Da Niu smoked a cigarette, I made tea, and he slowly talked about the situation of Yuzhi-

Yuzhi often didn't find a dog in the township government, and when he returned home, he was angry with his third sister-in-law: This slut is really angry!

In fact, it is no wonder that Yuzhi is angry, every morning at four or five o'clock, the diligent third sister-in-law goes to knock on the monk's door, the third sister-in-law justifiably goes to buy vegetables for the monk to make breakfast, wash clothes, chant scriptures, she also goes to morning class, and the third sister-in-law says that she believes in Buddhism. It makes Yuzhi read, write some articles or miscellaneous comments and the like this night, and the people who go to bed at two or three o'clock in the morning are becoming more and more unbearable.

But at four or five o'clock in the morning, the old black dog who had been with him for seven or eight years in Yuzhi's house hated to look outside the gate on time, barking like estrus, Yuzhi knew that it was the slut of the third sister-in-law, and she came to find the monk again, even the old dog in the family seemed to be human, and the third sister-in-law came to find Yuzhi before, and the old dog was so happy that he jumped around and shook his head and tail. But now, as soon as the old black dog heard the footsteps of the third sister-in-law passing by the door, he deliberately slowed down the lightened footsteps, and he also barked with a keen sense of smell. Because of the sound of footsteps, this old black dog is too familiar, people say that the ears of dogs are more spiritual than the ears of dead people! The old dog seems to be scolding the third sister-in-law for Yuzhi.

This old black dog and Jade depend on each other for their lives.

Yuzhi was woken up by the old black dog who was guarding the owner at this time, and the barking of the old dog covered up the knocking sound of the third sister-in-law, and even over time, the monk did not have to wait for the third sister-in-law to knock on the door, as soon as he heard the barking of the old dog, he opened the door, and led the third sister-in-law into the door with a smile.

Yuzhi sometimes stands on the bamboo ladder next to the wall next to the wall, his head sticks out slightly higher than the wall, like the old spies in the movie are monitoring, peeking straight into the Tianhou Palace, as soon as he sees the scene of the monk and the third sister-in-law, Yuzhi scolded in his heart: "Old mad dog, this slut, a third-rate lowly monk." ”

After Yuzhi finished scolding, he sulked to himself: Why does this ** prefer to go to this monk's side? And rain or shine, can't you sometimes go to the wrong door and enter our door? This door has never been locked.

Every time I think of this, I also remember that before the monk came, the third sister-in-law took the money to ask Yuzhi to have sex with her! Yuzhi couldn't get angry in her heart, so she picked up the broom behind the door and beat the loyal old dog, the old black dog obediently didn't dare to make a sound, stared at the dog's eyes helplessly looked at the almost crazy Yuzhi, lowered his head and shook his head and walked away in amusement, not daring to bark, the dog's tail was also tucked between the two hind legs, and walked in a circle. The old dog seemed to protest aggrievedly: How did you vent your resentment on me.

That's the case, the location of the Tianhou Temple in Sanyuan Village is at the southwest end of the village, and the four-point gold old house left by the ancestor of the jade is next to the Tianhou Temple, and there is only a wall more than two meters high in the middle, and there are no other houses around two or three hundred meters, but in the north of the jade house, there is a towering banyan tree and the jade as a companion, and the roots of the tree also unceremoniously extend to the roof of the jade, the southwest end of the village, slightly secluded.

Yuzhi has been looking for Ah Gou'er several times, and he often told the villagers that this monk is a fake monk, drinking wine and eating meat to mess with the relationship between men and women, and he is not a monk at all. But Tianhou Temple is in a secluded place in the southwest of the village, except for the fifteenth day of the new year or the day of worship, there are few villagers who usually come, so Yuzhi's words, the villagers are only half-convinced, but they feel that Yuzhi is nosy, and the third sister-in-law is no longer good with him, and Yuzhi said bad things about the third sister-in-law, it seems that there is really a mental problem.

Listening to the villagers, there is something wrong with Yuzhi's psychology, and it is indeed the same, before the monk came, the third sister-in-law came to the jade house in a few days, and the jade traveled to the clouds and rain, and every time Yuzhi finished having sex with the third sister-in-law, he wrote the sex process into a erotic novel, and published it on the Internet, and there were still many fans. In the process of writing the novel, Yuzhi is reliving the process of having sex with the third sister-in-law, the taste of this imagery makes Yuzhi get another kind of enjoyment in the spiritual world, and makes Yuzhi feel that it is more comfortable than doing it with the third sister-in-law! Every time I thought of this, I screamed unconsciously, and every time I got my face red and my ears red, and I was sweating hot.

