Chapter 60: What the Hell's Thinking?
I completed all the questions very smoothly and checked it again, and there was still half an hour before the paper was submitted.
If it weren't for the fact that the college entrance examination is not allowed to hand in papers in advance, Fang Xiaowu would even plan to go home directly.
Mistakes caused by carelessness?
Extreme concentration is a bug, and there is no such possibility.
At the end of the show, I walked out with the flow of people, and my ears were full of noisy arguments.
"Reading comprehension questions 18 and 19, what do you choose?"
"Those who have a country will succeed or fail. It's the most common kind of literary fiction, and you can get it wrong?"
"Did you answer the last two sentences of Xin Qiji's "Partridge Heaven: Generations of People"? I don't remember it!"
"Pigs, peaches and plums in the city beg for wind and rain, and chickens pick flowers in the spring!"
Poof!
When Leng Buding heard this, Fang Xiaowu suddenly burst out laughing!
Big brother, your talent shouldn't be wasted here, go and become a wandering......
"What are you laughing at? Mind sharing?"
was smiling muffled, Fang Xiaowu's left shoulder was tapped, and then a soft voice came from his ears.
When I looked back, the first thing I saw was the angry eyes of several boys, and then I found the person who patted me on the shoulder.
It was actually Liu Lianlian in the same examination room.
Strange, why was I accosted by a beautiful woman in the exam room again?
"Laughing fart and laughing, I don't know what I will do in the exam......"
"Eggs. ”
"Isn't it just to attract beautiful women? That girl is so simple. ”
Without waiting for Fang Xiaowu to answer, the "Chunshui Jun" who felt insulted muttered first, and sang and harmonized with his companions, and cooperated well.
According to common sense, at most, half of it is because of those two ridicules, and the remaining half is rooted in the hormones that are restless all the time in teenagers + the unknowingly thick of adolescence.
The current Fang Xiaowu is already quite resistant to beauties, so he suppressed his smile and responded generously.
"I'm laughing at Mr. Jiaxuan, the peaches and plums in the city are sad about the wind and rain, and the spring is in the brook and the cauliflower. The lyrics are too bold, presumably an old driver in the Southern Song Dynasty. ”
What the heck?
Liu Lianlian was confused when she heard this, and complained frantically in her heart, and then watched the two muttering boys hide their faces and run away, becoming more and more unable to understand the man's brain circuit.
But this did not prevent her from complimenting Fang Xiaowu with a smile.
"Surely you have no problem with the poem. Huang Huang has told me many times that her master is qualified to sprint for this year's provincial champion. How's it going, did you do well?"
The way she squinted her eyes was a bit like Su Ye, the kind of who pretended to be subtle but not exposed, but was actually completely exposed.
Paired with two small spiky tiger teeth...... Vampires want to eat?
"It's done. Fang Xiaowu nodded, and suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed ahead, "My mother is waiting for me over there, bye!"
If you sprinkle a girl, you will shine.
I also know that the big beauty has nothing to do, and she must ask for something, how did Su Ye get entangled?
It's a bloody experience......
"Hey!" Liu Lian couldn't breathe out, and stomped his feet in anger.
Fang Xiaowu crossed the blockade line and searched for nearly 200 meters along the road before finding his mother He Jing's taxi.
The sun was shining, He Jing was not sitting in the car, leaning on the door and looking from afar, the placket was soaked with sweat, and he didn't know how long he had been standing.
"Mom, why don't you sit in the car? You can't hold such a small scene, how can you do big things with me in the future?"
Fang Xiaowu complained jokingly, He Jing chuckled, and his nervous mood suddenly relaxed.
"You can do it yourself, Mom just watch. Looks like you're doing well?"
"It's all said it's a small scene!
According to the usual practice of bragging to cheer up his mother, Fang Xiaowu glanced over before getting into the car, and found that her back was completely soaked, and he couldn't help frowning.
"Well, you can rest at home in the afternoon, and I'll go by myself. The experiment is less than a 5-minute walk from our house, so it's not too much trouble to toss around!"
