Chapter 602: The Immortals Are Asleep So Late
Liu Zixuan's casual muttering didn't matter, but it made the man's face look ugly.
When the middle-aged couple was about to speak, the man scolded: "Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, we are authentic jargon!"
Liu Zixuan took a puff of his cigarette, sneered and said, "What, liars also have jargon?"
"You're a liar!"
The man immediately walked towards Liu Zixuan angrily, grabbed Liu Zixuan's arm, and said to the middle-aged couple: "You two come to comment, is what I just said wrong?"
"Nope."
"Little brother, I know you mean the same thing, but what this master said is really right. ”
Hearing this, Liu Zixuan looked at the middle-aged couple: "Two, you beat a child five years ago, right?"
"This ...... This ......" The middle-aged woman hesitated for a moment and nodded.
"It shouldn't be a normal miscarriage. Liu Zixuan asked again.
"It seems that you are also a master. The middle-aged man simply pulled Liu Zixuan to their table and sat down together: "To tell you the truth, there was an incident at home five years ago that caused my wife to have a miscarriage, and she barely saved her life." ”
"But since then, I haven't been able to get pregnant again. ”
"I've figured this out, but since it's someone else's scar, how can I bring it up!" muttered the little stick man next to him.
Liu Zixuan glanced at the little god stick with disdain, and then said to the middle-aged couple: "This eldest sister is unable to have children because of the last miscarriage, which hurts the root, in this case, ordinary earthwork is nothing, if I am not mistaken, you must have found a lot of doctors." ”
"That's right. The middle-aged man nodded, and then sighed deeply, thinking that this was also the pain of their lives.
"What hurts the root, it's pure nonsense!" The little god stick glanced at it and said very solemnly: "Two, in fact, this is the so-called karma, reincarnation is a normal reincarnation, but because of your affairs, that child was not born and returned to hell. ”
"Then you can no longer have children, this is God's punishment for you, and it is also to tell you again, to cherish life, just now I hesitated so much, in fact, because if I help you, you have to go against the sky, let God forgive you The premise, I have to lose my life!"
"It's so serious!" The middle-aged couple was really frightened by the little magic stick.
Liu Zixuan sneered: "Why don't you say that you can go to hell and change the book of life and death directly?"
"What's so difficult about this!" The little god stick smiled proudly: "Tell you, when my ancestor comes up, he will go to hell, even if he goes to heaven to drink a glass of wine with the Jade Emperor!"
"I've seen too much of Journey to the West!" Liu Zixuan immediately retorted: "It's both the underworld and the heavenly court, if there are really immortals, you drag one down and I'll take a look." ”
"I ...... He ...... "The little god stick swallowed for a long time, and said with a red face: "It's so late, the fairy must be asleep, and tomorrow I will invite the ancestor down and beat you!"
Liu Zixuan glanced at the little god stick angrily, and then looked at the middle-aged woman: "Don't listen to his nonsense, if there is really a reincarnation of the Heavenly Dao, then why don't you see good people live long and bad people live short lives!"
"This little brother, you can't say that, this master has just calculated the affairs of our family, and it is indeed very accurate. The middle-aged man said.
Liu Zixuan pursed his lips, he didn't figure out how the little god stick guessed correctly.
Walking to the front desk, and the waiter asked for a pen and paper, Liu Zixuan wrote down a prescription for treating a middle-aged woman's illness.
walked to the table and handed it over, and said: "These are two prescriptions, follow the first prescription to grab medicine, first condition the body for a week, and then follow the second prescription to treat, before the end of this year, there will be good news for you." ”
The middle-aged man at this time believed Liu Zixuan, after all, what he just said was extremely professional, and what he proposed was also surprising to them.
As soon as he saw that the money-making opportunity in his hand was pried away by Liu Zixuan, the little god stick was immediately unhappy: "Two, you have thought about it, there are many liars these days, don't let this guy fool you." Having children is a big life event!"
"This ......" The middle-aged man hesitated, believing Liu Zixuan, and while he didn't question the little god stick.
"I don't take a penny from this prescription!" Liu Zixuan finished speaking, and looked at the little god stick with a smile.
The little god stick smacked for a moment: "If it's really a good thing, how can you not charge money, as the old saying goes, what you give for nothing is waste." ”
"Then you can give your secret recipe to this couple, they will definitely take it to the doctor, presumably let the doctor take a look at it in the future, and you can know which of us is more useful!"
Liu Zixuan squinted his eyes at the little god stick and asked meaningfully, "Do you dare?"
"I ...... Ouch......" The little god stick blushed, glanced around and quickly covered his stomach: "I'll go to the bathroom first, and I'll settle accounts with you when I come out!"
With that, he ran to the bathroom on the side.
No matter how stupid the middle-aged couple is, they can distinguish it at this time, and thank Liu Zixuan again and again.
took out a bank card from his pocket: "Little brother, here is 500,000." ”
"I said, I won't take a penny. Liu Zixuan said with a smile: "Looking at you like this, you should be in a hurry to go back to deal with things, and keep the money for business." ”
"This ...... How embarrassing is this!" Liu Zixuan's generosity made the middle-aged couple a little embarrassed.
Liu Zixuan didn't say anything more, left this side and walked back to his seat.
The middle-aged couple glanced at each other, both with a look of surprise, after all, there has never been a son and a half daughter, which really distressed them, but they didn't expect to rush overnight and meet such a good person as Liu Zixuan.
After another thank-you, the middle-aged couple settled the account and hurried away.
After the food came up, Liu Zixuan lowered his head and ate.
In his opinion, this is just a small episode in the journey south.
About three or four minutes later, the little god stick suddenly appeared in front of Liu Zixuan again.
After sitting down, I took the chicken wings and began to eat them.
"I said you want to have a face?" Liu Zixuan scolded angrily.
"You don't want to be faced!" The little god stick slapped the table: "My mother stayed up for most of the night, and finally met someone who could fool, you are good, three or two sentences robbed my business, what's the matter, I am still wrong to eat a few chicken wings from you?"
"You are so cheap, you are easy to be beaten and you can't take care of yourself, do you believe it?" Liu Zixuan put down his chopsticks and said with a playful smile.
ps: The fourth update, someone asked if the plot would be complicated later, Ye Zi replied solemnly, no, but it will be very cool, very cool, very cool!
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