Chapter 9 Run away after pretending
"Professor Qin, I have a different opinion. ”
As soon as these words came out, there was a moment of silence in the classroom.
Everyone turned their eyes to Qin Ze, Zhang Mingyu raised his eyebrows and looked sideways.
In front of everyone's eyes, Qin Ze's mind suddenly echoed the song he listened to last night, a song from the points mall, and there was a lyric like this: "The more quiet the crowd is."
The more it becomes unacceptable
You want to stir up accidents
Like singing suddenly......"
In everyone's eyes, is he the grandstanding clown?
Qin Ze smiled slightly, shook off Zhao Baliang, whose face changed drastically, and calmly walked to the podium. He walked to the big blackboard composed of four small blackboards, wiped off all the old man's handwriting, picked up a piece of chalk, and wrote hard under the stunned eyes of everyone, including the old man. The handwriting is sloppy, but it is fluid. He wrote about Chinese, and some good deeds followed along: "In the hundreds of years when the gold standard ruled the economy, the financial resources of various countries were flat and even, there were no big ups and downs, no overnight riches, and no possibility of making him soar into the sky, which was undoubtedly a desperate and difficult era for many restless people...... The advent of the era of credit paper money has given more people the opportunity to change their lives, and also created the possibility of unlimited growth of world wealth...... But," when writing this, Qin Ze paused, turned his head to look at Zhang Mingyu, the corners of his mouth were disdainful disdain, and continued to write: "Deflationary inflation is like a woman's menstruation from time to time to greet the life of human beings all over the world, you may become rich overnight, but you may also lose your wealth overnight. Yesterday you could buy a car, today you can only buy a loaf of bread. If God opens his eyes and looks at the world in his busy schedule, he will definitely admire the government of the United States, no, the wisdom of the governments of the whole world!"
Qin Ze turned around, looked at the more than two hundred students, and said sonorously: "This excerpt is the author's satire of the government of the United States and the governments of all countries in the world. He is ridiculing credit notes as the most ridiculous and outrageous lie in the history of human money. Of course, just like Chinese is broad and profound, loving a sister and a sister are not the same thing, and liking a sister and liking a sister are not the same thing. If the Russian language is not deep, it is true that the irony of the author's connotation cannot be seen. ”
Zhang Mingyu's face was instantly gloomy.
Kissing a sister and kissing a sister are not the same thing......
The corners of Professor Qin's mouth twitched.
At this time, the bell rang for the end of class, Qin Ze didn't dare to look at his father's face, flicked his fingers, and poked the chalk into the chalk box like shit luck, he clapped his hands and said lightly: "I will write the translation of the excerpt, and the students will copy it, don't thank me, please call me Lei Feng." ”
Being able to read Russian and being able to translate Russian are two completely different meanings.
In the silence of the room, he walked out of the classroom with the bell ringing.
Pretty!
I'll give myself full marks for this forced pretend!
A chivalrous man who kills a person in ten steps and does not stay for thousands of miles looks chic, but in fact, he is afraid of retaliation or the officers and soldiers rushing to arrest him. After Qin Ze walked out of the classroom unhurriedly, he immediately quickened his pace, and at the same time, the voice of the system sounded in his mind: "The main quest is manifested in front of the people, complete!" reward the host with two hundred points. ”
Qin Ze lowered his head, and naturally clicked on the task interface, this mission was not like Qin Baobao's time, the task prompt disappeared after completion, it was still there: "Main Quest: Manifestation in front of people (1/15)"
"This Nima is a serial mission!?" Qin Ze understood.
"According to the host's inner desires, the desire to be a blockbuster in front of people, to be noticed by the crowd, to be cheered by girls, to be shocked by the same sex, therefore, this task is a serial mission. ”
"That's it, this kind of inner desire is endless, and I can't finish it in my life. ”
The system did not respond.
"Qin Ze!" a call came from behind him.
The three guys from the 303 dormitory rushed out of the classroom in a hurry to catch up, and Qin Ze stood still.
Li Liang said, "Great God, please take my knees." ”
Liu Ziqiang: "How do you know Russian? We don't know. ”
Qin Ze has no advantages in this life, that is, he has strong kung fu and is good at, and his face does not change: "It's not that you don't know who my father is." ”
The three guys immediately realized that not many people in the class knew about the father-son relationship between Professor Qin and Qin Ze, but Qin Ze didn't hide it from his roommate, after all, it was not a secret, but it was not to be hyped up. In these years, if you go to the student union casually to catch a student, it may be the relationship of the school's leader and teacher.
Professor Qin is a strange man who is proficient in Russian, English and Japanese, and his son understands a little Russian, so he can explain it.
Zhao Baliang slapped Qin Ze's shoulder with his big hand, almost knocking him to the ground: "If you don't support the wall, I'll obey you." ”
Li Liang's eyebrows danced: "You didn't look at Zhang Mingyu's face, just like you looked at the enemy who killed your father." ”
This face is too painful, especially the sentence: "The Russian language is not deep...... I understand, the dog that does not bark bites. Liu Ziqiang said quietly.
