Chapter 335: You Eat First!
When people are unlucky, they stuff their teeth when they drink cold water.
The little fifth brother was about to slip away, and he was immediately locked in his elbow joint and pasted it as if it were tree bark.
You think that's the scariest thing?
No, what is really scary is the beautiful snake itself......
This kind of voice with teeth that are about to stick out, who else can it be if it is not Chu Yuwei?
What kind of sin have I created!
With dark cuisine in front of him and a dark cook behind him who lets himself go, where is the way to live?
The little fifth brother wailed in his heart, and wanted to withdraw his arm for the first time, but he was locked tighter by Chu Yuwei, and even most of his body was hung up.
The hot, soft, fragrant, slippery body of the opposite sex, the whole feeling of being tight, it is quite exciting.
Change the time, change the occasion, and change the object, the little fifth brother will definitely have a backhand grappling, using the ground sleeping skills of Brazilian Gracie Jiu-Jitsu, putting down, locking, and slamming down.
But facing Chu Yuwei in the school cafeteria...... The head is as big as a bucket.
Subconsciously glanced at the system panel, and his eyes immediately straightened.
[Chu Yuwei's basic favorability is 10, the total favorability is 98, and the special state: extremely thirsty. Crazy about you]
! Favorability rises faster than that of little wild cats and little tiger teeth!
That's crazy......
Stunned for a moment, An Xi handed over the tray, and then greeted him half surprised and half surprised: "Hey, Weiwei, when did you come? Isn't there no class in the morning, why did you come to the cafeteria?"
Chu Yuwei definitely wouldn't eat in the second cafeteria, and she didn't plan to hide it, so she said slimly: "I saw you walking here, come up and say hello." Little Fifth Brother, I haven't seen you for a long time!"
Eh, it's really greasy, Anxi was aroused.
"I said, you let me go first, we don't know each other that well, okay?"
Fang Xiaowu shook her twice in a row, finally shook her off, picked up the tray and turned his head to leave.
An Xi looked at Chu Yuwei cautiously, and asked timidly, "Weiwei, are you really playing?"
Chu Yuwei's eyes burned with flames, and she clenched her fists fiercely: "Of course! I must conquer him!"
Murderous and!
Issuing a declaration, she suddenly raised her head vigilantly: "Xiaoxi, you won't rob me, right?"
"If you don't grab it, you can just bite it!" An Xi waved his hand in fright.
Such an evil junior, plus you crazy woman, I don't get involved......
Chu Yuwei smiled like a flower, took An Xi's hand affectionately, and muttered in a low voice: "This little wolf dog is very difficult, Xiaoxi, you have to help me!"
I don't want to get involved......
An Xi was embarrassed: "I don't know him well, you can work hard yourself......"
"It's okay! You're from the student union, you're familiar with contact, I'm not as convenient as you, you have to help me create opportunities." ”
Chu Yuwei suddenly came up smart, and cheered up An Xi with full of fighting spirit: "The first step is to get his mobile phone number first!"
Anxi is not thirsty, not so crazy, and subconsciously wants to ask: Are you chasing him or am I chasing him?
……
The window was not far from the dining area, and they didn't mutter, Fang Xiaowu had already found a place to sit down.
An Xi sat opposite with great discernment, Chu Yuwei sat next to Fang Xiaowu unconsciously and involuntarily pulled over with one hand again.
Fang Xiaowu glared: "Senior sister, pay attention to the influence, we are really not familiar!"
Fortunately, there is also a suppression special effect, which plays a huge role at the critical moment.
Chu Yuwei withdrew her hand stupidly, and was cute without words: "Little Fifth Brother, how do you eat the big pot of rice in the cafeteria? Otherwise, I will invite you to eat pink and tender steamed pork, okay?"
When I haven't seen it?
Fang Xiaowu's eyes rolled, he picked up a piece of egg white powder fried cake, handed it to Chu Yuwei's mouth casually, and said with a smile: "The cafeteria is very good." Senior sister, you try this!"
Chu Yuwei had never been to the second canteen, although she had heard of the fame of Yunda Dark Cuisine, but the fried cakes were so good, she only had ecstasy in her heart, how could she doubt it!
"Hey!"
Chu Meimei couldn't wait to open her mouth, raised her head, and waited for the little fifth brother's love to feed.
"Hey, yo......"
An Xi just wanted to stop it, but Fang Xiaowu had already stuffed the whole piece, she could only reach out to cover her eyes, and she couldn't bear to look directly.
One, two, three!
Chu Yuwei chewed happily, only three bites, her eyes and eyebrows were squeezed together, her mouth was open, and her expression was distorted into a mess.
"Gross!"
A crazy desire to vomit rose from hitting the rectum, and instantly hit her throat, Chu Yuwei subconsciously pinched her throat, turned her head and vomited.
"Vomiting...... Water!vomit...... W-What is this?!"
"Uh...... Gross!"
An Xi hurriedly took out a tissue and handed it over, kept patting her back, and said weakly: "This is a special dish in our canteen......"
Chu Yuwei retched for a long time, feeling that the stomach acid was almost surging up, her face was full of snot and tears, and she cried and asked, "Where is the water?"
And there is wood, Anxi did not buy water.
Chu Yuwei glanced at the soup bowl, the emerald green vegetables, and the clear soup, which looked very comfortable, and hurriedly grabbed it, gurgling and taking two big mouthfuls.
In the next moment, her eyes widened suddenly, and her pupils dilated rapidly, dazed.
Spinach seaweed kelp put together to boil soup without any seasoning, spinach is boiled to a pulp, seaweed wisps floating, kelp reserved sinking bottom, wantonly exude primitive and rough fishy, bitter, salty.
Topic: Excuse me, what kind of experience is it when you drink this soup in a big gulp, and you are plugged between your teeth by seaweed and your throat is blocked by spinach?
Beauty.
Fly.
Chu Yuwei coughed violently, the soup sprayed everywhere, the little fifth brother and An Xi's dinner plate did not escape the catastrophe, and even An Xi's pants suffered a lot.
"Senior sister...... Fang Xiaowu stared at her with complicated eyes, shook his head, and sighed, "Hey!"
Chu Yuwei was already choked, coughing and her face was flushed, and when Fang Xiaowu looked at her like this, she was simply ashamed and angry.
Grabbing An Xi's tissue, he staggered to his feet and fled in a hurry.
"I'll go, go, go to the bathroom, ......"
How could An Xi watch her go by herself, pick up the small bag and chase after her immediately.
"Junior brother, I'll go see her, you can eat first!"
I'll eat first?!
Look at the bark of the tree, whoever loves to eat it!
Fang Xiaowu watched them leave, and without saying a word, he got up and slipped away.
Yunda's most terrifying existence, the third runner-up Chu Yuwei, the special dishes of the champion second canteen, all give me goodbye!
Senior Sister Anxi, I'm sorry, I can only tease you next time......
Ran out of the door, asked people about good places, went straight to the four canteens, packed a red braised chicken rice, and hurried back to the dormitory.
Pushing the door into the house, the little fifth brother was stunned again, and then laughed.
Do you want to be so coincidental?!
In the bedroom, Wang Pengcheng, Jingshan, and Zuo Zhesheng are all there, and there is an unexpected and reasonable outsider - her brother who sticks bark, Chu Yunlong.