, but I still have to ask, werewolf player, are you ready?"
"Roar~~~"
The werewolf glared angrily at the black-haired host.
"Listen, a werewolf is a person who becomes a wolf every full moon, and I become a human every full moon, I am a human wolf, not a werewolf. ”
"I know, human wolf player, I heard that you have the superhuman strength of the thirty-third stage of the boxing technique, I wonder if it is really so powerful?"
"Your question is idiotic, I naturally have the strength of the thirty-third stage of the fist technique, if I want to defeat him, one punch is enough. The werewolf shook his fist.
"It looks like werewolves...... Oh no, it's the human wolf player who is very confident, so the No. 2 player, his name is seeking defeat, which means only saving one defeat, I want to ask. The host stretched out the microphone in front of Sun Wu himself, "Why are you dressed as a masked superman? Are you a fan of the masked superman, or do you think that your strength is like the masked superman in film and television novels, and no one can beat it?"
Sun Wuben looked helplessly at this host in a suit and sunglasses.
This host is the one who personally presided over the competition last time, and he is also the most dedicated, passionate, and unlucky one in the original Dragon Ball world, because every time he hosts a competition, as long as it involves Son Goku and others, the sky will inevitably fall apart, and any one of them may let him end his life if he is not careful. Many times, because it was too dangerous, all the audience fled far away, and only this host had to insist on standing next to the ring as the host.
It can be said that this is a character who is not willing to die in his karma, and naturally it has left a deep impression on all Dragon Ball fans.
"NO, NO, NO!" Sun Wuben said loudly into the microphone, "I can't worship the masked superman, in the martial arts, I am the real superman, and I came here just to get defeat." Masters are lonely, you know, especially a master who stands at the pinnacle of martial arts and can't get a defeat is really lonely! As for the mask, you can understand that he is too handsome. ”
"Haha, the Masked Superman is very good at laughing, but it seems that he has more confidence in himself, I can imagine that this is definitely a dragon fight, I am already excited, and I think everyone will want to see this wonderful dragon fight. The host roared excitedly, and then he raised his hand and pulled it down fiercely, "Then the first game, the human wolf against the masked superman to seek defeat, officially begins!" and then jumped out of the ring like a panicked rabbit.
"Bell!"
The gong sounded.
"Come on Masked Superman!" "Werewolf beats the masked man!"
There was also a huge wave of shouts from the audience.
"Roar~~"
The werewolf roared, lowered his body and looked at Sun Wuben viciously.
"Who...... None of them can stop me from taking revenge, those who stand in my way...... Die!"
As soon as the word death fell, the werewolf rushed towards Sun Wuben, and the speed was so fast that the wolf hairs on his body were straightened by the strong wind.
"This werewolf is really fast. Excitement welled up on Tianjin Fan's face, "His strength has really reached the limit of an ordinary grandmaster." ”
"Hmm. ”
Dumplings are also very excited, although they know that Sun Wuben will win, but how to win can also see the high and low.
I saw that on the field, as soon as the werewolf rushed towards Sun Wuben, Sun Wuben moved under his feet, jumped up with his feet, flashed a fierce rush of the werewolf, this jump was concise, it looked very simple, and even the speed was not fast, but it was just a faster and more ferocious blow from the werewolf, obviously in the grasp of the timing has reached a breathtaking level.
Insiders look at the doorway.
"Good!"
Turtle Immortal, Klin, Tianjin Rice, Dumplings, and Sun Wukong all had bright eyes.
"Wait!"
I saw that after Sun Wuben landed, he stepped on broken steps and moved back quickly, and at the same time, a strange light flashed in his eyes, shooting into the eyes of the werewolves who came over.
"Hey, big man. Sun Wuben said with his hands behind his back, "Do you want to win the favor of beautiful women?"
"Ga~~"
The huge fluffy wolf claws that the werewolf paddled in front of Sun Wuben stopped.
"What did you say?" the werewolf glared at Sun Goben.
The corners of Sun Wuben's mouth curled slightly.
The correct martial arts practice in Dragon Ball is to cultivate the Three Treasures of 'Essence and Spirit', which mainly refers to the skin of the body, and God includes the cultivation of spiritual power, willpower, wisdom, and soul.
The flesh can attack.
Qi can attack.