"How's that going to work?"
He Jing glared at her, and was about to refute, when she was suddenly stunned, stretched out her finger and pointed to the co-pilot's window, and asked, "Your classmate?"
Fang Xiaowu turned around in amazement, only to see Liu Lianlian standing in front of the window bent over, with her palms on her eyes, looking at herself with a click.
"There were so many people that I couldn't get a taxi. Fang Xiaowu, can you carpool?"
No!
Don't think I'm going to be fooled if you bend over and tempt me with a black half-cup cold cloth!
Gollum ......
Just as Fang Xiaowu was swallowing his saliva, He Jing rolled down the window and beckoned enthusiastically: "Girl, come up!"
Wait, didn't I refuse?
Fang Xiaowu only remembered a flower in front of him, and there was only black and white left in his field of vision, and by the time he reacted, Liu Lianlian had already opened the back seat door beautifully, got into the car and thanked He Jing.
"Thank you, master. ”
"This is my mom. Fang Xiaowu corrected angrily.
I said just now that my mother was waiting in front, so I don't believe she didn't hear it.
"Huh?" Liu Lian's surprise was just right, "Auntie, you are so young, I can't think of it at all......"
"Hehe, what is your name, classmate? Where do you live? Auntie will send you. Ouch, why didn't you bring an umbrella on this hot day? Look at the sweaty ...... in the sun."
He Jing was extremely enthusiastic, but which parent was in this position, they all reacted the same.
Look at Liu Lianlian's little appearance!
Sweating profusely, the sea of flowing water stained his forehead one by one, his face was red and he wanted to take a bite, but his eyes were still bright and full of vitality.
Is it because you're running too fast?
Fang Xiaowu complained fiercely, but He Jing next to him was already chatting with Liu Lianlian in full swing.
"Auntie, I'm from Class 8. My name is Liu Lianlian. ”
"No, no, Fang Xiaowu is good at studying, everyone in our grade knows him. ”
"Auntie, I'm causing you trouble!
"My mom and dad are busy with work, and besides, I can do it myself, how easy it is. ”
It's strange to believe you! You shouldn't have said something to your parents temporarily, and you deliberately chased after you, right?
Fang Xiaowu guessed randomly, and really guessed the truth of the matter for him.
Liu Lianlian watched him slip away, his eyes kept staring at him and never left, and he threw a sentence to his parents, and hurriedly chased after him, almost chasing after him.
As for why, children who have taken the college entrance examination understand that the difference is only whether they dare or not.
Fang Xiaowu can also guess a rough idea, that's why he doesn't want to see her so much.
Liu Lian didn't care so much, anyway, he had already stuck to it, he was embarrassed, coaxed He Jing all the way, and coaxed him to smile.
When he got out of the car, he saw the dagger.
"Auntie, thank you!Fang Xiaowu, what is your phone number? Will we go to the examination room together later? I'll invite you to eat melons!"
Which melon?
"My phone doesn't turn on. Fang Xiaowu raised his head innocently, "I'm afraid it will affect my mentality." ”
Perfect reason! Kudos to you!
As a result, He Jing waved his hand: "Tell me your WeChat account at mercy, and Auntie will pick you up later." ”
……
Fang Xiaowu looked at his mother speechlessly, people didn't pay attention to him at all, and looked at Liu Lianlian kindly.
The little vixen shook her head embarrassedly: "Auntie, don't be so troublesome, I'll just take a taxi to pick up Xiao Wu on the way, how crowded is it to park in the experiment?
After speaking, he glanced at Fang Xiaowu.
Fang Xiaowu sneered in his heart: "Small, who are you provoking? I really have to let my mother escort me, what's the matter?"
As a result, He Jing pondered, maybe he was afraid that his son would lose face, maybe it was because he thought about his previous proposal, or maybe there was some misunderstanding about the relationship between the two......
In short, in the end, she smiled and nodded in Fang Xiaowu's desperate gaze.
"Okay, you two will be together that afternoon, and I won't go. ”
Mom, what the hell are you thinking?!