Chapter 36 Playing monkey in front of Sun Wukong
Su Banxia saw that only himself and Zhang Yao were left in the house, and he didn't dare to continue to be unabashed.
She sat on the sofa, straightened her wrinkled skirt, and said seriously, "It's okay, I just want to joke with you." β
You're kidding!
Do you usually joke with other people with your knees?!
Zhang Yao resisted the unhappiness in his heart, looked at Su Banxia with a smile, and said, "Then Miss Su's jokes are enough, I'll leave first, there's still something to do." β
After saying that, he walked outside, he didn't have time to waste with Su Banxia now, Sun Dasheng was now alone outside! If something happened, it would be over.
Su Banxia saw that Zhang Yao was leaving, hurriedly grabbed his coat behind him, and said, "You just said that I was your girlfriend!
Zhang Yao was just halfway out of his body at this time, and he happened to see Sun Wukong walking towards the distance with Xiao Bai Ze in his arms, and he was anxious, and he was even more annoyed when he was dragged by Su Banxia.
He turned his head and shouted impatiently, "Presumptuous!"
With a wave of his hand, he pulled his clothes out of Su Banxia's hand and walked away quickly.
As he walked, he cast a spell, transforming his outfit into a black hoodie and jeans.
Then he took the black card from the bar and walked out of the cafΓ© with his hat on.
followed the direction in which Sun Wukong left just now.
"Don't have another accident!" Zhang Yao prayed in his heart.
He is really afraid of Sun Wukong now, this monkey is not afraid of heaven and earth, and he will never look back on the road of no return to make trouble!
This is now a downtown area again, if Sun Wukong really goes berserk and makes trouble, he can't say how many innocent people he has to kill in vain.
Zhang Yao searched for Sun Wukong's figure in the crowd, but there were too many people on the street at this time, and he was dazzled for a while, and he couldn't find any trace of Sun Dasheng at all.
He now regrets why he can't find the way to find people, it's really difficult to find it with the naked eye alone!
Zhang Yao secretly decided that when this matter passed, he must find a place to learn spells, especially the spells of finding people, and he must learn ten or eight of his spells!
Just when Zhang Yao was anxious, a gong and drum sounded unexpectedly, which instantly attracted his attention.
He followed the sound of gongs and drums, and saw a monkey entertainer leading three monkeys to perform not far away.
And what made him even more frightened was that in the crowd not far from the monkey man, Xiao Bai Ze was riding on Sun Wukong's neck and clapping his hands happily.
It seems that he was attracted by the monkey, and he was beckoning Sun Wukong to go over there.
"It's broken!" Zhang Yao was shocked.
Playing a monkey in front of Sun Wukong, isn't this looking for death!
This monkey trickster really doesn't look at the yellow calendar when he goes out!
Seeing that Sun Wukong was about to walk in front of the monkey artist, Zhang Yao didn't care much, relying on the strong body of Ming's state of mind, he rudely pulled away the crowd in front of him and ran towards the monkey man.
Pedestrians on the street felt a gust of wind passing, and they were knocked away, and turned around to scold, but there was no one to be seen.
Zhang Yao ran all the way to the monkey man, and before he could catch his breath, he saw the yin face of Sun Wukong not far away.
"Great Sage, Great Sage!" Zhang Yao ran over with a shout.
He now finally understood his main job as the ambassador of the Heavenly Court to the human world, which was to wipe the butts of these mortal immortals.
Sun Wukong looked at Zhang Yao, who was running over with an anxious face, pushed him away without saying a word, and then raised his hand to take the golden hoop stick from his ear.
Zhang Yao hurriedly rushed up again and grabbed Sun Wukong's arm, and said earnestly: "Great Sage, calm down, leave it to me!"
Sun Wukong glared at Zhang Yao, let out a low roar from his throat, and said in a cold voice: "Okay, my old grandson will give you this face." β
"Xie Dasheng, I'll do it, you must calm down!" Zhang Yao hurriedly said.
He temporarily calmed Sun Wukong's angry emotions, and then ran to the monkey artist in three steps and two steps and said, "Sell me your monkey!"
"Not for sale!" said the monkey trickster without raising his eyelids.
Zhang Yao looked at the old face of the monkey man, and wanted to strangle him to death.
You're really going out on suicide!
I don't want to give you money, I'm not giving you face!
Although Zhang Yao was in a hurry, he considered that he was more anxious than himself to kill the monkey trickster Sun Wukong.
He still suppressed his anger, and said to the monkey trickster with a pleasant face: "Ten thousand, sell the monkey to me." β
"I'll give you a pinch of monkey hair for 10,000. The monkey trickster said impatiently.
"Twenty thousand!" Zhang Yao continued.
