Chapter 13 You talk first, I'll deliver a takeaway
After the three policemen left.
The atmosphere in the box fell into an unusually awkward rhythm.
Zhang Yao covered the lower part of himself and hid behind the table with a sad face: "Don't even look at me! Liu Mengyi! I'll settle accounts with you in a while! Rogers! Go get me some pants!"
"Yes, young master!"
Rogers forced a smile and nodded, and disappeared in an instant.
"I'll go!"
Liu Meng looked at the place where Rogers was just now with envy, and little stars flashed in his eyes.
Zhang Yao looked at Liu Mengyi, who looked like a nymphomaniac, and deeply felt that the IQ of this batch of second generations was a little low.
He tore the tablecloth over the table and wrapped the bottom half of himself, and sat down in a chair.
said to Liu Mengyi: "Liu Gongzi, even if we don't know each other, if there is anything to offend, you can bear more, I..."
"Boss, don't say that! You have been my boss since just now! I will be the first to look forward to you!" Liu Mengyi interrupted Zhang Yao's words and said seriously.
Zhang Yao looked at Liu Mengyi with a forced expression, he felt that this second generation of officials must have a wrong nerve in his brain.
According to the normal script, shouldn't he be clamoring to make himself pay? How could he still consider himself the boss?
This is a fake second generation, right?
At this time, Liu Mengyi was thinking that he had finally found a true immortal cultivator.
And he is also an immortal cultivator with such a strong strength.
He has had a unique affection for immortals since he was a child, and he has always firmly believed that there are really immortals in this world, and there must be immortal cultivators.
Since the age of 12, he has been painstakingly following the footsteps of these people.
For more than ten years, he has searched for famous mountains, famous rivers and mountains. Finally, in the past few years, he found the footprints of these people, and that Master Wen was an immortal cultivator he had painstakingly invited.
Originally, he set up a banquet for Master Wen this time, just to worship Master Wen as his master. So that I can really set foot in that legendary realm.
Become an immortal that only appears in novels and movies.
But what he didn't expect was this. Halfway through, a Zhang Yao was killed, and Master Wen was beaten with three punches and two kicks.
And Zhang Yao's cool spell just now really made him yearn for it.
This is the immortal cultivator who has been pursuing for many years, the majestic Buddha statue, the domineering thunder law!
According to past experience, Liu Mengyi quickly made a judgment that this Zhang Yao must be the descendant disciple of those famous names.
So after thinking about it for 0.0001 seconds, he made his current choice, he wanted to recognize Zhang Yao as his big brother. Follow behind him.
He firmly believes that he has a firm heart to seek the Tao, and he firmly believes that he will definitely be able to impress Zhang Yao, so that he can learn those cool spells and become a real immortal cultivator.
But what he didn't know was that Zhang Yao was just an ordinary ordinary person when he came out of the hospital this morning.
If it weren't for a chat group by mistake. Zhang Yao must be an ordinary ordinary person all his life.
Fortunately, Liu Mengyi didn't know the details of this, if he knew. He will definitely be more eager to recognize Zhang Yao as his eldest brother.
Is there any greater backer in this world than the creator God?
Of course not!
If Liu Mengyi knew that the eldest brother's boss was the God of Creation, then he would probably wake up laughing when he dreamed at night.
But no matter what, Liu Mengyi is now determined to recognize Zhang Yao as his eldest brother, learn spells, and become an immortal cultivator.
And Zhang Yao looked at Liu Mengyi with an eager expression helplessly at this time, thinking about why his pants hadn't come yet?
Did Rogers go to make pants?
It's been so long and you haven't come back?
It seems that he desperately needs to let God punish this delicate vampire greatly.
This turtle bat spirit really doesn't take his own master seriously.
He ignored Liu Mengyi in front of him and took out his mobile phone. Open a group chat and say, "God, are you there?"
God didn't speak in the group chat, but the Jade Emperor replied to Zhang Yao.
Jade Emperor: "It's just right, I want to find you, send me two roast suckling pigs." ”
Zhang Yao: "Jade Emperor, do you need anything else?"
Jade Emperor: "No, hurry up!"
Zhang Yao silently put down his phone. I'm going to call the waiter for two more roast suckling pigs.
But the moment he stood up, he tripped over the tablecloth that was protecting the lower half of his body.
He looked at the Hawaiian-style tablecloth. Reluctantly, he sat down again.
