Chapter 222: A Funny Advertisement Without Discipline

A few days later, the scarf of Liuxi Company suddenly released a message, successfully inviting domestic first-line stars, Su Cong to endorse Liuxi Drink, and at the same time, filming and producing promotional advertisements with the same name. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Underneath the scarf message, a promotional advertising video was directly put in.

In a matter of moments, the overwhelming propaganda on the Internet was launched.

Online advertising is much cheaper than traditional media publicity.

Of course, the publicity of Liuxi Company will not be less than the publicity of traditional media, including TV stations, subway station billboards, and so on.

He Bing rested today and was bored on the Internet at home.

Inadvertently, on the scarf, I saw an advertisement about the Liuxi scarf.

I clicked on it immediately, and this is a video.

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The square is decorated with a Christmas tree, next to the endorsement advertisement of Liuxi, the staff of Liuxi is doing activities, and passers-by come to watch in twos and threes, ready to write their Christmas wishes and hang them on the tree.

Liuxi staff: Welcome to participate in the Qixi Christmas Tree Wishing Activity, you can write down any wishes you have

Liu Xiaojian and Xiao Zhao, that is, the second female number, appeared in the crowd at the same time, and took the yellow five-pointed star sticker of the Liuxi personnel and prepared to write their wishes.

Liu Xiaojian wrote his wish on a piece of paper: "I want to travel back in time. ”

After Xiao Zhao finished writing his wishes, he inadvertently found Liu Xiaojian, who was hanging his wishes on the tree next to him.

"Hey, why are you here? What is your wish?"

Liu Xiaojian: "I want to travel back in time. ”

They squeezed out the crowd while talking, Liang Xuri chatted with his friend's mobile phone and Liu Xiaojian at the same time;

Liu Xiaojian: "It's just a wish, and you don't have to take it seriously." ”

As soon as the words fell, Liu Xiaojian suddenly disappeared.

Xiao Zhao turned his head with a blank and surprised expression. 、

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Bedroom, antique.

The moon was hanging high outside the house, and when I heard the sound of watching, it was already the second watch.

In the room, a boudoir was dressed in the Qing Dynasty, and a somewhat large woman (Liang Xuri) was sleeping soundly with her back to the edge of the bed.

Liu Xiaojian fell from the sky and landed in the room.

The sound of vibration made Liang Xuri turn around and fall asleep with his head up.

Liu Xiaojian got up a little inexplicably and looked around.

"What's the matter, did I cross over. ”

Liu Xiaojian couldn't help but retreat backwards in fright, but unexpectedly touched the edge of the bed, and then lay on Liang Xuri's body along the bed.

Liang Xuri was woken up by the heavy pressure.

glanced at Liu Xiaojian, his eyes widened, and he had a frightened expression.

"Ah...... It's indecent!"

Liu Xiaojian looked at Liang Xuri, with a blank and scoundrel expression.

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Ancient Hall.

The room was decorated with a festive scene, and two elderly people in their sixties sat in the high hall, with calm expressions accepting the bows of their daughters and sons-in-law.

Wedding celebrant: Second visit to parents...... Husbands and wives worship each other

Liu Xiaojian looked at Liang Xuri with an unwilling expression.

Liang Xuri was very happy to 'worship husband and wife'.

The person next to him pushed the groom: "Bye!"

Liu Xiaojian still looked extremely reluctant.

The ads continued.

Go back to the square lottery to make a wish.

Liuxi staff: "Welcome to the Qixi Christmas Tree Wishing Activity, you can write down any wishes you have." ”

Xiao Zhao: "Hey, why are you here, what is your wish." ”

Liu Xiaojian: "I want to travel through ......"

Suddenly, a strange man grabbed Liu Xiaojian's hand and looked at him very seriously: "Wait......"

Liu Xiaojian turned his head and glanced at the strange man: "Who are you?"

The strange man took out a letter from his bosom: "This is a letter handed down from our family history, it is more than a thousand years old, my grandfather told me to give this letter to you today before the temporary time." ”

Liu Xiaojian took the letter and read it silently in his heart. At the same time, the advertising scene changed to ancient times, Liu Xiaojian was wearing a wedding dress, in the new room with Liang Xuri, putting his hat on the table, and seriously writing a letter to his future.

"When you read this letter, I was making a difficult decision, do you know who I am? I am you. I am writing this letter to tell you that you must not make a wish, once you travel to ancient times, you will never be able to go back, and you will take a little Yueyue as your wife. Remember, remember. ”

After reading the letter, Liu Xiaojian felt ridiculous, and returned the letter to the strange man: "Are you playing a prank?"

The strange man had a blank and surprised expression on his face.