Of course, every time I write this romance novel, I also make my lifeline as hard as a stick, until the sperm bursts out, and I feel enjoyable. After finishing it, Yuzhi regretted that he shouldn't do it, for fear of hurting his body, so he wished that the third sister-in-law could come every day without having to imagine the aftertaste. In normal times, every time Yuzhi and the third sister-in-law have sex, they let the third sister-in-law take contraceptive pills, and the third sister-in-law has always carried contraceptive pills, Yuzhi is afraid that something will happen and it will be difficult to end, so the third sister-in-law has never been pregnant.

These can be searched in Yuzhi's personal space on the Internet, and Yuzhi has just changed his name, and there is no secret.

But since the monk Buzhen came, the third sister-in-law didn't come!

Yuzhi also lost his passion, and stopped writing romance novels for several months. As soon as he saw that the third sister-in-law was wearing a suit skirt that was only about 30 or 40 centimeters long or hot pants that were in vogue and exposed her long white legs, she sat in the monk's car with a smile and let the monk take her out.

Yuzhi stood at the gate, looking at the arrogant faces of the monk and the third sister-in-law, and the expression of disdain for him, he gritted his teeth and scolded the adulterer slut, and saw the hand of the monk sitting in the car touching the third sister-in-law's big white leg, so he was so angry that he picked up the broom again, beat the old black dog, and scolded while beating: he would not bite off the monk's object, and the old dog helplessly "Wang, Wang" barked.

In the past, the third sister-in-law's big white legs, but only let him touch the jade, and the jade one touched the third sister-in-law's big white legs, and his heart was itchy.

Therefore, now it is normal for Yuzhi to hate the third sister-in-law, the monk, and the dog! It is all the fault of the stinky dog of the dog, and the third sister-in-law, the slut, is too ruthless, liking the new and hating the old.

Once, Yuzhi was really angry, and before the third sister-in-law entered the gate of Tianhou Palace, Yuzhi stopped her and asked the third sister-in-law:

"Why do you forget the past? Isn't the monk younger than me? Is it really that good?"

The third sister-in-law said coldly: "Do you know how to use your tongue? What about the monk's tongue? He can do it for an hour or two, and he is much better than you! There are more tricks, look, the two hemispheres on the chest are bigger than before, and every time he finishes it, he still gives me money, what about you? Do you want me to give money and beg you." ”

Yuzhi greedily lifted the bra to the third sister-in-law's exposed twin peaks, and was about to grab it with her hands, but the third sister-in-law immediately put on the bra again, hanging Yuzhi's appetite, and Yuzhi scolded: "You slut! I'll tell Dahan when he comes back." ”

The third sister-in-law said: "Say it, whatever you want, anyway, it's no good for you, you also have a share, if you are in a hurry, I will go to Ah Gou'er to accuse you of rape." What are you? The dog is still going to build a temple on a few acres of land for the monk. ”

After the third sister-in-law finished speaking, she put aside Yuzhi's hand on her chest, ignored Yuzhi, and went straight into the monk's door, without looking at Yuzhi, with a look of disdain. The monk was also standing at the door of his room at this time, looking at this scene, he arrogantly cast a contemptuous look at Yuzhi, who was so angry that his face was so blue that he almost hit his head against the wall. When he returned to the gate of his house, he chased and beat the old black dog with a broom, and beat the old black dog as a monk, and the old dog looked at Yuzhi with resentment.

In the eyes of the third sister-in-law, there is no reason for Jade to hate the monk. Monk Buzhen was personally brought by the secretary of Sanyuan Village, Ah Gou'er, as a god alliance, and he should respect him well by virtue of his efforts to do things for the month and month in our village, reciting Ami every day, and keeping Sanyuan Village smooth and peaceful, safe and auspicious.

Of course, the third sister-in-law also knew that Ah Gou'er gave herself to the monk, and she also wanted to tie up the monk so that he could collect money for Ah Gou'er. But that's fine, firstly, I also have a salary, and secondly, the monk is three or four years younger than myself, it is when I am energetic, I am hungry, I am hungry, a dog is rude, Dahan is basically not good, although Yuzhi is a little pity for jade, but compared to the monk, it is not wild enough.

So as soon as the third sister-in-law had the first time with the monk, she couldn't forget that the monk had sex with her, and every time the monk finished something, she gave her a thousand hundreds. The monk also often took her out to fight in the suburbs, sometimes in the car, always changing tricks to make her enjoy the fun and comfort of ****, and even sometimes introduced her to other younger monks.

The third sister-in-law is really like a fish in water, and she desperately found it back after all the years that Dahan had been delayed. Of course, throwing away Yuzhi, that's normal, as for Ah Gou'er, the third sister-in-law can't break it, she still has to swallow her anger and let Ah Gou'er vent her animal love, Ah Gou'er is the secretary! Yuzhi can't be compared with Ah Gou'er, so I have to leave Yuzhi. Alas, people are under low walls, who dares not to bow their heads.