The way I am now, it's really not suitable to go out and order food anymore.
At this moment, he caught a glimpse of Liu Mengyi, who was standing respectfully on the side. He smiled slightly and said, "Liu Gongzi, please go and help me order two more roast suckling pigs." ”
Liu Meng was stunned for a moment, then quickly came back to his senses and hurriedly ran outside the box. Shouted: "The waiter will roast me ten more roast suckling pigs!"
Zhang Yao "......"
I'm going to want two! What are you ordering ten for? Who are you ordering so many pigs for?
Just as Zhang Yao was about to complain about Liu Mengyi, the specific voice of the great god calling him rang in his mobile phone again.
He didn't care about complaining about Liu Mengyi, hurriedly opened his mobile phone, and saw that the Jade Emperor said in the group chat: "I'm too lazy to take it myself, you can send it to me." ”
At this moment, Zhang was completely forced.
Send it up!?How to send it?Fly up?
Jade Emperor, you seem to have forgotten that I can't fly! I'm a human, not a bat spirit.
I don't have any flying skills in my skill tree!
Zhang Yaoyu hesitated to tell the Jade Emperor about this fact in the group chat, he really couldn't fly, and there was no way to be up to such a heavy task.
The moment his finger touched the screen. A streamer appeared in the box with a domineering sword aura.
It was a peerless sword that shone with thousands of streamers.
Even rookies like Zhang Yao, who don't know anything about weapons, can see that this must be a good magic weapon.
Nonsense!
Such a cool way of appearing, even a blind person can know that this is a superior magic weapon.
Just when Zhang Yao was shocked, a cold voice without the slightest emotion suddenly appeared in his mind.
"My lord said there was takeaway, where is it?"
In a flash of thought, Zhang Yao understood whose sword it was.
Except for the Jade Emperor, there is no one else in this world who can be worthy of this peerless sword.
He cautiously looked at the sword suspended in mid-air, and said in his heart, "That takeaway is being made, and it's not good yet." Wait a minute. ”
At this time, the other people in the box looked at Zhang Yao and the sword suspended in mid-air beside him with horrified expressions.
Boom~
The two men except Liu Mengyi fainted gorgeously.
What they have experienced today has gone far beyond their cognition, and their brains have crashed.
Fainting in the face of something beyond one's own cognition. is a most sensible choice.
And Liu Mengyi is after experiencing the initial panic. An expression of ecstasy was revealed.
This is the Sword Immortal!
This is the flying sword!
This is the real Edgeworth riding the wind, slaying demons in the world!
Liu Mengyi's eyes flashed with countless little stars.
With a demented expression, he walked towards the flying sword suspended in mid-air. The look of envy was almost drooling.
"Fly...... Sword !!" Liu Mengyi said in a trembling voice.
With a trembling hand, he stretched out his hands and touched the flying sword.
"Don't move!" Zhang Yao hurriedly yelled.
But in the end, it was a step too late.
A fierce sword aura shot out from the flying sword and slammed into Liu Mengyi's body.
"Ah~!"
Liu Meng had time to let out a scream and flew out upside down.
"I'll go!"
Zhang Yao hurriedly chased after him, he was really afraid that the Jade Emperor's flying sword would kill Liu Mengyi.
If Liu Mengyi dies, then he will really go to the end of the world and murder the son of a high-ranking city official, which is a crime of euthanasia.
Just when Zhang Yao was halfway through the run. Liu Mengyi returned to the box, but this time he was led in by Rogersto.
Rogers is holding two roast suckling pigs in one hand and Liu Mengyi in the other. Walking into the box with a pair of pants over his shoulder.
"Young Master, are you going to kill him?" asked Rogers.
Zhang Yao ran to Rogers in three steps and two steps, took Liu Mengyi off, laid it flat on the ground and said, "No." This is a misunderstanding. ”
"Rogers, put down the roast suckling pig and come to help!" Zhang Yao checked Liu Mengyi's injuries with a solemn expression.
A deep wound visible to the bone appeared on Liu Mengyi's chest. At this time, he was already out of breath and inlet in less.
Zhang Yao raised his left hand, condensed a holy light, and pressed it on the wound on Liu Mengyi's chest. yelled, "Rogers, what are you doing?
At this time, Rogers looked frightened and trembled, and he stood in place, not daring to make any movement. His eyes were fixed on the flying sword suspended in mid-air not far away.
