Chapter 462: The Super Danger of the Comic Duo!
A section in the middle reaches of Lotus Creek.
Su Nuannuan and Gao Yan were half-lying in the stream, full of enjoyment with their eyes closed.
"I heard that the people who come here to take a bath are basically women from other places. It's a waste for this woman in Syracuse to guard such a treasure. Gao Yan said with her eyes closed.
"Well, I agree. Brains are a good thing, and I hope the women of Syracuse can have them too. Su Nuannuan also said with her eyes closed.
After a moment, the two almost said in unison: "Comfortable"
"Hey, Nuan Nuan, didn't you say that this is Tao Bao's routine?" Gao Yan said again.
"yes, but I'm such a gullible woman. Ah, God, a male god will take me home. Su Nuannuan put her hands together and began to pray.
At this time, there was a sudden strange sound in the jungle on the shore.
"Oh! My prayer has worked, and the male god has come. Su Nuan was overjoyed.
Gao Yan said angrily: "You have eggs in your brain, you must be a voyeur!"
"I don't mind being seen by the male god. ”
Gao Yan knocked Su Nuannuan's head: "Brainless woman, how can there be so many male gods in the world who happen to see your **? Okay, don't dream of, take our clothes and leave." ”
The two of them bent down to go ashore to get their clothes, when a snake suddenly sprang out of the jungle.
When Gao Yan and Su Nuannuan saw this, they were immediately frightened.
To say, what creature this comic duo is most afraid of, it is the snake!
When the two of them saw the snake, they both ran to the other side of the river screaming, panicking.
Then, the two stepped on a pile of fallen leaves, and their feet were soft, and the two fell directly.
Click
Then the sound of metal is heard.
Gao Yan and Su Nuannuan came back to their senses, and the two fell into a huge iron cage and locked it automatically.
"Damn, there will be such a big hunting cage here for Mao?" Gao Yan was a little frustrated.
"Ah, I remember. When he came, Tao Bao said that this Snow Lotus Mountain used to be a famous hunting ground, and there were many hunting traps on the mountain. Looks like we've been tricked. Su Nuan said warmly.
Subsequently, the two tried to open the cage, but they tried all kinds of methods, and both of them were tired and still couldn't open the iron cage.
For the two, the good news is that the top of this iron cage is sealed with steel rods, not the kind of fully enclosed iron cage, and the two of them can at least see the blue sky and breathe fresh air. Moreover, the snake did not seem to follow.
And the bad news is that the two of them can't seem to get out...
They then tried to cry for help, but after a long time, no one answered.
Both of them were a little tired, so they rested with their backs against the iron cage.
"It's all your fault Gao Yan. Su Nuan said warmly.
"What? How can you blame me? Wasn't you the one who offered to take a bath?" Gao Yan retorted.
"I suggested the bath, yes? But that's what you thought in your heart. Moreover, wasn't you the one who brought us to this place?" Su Nuannuan said again.
Gao Yan was dumbfounded.
"I brought us here, yes. But, but, isn't it because you prayed to the male god that you attracted the snake?"
Su Nuannuan: ...
"Uh, sorry. I also think this excuse is quite. Gao Yan paused, and said: "Nuan Nuan, we are not the time for infighting, we still have more serious problems to face." ”
"If you can't go out, you can't eat!"
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Gao Yan knocked Su Nuannuan's head and said angrily: "You foodie! Our most serious problem now is not eating, but having no clothes to wear!"
"Uh..." Su Nuannuan glanced at his smooth fruit, squatted down violently, and protected the ** part.
Gao Yan rolled her eyes: "It's so far, it's useless to cover up a fart, it's like calling people to see and can't call people." ”
"Gao, Gao Yan, what, what should I do?" Nuan Nuan was a little panicked.
After all, she is just an ordinary anchor, and her psychological quality is still worse than Gao Yanbi.