"Come, give you two handfuls of monkey hair, play with it, don't get in the way of my business!" The monkey trickster plucked two handfuls of monkey hair from a monkey and threw them at Zhang Yao's feet.
"Hey, fifty thousand! I didn't mess with you!" Zhang Yao was anxious.
He is now wondering if this monkey trickster is some immortal in the sky who has descended to earth, why is he so skinny!
Hearing Zhang Yao's offer of 50,000 yuan, the monkey trickster finally raised his head, and he looked at the young man in front of him. raised his eyebrows and said, "One hundred thousand, no two prices." β
Zhang Yao looked at this monkey trickster who was really asking for a price, and was completely convinced.
You're real leather!Pure leather!Good or not!You've won! You're amazing!
He took out the black card that Rogers had left before leaving, shook it in front of the monkey man, and said, "Okay, 100,000." I bought it!"
"I'm talking about 100,000 yuan, how many can you buy?" the monkey trickster looked at the black card, his eyes lit up.
"You ..." Zhang Yao pointed to the monkey man's nose, you have been for a long time, and you have not been able to say anything.
If it weren't for the fear of being harmonized, I would really scold you!
Although Zhang Yao's teeth are itchy. But the monkey man laughed like a flower.
Although he is a folk artist who plays monkeys, he still knows this kind of black card, and he can't do it without tens of millions of deposits!
This time I met a real local tyrant!
If you don't take the opportunity to slaughter him, I'm sorry for Master Zu!
"Do you want to buy it? If you don't buy it, just go cool, don't get in the way. "The monkey man put on a look of buying if he likes to buy, and he doesn't buy it.
He is a monkey, and he doesn't worry about selling.
Zhang Yao looked at the wrinkled old face of the monkey man, sighed softly, and said, "Buy, I'll buy all three, 300,000 yuan, follow me to the bank to transfer money." β
"Gotta you, lame man, look at the stall! I'll make a deal with this gentleman!"
The monkey trickster greeted his lame companion with a happy face, took the three monkeys and stood up and followed Zhang Yao to the bank.
The two walked all the way to the bank, and with the privilege of the black card, they came to the VIP office, and smoothly transferred 300,000 yuan to the monkey man's account.
"Look clearly, the money has arrived. Zhang Yao slapped the payment receipt on the monkey man's chest and took the thin iron chain in his hand.
Holding the heads of the three monkeys, he walked out without looking back.
"Thank you! If you still want to buy it, you can find me again! As much as you want! If you want to buy it, you will be better if you have a large amount!" the monkey man shouted excitedly at Zhang Yao's back.
He flicked the receipt in his hand, shrugged his shoulders, and sighed that there were so many fools in the world.
As soon as Zhang Yao led the three monkeys out of the gate of the bank, he saw Sun Wukong and Xiao Bai Ze waiting outside the door.
"The Great Sage. The monkey brought it back. Zhang Yao led the three monkeys to Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong squatted down, removed the chains from the three monkeys, gently held them in his arms, and muttered, "Okay, it's okay." It's okay. β
The three monkeys also felt the breath of the same kind on Sun Wukong's body, squeaked, and hugged him and didn't let go.
Zhang Yao looked at this scene and smiled with relief, it turned out that the Monkey King who was crisscrossing the Three Realms still had such a loving side.
It turned out that whether this monkey became a Monkey King or became a fighting Buddha, in his own heart, he always thought that he was the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain.
He has been fighting all his life, but in fact, it is just to fight for his own people.
If the Jade Emperor hadn't used Bi Ma Wen to coax him, and hadn't sent 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals to encircle and suppress Huaguo Mountain, then there would have been no havoc in the Heavenly Palace.
Thinking of this, Zhang Yao thought of himself again, and remembered the experience of the imperial capital.
If those people hadn't kidnapped their parents at that time, and hadn't coaxed themselves several times, then the imperial capital would not have been destroyed once.
Thinking of this, Zhang Yao suddenly laughed at himself, what ifs in this world!
It's all meant to be!
Sun Wukong is now fighting to defeat the Buddha! And he, in the eyes of the Chinese leaders, is also the big devil who once destroyed the imperial capital.
"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Xiao Bai Ze looked at Zhang Yao, who was suddenly depressed, and asked with concern.
Zhang Yao took Xiao Bai Ze's hand, touched her head, and smiled: "It's okay, I just thought of something, let's go, my brother will take you to play." β
Xiao Bai Ze nodded obediently and didn't ask more. She knew that Zhang Yao's affairs were of little help.
At this time, Sun Dasheng also calmed the three monkeys, he stood up with the three monkeys in his arms, nodded at Zhang Yao and said, "I thank you." β
Zhang Yao: "It's a small matter, Great Sage, it's still early, let's go shopping again?"