He felt a hint of familiarity on the flying sword.
The aura of an ancient desolate deity. He had felt it in the morning.
When he made a contract with Zhang Yao, four such auras appeared, taking away his servant oath.
Under the suppression of this aura, Rogers did not dare to make any moves, for fear that he would be turned into powder if he made the slightest move.
And Zhang Yao also noticed Rogers' strange appearance at this time, he raised his head to look at Rogers and then at the flying sword, and sighed helplessly.
Now you know that you're scared, why did you go earlier!
Zhang Yao used the holy light to heal Liu Mengyi's injuries. Then he slowly stood up and walked over to Rogers' side and brought the roast suckling pig in his hand.
"Lord Flying Sword, the takeout is ready, you can go back to your life. Zhang Yao said respectfully to the flying sword suspended in mid-air.
The flying sword dangled in mid-air, and nothing moved.
And Zhang Yao felt this flying sword in a trance. I looked at him like a fool.
I must be crazy, he is a sword, and he is not a human and has no eyes, how can he look at me?" Zhang Yao thought secretly.
He lifted the two roast suckling pigs to the side of the flying sword's sword and said, "Lord Flying Sword, this is the takeaway that the Jade Emperor wants." ”
"Are you going to stick these two roast suckling pigs on me and let me take them back?"
The cold, emotionless voice suddenly appeared in Zhang Yao's mind.
Zhang Yao: "(°_°)..."
How else can I deliver it?
Find a rope to tie around you?
"Take it, I'll take it to the sky. Flying Sword said again.
"Huh?"
Zhang Yao looked at the flying sword suspiciously, not understanding what he meant.
Heaven?
Wait, why do you suddenly have a very bad feeling.
Zhang Yao slid two steps back with a space step. Lian looked at the flying sword cautiously and said, "Flying Sword God, forget about it, I'll go find you a takeaway box." ”
As he spoke, he ran out of the box with oil on the soles of his feet.
It's a pity that he was one step too late after all.
The flying sword flickered and flew to his feet, lifting him up.
"Wait!Wait!Wait!Something's Talking!Don't Do It!What! Don't Move Your Sword!I'm afraid of heights!"
Zhang Yao stood stiffly on the flying sword and shouted in horror: "I'm still a child!
The flying sword didn't pay any attention to Zhang Yao's wail, and the light on his sword body was full of light, and he flew away into the sky.
"Ah~~~!!"
Zhang Yao stood stiffly on top of the flying sword, carrying the roast suckling pig in both hands and howling desperately.
He usually doesn't even dare to ride on roller coasters and pirate ships, which are not protected by any Edgeworth Flying Immortals. He was almost scared out of his pee.
Zhang Yao screamed for two minutes, and just as he was about to faint from lack of oxygen, he heard Rogers' hazy shout behind him.
"Young Master~ Go early and come back early!
"You're a fucking ......"
Zhang Yao only had time to say three words before he fainted gorgeously.
He was stunned by Rogers.
"Fainted? Flying Sword muttered.
He flashed a brilliant light to cover Zhang Yao and flew into the distance.
"It's rare to come down once, go shopping and go back. ”
On this day, UFO observations were reported all over the world.
And the many UFO observation reports are surprisingly consistent in their descriptions of appearance.
A fusiform UFO that shimmers with strange brilliance.
And this UFO is, of course, the flying sword of the Jade Emperor carrying Zhang Yao and the roast suckling pig.
Supernatural human organizations around the world erupted into an uproar after the appearance of this so-called UFO.
In an antique hall in a deep mountain in China, an old man with a white beard looked at the photo in his hand with a solemn expression.
In another hall with a majestic Buddha statue, an old monk twisted the Buddha beads in his hand and was silent.
In the temple in the West, there was also an old man wearing a crown who looked kindly at the archbishops under the seat: "Find this person." This should be the young man Jack was talking about. ”
Zhang Yao didn't know how much impact his unintentional action had on the world's superhumans.
Because when all this happened, he was still unconscious on the Jade Emperor's flying sword.
And the initiator of all this...... The sword is a beautiful flight in the void.
"Oh, I haven't come down for a long time, the mortal world is developing very well, this group of mortals can go to heaven, it's amazing. This kind of thing bigger than the Roc bird can fly in the sky without waving its wings, which is interesting. ”
The flying sword carried Zhang Yao, carrying a Boeing plane, pierced the void and disappeared into this world.