Cup noodles: "Lin Chenda must have something to do before he came up, can you calm down?"

Dream "Cup noodles, do you believe what you say?

Can't be handsome: "It's just, it's completely the rhythm of fear?"

"Agreed, I don't know what Lin Chen is afraid of? Is it because 'Liuxi' is foreign?"

"Haha, a few goods upstairs, you patronize the comments, haven't you noticed that Lin Chen has posted a blog?"

"I'll wipe it, Lin Chen really posted a blog!"

……

Originally, Lin Chen's fans were all commenting on the comments to argue, but suddenly someone said that Lin Chen's Weibo had been updated, so everyone also refreshed Lin Chen's Weibo.

It's another poem?

I only saw that Lin Chen forwarded Chen Tao's Weibo, and wrote: "Refining a thousand hammers and a needle, upside down and upside down, eyes growing on the buttocks, only recognizing clothes and not people - looking at Mr. Chen's micro blog occasionally has inspiration, this first "Yong Needle" is given to Mr. Chen, Mr. Zhao and Mr. Xu Dao and other 'teachers' who have taken care of me recently!"

"I'll go, I said that Lin Chen hasn't posted a blog for so long? It turns out that he is holding back here. ”

"Haha, the eyes are on the buttocks, I only recognize the clothes and don't recognize people, I wipe it, this is just scolding people and not spitting dirty. ”

"It's not just this poem fucking up, the givers written behind Lin Chen are also fucked up, and there are many 'teachers' who have taken care of me recently, you directly named Zhao Daqi, Xu Yang and others. ”

"I'm sorry, Lin Chen, I admit that I misunderstood you, I thought you were afraid not to post Weibo, but as a result, okay, wahaha, let me laugh first. ”

"Obviously, Lin Chen's poem is a satire on Chen Tao even if I don't know poetry, this product definitely looks down on Lin Chen. The advertisement of "Liuxi" used Xu Yang's, not only that, but also sent a Weibo to satirize Lin Chen, a typical person who looks at people in the crack of the door. Only recognize the clothes and not the people, the metaphor is appropriate. ”

"Dazan, what I said upstairs is very right, I glanced at Tian Xin's Weibo again, have you noticed? Tian Xin said because of Chen Tao's thoughtless words at the press conference. So Tian Xin called Chen Tao and hoped that he would apologize ......", to put it bluntly, Chen Tao provoked first. ”

"That's right, it's true, but what hurts me the most is that Zhao Daqi is so innocent, this has something to do with him?"

"Poof, it's really innocent, who else dares to scold Lin Chen in the future?"

Lin Chen's fans were overjoyed, and no one wanted their idol to be a turtle with a shrunken head. So as soon as Lin Chen's poem came out, they were instantly high-spirited.

Other people who commented on Lin Chen's Weibo were sore or scared, I wiped it, how could I forget? Lin Chen is a scolding genius.

Just scold people with a casual poem and don't spit out dirty words, let's withdraw it!

The fans who insulted Lin Chen wanted to withdraw when they saw that the situation was not good, but Lin Chen's fans were not happy.

"Yo, guys with eyes on their butts, why are you leaving?"

"Haha, come on. Come, brutes with eyes on Ni, and fight your grandfather. ”

"Eyes on the buttocks, eyes on the buttocks. The eyes grow on the buttocks, and the important things are told all over again. ”

……

The other people who left a message on Lin Chen's Weibo and insulted the eggs hurt, and these fans of Lin Chen are also wilted enough, so they don't say anything, just pick this sentence, damn it. The poem "Yong Needle" scolded a lot.

This is in Lin Chen's expectation, this poem was written by Qing Wei Yingjiang, this guy has written poems all his life with ease, and has always been bitter and mean, although it is not circulated in the official history, but it is very popular among the people, known as hemp.

This song "Yong Needle" is even more satirical to the home, and it doesn't say who is sarcastic throughout, and there is no swear word, but it is just scolding.

Are you convinced?

As soon as Lin Chen's poem came out, of course Chen Tao was not convinced, nonsense, you were scolded for it, and you were not convinced!

However, Chen Tao did not lose his mind, he had already thought of the consequences when he first scolded Lin Chen, so he reported to the boss: "Mr. Wu, although this Lin Chen is not very famous, he is still well-known in Hangzhou Province, especially in Dacheng, so our 'Liuxi' can just take advantage of this hype and publicity." ”

Mr. Wu was still very angry, but when he heard Chen Tao's words, he smiled: "Yes, Chen Tao, you really didn't disappoint me, go back and prepare." ”

Although Chen Tao said so, how could he stand being scolded by Lin Chen, so after returning to the office, he directly sent a Weibo saying: "Is this annoyed and angry? As a big student, you can't think of our 'Liuxi' advertising creativity, but there is no need to be insulting at every turn, it's really that sentence, your quality is really low and needs to be strengthened." ”

Chen Tao was smart this time, and he didn't fire the map cannon again, but for Lin Chen, many people watched Chen Tao's Weibo, especially people, and the masses who didn't know the truth praised it, feeling that Lin Chen wrote poems and scolded people.

As a result, Lin Chen didn't explain anything, just posted a Weibo again: "Others give birth to several children, and give birth to you to a blood Tuo"

Chen Tao: "......"

