Chapter 37 Oscar-winning actor?
"Fang Xiaowu, what's the matter with you? Can you explain to me why you only answer multiple-choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions in mathematics?"
Liang Bing's voice landed, and the classroom suddenly fell silent, and even the air froze for an instant.
“What.the.Fxxking?!”
Li Jiesi's eyes widened, and a Chinese-English scold with incorrect grammar blurted out.
The other students in the class were not much better, and they all turned their heads and stared at Fang Xiaowu like a ghost.
The math paper has a full score of 150, 60 points for multiple-choice questions, 20 points for fill-in-the-blank questions, and the remaining 70 points are all big questions......
In other words, Fang Xiaowu used a total score of 680 to test the current results?!
it!
A total of 44 students were present today, and 43 ghostly glances were cast into the corner of the classroom.
Fang Xiaowu's expression has never changed, he didn't care when he heard the ranking, he was leisurely, and his face was still full of indifference.
Hearing Liang Bing's questioning, he smiled lazily.
"It's nothing, I've been a little carried away lately, and I won't do the rest of the questions. ”
As soon as the words landed, Li Jiesi and Tan Cheng's faces instantly turned into purple eggplants, and a mouthful of old blood poured into their throats, and they were stuck by a sentence of MMP, and they couldn't spit it out.
The classmates were stunned for a moment, and suddenly burst into laughter.
Er Huang smiled the most happily, and he was not forgiving, and scolded Li Jiesi to death: "Li Dashao, how many more are you than my master?"
"Jeffrey Lee, admire your freestyle ......"
"Damn, how do I feel that the little fifth brother is full of routines?
"Alas, I'll go, don't say it, it's really like a pit, dig it in advance and wait for someone to step on it......"
"Yes, yes, it's really stupid, it's a fool to step on, it's upside down, it's fun to step into it......"
Fang Xiaowu is not happy, what do you mean?
What kind of person am I?
Slut has to flirt, blame me?
Li Jiesi made such a big joke and lost such an adult, his face turned from purple to blue, and he completely hated Fang Xiaowu to death.
In his opinion, everyone's guess is correct, how can it be so coincidental? For no reason, why don't you write the big question with 70 points?
This is a pit, specifically for yourself!
It's not that I'm stupid, it's that Fang Xiaowu is too cunning, who would a normal person think of such a shady routine?!
MMP, Fang Xiaowu, you wait for Lao Tzu!
Not to mention Li Jiesi, whose big teeth were about to be crushed, the rest of the students were also playing wantonly, the classroom was a mess, and Liang Bing shouted twice without suppressing it.
This reversal is really too bizarre, there are two conflicts between Fang Xiaowu and Li Jiesi in front of the foreshadowing, and the current outbreak is unexpected, but it is reasonable, it is simply dramatized to a certain extent, and it is more exciting than any big drama.
"Quiet! No matter how noisy it is, go out and stand down!"
As a last resort, Liang Bing knocked on the table with a blackboard eraser, finally calming everyone's emotions, and then stared at the source of the riot angrily, scolding with a straight face.
"Fang Xiaowu, you speak to me well! Ask you again, why don't you take the exam well?"
"Uh......"
Fang Xiaowu didn't dare to wave again, but the real reason was not so easy to explain, and he was suddenly a little stuck.
At this time, Han Luoyin looked back curiously, Fang Xiaowu saw her crystal-clear eyes, and suddenly had an idea, and a clever plan came to mind.
"That's it...... Actually, the reason is like this......"
Fang Xiaowu coughed dryly, cleared his throat, and began to tell the story.
"The girl sitting in front of me admired me very much, always pestered me to ask questions, and deliberately swept my face with her hair during the exam. But, as everyone knows, I already have a place in my heart, and if I am as strong-willed as I am, how could I make such a mistake?"
"So, even though she is very beautiful, I resolutely refuse the temptation and take the initiative to flash people...... So I didn't have time to answer the big question, that's all. ”
Fang Xiaowu was unashamed to blow it, and then looked like an "innocent" clicker and glanced at Han Luoyin.
Just such an action immediately amused all the students, and the classroom erupted in a burst of laughter twice as big as just now.
"Fifth brother...... I...... I take spicy ...... Don't forget to tease Luoyin, you are ruthless!"
