Chapter 377, Chapter 3 of the Covenant
"It's a good environment, and it's very thin... Oh, it's the statue of Wang Lingguan that is purifying the corruption here, the mountains and rivers are really good. Bai Shen sat on the chair, holding a dog's tail grass in his mouth, and muttered: "Is this really the world that has come to the end of the Dharma era, why is the aura concentration so high... It is not impossible for a few immortal cultivators to pop up everywhere and shout [Kill demons and eliminate demons, everyone will be punished, heaven and earth treasures, and those who can live in them]. ”
After muttering, Bai Shen seemed to be tired, lying in the corner, and the whole person curled up in a ball, just like an ordinary dog sleeping except for Ah Er.
Li Yun watched the corners of his mouth twitch from the side, if it was a cute little animal making this pose, it would definitely be very cute, but Bai Shen, the big man, made such an expression and curled up in the corner of the wall, the picture was too beautiful to look at directly, and the most important thing was that if a pilgrim came and saw a big man shrinking in the hall like this, he would definitely make up more scenes that he didn't want to see.
"Bai Shen, don't be here if you want to rest, there is a guest room next to it. Li Yun said on the side: "Besides, don't you just go out of the mountain and wander around, tired like this, you are still a dragon and a guard..."
Hearing this, Bai Shen scratched his buttocks, turned over and said lazily.
"As a white dragon, I am very strong, let alone walking this way, 108,000 miles is a blink of an eye, but as a magic weapon for your weak chicken, I am really a weak chicken, unless you untie the connection with me, otherwise I can only go down like this." ”
Li Yun glanced at Bai Shen, this loach is setting himself up, the ghost knows that after the magic weapon is lifted, will this product turn into a dragon and make a big fuss, and it will be even more troublesome to cause a big mess at that time, now that the Taoist temple has been opened, it is really difficult to solve the big news due to the rare tourists coming and going.
"Then you can continue to be weak..."
"Damn, really let me continue to be weak, it's so ruthless. Bai Shen looked at Li Yun with a look of disbelief, and finally sighed, also stood up, patted the dust that did not exist on his body, and said: "Okay, you won, who made you my master now, the weak chicken is the weak chicken... By the way, as a magic weapon, I think it is necessary to talk to you about three chapters of the law. ”
Li Yun saw that Bai Shen was no longer curled up, and listened to him.
"Let's say, if the request is reasonable, it's not that you can't agree to it. ”
"First, although I am a combat-type magic weapon, I will not cut people now, you see that my blade is smoothed, as for why I have to sharpen the knife, there is no comment on this reason, anyway, you know that I don't kill anymore... Oh, the meat still has to be eaten, as long as I didn't kill it. "Bai Shen turned into a weapon, and the blades on it were really blunt, looking even blunt than a kitchen knife that had cut the bones of a 10,000-year-old tube.
Li Yun was speechless, and he looked like he was going to chop people to death before he stopped killing you, but after thinking about it, Bai Shen was indeed deliberately avoiding himself when he discharged before.
"Naturally, I won't let you cut people, and there's nothing weird about it. Li Yun shrugged his shoulders and said, "But as the weapon of the God of War of the Heavenly Court, you can't cut people to protect the Heavenly Court." ”
"That's why I went to be a gatekeeper, and I don't have to cut people to watch the door in Heavenly Court. Bai Shen didn't dwell on anything about this incident, he had a lot of stories to tell, don't ask me again, which made the curiosity in Li Yun's heart even more luxuriant.
"Second, don't try to ride me. Bai Shen looked at Li Yun with a serious face and said, "I don't know why, I always feel like you want to ride me at any time when you are in dragon form, I don't know if it's my delusion..."
"Tsk. Li Yun didn't agree, he turned his head away, now he hated beast intuition.
"Third, don't stop me when I'm picking up girls. Bai Shen's eyes burst out with a terrifying divine light, as if what was in front of him was heaven, a divine domain, and an inviolable mysterious realm.
Looking at Bai Shen's eyes, Li Yun only thought of the word dragon nature [beep].
"I can promise this, but first, you can't play with a girl's feelings and step on N boats. Second, you can't play with girls' flesh and abandon them at will, and third, you must use normal ways and sound ways to communicate. ”
After hearing Li Yun's agreement, Bai Shen's eyes, which were still slightly hostile, instantly became much kinder, and he patted Li Yun on the shoulder and said.
"Hahaha, it's really an enlightened fellow practitioner, don't worry, I promise to agree, I'm very different from those glamorous and cheap dragons, I just want to find a wife, but the world thinks that we are not reliable, I always think that we are not friends, in fact, I am very reliable!"
Li Yun only knew that this dragon might be more reliable when it was used as a weapon, but if it was in human form, the ghost would know whether it was really reliable or false.
"Okay, rest for a while, full of energy..."Bai Shen stretched his waist very comfortably, hugged his chest with his hands, and said: "Okay, I also went to understand your world, not only the aura situation, but also the customs of this world, the water and the spirit... I'm going to find out, bye-bye. ”
After speaking, Bai Shen turned into a phantom and disappeared into the mountains and forests, and before leaving, he also took the Southern Metropolis Daily carried by one of the pilgrims, and walked while reading the newspaper.
Li Yun didn't say much, as long as this product didn't do anything bad, just do it, and quietly wait for this thing to be in a state and then talk about it.
A day passed, Bai Shen did not come back, but continued to wander outside, Li Yun also knew through the perception of the magic weapon, this product is really understanding the customs and customs, from the text, language, newspapers, and using the money to go to the Internet café to fully understand the world.
It's just that when this product opens the search page, the keyword of the search is [thigh], and when browsing the page, I was successfully attracted by the logo of [Imperial City PK, the winner is king] that suddenly popped up, and indulged in it, liver for a night.
Li Yun felt that the integration of this product was not ordinary fast, but the place where it integrated was a little strange...
"It's just that the learning speed is really a little faster..."
"Bai Jiaolong, who has gone through countless years, has long overridden his combat instinct in terms of learning and integration, and he is familiar with it. The system said: "Don't look at him now, he is actually an old guy who has lived from the era of the gods to the present." ”
At this time, on the outside of the mountain, there was a big tree that bore fruit...