The four of them got out of the teaching building and were about to go to the cafeteria together, when Qin Ze's mobile phone rang, took out a look, and texted: "Wait for me on the second floor of the canteen." ”
Remarks: "Old man"
Qin Ze put his mobile phone back in his pocket without moving, walked to the door of the cafeteria, and waved his hand to his roommate: "My dad asked me to eat, you can go by yourself, we will meet at the door of the canteen later, and we will open the black together." ”
The second floor is the teacher's cafeteria, and the flow of people is obviously much less than that on the first floor, so it is not too cold and not bustling. The environment is not bad, and more importantly, the food is not a grade. The old man is a more old-fashioned and serious person, but he will not take his son to improve the food twice in three days, and he will not be special.
Qin Ze picked a position by the window and waited silently.
Ten minutes later, the old man with extraordinary bearing walked up to the second floor slowly, swept his eyes around, walked to the dining window, and greeted the teachers he knew with a smile along the way.
After a while, he sat opposite Qin Ze with the food, two meats, two vegetables and one soup, two bowls of rice, the portion was very large, and the appearance was more exquisite than the student food stewed in a big pot.
The old man has no rules for eating, and he doesn't pay attention to any food, he doesn't say anything, he just chews and swallows slowly, so he looks extraordinarily elegant. But the advantages of the old man, the sister and brother have not inherited anything, usually he and Qin Baobao are holding the rice bowl, lying on the sofa, eating while watching TV, and occasionally grabbing vegetables to eat. If this is at home, the old man will flip the table.
"When will you be able to speak Russian. The old man took the rice, ate a chopstick, chewed carefully, and asked casually in a tone.
Here it comes!
Qin Ze lowered his head to pick up the rice, his brain was spinning, and he thought of words in the next second: "I've been studying for more than half a year, and I usually run to the foreign language department when I have time to listen to the lectures." I watch videos at home without going to class, learn pronunciation, Russian is actually quite interesting, I prefer Russian to English. I thought that after graduating, we would have a broken undergraduate diploma and no fancy, so I paved the way for myself as soon as possible, and I didn't have to be overwhelmed by my skills. ”
In fact, he wanted to say, 100 points can be redeemed, and you can understand it in seconds!
The content of this mission is: "Translate this Russian paragraph and suppress Zhang Mingyu's arrogance to achieve the effect of shocking the whole house!"
Without quest items, he can only spend points to redeem for "Russian Mastery". Fortunately, I had an in-depth understanding of the points mall before, and I quickly found the language department and chose to exchange for intermediate Russian proficiency. And the task rewards 200 points, and after deducting the points redeemed, he only earns 100 points.
"It's good that you have this realization...... How do you speak?" The old man's face was full of relief, but he suddenly realized that his son's words were wrong, he was the professor of the school that issued the broken diploma.
Qin Ze pretended to be deaf and dumb.
"Your sister has been fine lately. ”
"It's okay, I commute to work on time every day, watch TV after dinner, play on the computer, and definitely go to bed before eleven o'clock. On weekends we go out for a walk, a cup of coffee and the occasional hot pot. Qin Ze added in his heart: "Then it's a game score." ”
Qin Ze needs to report his sister's situation to the old man from time to time, although his sister is very good in terms of IQ, but she is too heartless in life, and she can't reassure her parents when she is twenty-five, but Qin Ze is different, he is undoubtedly a loser in IQ, but he has been a good child since he was a child, steady and mature, and his parents are very relieved.
"You haven't been home for a month, and your mom misses you so much, coming back for a meal on the weekend. The old man nodded, indicating that he understood.
"Mom won't arrange a blind date for her again. Qin Ze said tentatively.
My mother is very anxious about Qin Baobao's marriage, especially when the neighbors who have been in the family for decades have held their grandsons to marry their daughters, but Qin Baobao has never even brought a boyfriend home. The daughter is not angry, and when she is a mother, she has to be careful, looking for a golden beetle son-in-law for her daughter, and for this reason, she also bought a single-lens reflex to take pictures of Qin Baobao, and arranged a blind date every three or five days. Qin Baobao is tired of going home, and the number of times he goes home is getting less and less, and the last time he went home was last month.
Qin Zexin said, Mom, if you put this mind on me, your son may have a baby.
"It's time for her to talk to someone, too. The old man said.
"Don't worry, I don't have a girlfriend. Qin Ze said sourly.
"She's twenty-five, can you not be in a hurry? Can you be the same as her? A man is thirty years old, and it's not too late to start a family. But how many years does a woman have a young woman? As soon as a woman turns 30, the river will go down, and she can't stop it, and when the time comes, if you want to marry a good man, who will still take a fancy to you?"
It's as if she's thirty-five, and she's only twenty-five. Qin Ze pursed his lips and disagreed.
"Does she have a boyfriend?"
Qin Ze thought about it and felt that it should be, I saw her wearing erotic underwear yesterday...... But I didn't dare to say this, for fear that the old man would slap him to death.