Chapter 363 [Don't Cry, Stand Up and Masturbate~]
The outside world is disturbing, but it doesn't affect the game that has started here. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Chen Ergou taught Master Li how to cook in the air, and at the same time operated Rengar to buy equipment and walk out of the house.
Although this was only the first time he had played a game since his transformation, Chen Ergou felt that his game level was not what it used to be. The brain seems to be particularly clear and flexible. Some people say that the "Diamond Rank" looks at killing people and stealing people's heads, the "Master Rank" looks at the hero's operation, and the "King Rank" looks at the layout of the game, and he couldn't understand what it meant in the past, but now he carefully recalls the experience of countless games in the past, and he feels that he has evolved a notch in terms of vision, thinking, and understanding of the game.
Just by looking at the distribution of friends and foes on the minimap, you can roughly guess the enemy's next course of action, and accurately determine several targeted measures.
There is a feeling that the overall situation is under control, "This is probably the king's vision!"
When you put your hands on the keyboard, you can clearly notice that those operations that you didn't need before are now easy.
At the beginning of the game, the two sides of the river looked at each other from a distance, and each scolded the other side in their hearts, what do you see, what do you look at!
Thirty seconds later, the line was in place, and various heroes appeared one after another, but Chen Ergou decisively touched the opponent's red BUFF, "This blind monk of the opposite jungle did not come to oppose me, there is an 80% probability that it will be red, just squatting for a wave." β
Mu Yi Xiaomi was fighting with Yasuo on the other side, but Yasuo's handsome throwing knife rushed over his head, and Annie was suddenly fainted under the tower, "Haha, a blood is mine." β
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She did have a set of operations, luring Yasuo over and using the attack of the defense tower to complete a single kill. Said triumphantly: "If you see it, your strength is bloody." This is stable, you find a position to lie down, and watch the king's sister take you through...... Hey, wait, why isn't it my blood?"
I happened to see Chen Ergou carrying a circle of red buffs, bypassing the middle lane, and by the way, he also rubbed a wave of soldier line experience.
"Luck, luck, two or three seconds before you. β
"Not bad, lad. Keep up the good work, I'm bleeding now, Yasuo will definitely take revenge when he comes back, you come and help me catch a wave. β
"Roger. β
Chen Ergou agreed, honestly brushed the wild, saw the opportunity at the third level, and came to the middle to squat for a wave very trustworthy, and sent a signal. Mu Yixiao received it, and immediately performed hard, she didn't go home, and was dragging the residual blood to retreat under the defense tower, which was really tempting.
Yasuo sneered in his heart, do you want to use the same move a second time? Annie saw that he didn't take the bait, and ventured out of the defense tower, Yasuo didn't say a word and picked up the knife, and was about to take away the head with a move, but Annie didn't retreat but suddenly flashed to catch Q, and smashed a fireball on Yasuo's head, stunning him neatly.
Yasuo was unhurried, "Did you flash to die, and even dare to attack?" He didn't need to fight back, he waited quietly for a second to pass and then complete his revenge.
Unexpectedly, at this time, a poodle jumped out of the grass next to him, and the tiger roared a few times, and pounced with one paw and one paw at a time, and quickly beat Yasuo into blood. Anne happened to be a Q happily took away the head, and at the end she didn't forget to praise her teammates, "Touch the dog's head, you can be a young man, the timing is quite stable." β
Chen Ergou: "...... It's you who act well, and you deserve to be an actor. β
"Needless to say, sister is the real king's strength. β
At this time, Master Li's voice suddenly came from the headset, muttering, "Eh~~ Where did I put my salt?"
Chen Ergou replied in seconds, "The middle cabinet on the left, the storage compartment of the cubicle, have you seen it? Don't confuse sugar." β
"Oh...... Found it, thank you. β
Mu Yi Xiaomi's eyes widened in horror instantly, "Wow, you two ...... It's not like they're already living together, and they're still carrying me behind their backs. β¦β¦ Adulterer**, when did it start. β
"Don't scratch!"
Master Li's heart was pounding, and he hurriedly reprimanded her, "It's just that the last time Ergou sent Rengar over, he went into the kitchen, right?"
Chen Ergou said with a smile: "I am very fond of the kitchen, and I only remember it once after seeing it." β
Mu Yixiao snorted: "Explanation is cover-up, cover-up is truth, what are you doing in such a hurry." She was unhappy, thinking that she must have been deceived by her friends, her eyes rolled, and she suddenly shouted at Chen Ergou to please her: "Master dog, master dog, big dog, do you want to make a bet?"
