Qin Ze didn't sleep well at night, had an indescribable dream, and then was awakened by the murderous aura in his crotch.

Reach out and touch the ......

"Assi. ”

Qin Ze lifted the quilt, a carp straightened up, took out a few tissues to wipe them clean, got out of bed, and went to the wardrobe to take out new boxers and put them on.

He looked at the boxers in his hand and looked dazed, this is ..... Overflowing?

This thing for men is like the great aunt of women, it comes every month, but men can release it manually, and women can only endure it passively.

It can be seen that between men and women, active and passive, are inherently predestined.

How many years ago.

It's still happening like this.

I remember that he came a few times in addition to his adolescence, and later when he was in junior high school, his classmates used mp4 to watch the magical romance film that was passed on from Dongying Fusang, and he understood the "Five Dragons Holding Pillars" technique that was prevalent in the rivers and lakes without a teacher, opening the door to a new world.

And then there was never another such experience.

Nima seems to have only been three days, and the vault is full, right?

Yes, it means that I am making money every day.

Qin Ze threw his boxers on the ground, patted his waist with satisfaction, and said in a low voice: "Son, you said, you want to sleep in Zijin's mother's house tonight, or Su Yu's mother's house, Baba will definitely satisfy you." ”

After changing into sportswear, he sent a message to Wang Zijin, and a moment later, there was a sound of the door opening his sister's room.

Qin Ze saw Wang Zijin coming out with two dark circles under his eyes, his eyes were straight, his hair was messy, and his goose egg face was confused, obviously he didn't wake up.

"What's going on here, what time did you sleep last night? Qin Ze said.

"Around twelve o'clock," Wang Zijin yawned, "your sister will toss me to death." ”

"How did you toss?" Qin Ze was taken aback.

"The chatter, the chatter was endless, I fell asleep, and woke me up several times. ”

Qin Ze thought for a while, "Anyway, my sister won't wake up until seven o'clock, why don't we go back to the room and sleep?" ”

Wang Zijin glanced at him, "Don't." ”

From half past five to seven o'clock, after the morning exercise, Qin Ze went to the breakfast shop to buy food, and Wang Zijin entered the supermarket next door.

Soon she came out with a plastic bag containing two bags of instant noodles.

Walking side by side towards the community, Qin Ze's voice looked through the mask and asked curiously, "Why are you buying instant noodles?" ”

"It's for you. ”

"I, I don't eat instant noodles. ”

"It's not eating," Wang Zijin smiled slyly, "Kneel." ”

Qin Ze: "!!"

Wang Zijin said: "Break a piece of instant noodles, add ten minutes of punishment, and learn about the new punishment kneeling method." ”

Qin Ze said angrily: "What did I do wrong?"

Wang Zijin snorted: "Why did you knock on her door last night." ”

Qin Ze: "I want to see if she is sleeping, and when she does, I will come to your room...... Who knew I hadn't slept with you yet, you had already slept with her. ”

Wang Zijin blushed and said angrily: "Sleep on you big-headed ghost, vulgar." ”

Qin Ze: "Hehe, isn't it vulgar to call my brother?"

Wang Zijin chased after him all the way with instant noodles, and the two ran into the community like joy.

Before the instant noodles were on their knees, they were already half broken.

Qin Ze slipped downstairs and found Wang Zijin holding his knees with his hands, gasping for breath.

Lack of sleep, long morning exercises, physical strength has long been overdrawn.

Qin Ze returned and said, "Are you tired? ”

The prince said angrily: "Is it really sleeping, I can't be more tired in bed?"

After all, it was Wang who was afraid of being beaten by the sun.

Qin Ze said pityingly: "Idiot, I can't hear the jokes, I'll carry you upstairs." ”

Wang Zijin snorted, let him pick himself up, and wrapped his obedient arms around his neck.

Qin Ze ha: "Idiot, I can't hear the joke, what I said just now was a joke." You can't run away now, and I'll let you try Qin's acupuncture later. ”

Wang Zijin: "......"

She suddenly remembered a poem that was very in line with her mood at this time: The children of Nancun bullied me for being old and powerless, openly carried me into the bamboo, my lips were dry, and I sighed when I returned.

Qin Ze let out a series of heartbroken lewd laughs.

Wang Zijin said angrily: "Aze, don't be a scoundrel, your sister is going to wake up now." ”

Qin Ze: "It's okay, it's not like you don't know my speed." ”

King Heze, three knives in one second.

Wang Zijin pouted unhappily.

"Angry? I'll tell you a joke. Qin Ze said.

Wang Zijin shook his head violently: "Don't, no, I'm not angry." ”

Qin Ze ignored it and asked, "The duck is quacking, the sheep is bleating, the dog is babbling, do you know how the chicken barks." ”

Wang Zijin said angrily: "Is this a joke, it's not funny at all, the is enough, and the mother is clucking." ”

Qin Ze: "No, the chicken is uh-huh." ”

Wang Zijin was stunned for three seconds, reacted, and wanted to keep a straight face, but he couldn't hold back and laughed.

Sometimes I wonder why such a smart person, a big boss with a high price, is not serious and unstable at all with such a hippie smile.

But she just likes it.

After thinking about it, probably girls like lively and interesting men, and no one wants to live with wooden people for a lifetime.

So the beauty always meets the scumbag, because the scumbag can play, the introverted otaku always sighs that the cabbage makes the pig arch, isn't this nonsense, the pig will at least arch when he sees the cabbage, and the otaku will only look at the cabbage and silently free his hands.

The three major tumors of society: otaku, code farmer, and official ape.