Liu Xiaojian: "Nothing can stop me from making a wish." ”

Liu Xiaojian hung his wish on the Christmas wishing tree, and after reading the letter, the strange man was surprised to see that Liu Xiaojian was still persistently hanging his wish on the forehead tree.

Ancient times.

Liu Xiaojian solemnly closed the letter he had just written: "This letter must be protected, and you must let your descendants hand it over to me." ”

Liu Xiaojian handed the letter to another person, breathed a sigh of relief and immediately lay down on the chair, there was a loud bang behind him, Liu Xiaojian turned his head, saw himself who had crossed over again, and Liu Xiaojian, who had crossed over, saw another self, and they looked at each other with the same surprised expression.

Scene replay, modern.

Liu Xiaojian: "You're playing a prank, right? Nothing can stop me from ......"

Before the words fell, another strange man came and patted Liu Xiaojian's left shoulder, and Liu Xiaojian turned his head.

Strange male second: "Slow, I still have a letter here." ”

Liu Xiaojian took the letter and asked, "Who are you? Could it be that this letter is also your family's ancestor?"

Strange male second: "That's right. ”

Ancient times.

Liu Xiaojian, who had crossed the room one after another, sat at the table and wrote letters together.

"This is definitely not a prank, you must not come here, there is nothing here except Xiao Yueyue, no computer, no Internet, not even toilet paper, you can do it yourself." ”

Modern Liu Xiaojian: "Inexplicable. ”

"Nothing can stop me...... Wish. ”

Through......

ancient times

Liu Xiaojian crossed one after another, glanced back at the three of them who had crossed over again, and at the same time: "Ahh......hhh ”

Modern Liu Xiaojian: "Inexplicably wonderful, nothing can stop me from ......." ”

At this time, a strange woman came from behind.

Strange Woman: "Wait a minute. ”

Liu Xiaojian: "And?"

The strange woman handed the letter to Liu Xiaojian.

In ancient times, Liu Xiaojian, who had crossed over one after another, sat at the table together to write letters.

"You idiot, why did you make a wish when you told you not to?ps: If you really want to make a wish, then help us bring some toilet paper. ”

Nowadays.

"Why am I getting more and more incomprehensible?"

Liu Xiaojian returned the letter to the strange woman.

"Nothing can stop me from making a wish. ”

With a whoosh, I traveled back to ancient times. Liu Xiaojian, who had crossed over before, asked at the same time, "Did you bring paper?"

Liu Xiaojian was speechless in surprise, just shook his head.

Liu Xiaojian, who had crossed over before, and the three of them at the same time: "Hey!"

Modern, scene replay.

At this time, another strange man patted Liu Xiaojian's left shoulder;

"We really need toilet paper, the bamboo skewers here are too difficult to use, in order to be afraid that you will forget, we specially asked the person in front of you to bring you some, and a box of drinks"

After reading the letter, the strange man stuffed the toilet paper and drink into Liu Xiaojian's hand, and Liu Xiaojian took the drink.

Whoosh through to antiquity.

Liu Xiaojian, who had crossed one after another, sat around the bed and waited, and saw himself holding toilet paper and drinks when he crossed over.

The four of them can't help but say: year. , they went to get the seven drinks they brought over. The four of them drank hungrily.

Nowadays.

Strange Male Five: "Wait a minute. ”

The strange man handed the letter to Liu Xiaojian, "Toilet paper is enough, can you bring a charger over?" ”

"I forgot to mention just now, we also need a flashlight, a computer, the latest games and DVDs, and a watch, we plan to dedicate the watch to the emperor, so that he can reward us with a few acres of land or something, so that we don't have to worry about the rest of our lives, we must come." ”

In modern times, Liu Xiaojian, who was extremely irritable, was extremely calm, glanced at the strange man who gave the letter, and said impatiently: "I'm not going." ”

Then they left, and the messenger looked at Liu Xiaojian, who was leaving, and looked at each other, as if they didn't know what to do.

Liu Xiaojian, who had traveled over in ancient times, gathered around the bed and waited anxiously for his arrival: "Why haven't you come yet, I'm in a hurry, we will count on him for the rest of our lives." ”

"Daddy, this is. ”

When Liu Xiaojian had no hope for the second half of his life, they began to think of other ways to try to make the second half of his life better.

So Liu Xiaojian and the five of them surrounded Liang Xuri, who was sitting at the table: "Come, make a wish!"

Liu Xiaojian handed the written note: "I want to travel to modern times" to Liang Xuri.

Liang Xuri took the note and looked at Liu Xiaojian, and then curiously pasted the note on the Liuxi drink.

Scenario five.

On the road where people come and go, vehicles shuttle endlessly, and people are walking on their own life tracks.

Occasionally, a pedestrian stopped and looked strangely at Liang Xuri's dress that did not match the times.

