188, good waist, good appetite!

Nachai's next thing that made Bai Haonan understand the actual weight for the first time was to directly ask him to drive the "Humvee" military vehicle across the border!

And it's grandiose, so drive through the middle of the night under the lights of the checkpoint!

At this time, where does Bai Haonan dare to have the momentum of my brother Nan in society, his mood has already become scum, my old Nan is also secretly crossing the border, even if he understands that many of these Southeast Asian countries, including the border with China, are bounded by a palm-wide small river ditch, but he also knows that no matter how small a country is, it is also a sovereign country, and daring to sneak across the border may be a string of machine gun bullets waiting!

At this time, he already knew the difference between the 12.7mm anti-aircraft machine gun bullet and the ordinary 7.62mm general-purpose machine gun bullet, and he trembled and confirmed with Nachai: "I...... I haven't gone through any visa procedures yet. ”

Nachai smiled proudly: "This car is your visa, remember, as long as you are in all the areas opposite that speak Chinese and can trade in RMB, this car is your talisman." ”

Bai Haonan blinked his eyes and looked back at the "Humvee" military vehicle modified with a Toyota pickup, but he still couldn't help but point cautiously: "I'm ...... Isn't it a military secret?"

Nachai must have thought for ten seconds before he realized what secret Bai Haonan was referring to, laughed, patted Bai Haonan's back and slowly paced towards the port, Ada still followed, and naturally a soldier drove over to follow the military vehicle.

As a result, Nachai's rather intimate action touched the pistol on Bai Haonan's waist, Bai Haonan, who had been used to it all the way, almost forgot the existence of this thing, and his whole body stiffened, but Nachai touched it through the T-shirt: "Will it be used?"

Bai Haonan whispered modestly: "Will be a little ......"

Nachai pulled out another pistol from his lower back and stuffed it into his lower back: "It's safer to use this one when necessary." "There were also two magazines tucked into his trouser pockets.

Bai Haonan probably touched it back, and it felt like it was exactly the same model, at this time he understood that Nachai didn't treat himself as an outsider, so he was ashamed to ask: "It seems to be 1911?" This kind of large-caliber military pistol used by the U.S. military since the Philippine colonial war before World War I has continued to the present, so it is also the most common model in Southeast Asian countries.

Nachai has already taken Bai Haonan to the boundary bridge, this is a dignified crossing, look at the soldiers with loaded guns on both sides and the pillboxes and machine guns set up at the bridgehead, Bai Haonan is a little trembling again, Nachai smiled and nodded: "Although they are all 1911, only a very few of the best can be called warriors, and the same is true for people, the general said that you would rather give up what he gave you, then I hope you can become a real warrior." ”

Walking on the cement bridge paved with steel plate horizontal strips, it seems that there are half-human-high pedestrian curbs on both sides of the bridge body that can parallel two cars, but Nachai still walked with Bai Haonan in the right, and could hear the movement of the river below, but what he felt more was the shadows of many searchlights shaking on both sides of the river on the pitch-black river surface upstream and downstream, plus the swishing river breeze, even if he didn't know that the wind was sluggish and the water was cold, what Bai Haonan could experience was this kind of being a player, and the future that he couldn't feel in his daily life was unknown。

Warriors sound easy to get excited...... Well, Bai Haonan's purpose of life is to run away if he can't fight, and he won't stand there stupidly and get shot.

The lights on the bridge on the opposite bank in front of him, and when he saw that there seemed to be a group of figures over there, Nachai continued to approach with Bai Haonan as if no one was around.

In the middle of a group of soldiers with AK rifles standing in the middle, an uncomfortable old man, saw the appearance of this figure and hurriedly nodded his waist, but he didn't dare to move a bit.

Nachai didn't go over, stretched out his hand and patted Bai Haonan's shoulder, making a gesture of clasping his hands instead of saluting, Bai Haonan hurriedly responded by drawing the gourd's palm, but Nachai turned around with a smile: "Remember not to get involved in drugs and women, as long as you can get here, you don't have to be afraid of big things!"

Although it is a border crossing that may be difficult to find on the world map, this sentence is full of undoubted pride!

When Bai Haonan recalled this sentence, the little soldier had already driven the military vehicle over diligently, and the movements of getting off the car were groveling, Bai Haonan could only hug Ada under the eyes of the soldiers and old men on the other side and then climb into the car and drive over, you can't throw this car on this bridge and block it.

