What's wrong with the poor?

The poor can live the same way! The poor can also live a chic life!

Lin Dong sat at the small table, yawning, and greeting the cute goods with a plate full of breakfast: "Morning." ”

"Uncle, what time is it, it's still early? We're all ready to have lunch. "Although cute goods like to complain, but it's still good for Lin Dong, one is because Lin Dong's overeating and drinking can earn fans for her Weibo live broadcast, the second is to generate income for small shops, and the third is to punish evil and improve the social atmosphere...... Since the last time Brother Curly was taught by Lin Dong, now the appearance of the whole street has changed, even the old neighbors who have lived here for decades can't believe their eyes, now not only are pickpockets and thieves extinct, but He Jinshui and Crooked Head They also come to help sweep the street every day, and the ground is so clean that it is difficult to find a cigarette butt.

"It feels so good to have someone invited to dinner. Lin Dong suddenly felt that the poor were also very happy, at least easy to be satisfied.

"Uncle, your mobile phone is so old-fashioned...... Meng took advantage of Lin Dong's inattention, secretly picked up his mobile phone, quickly entered his own number, and gently pressed it to dial.

"You know, my mobile phone is called sturdy and durable, and it can be used as a brick when necessary, a real multi-functional mobile phone. Lin Dong is now opening his bow left and right, only caring about eating and drinking, and he is too lazy to explain. Meng Goods's criticism of the mobile phone is just to divert attention, stealing Lin Dong's mobile phone number is the goal, as soon as she saw it, she spit out her little pink tongue mischievously, and quickly turned around and slipped away.

Take a walk down the street.

Especially on Jade Street, the yoyo hut has not been opened for some reason, Lin Dong has walked around here several times, and he has not seen the shopkeeper sister who looks like an ethereal fairy.

Maybe it's no fate!

Lin Dong's most regrettable thing is that he didn't get his hands on the black jade gourd, refining so much gold, if the girl is willing to change it, then it will be simple. Lin Dong is not lacking gold now, of course, in fact, he is not very short of money, every day someone invites him to eat without saying, his pocket is empty, and he can also find a black-hearted boss like Xiangqi to talk about friendship, this kind of small life is not too comfortable!

Before alchemy, he didn't have this kind of consciousness, and when he finished refining gold and had a lot of gold, he suddenly felt that it was happier to be a poor man.

What does it mean to be awkward?

People like him are called awkward!

At noon, there was no accident to come back to the cute goods here to eat, there were cute goods making trouble on the side, Lin Dong found that he seemed to be more motivated, and the amount of food increased.

On the corner of the street, the big man with his crooked head and the little man He Jinshui were probing their brains again.

They are distressed.

Because there has never been a chance to get close to Lin Dong.

If there is no excuse, will it be killed in an instant if it just walks over like this? No one dares to guarantee this! After all, no one can guess what Tyrannosaurus Rex was thinking!

Fortunately, the boss above is very patient and has no time limit, so a few unlucky guys can only start from other places, ready to use roundabout tactics, using the method of surrounding the city from the countryside back then, slowly, little by little, approaching Lin Dong's humanoid Tyrannosaurus rex.

"Classmate Mu, let's eat together at noon!" The head of the class often worries about Lin Dong's eating problem, and when it comes to twelve o'clock, he guarantees to call on time, either to ask Lin Dong to eat, or to remind Lin Dong to start eating. When she traveled to Europe for half a month before, it turned out to be Lin Dong's holiday, and as soon as she came back, Lin Dong's good days finally came to an end.

"No, I'm too lazy to move. Lin Dong burped.

"Then I'll have a big dinner with my aunt, bye-bye. "The head of the class originally wanted to tease the wooden classmate, but she had something to do there, so she had to hang up in a hurry.

Binge on lunch.

Lin Dong, who had a heavy belly, decided to take a walk after dinner.

See if there are any local tyrants or green tea and other creatures around, it's best to have a special arrogant kind to increase the excitement of counterattacking and slapping your face.

It's a pity.

After walking a few streets, Lin Dong did not find the target.

There must be a lot of local tyrants, but there are no unlucky ghosts who hit Lin Dong's hands.

"These days are getting more and more sad, why didn't anyone run the red light and hit me with a seventy-yard car!" Lin Dong, who wanted to cause trouble all day long, but couldn't touch it, sighed, in his opinion, now the rabbit people's plain zhì has actually improved a lot, and if you want to change it, the eyes of people with a little money are on the top of their heads.