"So, you're keeping your chastity for someone? Emma, laugh at me!"
It was Erhuang who laughed the hardest, hammering the table like a gentleman and not talking, and his voice was a little hoarse when he coaxed.
"Master, do you dare to tell everyone, who is that unwarranted female classmate who admires you? We are going to award her a ...... for the Disabled Zhijian?"
Fang Xiaowu's eyelids jumped with anger, and he was thinking about how to clean her up when he turned around, but the head teacher Liang Bing actually started to retaliate first.
"Come, Fang Xiaowu, tell everyone, who that girl is, the teacher is also very curious!"
You forced me!
Fang Xiaowu gritted his back molars and replied ignorantly: "The name is Su Ye, I don't know which class, I don't know if I am familiar with it." ”
There was a moment of silence in the class.
Three seconds later, the roof almost toppled the laughter.
"Fifth brother...... No, Fifth Master, do you mean that Su Ye chased you back, was too enthusiastic, and scared you away?"
"Hahaha! The little train started, and it actually made a sound of 666, fifth brother, you are domineering!"
"Do we have to say congratulations? Congratulations to Xiao Wu at the end of his high school career, finally shining as he deserves...... Hahahaha!"
Cao Xue was lying on the table, laughing so much that the corners of her eyes were full of tears, but she didn't care about wiping them, she kept rubbing her stomach and making fun of Han Luoyin to death.
"Fang Xiaowu is really funny...... He didn't think he would be able to get your attention, did he? Emma, you're laughing to death...... Why is your suitor so cute...... Ouch, I can't do it!"
Han Luoyin was also laughing, not so exaggerated, but it was also rare to be happy, and she was panting when she spoke.
"I—I think he's so cute...... What to do?"
Cao Xue reached out and took a handful on her chest, and laughed wildly: "It's not easy to do...... You're at least two numbers worse than others...... Hahaha, Su Ye chased after him...... Look at his expression, why is it so funny......"
Han Luoyin turned his head to look over when he heard this, only to see Fang Xiaowu spreading his hands helplessly, and there was still a bit of sadness and indignation in his rabbit-like expression, as if to say: You ignorant mortals, I am serious!
Han Luoyin hurriedly turned his head back to the table, and his shoulders began to shrug again.
"It's really funny, he really amused him to death, why didn't he find out before?"
Cao Xue instigated heartlessly: "It's not too late now, according to his grades, you two can go to the same university, live and fly together...... But you have to win against Su Ye first, her flirtatious skills are already level 9, you are just a little weak scum...... Hahaha!"
"It's okay, he's not familiar with ......" Han Luoyin was halfway through speaking, and lay down again, and the more he thought about it, the more amused he felt.
Well, a high boy, I don't know Su Ye, I believe in your ghost!
One, two, three...... The whole class, except for Li Jiesi and Tan Cheng, was almost already laughing like crazy, and even Liang Bing was holding on to the lectern, laughing weakly.
These words are funny enough in themselves, coupled with Fang Xiaowu's expression, serious and helpless, the combination of the two simply adds fuel to the fire.
Well, there's nothing wrong with giving an Oscar!
Fang Xiaowu was so laughed that he couldn't help but complain in his heart: Eldest sister, even if you are still young, at least you look like a teacher, can you maintain order quickly?
After laughing for a while, Liang Bing finally felt his resentment, leaned on the lectern and barely stood up straight, clapping his hands: "Okay, okay, classmates, let's finish reading the grades first, Fang Xiaowu's ghost story, listen to it after class." ”
Then he started to rank down, but everyone's attention was no longer on it, and they laughed down from time to time.
Big Fat and Erhei are even more rampant, relying on being close, and their force is higher than Fang Xiaowu's, bringing their slut nature to the limit, endlessly flirting.
In this strange atmosphere, the bell finally rang for the end of the morning self-study class.
Before Liang Bing moved, Li Jiesi dropped the book with a "snap", got up and walked out.
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to this kind of stupidity, I love to watch monkey shows, you watch slowly! A braggadocio can blow a high/tide for you, I really don't know how to describe you......!
Li Jiesi had just walked to the door, and before he could finish his words, the class door was pushed open, and a soft but presumptuous shout resounded through the classroom.
"Fang Xiaowu, you come out for me!"
The second class looked at the girl at the door and was dumbfounded.