When he drove over with a sense of sacred ritual at a speed of several kilometers per hour, those soldiers scattered and no one came to him to ask for documents, only the old man bowed vigorously to the surroundings, climbed into the co-pilot, and then with a fierce face, as if Bai Haonan owed him seven million: "Go this way!"

Ada felt the anger and quietly hid behind Bai Haonan's seat.

Bai Haonan glanced at it, and saw each other clearly through the headlights of the checkpoint here, his hairy hair was white, and now he looked at the front of the vehicle with an expression of disobedience, with a yellowed white T-shirt on his round belly, the loose kind of Jiangzhou commonly known as the old man's shirt, and the plaid shorts and flip-flops on the lower body are the most common fat old men in the streets and alleys.

After seeing the elegant major general, and then looking at this bad old man with an angry face, I feel that there is really a contrast in being a man, and Bai Haonan will naturally not have stage fright: "Uncle, what do you call it." ”

The old man glanced at him with contempt, as if looking at an ant: "Tianlong didn't tell you?"

Bai Haonan still smiled: "I didn't say it, I just gave a number, saying that I could run away." ”

The old man snorted coldly, did not speak, raised his finger and turned in front of him.

It feels like I've just left the checkpoint street, and a few seconds ago it was full of the lifeless and desolate feeling of the border crossing, and suddenly there is a large area of red and green, and it is extremely vulgar and cheap neon lights, and the most important thing is that in addition to the earthworm-like winding foreign language, it is all kinds of huge Chinese Traditional "Paramount", "Global Entertainment Center", "Regent Hotel...... Although they all sound extremely shocking names, in fact, they don't look more than two or three stories of dilapidated bungalows, with a rather messy noisy music, but Bai Haonan, who has been tossing and turning for more than half a year and needs to translate with someone at every turn, is so kind that he almost burst into tears!

Finally, I have arrived at the territory of the Chinese!

Of course, as Nachai said to Bai Haonan, the old man did not take him into these glamorous "big places", but a shop next to him that felt like an alley in the corner, only one or two meters wide!

When Bai Haonan parked the military vehicle at the door, he almost blocked the entire front face, and the front and rear of the car were still outside the front face, so when he got out of the car, the old man angrily kicked the tires of the car: "Roll the car away! Don't stop me from doing business!"

In fact, listening to this kind of accent from the southwest of China, Bai Haonan was so kind, he was not angry, he nodded happily and moved the car farther away to find a place where the car was parked, and found that there was no window glass that could not be locked, so he could only pull out the key and take Ada over, and the only thing he needed to bring might be the credit card given by Ah Wei.

The long strip of shop is centered from the door, a counter extends to the innermost, one side of the counter is the kitchen, the outside is like a bar set up seven or eight stools, there are several people sitting in anticipation to see the old man angrily walked into the counter and began to light a fire to boil water, the store is so narrow that when Bai Haonan passed behind these men and women sitting on bar stools, his buttocks rubbed against the shiny and blackened wall behind him, and his crotch rubbed against the buttocks of a woman in front of him, and the woman turned her head to look at him meaningfully.

Bai Haonan is happy, why is this to let himself live next door to the night market? It's too convenient!

So I sat in the innermost and stretched my neck to see that the old man was actually cooking noodles inside, and I was in a good mood, and just as I was about to speak, I heard the old man ask in a vicious voice: "What to eat?" The man who was in the first row of seats hurriedly said: "Mixed sauce noodles!"

Then asked the same question, and quickly answered "Yangchun noodles", "egg noodles" and "beef noodles......

Bai Haonan saw the old man skillfully grab the noodles and throw them into the churning boiling water pot with the guest's call, and when it was his turn, he just ordered the meal, but the old man abruptly closed the lid of the pot, and then scolded: "Is NMMP dead, don't you hurry up and get down!"

Then almost from Bai Haonan's head, put down a small ladder, and climbed down a thin old man, as soon as he landed, he grabbed the bowl in the counter and spread it in his hand, one arm can put five bowls, and the other hand quickly picked all kinds of condiments inside, green onions, soy sauce, garlic water, chili peppers, salt monosodium glutamate, etc., and it was clear that he heard the previous order, there was a little difference in the different bowls, and then slid to the old man's boiling water pot in order to wait.

In the past few minutes, the fat old man lit a cigarette, and his expressionless eyes were empty.