"Bet on what?"
"Let me think about ......"
Mu Yixiao dragged his long nasal voice, looked at his hero and saw that his hero already had two heads, and said: "Just bet on who is the MVP of this, if you lose, call me Mom, and if I lose, call you Dad." β
"I'm damn ~!, don't you want to be so ruthless, this bet is so cheap, but the thought of a female star called Dad, it must be very cool...... Bet!"
"Okay, bold. He is worthy of being the king of the jungler. β
Mu Yixiao exaggerated, with a wicked smile on his face, as if he was afraid that the other side would regret it.
"Hehe~"??
If you were to ask the two most ironic words, ninety-nine out of a hundred people would tell you without hesitation: hehe. The connotation of these two words does not need to be explained, everyone who has been heheed understands it......
Chen Ergou has figured out the thinking mode of this e-sports girl who claims to be delayed by her acting career, and she unceremoniously went back.
Mu Yi Xiaomi ignored it, humming a song and happily replenishing the troops, and by the way, suppressed the middle lane to death.
However, after a few minutes, she was not so happy, and when she saw that Chen Ergou had already hit the blue again, she signaled and walked over to take away the blue. Chen Ergou saw Anne coming over, and he did stop fighting, but he didn't expect that after the blue buff died, a blue halo was not put on Anne.
"Ah, my blue~"
"I made a mistake and was burned to death by the red BUFF. Chen Ergou pretended to be affectionate and said: "You can't blame me for this wave, I've already accepted the recruitment, how unlucky you should be, so that you can't even grab such a red BUFF." β
Mu Yixiao's teeth itched, and he muttered vigorously, "My blue, my poor blue~"
This is how a woman plays games, others rob her of a blue, and she can remember it for a lifetime, and her brain quickly turned wrong, and she said angrily: "I understand, this is your counterattack...... Yes, insidious enough, kobold. I took this trick, hum~!"
What the hell is a kobold?
Now he doesn't even bark at the dog, and tears his face directly!
Chen Ergou smiled in his heart, "Don't be so stingy, it's just a blue, or I'll help you catch another wave of the middle lane." Dead squatting Yasuo!"
Mu Yi Xiaomi's slight hesitation, and his mind to take advantage of the small advantage began to move again, "Don't come soon!"
However, what she didn't expect was that from this time on, she encountered the sad beginning of the king's sister.
Chen Ergou did help her catch the middle lane, but the head did not fall on her head once. Whenever she went to join the group with great interest, with a few large items bought with a good mending knife, the attributes exploded well, and the damage output was also so high that it exploded, but at every critical moment, there was always a lion Wang who jumped out and made up for the last hit.
The poodle was successful in the early stage, it was really invincible, and it was killed in seconds when it landed, and it was so ferocious that the other side was about to cry.
Just twenty minutes into the day, I couldn't wait to surrender.
So until the end of the game, when the enemy crystal exploded with a "boom", Anne's number of heads did not exceed two.
Even though she was the No. 1 in the game, the golden MVP pattern didn't fall on her head, but was printed on the front of Rengar, making her lose her mind for a while. The most annoying thing is that in this game, Chen Ergou actually taught Master Li how to cook, and even calculated clearly when to put salt, when to put soup, and when to stir-fry...... It doesn't make sense.
"Ahem, I'm willing to lose the bet, someone calls Daddy to listen. β
Mu Yixiao raised his head in horror, and held back for a long time before he said: "Three games and two wins, it's okay." β
"Okay, you have a big chest, you are reasonable! This time, the master will be the referee, but don't you have a best-of-five game?"
Mu Yixiao rubbed her big breasts and threatened: "Master, what do you say......"
Master Li snickered, although she knew that Xiaomi was very good at playing games, as if she had been playing games every day since she was in school. But I don't think she can be stronger than Chen Ergou. In her heart, she took it for granted that Chen Ergou was invincible when playing games, and persuaded her: "Do you have to play a game for so long?" I'm going to make the rice here soon, why don't you let the millet go first?"
This natural tone is like an unexpected knife, which deeply stabs the heart of a king.
Xiaomi slapped the table unconvinced and said: "Who is afraid of whom, let the horse come over, and play another game, a best-of-three system." This time, we have three chapters of the law, as long as you don't rob my blue and don't come to the middle to rob my head, I don't believe that I can't win you. β
Chen Ergou has nothing to do.
This set was slightly headwinded, and he played for 30 minutes, still relying on Rengar's strong landing seconds Kerry to the whole court. With the explosion of the enemy crystal, Chen Ergou was refreshed and coughed dryly at Mike.
