078 Not a lady
After Sophie smothered the bald head with a brick, she pouted at me and said, "I don't have the ability to do it every day, so I'm looking for trouble!"
I looked at her dumbfounded, as if a warm current was injected into my heart, it seemed that every time I encountered trouble, Sophie would always be the first to appear, and that feeling was very warm and touching.
The middle-aged people who were kicking around the fat man saw that their people were knocked down, and they all let go of the fat man, and they all surrounded Sophie like wolves and tigers.
I picked up the bald dagger from the ground in a panic, rushed to the bald head with a big stride, took the tip of the knife across his neck, and yelled viciously at a few middle-aged people, all back, who dares to move again, Lao Tzu immediately skewered this bald scoop into a sugar gourd!
A few people suddenly didn't dare to move anymore, turned around and pointed at me to swear and scare me, Sophie calmly hugged her hands in front of her chest and snorted coldly, I don't need you to care, you take care of yourself first.
Sophie was slapped with blood on the door of his head, and at this moment he half-knelt on the ground and said to me kindly, little brother, you are still young and don't know how to deal with it, don't be impulsive! I slapped him on the back of the head impatiently and scolded: "What are you talking about, it seems that you are the one who took the knife first?
The fat man got up from the ground in embarrassment, patted the dirt and footprints on his body, walked to me, and slapped his head and face according to the bald brain.
I'm a little crying and laughing, it's really wrong for us to be reasonable, not only beating people, but also robbing other people's children of more than a dozen yuan, who must be anxious to put it on anyone, but the problem is that people of our age never ask right or wrong, only relationship, the fat man is my brother, even if I know that he is wrong, I don't think there is a problem.
After slapping his bald head six or seven times in a row, the fat man stood next to him and gasped.
The bald head coughed twice and smiled bitterly and said, I am a father, my son has been bullied, the first reaction is to help the child avenge, you also have a father, if you let people bully, they will definitely do the same as me.
His words really touched my heart, I remember when I was bullied by a black dog bear in the village, although my dad couldn't beat him, but he still desperately pounced up, at that time I always felt that my dad was incompetent, not hard at all, now I think about it to know how much he feels sorry for me.
The fat man sighed from next to me and said, third brother, don't forget it, I really don't have an asshole in this matter, as he spoke, he took out a few crumpled five yuan from his pocket and returned it to Xiao Huangmao, and apologized to him, I can't help it, brother, don't complain about anything else, just blame you for being too arrogant.
Seeing that the fat man had reconciled, I pushed it on the back of the bald head and scolded, "Get out!" Of course, the dagger was not returned to them, in case these guys jumped off the wall and turned their faces in a hurry, the things in their hands were not vegetarian.
Fortunately, a few middle-aged people didn't plan to continue to embarrass us, so they picked up their bald heads and rushed to the street, and the danger was lifted I smiled at Sophie and said, let's go too, sister!
Sophie frowned, pouted without any expression on her face, and said, "Where are you going?" I plan to go to the Internet café to play games all night, you can go wherever you want, you don't have to report to me!
I knew that she must still have fire in her heart, so I deliberately rubbed her arm and played a scoundrel and said, Sister, I am not right today, don't be angry, at that time, our English teacher forced me to move to her house, and I made a lot of excuses and didn't slip out.
Sophie let out an "oh", moved two steps to the side, deliberately kept a distance from me, and sneered: "There is no way to sneak out? Then may I ask if it is your mind that is standing in front of me now? Zhao Xiaosan, do you really think I am stupid? What do you say I believe?"
I hurriedly explained that the sister's thing is not what you think.
The fat man also came over to help me exonerate, Sister Fei, you really blame my third brother, our English teacher and San'er are relatives, since his father's accident, the English teacher has forced San'er to live in her house, the third brother has always refused in order to meet you, if I didn't call San'er today, he would definitely not be able to come out.
I quietly gave the fat man a thumbs up, thinking to myself that he was really a good brother, and that his ability to make up nonsense was almost catching up with me.
After listening to the fat man's explanation, Sophie's face looked much better, but she still pouted and sulked and said, What about Chen Yuanyuan? Could it be that she is also related to your English teacher? Why did she move in too?
