Chapter 422: Jiao Yi, You're Eccentric
Jiao Yi looked at Xu Ying with some surprise, he could see that Xu Ying's panic was not pretended, but didn't this girl shout that she wanted to play with her brother before, why did she panic like this just by touching it?
No, my brother hasn't touched it yet, are you afraid of a bird?
"Jiao Yi, don't want to take advantage of people's danger!" Qin Siyu snorted angrily and said to Xu Ying: "Let's go, let's rest, we won't learn martial arts tonight!"
"Uh, just take it seriously if it's a joke?" Somehow, Jiao Yi was stunned when he saw Qin Siyu angry.
"Is it really just a joke?" Shi Ningya poked her head out from behind Qin Siyu and asked uncertainly.
Among the three of them, Shi Ningya wanted to learn martial arts from Jiao Yi the most, not only for self-defense, but more importantly, she wanted to cultivate her true qi as soon as possible, and she could cure diseases with qigong like Jiao Yi.
"Of course, how can a pure sunny handsome guy like me do something that takes advantage of people's danger?" Jiao Yi said seriously.
Rubbing, now just let you pay a little bit, you can become my brother's girlfriend, you actually have to push back, and if you want to chase your brother in the future, it's not so easy.
The longer it drags on, the more difficult it will be to catch up with my brother, maybe I really have to play with my brother before I promise you, quack!
"Are you pure?" Qin Siyu looked at Jiao Yi with disdain, there are so many girlfriends, and they are also worthy of the word purity?
Also, if it weren't for his own insistence, it would be strange for this bastard to take advantage of them!
Jiao Yi didn't answer Qin Siyu's question again, and said leisurely: "The ancient martial arts method I taught you, there is a rule, only say it twice, after two times, how much you can remember depends on your own creation." ”
As soon as they heard that Jiao Yi was about to start teaching the ancient martial arts method, Qin Siyu and the three of them immediately eliminated distracting thoughts and listened carefully, for fear of missing a word.
Jiao Yi spoke very slowly, and his words were extremely clear, and the three girls could hear them clearly, but what Jiao Yi said about the ancient martial arts method was jerky and difficult to understand, and the three of them tried their best to remember it, but where did they remember it?
Half an hour later, after the first time the Gu Wu Heart Method was finished, Jiao Yi said: "The entire Gu Wu Heart Method, that's it, now I'll start to say it a second time, I'm really not joking with you, after two times, even if you still can't remember it, I won't say it a third time." ”
Qin Siyu and the others looked at each other, the ancient martial arts method that Jiao Yi said just now was like a Taoist priest reciting a mantra, there were some words, they had never heard of them, Jiao Yi had already said it once, they didn't remember a few words in total, and if they wanted to listen to it again, they would completely remember the mental method, it was just a fool's dream!
However, looking at Jiao Yi's serious appearance, it is likely that he really only said it once, and if he can't remember the cultivation method, what kind of martial arts are he still practicing?
"Wait!" Shi Ningya suddenly stopped Jiao Yi.
Jiao Yi smiled faintly, he didn't dare to expect it, Shi Ningya and the others could remember the cultivation method of soul detention after listening to it twice, not everyone was like him, with an unusual memory, even the gentle Qin Chuxue and the others also used their mobile phones to record the mental method, and they listened to it many times before they remembered it.
"Siyu, Sister Ying, just listen to it again, we definitely can't remember this mental method, now let's divide it, Siyu, you remember the first part, Sister Ying, you remember the middle part, and the last part, mainly by me. Shi Ningya said solemnly.
Jiao Yi almost burst out laughing, the method Shi Ningya said is indeed easier than one person memorizing the entire mental method, but it is not much better, everyone has to remember a part of it separately, can they really remember it?
Sure enough, Xu Ying was the first to raise an objection: "No, no, no, even if you two remember, I must not be able to remember, when I was in elementary school, I couldn't remember the text dozens of times, not to mention that this mental method is much more difficult to remember than the text!"
"I can't remember. Qin Siyu also shook his head and said.
"Me too. Shi Ningya herself reversed her proposal.
The three of them were suddenly depressed, Xu Ying even wanted to scold people, such a difficult and awkward mental formula, you have to remember it after listening to it twice, isn't your sister a cheater?
Looking at the three people with sad faces, Jiao Yi was speechless, he usually held his mobile phone when he had nothing to do, and he was more familiar with it than his brother, but now he didn't know the recording function of the mobile phone, and his head squeezed the door?
Suddenly, Qin Siyu looked at Jiao Yi fixedly and asked, "President Wen, Vice President Qin, they all learned martial arts from you, right?"
"Of course, they are all my official girlfriends, how can they not learn my martial arts? I am not afraid to tell you that in a situation like the one encountered in Gongyang, Sister Yao can easily handle it alone! Xiaoxue can now also run her own internal strength and mental method to condense the aura of heaven and earth!" Jiao Yi nodded.
Qin Siyu felt a deep sense of frustration, and said in frustration: "Could it be that each of them is so smart that they can memorize this mantra-like inner strength method after listening to it twice?"
Jiao Yi laughed, shook his head and said, "How is that possible! To be honest, I can remember this method after listening to it twice, except for a genius sunny handsome guy like me, I don't know who else can do it!"
Qin Siyu rolled her eyes with disdain, she didn't believe that Jiao Yi could memorize the internal strength of the mouth with only two listens.
Suddenly, Qin Siyu's face was full of anger, and he glared at Jiao Yi angrily: "You...... You bastard!"
Qin Siyu said that if he changed his face, he would change his face, Jiao Yi almost had a feeling of short-circuiting thinking, and said in surprise: "Hey, Siyu, who made you angry again?"
Qin Siyu snorted hatefully, ignoring Jiao Yi with a cold face.
"Jiao Yi, you are partial, Siyu is angry, the consequences are very serious!" Xu Ying said with a gloating face.
"Am I eccentric?, why am I eccentric?" Jiao Yi's face was full of puzzlement.
"Pretend!continue to pretend!" Xu Ying flattened her mouth with disdain, "Let me ask you, since you said that no one can memorize the internal strength method after listening to it twice, how did President Wen and Vice President Qin learn your martial arts?"
Jiao Yi was stunned, and Xu Ying continued to count: "Isn't it President Wen, they are all your official girlfriends, have you told them a few more times? Siyu and a few of us failed to do what you wanted, so you deliberately embarrassed us, and if you can't remember what you said twice, you will pull it down...... Jiao Yi, although you looked even more obscene and obscene than Brother Pig just now, I believe that your heart is pure, but I really didn't expect you to be so insidious!"
Jiao Yi was dumbfounded when he heard this, followed by thousands of grass and mud horses galloping wildly in his heart, obviously it was a few of you girls whose brains were squeezed by the door, and they didn't even know the mobile phone recording, and they also bit my brother in turn and poured dirty water on my brother!
Also, where is Lao Tzu more obscene than Brother Pig...... I've got a big grass!