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Today is a special day, and I have encountered a crisis of unprecedented magnitude.

In the past years, I have experienced famine, earthquakes, locust plagues, aircraft bombing, eating rats, gnawing belts, I have been beaten, chased and slashed with knives, pointed at guns, met the puppet army, and also been involved in the Red Army and the Japanese army, as well as the battlefield, to the next ten years, I have been posted with big-character posters, and I have survived.

It has always been called "Lin Wen" and now it is called "Albert".

I don't think there's anything in the world left to shake my tried and tested nerves.

For a long time, and it was, I was surprised at best, and I was able to adapt to the environment so quickly.

Now that I know I was wrong, I repent of my arrogance.

I finally understood one thing: no matter how long I have been tried, one day I will encounter things that are beyond my ability to bear, such as now, I feel that everything is going more than I can bear.

This will most likely be my sacrifice day.

Why am I in this hellish place?

I should have read books in the library instead of playing around here.

Whoever it is, come and save me!Help!!!!!

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Just three days after the celebration, Wang Wei felt that his end had come.

It's not just Wang Wei, Jenny Paxson, Mila Latis, Levier Cecilia, Barton Sedron, El Sandra and Arnold Gordon Orville, they come from different countries, their names have different meanings, and they should have enjoyed their time.

Now he is lying in his seat and convulsing for the same thing.

Wang Wei, that is, Don Quixote Johnson, struggled to hold up, outside the window, the sun was shining, but Don Quixote felt a kind of sadness.

How did it all start?

He asked the question mentally and glanced at the plate in front of him.

It all started five days ago.

I still remember that day, Kana grabbed a few of them with a red face, saying that there was something important, and then she said that she wanted to learn to cook and needed someone to taste what she was cooking.

And then everything gets horrible.

Oh no, he looked at Albert, who was foaming at the mouth and trembling, and added:

The horror alone is indescribable, it should be called hell.

In the distance, in the kitchen of the rented house, Kana was still poisoning. Oh no, cook, experiment with your craft.

Why would he be challenging himself here? It was supposed to be a perfect weekend, where he should have slept comfortably, finished his one-page homework, and left school to buy a snack and relax.

Instead of waiting here to die.

"Hey, are you still alive?" he patted Albert, who was applying buff magic to himself, "barely alive, I won't know later." ”

Several people stood up together, staring at the ceiling with blank eyes, in a daze, their eyes were no longer focused, and the smell of burnt paste came from the kitchen again, and the sound of plating, here, purgatory on earth.

She brought the dish up, "Which of you would like to taste it?" Her face was full of anticipation, but to several people, it looked like a demon.

What to do and who to eat, this is a serious question worth thinking about.

If someone stalls a gun, most of the people who stall guns have to go to the infirmary, but no one blocks the gun, most of them suffer together, looking at those expectant eyes, it really can't be said to be unpalatable, what should I do?

All the people are hesitating, what to do, who is on?

Everyone looked at each other, and no one dared to move their chopsticks.

Then, a man raised his hand: "I'll come." "It's Albert.

Everyone looked at him at once, with admiration, reluctance, tragedy, and gratitude: we will remember you, comrade!

He took a deep breath, a deep breath, and brought the food to his mouth with a knife and fork, he hesitated for a moment, and finally swallowed a mouthful of saliva into his mouth. The next moment, the green tendons burst out!! left hand that was still on the table suddenly shrank into a chicken claw shape!!

He twisted his neck, gritted his teeth, and there was a crunch of fingernails on the table, and then, then... The right hand slammed into the thigh!!

Finally swallowed successfully, he controlled his trembling body and squeezed out a smile: "Taste... It's OK. ”

We will always remember your !!!!

Their eyes quickly came with this message, and Albert replied with a fierce look: Look away!

"Look. He pinched his thigh with his hand and smiled lightly, "It's already past dinner time, why don't you let us go back to the dormitory?" She finally noticed the time, "It's this time, thank you for today." Hey. ”

A group of people stood up at once, and one by one they sincerely expressed their excitement, and then quickly walked out of the house.

Until they walked around the corner, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, "Thank you, brother, it was really thrilling just now." ”

"It's okay, I'm still holding up. He leaned over the wall and laughed, "It's just that I might need a small favor from you." ”

"You've done us so much, let's talk about it!" out of the dangerous situation, everyone suddenly became arrogant. "It's not a big deal. Albert fell to the ground at once, "I might... I need you to send it ... Go to the infirmary-----------。 ”

"!!!! still alive!" "Infirmary!!!! infirmary" "I'm going to die!!! "Hurry up and carry !!! to the infirmary" "Speed up, !!"

Finally, Albert reluctantly opened his eyes and released a buff on himself, only to watch as he was lifted up and hurried in the direction of the infirmary.

Struggling into a coma.

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I'll never touch that kind of thing again in my life, if you eat too much, it will kill you, it will really kill you.

It seems that I am going to have a good rest these days, but it is rare to take a day off from the shooting range but it has become like this.

It's getting darker, and a lot of stars are popping up in front of me, and I'm about to fall into a coma, and I can't control it, this is already food poisoning, right?

I've never seen such a bad workmanship.

Oh my God。。。。。