"Good dog, don't go near there, dirty. "A fashionably dressed young woman approached with a husky.

"Hey, good chance. "Lin Dong's psychology is very dark.

His thoughts were.

If the husky dared to bite the migrant brother next to him, then he would make a fuss on the spot, catch the woman, and give her two choices, one is to let the migrant brother bite her, and the other is to let the migrant brother bite her dog.

Given some ulterior reasons and doting, perhaps the woman would make the first choice.

Migrant worker brothers counterattacked Bai Fumei on the street?

It feels like it's pretty good!

When Lin Dong's heart was very happy, the husky, which was far more than the annual income of the migrant worker brothers in a month, glared contemptuously at the few poor creatures in front of him with one-fifth of its eyes. The migrant worker brother was immediately electrocuted, shrunk to the side, and quickly let go of the street lamp next to him.

The husky stepped forward with a haughty look, raised his hind feet, and sprinkled a little liquid on them at will, marking his own emblem.

to show that this is its territory.

For Lin Dong, who was dressed in sportswear and sneakers full of dust and pure student appearance, the husky adults were not even interested in scanning it with a dog's eye. Its demeanor is like that of the CEO of a large company, with a beautiful female secretary, arrogantly patrolling its territory.

Lin Dong looked at the migrant brothers, and then at the distant figure of the husky.

Suddenly I couldn't figure it out, who is the human being?

Who is the dog?

"Ah, brother, do you like to eat dog meat?" Lin Dong felt that maybe he invited him to eat a dog meat pot to build up a little self-confidence of this migrant worker brother as a human being.

"Don't!" The migrant worker brother was anxious when he heard it, he stopped Lin Dong's words, and shook his hands: "You can't say that you eat dogs in the city, it's terrible, the dogs in this city are terrible, it's either a husband or a son or something, it's very ......! Don't mention a word to eat, if people hear it, then it's a big trouble, last time my fellow drank a few cups of horse urine, and boasted to us about the taste of dog meat, so that a passing city person heard it, called a large group of people, and beat us half to death."

"Is this still our Big Rabbit Dynasty?" Lin Dong almost suspected that he had returned to the wrong world. He doesn't like to eat dog meat, but he doesn't object to other people's hobbies, so it's reasonable to save zài. Pigs, cows, sheep, chickens, ducks and geese, these are all meat, they can be eaten, people like to eat what they like, anyway, as long as they don't eat people, how can they not go to dogs?

Besides, if you talk about eating dogs, if you don't really eat them, let people surround them and beat them violently, is there still a sense of heaven?

In fact, Lin Dong was a little more sensitive to this matter.

In this world, it is an ironclad fact that people are not as good as dogs, and there is no need to make a fuss about it.

However, it may be that the shadow of a certain mountain patrol dog chasing after the mountain is still there in the early days of the crossing, so for Lin Dong, the excitement is understandable.

If you want to cause trouble, you can't do it.

On the contrary, Lin Dong, who made a noble dog very depressed, walked on the street extremely bored, and just when he was about to cross a street intersection, suddenly a car ignored the red light, accelerated wildly, and rushed straight over, frightening pedestrians crossing the road screaming and scattering, scrambling to dodge.

Lin Dong was overjoyed that he finally had a chance to do justice.

Seventy yards.

The legendary seventy yards have wood!

When the car stopped, he took out the drunk driving grandson and beat him up to relieve the depression of being despised by the dog just now.

Just as he was thinking about it, he suddenly had a terrifying induction, which hit his heart, and the 'Eagle Eye' that Lin Dong had turned off before automatically turned on, and his eyes instantly locked on to a target at high speed. It was a black muzzle with a muffler on the front that came out from behind the window and pointed at itself.

it!

Who is going to kill themselves?

Could it be that smiling tiger?

As a student, there is no other enemy at all, except for that guy...... Thinking flashed in his mind, Lin Dong's body naturally reacted when his life was threatened, and the whole person flew up and rolled quickly in mid-air, reducing the enemy's shooting area and increasing the instability of moving targets.

Fortunately, he cultivated the Nine Heavenly Tricks of the Galaxy River, otherwise, without Eagle Eye and several times improved body element, he would be blind when he encountered this kind of madman who shoots on the street.

The scorching bullet flew past his cheek, causing Lin Dong's scalp to tingle in fright.