……

"Poof, laughing, Lin Chen, this is simply scolding Chen Tao has no temper. ”

"Damn, another poem, no, it's not a poem, it should be regarded as a scolding sentence, it's damaged. ”

"Others give birth to several children, and give birth to you to give birth to a blood Tuo, I wipe it, this scolding is poisonous. ”

"Okay, I think Chen Tao still dares to blog, if he dares to post again, Lin Chen may write another poem. ”

……

"Fuck Nima!"

Speechless and angry for a moment, and then looking at many people's comments, Chen Tao finally became angry, the first time they met, seeing Lin Chen so young, he already despised it in his heart.

Although Lin Chen's scolding was very powerful, it was nothing more than a childish performance in Chen Tao's opinion!

But at this time, he didn't think so in his heart, whoever was scolded like this Nima would not say that the other party was naïve!

"It's really unreasonable, it's hard for such a person to understand why the quality is so low in Jingyun University, no wonder he was scolded before, there are fools who have fathers and no mothers. ”

Looking at Chen Tao's Weibo, you can know that he is already angry, and he was insulted by Lin Chen's two consecutive Weibo, as Chen Tao, who has a strong self-esteem, is naturally about to lose his mind, so his words are also extremely sharp.

In the face of Chen Tao's Weibo, there are also two completely different factions under the comments, and some say that Lin Chen is arrogant. is proud and undisciplined, and some people think that Chen Tao has a big livelihood, and scolding people for 'having a father and no mother' is a bit too much.

In other words, Chen Tao's Weibo scolded a little ruthlessly. I wonder how Lin Chen will reply?"

"I don't believe that Lin Chen will write another poem to scold again. ”

"I don't think I'll go back, but with Lin Chen's urine, I don't think I'll scold another quatrain. ”

……

In the midst of everyone's discussions, Lin Chen's Weibo only had one sentence: "Top leaf paper tiger roaring mountain forest"

"What does that mean?"

"I don't understand either. ”

"Lin Chen's big one, solve. ”

"Anyway, I just don't think it's a good thing. I hope that Lin Chen can greatly explain one or two. ”

……

Not only Lin Chen's fans, but also countless melons watching the excitement at this time.

It is said that this should be a poem, and the answer is in the second half of the sentence!

Some people think that this should be a slang term, and the answer is to scold Chen Tao!

But what does 'top leaf paper tiger roaring mountain forest' mean by Mao?

Papier-mâché tigers?

Or what?

When there are different opinions, even Chen Taowei Bo laughed and sarcastically said: "The bullshit sentence, it seems that it is really a poor donkey skill, next, please pay attention to the official Weibo of 'Liuxi', which will always announce the progress of advertising, and there are more mysterious stars to join." Stay tuned. ”

Most people think that Lin Chen has softened, but only a few of Lin Chen's irons are discussing, but they understand Lin Chen, this must be holding back.

Buying a car is buying a tractor: "If Lin Chenda really softens, I will really sell my new car as a tractor." ”

Spring water is blue in the sky: "Waiting for Lin Chen's big follow-up, I always feel that this must be holding something." ”

Koutian fights ghosts: "I also feel that it is, haha, take a look, that Chen Tao wants to scold Lin Chenda because he can't help himself, I just want to say." Fuck you. ”

……

These few hardcore people have a lot of trust in Lin Chen, and they can scold Xu Bing and Zhao Daqi's fans with a thousand enemies, this Chen Tao is just the person in charge of the advertising of 'Liuxi', with less than 100,000 fans. still wants to provoke trouble with Lin Chen, it's just looking for death.

Things were as everyone guessed, and half an hour later, Lin Chen's Weibo was updated again-

"During the Qing Dynasty, when Qianlong went down to the south of the Yangtze River, an official named Ji Yun was ordered to open the way for Qianlong. At this time, the old salt warehouse and sea pond in Jiangsu and Zhejiang were in disrepair, and the horse could not work, Ji Yun was very angry, and wrote to Qianlong to accuse the salt official Cao Ni of not repairing political affairs and only caring about fun, and asked the emperor to dismiss him and investigate it.

And what Ji Yun didn't know, Cao Ni was a cronie of the big corrupt official and Shen, Ji Yun's chapter was not in the hands of the emperor but was first seen by He Shen, and Shen privately suppressed the chapter and notified Cao Ni in time, when Qianlong was fortunate to be in the old salt warehouse pond, Cao Ni was personally directing the migrant workers to repair the pond, and the horse he was riding was covered with mud. Coupled with He Shen's lobbying, Qianlong praised Cao Ni very much and added him to the first level. Ji Yun advised, but Qianlong not only did not accept it, but also reprimanded him.

So, Ji Yun, who was lost in officialdom, wrote "Top Leaf Paper Tiger Roaring Mountains and Forests" in a fit of anger, "Ye" alluded to He Shen, and "Paper Tiger" alluded to Qianlong, but he actually wrote two lines of poetry at that time, and the second half of the sentence was not handed to Qianlong for fear of accidents.

Looking at Chen Tao's insult to Weibo today, I suddenly feel that the second half of this poem is more appropriate, and I would like to explain to you here that Ji Yun's full poem at that time was: "Top leaf paper tiger roaring mountains and forests,"

As soon as this micro blog came out, many people saw that the couplet was neat and rigorous, and the image of the comparable thing was vivid, such as hearing its sound and seeing its shape, and was ready to appreciate it, when suddenly, someone read the second half of the sentence carefully.

"Fuck the mud Malegobi, fuck the mud Malegobi, damn, I'll fuck you numb!"

Many netizens who read this couplet burst out laughing completely. (To be continued.) )

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