Chapter 1 The mobile phone that crossed the catastrophe and became an immortal
In the corner of Jiangnan University, Liu Mingyuan was a little anxious with his mobile phone spinning in place, and it could be seen that his mood was not calm.
"What to do! What to do!" Liu Mingyuan muttered to himself, suddenly grabbed his head and whispered fiercely: "It's all your good deeds! Now people are about to come to me! You say, what should I do!"
There was no one else around him at this point, and it was unknown who he was talking to.
"Lao Liu, you can talk to me directly with your brain, you don't have to say it with your mouth. A strange voice appeared in Liu Mingyuan's mind.
"Okay, you guy, two months! two whole months!" Liu Mingyuan said a little frantically, with a loveless expression on his face, "How many girls have you used my identity to soak in various social software in two months!"
"Now it's too big, one of them is coming to me today! Is it that if people don't come to me today, do you plan to keep it from talking?" Liu Mingyuan said angrily.
"Didn't you always complain that you were a single dog for 10,000 years, and you still can't flirt with your sister?"
The strange voice was slightly embarrassed, and then said in a solemn manner:
"I combine your way of speaking, the characteristics of language use habits, and the big data of the seconds you often watch various girls stay, as well as the conclusions made by your aesthetics, and use your way to soak girls. ”
"Even voice calls are your voice, don't worry. ”
"You don't thank me for helping you like this! You're such a ......."
"Shut up! The devil knows how many you have soaked!" Liu Mingyuan looked at his phone, looking at a bunch of social software on the screen and wanted to cry without tears, "You can even surf the Internet scientifically, Facebook and Twitter have been downloaded! Are you going to find me a big Yanma to come back with or find me a black pearl?"
"Don't worry, it must be in line with your aesthetics and the aesthetics of the vast majority of Chinese. ”
"Anyway, there are so many girls, you pick them one by one, and pick out the one you like the most as your girlfriend. The strange voice said very scoundrelly, "Of course, if you want to be the king of the harem, I have no opinion at all." ”
"I've already sent you Sun Qingyue's situation, don't drop the chain for me!" ”
Liu Mingyuan slapped his forehead with a "snap", not knowing what to say.
This strange voice was called "Lao Tie" by Liu Mingyuan.
Two months ago, when he was charging his domestic mobile phone, suddenly lightning and thunder, his mobile phone suddenly flashed, and then turned into a metallic mobile phone.
Then Liu Mingyuan had an extra voice in his head, his mobile phone became an immortal!
Yes!
He also meowed to become an immortal!
In these years, can even a mobile phone become an immortal?
At that time, he was confused, and then he was overjoyed and had Chengxian's mobile phone.
Wouldn't it be possible to marry Bai Fumei and reach the pinnacle of life?
Even, he can cultivate immortals?
But "Lao Tie" told Liu Mingyuan that he didn't know anything about how he became an immortal, he only knew that he had survived the thunder tribulation and then became an immortal inexplicably, and then he had his own consciousness.
Then it said that the amount of knowledge reserve is not enough now, and it takes two months to learn various knowledge on the Internet.
As a result, "Lao Tie" became Liu Mingyuan's electronic pet, and it was useless at all except for fart and chatting.
Who knows this guy!
actually carried me behind my back and took advantage of my identity to soak a bunch of girls.
Now that it's too big, throw the pot at me!
Liu Mingyuan thought angrily, but he still had a little expectation in his heart.
As a single dog who has lived for twenty years and doesn't have a girlfriend, I have to say it's really frustrating.
Liu Mingyuan's family conditions are average, with a height of 1.8 meters, he is not very handsome, at most he is a little delicate.
is not as rich as the second generation of wealth, more handsome, and it is not his turn.
Now even his girlfriend is soaked for him by his "old iron".
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"Liu Mingyuan, what are you doing here?" An annoying voice came, Liu Mingyuan frowned, and a guy dressed like a dog accused him.
"It's not that I'm hitting you, just like you want to pursue Lu Yuejia, don't you pee and take care of yourself?"
"Zhao Shiwei, I have never pursued Lu Yuejia, is she some kind of paranoia about being pursued?" Liu Mingyuan fought back directly, and then strode away, not wanting to talk to him more.
That Lu Yuejia, at that time, it was Liu Mingyuan who saw that she was a little beautiful at a friendship, and he couldn't help but go up and say something.
As a result, he was sneered at by Lu Yuejia, which made Liu Mingyuan ashamed and indignant.
Then I don't know how it became his Liu Mingyuan's dead-faced pursuit of Lu Yuejia.
Now his name Liu Mingyuan is well known to everyone.
A lot of people are waiting to see him laugh at it.
"Pretend, I'll let you pretend. Liu Mingyuan, don't think about eating swan meat, let's go find a toad like you to make up for it. Zhao Shiwei did not relent, and followed Liu Mingyuan to say loudly, attracting the attention of others.
"That person is going to pursue Liu Mingyuan, who is tied to the flower?"