It wasn't until the thin old man came down with the ingredients one by one and found that there was actually a bowl missing, glanced at Bai Haonan, and smiled at the product, that he approached cautiously in confusion: "...... you eat?"

Before he finished speaking, the fat old man had already grabbed the chopsticks at hand and smashed them over: "Nonsense......!

The thin old man hurriedly wiped his hands on the apron aggrievedly, picked up chopsticks from the ground and washed them twice and put them back, and added the things ordered by the guests to the bowl with hot noodles, braised meat, beef, fried eggs, etc., which were put in front of the guests one by one.

Isn't this the scene where I and Ah Wei open a noodle shop?

Two old bunnies!

Bai Haonan thinks it's very exciting, if he agrees to be with Ah Wei, maybe he will become such a state that the whole world doesn't like in the future, hahaha.

So I don't blame the fat old man for not cooking noodles for himself, and sitting on the innermost stool with a smile to watch the excitement, but this one looks like two or three hours, because Bai Haonan's focus has also shifted from these two strange old men to the endless stream of diners.

Obviously, this noodle stall is the place where the staff in the large area of various places outside in the middle of the night like to come, from the dressed soldiers, police, security guards, greeters, mommy to managers, The boss, and even the flamboyant lady and the cowherd with dyed blonde hair and curly hair all came in one after another to eat noodles, without exception, no one made a noise, no one made a fuss, it was a group of seven or eight fat old men who asked one by one to cook a pot, and he didn't bother to do anything if one or two people were there, he sat on the counter and smoked and let go, always looking like he didn't know what he was thinking.

The thin old man was busy collecting money and washing dishes before and after, anyway, except for cooking noodles, he was doing everything else, and he was the most tired but he was always beaten and scolded by the fat old man.

The guests seemed to be commonplace, no one laughed or watched the excitement, and there was nothing uncomfortable with the fat old man picking up a big spoon from the dirty ground and continuing to serve noodles.

Bai Haonan was very interesting to watch, and felt that this place was different from the society he had experienced before.

All of them were different from the ones they had met before.

Probably waited for the seventh or eighth round, the fat old man finally asked Bai Haonan what he was eating, so much so that he almost choked, and when he remembered to order beef noodles, the fat old man had already closed the lid of the pot with a blank face, and the diners in front of him all looked at Bai Haonan, who had not eaten, and finally showed some gloating expressions.

Of course, in the next round, Bai Haonan still ate this bowl of fragrant beef noodles, to be honest, for him who has been floating abroad for so long, this bowl of beef noodles that seems to have the taste of his hometown finally made Bai Haonan tears soak out some of them, of course, he thinks that the spicy pepper pepper in it is a little too much, and when he finally drank all the noodle soup, his whole body was hot, and the feeling of depression near the early morning was completely lost.

It was almost a little bright in the sky, and the fat old man climbed up the small ladder to the upper compartment to sleep with an eternal angry face, leaving the thin old man to clean up the mess, and the old man in the flower shirt of the sissy peeked at Bai Haonan who had been sitting in it a lot of times, and finally got closer and asked: "You are Ah Long ......"

As soon as he spoke, the attic above let out a raging curse: "What are you making waves again! Get up and sleep...... If you want to stay here, you will do things for Lao Tzu!"

So in Bai Haonan's laughter, the thin old man climbed up the small ladder with an apologetic face, leaving Bai Haonan, who had never done housework, facing this messy mess, looking at the sky outside that was slowly white, and yawning a few times in a row, of course he didn't have the habit of doing things, looked around and found a folding recliner in the corner of the wall with satisfaction, put it at the door, grabbed a few tissues and moistened the water on his face, covered his face to block the light, and looked up to nap, but before falling asleep, in addition to looking at Ada lying on his side, the man and dog nodded in unison, and adjusted the angle of the two pistols on the lower waist to facilitate pulling them out at any time, because there are occasional figures on the street, revealing an eerie atmosphere.

Bai Haonan, who rarely watches TV movies, certainly can't describe this special taste that is a bit similar to the small town in the extralegal land in Hollywood westerns.

He wore a gray-green T-shirt, pants and slippers, and slept on the side of the road.

Having a gun in your waist is the reason why most men love gunfire.

Especially after Bai Haonan has been practicing like this for a few days, he has a little self-confidence, and he feels even more stiff.