Gao Yan also rubbed her head: "It's really troublesome now." It's just that the clothes are discarded on the other side, and the key is that our mobile phones are still in the clothes. If you don't have a phone, you can't ask for help. ”
Gao Yan sighed and squatted down next to Su Nuannuan: "We can only pray that the hero will come to save us." ”
The other side.
Tao Bao is completely unaware of what happened to the duo, and he is taking Xia Xue and the two couples in his class to play tennis on a casual tennis court.
It's a tennis court of a commercial nature, which charges a hundred dollars per hour, and then they provide tennis uniforms, tennis rackets, etc., for free.
In the tennis court, Xia Xue was wearing a white and transparent sports T-shirt on her upper body, and when she peeked from behind, two pink suspenders were faintly visible. The lower body wears a tennis skirt that matches the T-shirt. Xia Xue's dress at the moment is vibrant, sporty and sexy.
They are three couples, round-robin competition, point system, and the couple at the bottom are going to have a meal.
Just now, the combination of Guo Xiangjun and Taozi was defeated by Wu Haojun and Zhan Ran.
"Lao Guo, I'm married, it's not good. In the past, we were your defeats. It's scary to get married. Wu Haojun chuckled.
Zhan Ran smiled and said, "Hey, Wu Haojun, when are you not going to marry me?" I must get married this year, if you don't marry me, I, I will marry Tao Bao. ”
"I'm sorry, my friend's wife can't be bullied, I won't marry. Tao Bao said immediately.
"Huhu, it really doesn't look like the words of a man who soaked his sister-in-law. ”
Tao Bao sweated slightly: "Tennis, tennis, we play tennis." ”
Guo Xiangjun, who had already been defeated, smiled and said: "I, who got married, lost." It depends on whether the divorced can defeat the unmarried. ”
"I'll do my best. Tao Bao smiled.
"Okay, both sides are ready. Guo Xiangjun acted as an interim referee.
"Let the horses come!" Tao Bao was quite confident.
If I was three years ago, I would definitely not be able to, and I would 100% drag Xia Xue back.
But three years later, hum
"Surprise them. ”
In mixed doubles tennis, the women are basically in the front and the men in the back.
Tao Bao and Xia Xue are no exception.
Xia Xue guarded the frontcourt, while Tao Bao guarded the backcourt.
honk
The whistle blows and the game begins.
Then, it didn't take long for Tao Bao and Xia Xue to lose.
"Hahaha, it's really the same Tao Bao as before. Wu Haojun smiled: "No, to be precise, it's not as good as when I was in high school." Have you not played tennis again in all these years? You didn't catch a lot of simple straight balls just now, and you looked like you were very excited. ”
Guo Xiangjun also smiled and said: "Change the group, change the group, it's time for us to fight against Tao Bao." It looks like Tao Bao is going to be my pump again this time. ”
"What the hell is a pump?"
"I've played against a master in the past and lost easily, but playing tennis with Tao Bao always regains my confidence. For me, Tao Bao is a pump that fills me with confidence. Guo Xiangjun explained.
Tao Bao rolled his eyes: "A group of bad guys." The tiger doesn't threaten you, I'm a sick cat, it's time to show real skills. But before we do that, let's go on a little bit. ”
After speaking, Tao Bao pulled Xia Xue to the locker room.
"What's wrong? A female clerk wondered.
"Ahem, the quality of your clothes is too inferior, give me, my girlfriend a new pair of safety pants. Tao Bao was dissatisfied.
"Safety pants, what's wrong?" the clerk wondered.
"See for yourselves. Tao Bao twisted his head to the side.
Xia Xue also looked confused.
At this time, the female clerk lifted Xia Xue's tennis skirt, looked at the safety pants inside, and hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, I'll change it with you immediately." ”
Xia Xue looked puzzled: "What's wrong?"
"Well, the back of the safety pants is open, and the underwear inside is exposed. The clerk said.
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