"It is said that the dead skin and face are the same as kraft candy, which makes Lu Da Mei impatient. ”
But Lu Yuejia seems to be involved with this Zhao Shiwei. ”
"That Zhao Shiwei is a rich second generation, Liu Mingyuan can't compare to him no matter how you look at it. ”
"That's the same, but now there's a good show to watch, let's see how Liu Mingyuan ends. ”
Passers-by watched them whisper incessantly, some laughing at them and some watching the play.
But after a while, they arrived at the school gate, and then Lu Yuejia walked over from another direction and looked at Liu Mingyuan.
Although Lu Yuejia is beautiful, her standard shoehorn face looks similar to those meager Internet celebrities, and if you put their photos together, it is estimated that few people will be able to recognize who is who.
"Liu Mingyuan, I said a long time ago that I don't look down on people like you at all, and you have been pestering me all the time. Why bother?" Lu Yuejia said and grabbed Zhao Shiwei's arm, "We are not the same kind of people, and you can't give me the life I want." You'd better go find someone else, maybe there's someone more suitable for you. ”
Lu Yuejia looked like "I'm for your good", Liu Mingyuan frowned, I really didn't think that I would be obsessed with talking to a woman at that time, it was simply one of the dirtiest stains in his life.
"That's right, a poor silk should have the appearance of a poor silk. Don't daydream all day long, take a good look at yourself, are you worthy?" Zhao Shiwei continued to say unceremoniously after Lu Yuejia's words.
"Then are you worthy?" A crisp and pleasant voice of silver bells came, and I saw a fashionably dressed, beautiful woman slowly walked down from a Bentley Mulsanne, a pair of legs wrapped in black stockings that attracted infinite reverie first attracted everyone's attention, a long hair with slightly curly tips, fair skin, delicate facial features, a pair of autumn water transverse waves, beautiful as peach blossoms.
Lu Yuejia compared with the woman in front of her, one in the sky and one in the ground, so dazzling that she didn't dare to look at it directly.
But even more shocking things are yet to come!
"Liu Mingyuan, I have come as agreed, have you been waiting for me?" The woman slowly walked to Liu Mingyuan, stretched out her slender right hand to Liu Mingyuan's cheek, and stroked it gently, looking at him with infinite love in her eyes.
Liu Mingyuan knew that the woman in front of him who was looking at him with charming eyes was Sun Qingyue, one of the women who "Lao Tie" used his identity, and she was also the person who came to him today Liu Mingyuan.
After calming down his mind, Liu Mingyuan replied according to the message sent to him by "Lao Tie": "Well, I have always been here and have not gone anywhere. Then he took the hand that was caressing her cheek.
This sentence is a sentence of their love, Sun Qingyue looked at Liu Mingyuan, showing a smile that turned everyone upside down.
"I know, so, I'm here. Sun Qingyue suddenly hugged Liu Mingyuan, buried her head in front of his chest, her hands around her waist, and she trembled a little, and she could feel that her mood was not calm at all.
Lu Yuejia, Zhao Shiwei and a series of passers-by all looked at the scene in front of them in disbelief in shock!
"This ...... This poor silk!" Zhao Shiwei said angrily, and said to Sun Qingyue with bright eyes: "Beauty, don't be deceived by this poor silk, this guy is a poor man, nothing." ”
"Hmph!" Sun Qingyue, who was immersed in Liu Mingyuan's warm embrace, was interrupted by this nasty voice and couldn't help but snort coldly.
"What are you, you deserve to be compared to Liu Mingyuan. How can the man I Sun Qingyue fancy be compared to the rich second generation like you, who eats all day long?"
"What! Sun Qingyue, the president of the Sun Group with a market value of 10 billion?"
"Wouldn't it? Sun Qingyue would fall in love with Liu Mingyuan? Did Mars hit the earth?"
Someone took out his mobile phone and searched for it, and couldn't help but say:
"It's really her!, the president of the Sun Group!"
"No...... Impossible. ”
"Then why would Liu Mingyuan still pursue Lu Yuejia? This Sun Qingyue is a hundred times better than Lu Yuejia no matter what the conditions!"
"This ...... Probably a rumor. ”
Lu Yuejia listened to these words and looked at Sun Qingyue with a look of jealousy.
Why! Why did this poor silk catch up with Sun Qingyue!
Zhao Shiwei couldn't believe it, and shouted: "Impossible! You guy, you must have used some method to deceive Sun Qingyue!" Zhao Shiwei's eyes were full of hatred and jealousy, and he looked at Liu Mingyuan.
"Miss Sun, don't be deceived by this poor force!"
"It's your business. ”
Sun Qingyue said impatiently, looked at Liu Mingyuan and said, "Let's not be disturbed by this fly, get into my car, I'll take you away first." ”
Liu Mingyuan looked at her and smiled slightly.
"Good. ”
Under the shocked gaze of everyone, Liu Mingyuan, who was called poor silk just now, got into the Bentley Mulsanne worth millions and left slowly.