Sun Dasheng nodded, and walked towards the lively crowd with the three monkeys in his arms. Zhang Yao took Xiao Bai Ze and followed.
There is a huge flow of people on the pedestrian street.
Although Zhang Yao was said to be a negative man by Su Banxia in public just now, it caused quite a stir.
But at this time, the group of people who watched the excitement just now had already left, so Zhang Yao didn't need to wear a hat anymore.
But a few minutes later, Zhang Yao took the hat back again.
Because he's still too naΓ―ve.
The three monkeys on Sun Dasheng's body instantly turned their group into the focus of the audience.
Although Sun Dasheng didn't think there was anything, Zhang Yao was thin-skinned and couldn't withstand the surprised gazes from the crowd around him.
"The Great Sage. β
Halfway through, Zhang Yao finally realized that it was not a way to go on like this, so he shouted out to Sun Wukong and said, "Let's send these three monkeys to a safe place." β
Sun Wukong understood what Zhang Yao meant, and his appearance of holding three monkeys shopping like this was indeed a little weird.
"Okay, they are indeed tired, you wait a while, my grandson will send them to Huaguo Mountain. β
Sun Wukong said to Zhang Yao, and then cast a spell to hide his body and escape into his own small world.
In his small world is his hometown Huaguo Mountain.
Sun Wukong took three monkeys to Huaguo Mountain, found the monkeys, and placed them here.
On the current Huaguo Mountain, there are not only adult monkey demons, but also ordinary little monkeys.
They coexist peacefully and live a life without quarrels.
Sun Wukong is bored in the west on weekdays, and often comes in here to play for a few days. Under the guidance of the little monkey demons to cultivate.
Or show the body and monkeys and monkeys playing in the mountains.
Sun Dasheng put down the three little monkeys and took off to the top of Huaguo Mountain, the place where it was born.
This is the highest place in the whole Huaguo Mountain, and you can overlook the whole picture of Huaguo Mountain when you stand here.
He stood here for a moment, looked at the monkey monkey in the mountain, and smiled with satisfaction. Then he disappeared and left the small world and returned to the mortal world.
When Sun Wukong left, he told Zhang Yao to let him play as he pleased, and when he came back, he would lock his location and find it by himself.
So after Sun Wukong left, Zhang Yao took Xiao Bai Ze to wander around in the pedestrian street, and when Sun Wukong came back, the two of them happened to walk in front of a stall selling cotton candy.
Zhang Yao thought that Xiao Bai Ze must have never eaten this kind of thing, so he took out the change and bought the largest one and handed it to Xiao Bai Ze.
When Sun Wukong appeared beside them, Xiao Bai Ze was holding a big marshmallow and smiling happily.
Seeing Sun Wukong coming back, Xiao Bai Ze even held up the marshmallow in front of him and said, "Great Sage, Great Sage!
Sun Wukong silently nodded Bai Ze's head and said with a smile: "You eat, you eat, haha." My grandson doesn't eat it. β
Zhang Yao saw that Sun Dasheng was back, thinking that he only ate some fruits on weekdays, and must not have eaten such things as marshmallows, so he asked the vendor to buy two more.
Hand one of them to Sun Dasheng: "Great Sage, let's taste it, although it is not delicious, it also has a different taste." β
Seeing this, Sun Wukong no longer shirked, took the marshmallow and took a bite.
Anyone who has eaten marshmallows knows that this kind of thing melts when it is heated, so Sun Dasheng doesn't look at the big open mouth, but there is not much marshmallow in his mouth.
He looked at the marshmallow in his hand, smacked his lips, and said, "This thing is not easy to eat." β
Xiao Bai Ze looked at Sun Wukong's appearance and laughed out loud. She held up her marshmallow, carefully licked it twice, and said, "That's how you eat it." β
Sun Dasheng stuck out his tongue like Xiao Bai Ze, carefully licked the marshmallow in his hand, and found that it was really more than what he had just eaten.
Haha smiled and said, "You little girl, you are very clever." β
Zhang Yao looked at this harmonious picture from the side, and was very relieved.
This is the correct way for the gods to descend to earth!
Why do you have to fight and kill, isn't it nice to eat and drink happily!
"Let's go, Dasheng, there are still a lot of snacks in front, all of them are good. Zhang Yao said with a smile.
"Well, play. Sun Wukong licked the marshmallow and said inarticulately.
He took Xiao Bai Ze's hand and was about to move forward, but suddenly saw a round little fat man slamming into Xiao Bai Ze.
The Great Sage's eyes were quick, and he hugged Xiao Bai Ze in his arms, avoiding the little fat man who seemed to be his young version of the second junior brother.