Yuzhi, a so-called literati who thought he was a little cultured, was ruthlessly abandoned by his third sister-in-law, a rural woman! He asked himself in his heart: "Could it be that educated people are not as good as bullshit in this country? In this day and age, culture is no longer valuable? It is not as good as this fake monk? And Ah Gou'er is playing the card of culture to the outside world? Is it really a coincidence?"

Yuzhi muttered to himself, and then began to doubt himself, could it be that they are all readers, aren't they?

Yuzhi put all his anger on Ah Gou'er, thinking about the words of the third sister-in-law, he was so angry that he slammed his hand on the door frame, so painful that he barked a few times, and the old black dog also barked, Yuzhi sent his anger to the old dog, and hit the old black dog's head with a broom, scolding while beating: "Look at you with your tongue, with your tongue!"

The old black dog desperately broke the rope, bit Yuzhi hard, ran away like crazy, and screamed all the way away.

After the old dog of the Jade Family ran away like crazy, Yuzhi also began to go crazy.

Yuzhi heard the third sister-in-law say that Ah Gou'er was also going to build a monk's palace temple on a few acres of land for the monk, and decided in his heart that he wanted to find Ah Gou'er theory, and even had to mobilize the villagers to stop it.

As soon as Ah Gou'er took office last year, he immediately used the land in the village to develop two houses without any formalities and sold them to the villagers.

Yuzhi decided to go to the eighth uncle, the previous village secretary.

When the eighth uncle saw the arrival of Yuzhi's nephew, he asked Yuzhi to sit on a bamboo chair, and he built a charcoal stove to boil water and prepare to make gongfu tea. Uncle Eight still retains the use of fine stove to burn charcoal, with a small pottery pot to boil water to make tea, he said that the tea brewed in this way tastes better, is a good tradition left by the ancestors.

Yu Zhi saw that the eighth uncle used this charcoal stove to make a fire, and a wisp of black smoke rose at the beginning, and his mood was like this black smoke, depressed and uncomfortable. Seeing that the eighth uncle used a small bamboo tube to blow air on the charcoal stove, and used a homemade small feather fan lined with three pages of goose feathers, constantly facing the ventilation hole under the charcoal stove, and the porphyry fanned hard, he couldn't help but say:

"Eighth uncle, can you change to an electric one? ”

The eighth uncle said: "I'm used to the kind of ancestors, I don't want to change miles, don't worry, if you have something, just say it directly, how good, I'll listen." ”

Yuzhi said helplessly: "Don't worry, don't worry, I'm in a hurry! I heard that Ah Gou Yi is going to give the monk a few acres of land to build a temple, have you heard of it?"

The eighth uncle said slowly: "I don't care about the affairs of the township anymore, he can do whatever he wants, the last time he developed the two residential buildings, he didn't have the final say." Whoever it is for, and how much money is per square meter? It is all his own business, and who dares to speak out among other cadres? Even if there is an objection, it is tantamount to mentioning it in vain, and it is useless. grabbed the big teeth of the infrastructure, and mentioned that it seemed to be an illegal building, so he was removed from his post by A Gou'er, and he was changed to health, and the infrastructure called the chandelier brother to be responsible. In this way, Ah Gou'er and the chandelier brother single-handedly covered all the supply of building materials. Here, who knows how many kickbacks they took from them?

Uncle Eight's charcoal stove finally stopped smoking, which means that the charcoal in this small furnace has been completely ignited. Only then did the eighth uncle lift his crepe-covered face, looked at the anxious Yuzhi and continued:

"Could it be that when he became the secretary and village head, the land in the township was his? Not so Keyi, right? The last time these two houses were developed, it was said that the money earned was used to strengthen the school and maintain the status of the township as a school in the center of the town, which is quite an exaggeration. But now, what is the name of this monk to build a temple? I don't think it's that easy. However, I am an old party member, and I don't cause chaos to the government, and I don't ignore it. Anyway, the government still has to take care of it, I'm old, you better go to the town government. ”

The eighth uncle put phoenix tea in the vermilion pot as he spoke, and as soon as the water boiled, the eighth uncle began to brew tea.

Yu Zhi saw that the old secretary with a sense of justice was powerless, and it was impossible for him to change the situation in the township. reported Ah Gou'er and his gang with his real name, and the fake monk and Da Hanmu secretly ran away first, and Ah Gou'er and the chandelier brother were also suspended and waited for the organization to deal with them. However, Ah Gou'er said to Da Han that Yuzhi molested his wife, drove his wife away, and found someone to beat Yuzhi violently every other day.

Yuzhi couldn't stand Dahan's entanglement and the torture of a dog, and was bitten by the crazy old dog, so he went crazy. The villagers said that he was crazy, and he ran away without a trace. Some of these situations were said by Da Han to the fifth brother, and some were said by Yu Zhi after he went crazy, and the villagers passed it around, and almost everyone knew it.

Da Niu talked so much in one breath, which made me a little breathless, speechless, and depressed for a while, like an old virgin who wanted to marry but couldn't. The two of them went back to Luhu.