Gods can also be used as combat moves, which is very weird, and the most famous is the soul swap of Kinew, the boss of Frieza's Kinute team, who can take the opponent's powerful body for his own use.
"This werewolf, his physical condition is very good, so he can cultivate to this extent, but his brain is ignorant, and he only knows how to blindly use his death force, which is really blind to his talent. ”
Sun Wu could have remembered that in the original Dragon Ball, when the turtle immortal played with this werewolf, he used the move of 'god'. The move of the 'god' was not able to do it in the early days, but after breaking the boundary gate, the growth of the god was also very fast, and Sun Wuben consciously worked hard in this area, and he has also achieved a little over the years.
But it is very dangerous to use the moves of the gods, because this involves the soul and the mind, and it is the most mysterious place in the martial arts, if it is a normal battle, Sun Wu will never use it, but the werewolf is such a huge opponent, Sun Wu will not use him to test his own fumbling in vain.
"Do you know why I'm covering my face?" Sun Wuben stared at the werewolf's eyes, his gaze seemed to turn into two vortices, only to see Sun Wuben stretch out a finger and pull out the werewolf's fist, and smiled, "The reason is very simple, hide from the girl." ”
"Hiding girl?" As soon as the werewolf's eyes touched Sun Wuben's eyes, he was confused for a while, and the longing in his heart that had been hidden for a long time came up completely uncontrollably.
"How many women are pursuing you?" asked the werewolf excitedly with green eyes.
"It's natural, I'm a PUA master. Sun Wuben smiled and said, "The first time I saw you, I knew that you were a lonely man in love, and you have never succeeded in chasing girls." ”
"You can tell that, yes, no girl likes me. The werewolf looked admiring and said in distress, "Can you teach me, oh, what is PUA?"
"Pick-up Artist,It refers to continuous self-improvement of emotional intelligence through systematic learning and practice.,You can understand it as a girl pickup master.。 ”
"Really?"
The werewolf rubbed his hands, and although something didn't feel right, as if he had forgotten something, the thought was completely lost in a moment.
"That...... Can you point me out? I'll give you whatever you want. ”
"Naturally, helping a man who can't marry a wife to marry a wife has always been something I'm happy to do. ”
"You're really a good guy!"
"Everybody says that, so now I'm going to teach you PUA tricks......"
……
The two were talking in the ring, but the audience around them was stunned, isn't this a martial arts conference, the werewolf was murderous before, why did he suddenly be respectful as if he was facing his father.
Sun Wukong had already taken his eyes off Tianjin rice and dumplings at this time, and also looked at Sun Wuben and the werewolf on the stage suspiciously, and said in a low voice: "What are they doing?
"It's chasing girls!" Clint exclaimed, muttering, "That werewolf used to be fierce and murderous, as if he had a grudge against the masked Superman, and now what, is he more beautiful than the turtle fairy?"
"They're actually at war all the time. A deep voice sounded, and I saw the turtle immortal's face solemn.
"But they didn't fight each other at all, they just talked. Clindo.
"It's not talking. Yamucha said in a deep voice, "It was that werewolf who listened to the masked man's teachings, and he was more respectful and obedient than the disciples who listened to the teacher's teachings. ”
"Yes, it's so strange, sir......" Sun Wukong looked at Jackie Chan and was suddenly startled, Jackie Chan's expression was extremely serious at this time, as if something earth-shattering had happened.
Suddenly, Jackie Chan's expression softened, and he smiled: "The martial arts conference is getting more and more interesting, this masked man can use such a move to forcibly pull the werewolf into his mind control, and the ordinary martial arts master is no longer his opponent at all, but if he is only this level, it is still far behind......"
"Moves?" Sun Wukong looked at the ring again, "Grandpa, why can't I understand it?"
"Look, the werewolf's mind has been controlled by the masked man. "Turtle Immortal Humanity.
"Control, could it be hypnotism?" asked Klin.
"No, it's more terrifying than hypnosis, which can only work on unsuspecting people, just like it does for people like Monkey King. And hypnosis can't make people do things completely against their hearts, otherwise they will forcibly wake up, but he ...... It is to forcibly pull people into their own mind control, although there are also hypnotic techniques, which are more advanced than hypnosis. The turtle immortal sighed, "It's sad, even if the masked man treats him as a dog, he won't notice it, and he will cooperate." ”
"So powerful?"
Sun Wukong, Klin, and Yamucha were skeptical.