Program Ape = Otaku + Code Farmer.

When she arrived at the door, Qin Ze put her down, and really wanted her to sleep in the morning and go to work at noon.

Qin's acupuncture method is purely a joke, you will know that it is fake when you hear the name, and the truth should be Qin's stick method.

Couples want this kind of joke to be used as a regulator, otherwise it is easy to lose their passion, respect each other like guests, and then respect each other like ice.

Qin Baobao had woken up, finished washing, squatted on the chair by the dining table and looked at her phone, wearing loose bear pajamas, waiting for her brother to come back to nurse her.

My sister hasn't worn this kind of loose cartoon pajamas for a long time, but when she wears this kind of pajamas, it seems to pull Qin Ze back to her college days.

She still hasn't changed, pretty, charming, tall, and a little cute after wearing the bear pajamas.

Qin Ze has seen her wear ol suits, he has seen her wear luxurious dresses, and he has seen her wear silk nightdresses, but only the bear pajamas can make him find a trace of the past in his changing life.

One person, one cage of xiaolongbao, one bowl of tofu brain, two fritters.

Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin's meals, after eating tofu brain and fritters, and then eating two xiaolongbao, they were basically full, and the rest was eaten by Qin Ze.

Qin Ze's meal volume is at least twice as large as that of ordinary adult men.

After eating, Wang Zijin went back to his room to sleep at Qin Ze's request.

When Qin Ze opened the door, his sister pulled him, stepped on her toes, pecked him on the face, and whispered: "At eleven o'clock in the evening, don't lock the door." ”

At eleven o'clock, Wang Zijin's biological clock decided that she had fallen asleep.

Qin Ze: "......"

My sister said that I would sleep with you tonight, but I don't want to sleep at night.

Son, Dad broke his promise.

......

Half past nine in the evening, Fudan University, women's dormitory.

Xu Yanyan is in the main department, most of the dormitory buildings in the headquarters are old houses, and they are freshmen, and the accommodation conditions are not very good.

I heard that the accommodation in the south and north districts is better, it is a suite, there are private bathrooms, and there are public washing machines in the dormitory building. But that's where the seniors of the graduate school entrance examination and the doctoral degree live, and the freshmen who have just arrived can only live in the dormitory of the main department with the worst conditions.

Just like the martial arts conference, the positions are all senior seniors in the rivers and lakes, and the young heroes who have just entered the rivers and lakes can only stand. Later, those young heroes who lived day by day at a young age were all fantasies of otaku writers who were whimsical and detached from reality.

The girls' dormitories are cleaner than the men's dormitories, but they're not much better. On the balcony, there are all kinds of clothes hanging, and on the desk there are computers, books, and all kinds of cosmetics.

If you are a little hypocritical, you have to put curtains on the bed, and you don't know what to do in bed at night.

There were four people in the bedroom, two were lying on the bed with a mask, one was doing a pedicure, Xu Yanyan was sitting at the table, watching Qin Baobao's concert video with a notebook.

"Yanyan, how many times have you heard this?" said the girl with a manicurure.

"It's good, there's a new song in it. ”

"My ears are calloused. "One of the girls who wore the mask didn't have a good airway.

"No," Xu Yanyan said: "I'm thinking, what kind of person is Qin Ze who can create so many songs with different emotions, he should be a person with a rich emotional world." ”

"Then you've seen him, what do you think?" The girl wearing the mask was lying on the bed, her face couldn't move, and she could only squint at Xu Yanyan.

"Very gentle people, like warm men, speak very gently, have bright eyes, have a good figure, and always stare at your eyes when they speak, giving people a very sincere and polite feeling. And it's more humorous. Xu Yanyan recalled: "I have his WeChat, as long as I want, I can video with him." ”

She always said that, and almost everyone who knew her had heard it more than ten times.

For her practice of showing off with her lips without actual action, the roommates are very disdainful. She probably saw Qin Ze, after all, there are pictures and truths, but adding friends and videos can be video, it should be the little girl's bragging.

Xu Yanyan's family is very rich, which can be seen from her brand-name bags and expensive cosmetics that ordinary girls can't reach.

But this does not prevent the rich second-generation Xu Yanyan from getting along happily with her roommates, because of her generosity.

The mask that the two girls on the bed are now wearing is what she sent, not only that, but her cosmetics can be used by everyone, and she often invites guests to eat on weekends.

"Uh-huh, we know. ”

"You are so amazing, you can video with Qin Ze. ”

"Other big stars don't do anything, waiting for your video all day long. ”

The roommate's ridicule and laughter made Xu Yanyan very annoyed, hesitated for a moment, opened the chat software, and sent a message: "Qin Ze, I'm not here." ”

Not surprisingly, the stone sank into the sea.

The girl with a toenail trim leaned over and said with a sneer: "Is it really Qin Ze, didn't you just change your name yourself." ”

The girl who sat up on the bed and looked down lay back in disappointment, smoothing the mask from her face.

said he didn't believe it, but in fact, he still had expectations.

Xu Yanyan rolled her eyes and said, "His ID is his real name." ”

The toenail girl pouted: "The circle of friends is also blocked, and I can't read any information, who knows if it's true or not." ”

Xu Yanyan said: "Then let's make a bet, I want to be able to video with him, you three will be responsible for the hygiene of the bedroom this month, and my quilt will also be folded." ”

"If you lose, this month you clean. ”

Xu Yanyan was weak for a moment and said, "No, the three of you will share it evenly, and each of you will sweep for ten days at most, and if I lose, it will be ten days." ”

The roommates agreed.

Xu Yanyan sent a video request towards Qin Ze.