The fat man was stunned, "Ah?", he probably didn't know that Chen Yuanyuan also moved to Sister 19's house, and he winked at me twice and said, "Yes, why did Chen Yuanyuan also move over?" Could it be that she and Sister 19 are also distant relatives?
I shook my head and said no, and told me exactly what had happened.
Sophie twisted my ears and laughed and scolded, I deserved it! Lift a stone and shoot myself in the foot, it's stupid.
At this time, no matter what she said, I definitely couldn't talk back, and nodded very cooperatively and said, "My sister is right!" and then looked up at her with a wicked smile and asked, "Sister, are you jealous?"
Sophie's little face turned red instantly, and she muttered to me, I have a fart vinegar, you are my brother, I must wish you were good, I originally thought that you had no place to live during the summer vacation, so I specially discussed with my mother to vacate my brother's house and rent it to you, but now it seems that there is no need.
I hurriedly said: "Sister, in fact, I have a good discussion with Sister 19, and I should be able to move out, or I will come to live in your house?
Sophie scolded me coquettishly: "Get out!"
I touched the bridge of my nose and smiled evilly, sister is not angry, right? It's rare that the fat man also came out, let's go to supper together, right?
Sophie wanted to refuse, I gave the fat man a look, didn't give her a chance to open her mouth at all, and pushed her forward, and couldn't hit the "three runners" in the middle of the night, I decided to be extravagant, and led them to stop a "noodle", at that time, the van taxi was expensive, and ordinary people really couldn't afford to sit down.
Sophie tugged at my clothes and whispered, "Are you crazy?"
I patted my pants pocket and said, it's not bad for money, it's no problem to support you.
Sophie blushed and scolded: "I'm your sister, don't think about it for a day!"
I crooked my mouth and teased her, and she said, "It's not my sister, but I really want to kiss my sister."
Sophie snorted and didn't answer, not knowing if she didn't understand the ambiguity in my words.
When I came to the food stall near the community, I asked for a few of the most expensive hard dishes, opened two bottles of beer and said, in order to celebrate the return of the fat man, let's take two sips!
Sophie shook her head directly and said, I quit drinking and will never drink again.
The fat man asked her very blindly, why, Sister Fei?
Sophie scolded impatiently, are you a hundred thousand why? If you don't drink, you don't drink, how can there be so many reasons.
Of course I know the reason for this, I stepped on the fat man's feet from under the table and shook my head, and then joked at Sophie, sister, you are so beautiful, and swearing affects your temperament a lot, don't smoke in the future, otherwise you will destroy your ladylike temperament.
I don't know where I provoked her again, Sophie "Teng" stood up and her eyes were round and said: "Do you like a lady?" Then you are looking for the wrong person, the old lady is not, you can go to Chen Yuanyuan, or that Lin Xiaomeng, those two are delicate and big ladies, their eyes are red at every turn, and they are pitiful." ”
After speaking, she took out a pack of cigarettes from her pocket, put it in her mouth, turned her head away, and said, "The old lady is like this, she doesn't leave her mouth, she doesn't leave her cigarettes and alcohol, if you can stand it, let's continue to associate in the future, and if you can't stand it, you can go to whoever is a lady! When she said this, her nasal voice was very strong, as if a child's beloved toy had been robbed.
The fat man hurriedly accompanied the smiling face to play a round for me and said, who is a rare lady, my third brother likes our sister Fei's heroine.
Sophie "snorted" and sat down again, grabbed the beer bottle and bit the cap, poured a big mouthful, looked at the fat man and scolded Huai Huai and said: "Although I don't attract people, I never rush to be good with anyone, unlike some people who commit peach blossoms, I am simply the living owner of Peach Blossom Island, and there are always a group of girls around cats and dogs." ”
The fat man nodded busily and said, Yes, yes, yes, our sister Fei is sincere and not pretentious at all, right, Xiaosan'er?
I said that isn't nonsense, I raised the wine bottle to Sophie and smiled and said, Sister, I just said the wrong thing, let's drink one and compensate you.
Sophie rolled her eyes and moved the bottle away from me, deliberately turned her head and asked the fat man, where have you been lately? I heard that something happened to your family?
The fat man sighed and said, "Yes, what happened at home is a little crying and laughing, I will tell you two slowly, I should almost leave after speaking..."