"Damn dry cough~"
Mu Yi Xiaomi's eyes were dull, as if he couldn't accept this fact.
Could it be that I have become weaker, he is obviously only the highest drill five strength.
Unconvinced, he said: "Are you sure you didn't find someone to fight on your behalf?"
Chen Ergou smiled: "It's like a fake." β
There was silence for a long time, and then a girl's sad and empty voice came faintly: "Alas...... Every time the king is cheated, I tell myself. If you win, you are a beauty, and if you lose, you are still a beauty. If you win, you are the kind of beauty who stands out from the crowd, and if you lose, you are the kind of beauty who is calm and calm. So, if you lose, you will be safe, so what's not to be happy about. β
Take a deep breath, "Dad~!Dad, Dad~"
"Daddy Dog~! It's okay to bark like this!"
Chen Ergou was drinking water, and shouted coldly, almost choking him, and couldn't help but look at her with a smile: "Good ~ touch the dog's head! Don't cry, stand up and stroke~"
The cheap voice directly stimulated Mu Yixiao's teeth, and he swore that he would never double row with this man again in the future, which hurt his self-esteem too much.
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At the same time, the dog egg retrieval stalking has finally come to fruition.
"Hey, it's them!"
"Why don't you feel surprised at all?" β
He pulled Mr. Cai, Mr. Wang, Mr. Wang, and Ms. Ye, Wanda's distribution manager, into a group to discuss the film's distribution, and held a small video conference to show them the materials.
Cai Yinong frowned after reading it, "There are really people making trouble, Ergou, where did you find this information, is it reliable?"
"Sister Cai, the information is reliable. I found it from a friend, and he's a great hacker. β
Cai Yinong can still question it, but Wang Congcong exploded when he saw it, "Damn, it's so insidious." Over the years, whenever Feng Xiaogang's new film is released, Huayi will tear it up, but I didn't expect it to be torn to Lao Tzu's head this time, so I have to give him something powerful to see. β
Ye Ning said: "That's because the two Huayi brothers have a strong sense of crisis, and seeing the recent explosion of "Barbossa", before we launched large-scale publicity, they had already smeared Mr. Chen two months in advance to block it. If it weren't for this startling snake and just being discovered, we would still be in the dark. β
"Then what are you waiting for, fight back. Wang Congcong shouted.
Ye Ning said calmly: "Even if you block it, I'm afraid it won't have too good an effect, but it will achieve the purpose of the other party's propaganda and hype." Because Huayi's "Big Earthquake" film is to commemorate the big earthquake of that year, standing on the moral side. Even if we know that the other party's means are despicable, it is only legitimate commercial competition, and if we slander that movie, it will only backfire and cause a commotion. β
From his point of view, he obviously appreciates Huayi more. At least the other party's methods are much more clever than Principal Wang.
Chen Ergou said: "Mr. Ye, have you watched "The Great Earthquake"?"
"I've seen ......"
"And what do you think of this movie?"
"It's not bad, whether it's the opening special effects, the sensational scenes, the storyline, everything that should be done has been done. Coupled with the desire for feelings, the box office of this movie will not be low. β
"I don't think so," Chen Ergou said, "Although I haven't watched this movie, I can roughly guess from the trailer that its style is very heavy." This is tearing open the wounds of the audience, and then erasing the wounds with warmth, and using feelings to earn the box office. But I think that Chinese people like to watch comedies more than to watch tragic movies. Whether it is the earthquake in Tangshan or the earthquake in 08, it is like a wound that can never be erased, imprinted in the hearts of many people. There are not necessarily many people who like to re-open their wounds and watch this movie, don't you think? β
Ye Ning frowned, "Mr. Chen, what do you want to express?"
"I think we can focus on guiding public opinion, focusing on promoting the heaviness, sadness, and heart-rending of "The Great Earthquake", "Barbossa" is an adventure documentary, after all, we are different genres. They can divide the audience that is nostalgic and emotional, and we win the audience who wants to have fun. β
"This ...... What does that mean?" Cai Yinong seemed to understand, "Do you want to help promote "The Great Earthquake"? Can you really share the market with them equally? β
Wang Congcong simply advocated announcing it and going straight to work.
Only Ye Ning already understood, and he couldn't help but be impressed in his heart.
originally thought that Chen Ergou was just too lucky, and after all, he was making a small fight in his bones, but he didn't expect this young man to have such a vision. If you are misled by his cheesy name, you will be amazed in the end.
"This time, the brothers of the Wang family, I'm afraid they will have to make a mistake. β