"Xiao Yuexiang, I will go home and roar and roar~ Do you miss your husband? Wu Xiaoming's face was full of sweetness, and he played the love strategy game in his hand as if no one was around.

Li Yun, who was on the side, knew that this product did have a girlfriend, but this girlfriend was on the PSP!

Hanxiang, who had put away the dishes and chopsticks, came out and saw Wu Xiaoming, who was frantically clicking the PSP button in front of him, and listened to it for a while before quietly communicating to Li Yun.

"What's the matter with this person, how can he fall in love with a small iron box... It's so strange, it's so strange to say, it's shameful to say it like this. ”

Hanxiang's face was a little crimson, not because it was strange to fall in love with the iron box, but just because the love words that Wu Xiaoming said just now were really a little embarrassing... No, it's not an ordinary shame.

Tactful and lingering, the lover's whisper... It's weird.

are all simple and crude love words, such as "I love you so much" and "love you for 10,000 years" and other fleshy words.

It's very lingering, but it's a little too explicit, especially for Hanxiang.

"Uh... How to say it, the object of his love is not the small iron box, but the virtual personality presented by the small iron box. After thinking about it for a while, Li Yun thought about it, in fact, there are not many similar people, but there are not many people who are as fanatical as Wu Xiaoming in front of him, and he actually came to Taoist Temple to ask for himself and his girlfriend on the PSP for a long time, and he was especially recognized by Yue Lao.

"Virtual personality?" Hanxiang looked confused, what does virtual personality mean.

"It's like... Like a static portrait, if the portrait itself is very beautiful, it may make some people feel "love" or "like", and the portrait itself has no personality and no consciousness, and as a bystander, the portrait is given an established personality, which is the so-called virtual personality. Li Yun tried his best to use some words that Hanxiang could understand to explain Wu Xiaoming's situation.

Hearing this, Hanxiang immediately understood, and muttered.

"It turns out... What he likes is a painting, even though it's just a painter's imagination out of thin air, and there is no prototype... But he still liked the painting, and this liking was not out of his love for the artwork, but out of admiration. ”

"Well, that's pretty much what it means, I like a virtual character who has no life. Li Yun looked at this Wu Xiaoming, who was still flirting with 'Yuexiang' as if no one was around, in fact, it was flirting and scolding, but in fact, it was just lip service, and there were only five options for each conversation at most, whether it was love words or ordinary exchanges.

If there is no one around, he just accompanies the moon fragrance in the PSP for a minute and a second, and there is no cowardice in his expression, only full of happiness and gentleness.

'Yuexiang' was happy, and Wu Xiaoming was happy with her with options.

'Yuexiang' was unhappy, so Wu Xiaoming comforted her with options.

'Tsukika' wants to eat delicious takoyaki... Well, in fact, Wu Xiaoming didn't know how to do it at all, but he still chose the option of takoyaki.

Moonincense...

...

Half an hour passed, the weather gradually cleared up, the spring rain continued, came quickly, went slowly, this half an hour of continuous rain, so that the whole Elephant Head Mountain was shrouded in a continuous feeling, and the air became more humid and fresh.

Tick –

The last drop of rain fell, and the weather gradually cleared up, only the leaves were still falling.

Wu Xiaoming looked up at the sky, and after finding that it was not raining, he carefully pressed the save button of this love game.

"Xiao Yuexiang, my husband will leave first, and we will be able to meet again soon..."

Hit the save button, turn off the PSP, and carefully put it in your shoulder bag.

Cherish it, for fear of hurting the slightest.

After packing up the PSP, Wu Xiaoming bowed to Li Yun and said with a stammering look.

"Thanks... Thank you..."

Li Yun's head is full of black lines, and the appearance of just talking to 'Yuexiang' is completely different...

"You're welcome, it's just a gesture, not even a gesture. Li Yun shook his head helplessly, this person is just too restrained and polite, and even a little too restrained.

After Wu Xiaoming thanked him for his kindness, he left the Taoist temple, took his favorite PSP, and stroked it before leaving, with great gentleness.

"The world is so big, there are people who will fall in love with paintings..."Hanxiang scratched her head, she really couldn't understand how to fall in love with paintings, this is no longer a matter of different species...

Li Yun said with a smile: "He is very single-minded in this situation, most people change their wives once every three months... It's not a real wife, it's the kind of wife who looks like a picture. ”

Change your wife every three months...

Hanxiang was also stunned for a while, scratched her head, and said.

"Change your wife once every three months, that's a little too fast, that's a lot of heart..."

"It's not that it's a matter of heart or not, it's just that those people's [wives] will be out of breath in three months, okay, in fact, senior brother, I also have an unbearable past..."Li Yun said with some embarrassment, once upon a time he was also the kind of wife who changed his wife once every three months, and he was angry with the beautiful female characters in the picture...

"Senior brother, are you as attentive as them?" Hanxiang suddenly asked Li Yun.

"Uh... The wife here only refers to the pleasing character in a certain work, and once wet brother and I, I also like the character in a certain work as much as they do, and if the character itself has a lot of likability, it will be called "wife"... It's not a wife in the real sense, the kind that doesn't need to be married in the church, if you want to say it, it's more like your time, obsessed with a certain can't see the oiran, and it is shelved, and only the portrait comes out, but it can make the merry and talented people fascinated by it. Li Yun patiently explained.

"But just now, that person seemed to really regard that Yuexiang as a real person, as his wife. Hanxiang quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and said: "Obviously, two people can't touch each other at all, and they can't understand each other, so the so-called Yuexiang is also using the virtual personality given by the creator... The two parties can't even communicate equally, how did they get married..."

Hanxiang also saw that when Wu Xiaoming and his wife communicated just now, they also used the established options, and they didn't even have the freedom to communicate completely.

Hanxiang doesn't understand, why can she fall in love with a piece of paper...

Li Yun didn't understand either, and said with a smile.

"Yes, the world is so big, Hanxiang, you still have a lot to know..."

At this moment, Brother System's voice suddenly sounded in his mind.

"Ding, urgent mission trigger—"