Next to the fountain on the side of the road, the two guys were sitting, Liu Xiaojian came over and threw a bottle of drink to each of them, at this time Liang Xuri had some thunderous images walking in front of them, and the three guys looked at Liang Xuri who walked over with a strange expression.

When Liang Xuri walked to a wall, Liu Xiaojian chased after him from behind.

Liu Xiaojian: "Miss, Miss." ”

Liang Xuri turned around: "What are you doing?"

At this time, Liu Xiaojian walked up to Liang Xuri: "Can I invite you to dinner?"

Liang Xuri was stunned for a moment, then immediately smiled shyly and embarrassedly, and then turned his face faster than turning a book, and asked very calmly: "Where to eat?"

In the restaurant, the male and female protagonists are specially dressed up, sitting and eating face to face, like all people in love, a romantic scene.

Since then, the hero and heroine have fallen in love, they go to the wild to fly kites together, go shopping together hand in hand, and go to clip dolls together, and the heroine is immersed in happiness.

In order to make her happy, the male protagonist will suddenly conjure up the snacks she likes to eat, and the male protagonist draws nude caricatures for the female protagonist, and they go to the cinema to watch a movie together and eat a box of popcorn together.

They live like all couples in love.

One day, in the car, the two couldn't control their physical desires, so they had sex.

In their love nest, Liang Xuri slept soundly, and the actor couldn't stand her snoring, so the snoring became a fuse, and Liu Xiaojian said the words that had been dull in his heart for a long time: "I want to break up with you." ”

The heroine cried in front of the mirror in the bathroom, she couldn't accept this cruel reality.

While crying, the heroine's body began to feel uncomfortable, and then she vomited, and she knelt down by the toilet and began to vomit non-stop.

A few months later, the heroine knocked on the door of the hero's house, the hero looked at the heroine's bulging belly, and looked at the heroine in embarrassment, at this time Xiao Zhao (the hero's current girlfriend) came out of the house again, Xiao Zhao glanced at the heroine's belly, and did not give the hero a chance to explain, maybe he didn't need to explain anything at all.

Xiao Zhao gave the male protagonist a slap in the face, so he ran out, and the male protagonist watched his girlfriend run out, and saw the heroine again, and didn't know what to do.

The actor is still responsible for his actions and marries the heroine as his wife.

On the operating table of the hospital, the heroine lies on it, and the male protagonist comforts the painful heroine next to her to give birth: "I can't do it...... I don't want to give birth...... You've let me die....... ”

"Endure it and it's over. ”

The heroine used all her strength to finally hear the child's cry.

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At home, the heroine sits in front of the computer playing games, and the male protagonist sits next to him with a sluggish expression, holding their child and holding a bottle to feed the child.

The child is about ten years old, the heroine and her son sit in front of the TV together to play games, they have a lot of fun together, and the male protagonist is mopping the floor with a mop.

When the child grew up and reached the age of marriage, he brought a girlfriend home.

"Dad, this is my girlfriend, we're getting married, give us the house. ”

The son ruthlessly kicked them out, and the hero and heroine left their home with their luggage in tow

They live dependent on each other, both of them are in their seventies, and the male protagonist cooks for his wife;

"It's coming, it's coming. ”

Finally, the heroine still fell ill.

In the hospital, the male protagonist held the heroine's hand, and the heroine said, "I feel very happy in this life, but there is one thing that I really don't understand." Why did you choose me in the first place?"

The actor shook his head and thought back to the past.

The scene was played, next to the fountain on the side of the road, two young men were sitting, Liu Xiaojian came over and threw a bottle of drink to each of them, at this time Liang Xuri walked in front of them with some thunderous images, and the three young men looked at Liang Xuri who walked over with a strange expression.

A guy: "Let's have some fun, shall we?"

Liu Xiaojian: "It's not easy to have fun, let's each open our own drink, if anyone wins the lottery, whoever will go to that girl, how about it?"

A guy: "Okay, that's a good idea." ”

Another guy: "You two are so boring, aren't you?"

Liu Xiaojian: "One, two, three, open." ”

"I didn't hit it. ”

"Neither did I. ”

At this time, the actor looked at his bottle cap in embarrassment, and the two guys looked at the actor and gloated: "Wow, another bottle." ”

Memories end, inside the hospital.

The heroine suddenly got up with a serious expression, "You stupid, don't you know that the winning rate of Liuxi is as high as 27%?"

After speaking, the heroine picked up the Six Joy drink next to the bed and opened the bottle cap; ”

The actor was shocked, and the heroine picked up another bottle of Liuxi: "Look, it's hit again!"

The actor fell down with remorse.

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That's 4000 words owed. Another chapter in the evening.,Let's release tomorrow's guaranteed update in advance! Tomorrow there is something to do during the day.。 (To be continued.) )