Chapter 13 On the Importance of Making a Living

I ate two chicken legs in a row, but my stomach is still a little hungry, how can I break it?

The long journey is really physically demanding.

In normal times, if Yang Mu eats two chicken legs for Lao Hei in one meal, he will definitely not make trouble.

But not now, although Yang Mu has only run twenty kilometers, the two chicken legs still can't withstand the consumption of the body itself.

There is still so much to go that it is absolutely impossible not to maintain sufficient physical strength.

Then keep begging!

It's a long and narrow town, and it's not just the barbecue stand that does the night market.

Yang Mu didn't go far, and found several night market stalls connected together, some selling barbecue and stir-fried vegetables.

After the barbecue stall incident just now, Yang Mu found a little way to beg.

First of all, it seems useless to stare at the owners of these stalls begging.

For these black-hearted bosses who only care about making money, they are all very picky, and what they think about is making money, who cares about the life or death of a dog.

Secondly, begging also depends on the object.

Yang Mu has figured it out thoroughly, some people are born to like small animals, while some people are born to hate small animals, and more people are indifferent to animals.

For the latter two, it is useless to beg from them, and it is good not to be scolded.

You still have to find the first kind of person.

And it's better to find girls, relatively speaking, girls are more loving to animals.

Also, it's better to have a little bit of skills to make a living.

Specially trained blacks are not bad at skills, but the question is which skills are helpful for begging?

After thinking about it, Yang Mu had an idea.

The first trick has to be "I'll see that you're embarrassed".

This trick is definitely useful for caring people.

The second trick should be a few to sell cute.

As a dog owner, Yang Mu naturally paid attention to some pet-related posts, and he found that the most visited are those pictures and videos of cats and dogs selling cuteness, and one of the most pleasing tricks is "tilting the head to kill".

Well, the main seller of cuteness is to be killed with a crooked head.

The third trick is naturally to count the air to eat.

It's a great way to make sure you don't eat dusty food, and it's easy to get diners excited and make them throw more food over.

These three tricks should be enough.

Alas, after becoming a dog, it becomes more and more undisciplined!

However, compared to survival, is the festival a god?

Besides, now that I'm a dog, why do I have to be disciplined?

Yang Mu quickly figured it out, and he decided to start trying his own begging Dafa.

Facts have proved that as long as you have the ability and master the method, even if you are a dog, it is not difficult to fill your stomach.

As the meal passed, these late-night food stalls began to liven up.

Yang Mu began to wander from stall to stall to find a suitable begging partner.

He found that it is easy to tell if a person really likes a dog or not, as long as he observes carefully, which can be seen from the way they look at themselves and their expressions.

After all, the current Yang Mu has both human observation and dog instinct.

Dogs are sensitive to the sense of whether they are friendly to humans or not.

His first attempt was a huge success.

As he judged, girls are more loving to dogs.

Yang Mu sat down in front of a girl with a very friendly gaze, "I can see that you are embarrassed" As soon as the trick was cast, the girl took a piece of meat from the plate and threw it out.

After a piece of meat is in the stomach, the trick of "tilting the head to kill" is used, and another piece of meat reaches the mouth.

Yang Mu was tired of playing with the girl, and the girl was amused.

"It's gone, it's really gone, I don't have anything to eat myself. ”

At the end of the game, Yang Mu realized that he seemed to be a little unkind, and he only stared at a girl begging.

Bye-bye!

Yang Mu turned to another target.

In this way, Yang Mu wandered around several stalls for more than half an hour, and his stomach was full.

In the course of his energetic performance, even some male diners joined in the process of feeding him.

As a disciplined dog, Yang Mu also insisted on two things.

First, I resolutely refuse to eat the meat that has been bitten.

Hmph, don't you still make me eat people's saliva? Unless it's a very beautiful girl who has bitten it!

The second is to resolutely refuse to eat the food that has fallen to the ground.

Of course, this insistence is that he has already mastered the skills to make a living.

If you're really hungry, you're a fart!

Alas, it seems that whether you are a human or a dog, it is really important to master a livelihood skill!

It's a pity that when I was a man, the only skill I could make a living was to write some unpopular online novels, which were still so dirty.

After filling his stomach, Yang Mu continued to embark on the return journey.

After walking for half an afternoon, I only walked 20 kilometers, which is still far from home, and I have to travel a little more.

After leaving the town, there was no street lamp, and the light quickly became dim, but this did not affect Yang Mu too much.

Yang Mu once read a piece of information that said that dogs' night vision ability is 5 times that of humans, only slightly worse than cats.

Therefore, under the light of the faint starlight, the nocturnal walk did not cause him much trouble.

The only thing that made Yang Mu feel unhappy was that the night walk was too lonely.

This was originally just a township road, Yang Mu walked all the way during the day, there were not many people and cars encountered, as soon as it was night, the road was even more deserted, after coming out of the town, Yang Mu walked four or five kilometers, in addition to encountering two motorcycles, he did not meet a shadow on the road.

What makes Yang Mu feel even more strange is that in a place like the countryside, obviously many families have dogs, why did he pass by so many people at night, and basically didn't meet a few dogs?

Aren't all people in the countryside keeping their dogs outside to watch over their homes?

Why is that?

Soon he understood why.

When he passed another house, he finally saw an old man sitting at the gate smoking a dry cigarette, and a local dog was lying next to him.

At this moment, a woman's voice came from the house: "Old man, you don't come in and sleep! ”

Holy, stealing dogs!

Yang Mu was taken aback.

He knew what a dog thief meant to him as a dog now.

It means death.

It is conceivable that when he walks on the road at night, as long as a car or a motorcycle comes in front of him or behind him, it is very likely that a poison dart will suddenly fly towards him, and then he will die immediately.

After a few rounds of fighting with people during the day, Yang Mu was now confident that he could dodge the pursuit of hoes and wooden sticks, but he didn't think he had the ability to dodge the sudden darts.

Even if he is a very nimble border collie.

He originally wanted to take advantage of his physical strength to travel for a while at night and run to a small county town to rest again, but now he immediately gave up this idea.

Don't lose your life!