Chapter 20 Little Monks, Little Taoists, Little Kittens
After the departure of the saints.
A cute little monk walked out of the school surrounded by a group of female college students.
Behind him was a little Taoist priest who was also surrounded by female college students.
"Amitabha, I said that I wouldn't let you be presumptuous, but I didn't listen. Now it's a child!" the little monk complained in a milky voice.
By the way, he also dodged the group of female donors around him, and kept reaching over to touch the hand above his head.
"Okay, okay, immeasurable, you old man, how did I know that this kind of thing would happen, besides, I didn't let you accompany me, you had to follow. ”
The little Taoist priest was wearing a loose robe that was obviously more than one size bigger, and he was holding a floating dust that was not much shorter than himself.
These two people are the monks and Taoist priests who pestered Zhang Yao with the saints a few days ago.
But at this point I don't know why.
The two became children.
The two came to school this time because they felt a powerful evil.
Come here to slay demons and eliminate demons.
As a result, the two of them fell into the little black cat's routine as soon as they entered the school.
Hypnotized.
Caught in a hallucination.
When Zhang Yao solved the little black cat, they woke up from the hallucination.
But the place where the two of them woke up was awkward.
It is a girls' dormitory in the school.
A group of female college students who have just had a nightmare, after seeing these two cute little teenagers.
Collectively took it away.
Yes.
You read that right, and I wrote it right.
It's really not a collective rampage.
Rather, it was taken en masse.
This group of girls hugged the little monk and the little Taoist priest and didn't let go.
The little Taoist priest is okay, after all, there are not so many rules and precepts.
But then the little monk cried.
He has lived for decades, and he has never been pinched and touched by the female benefactor.
"It's over, Master, I've broken my vows. ”
That's what the little monk said at the time, but because he was so cute.
After finishing speaking, his little face was occupied by the red lips of the female benefactor.
Because of their identities, the two can no longer show their abilities in front of ordinary people.
In desperation, I had to start to understand and reason with this group of girls.
After a series of ups and downs.
The two finally broke out of the encirclement.
was surrounded by a crowd.
I got into a taxi called by a kind female benefactor.
"Two little masters, remember to send us WeChat when you get home!" The kind-hearted female benefactor kissed the little monk's face again.
The little monk had a cold little face and recited the Buddha's name lightly in his mouth.
The little Taoist priest said with a smile: "Okay girl, we will definitely send WeChat." Goodbye. ”
The girl chuckled and closed the door.
In the end, I didn't forget to give the little monk a flying kiss.
"Oh, that's a passion. You say it's not a bald man. The little Taoist priest wiped the lipstick on his face while looking at the little monk beside him.
The little monk looked loveless, and muttered in a low voice: "What to do, I cracked it." I cracked, what to do. ”
The little Taoist slapped the little monk's little bald head: "Okay! Everyone is gone, what are you going to buy!"
The little monk turned his head to look at the little Taoist priest and touched his head.
As a result, I touched the lipstick in one hand.
"Wow~ What should I do! How can I explain to my master!"
The little monk burst into tears.
He really didn't know how to face his master and brother.
A monk who has broken his vows, how can he go back to the temple to practice.
When the little Taoist priest saw that he was really crying, he didn't dare to joke anymore.
He could only pat him gently on the back as a sign of comfort.
And said: "If you really can't do it, you can return to the vulgar, and then come to our view." If you want to eat meat and eat meat, if you want to drink and drink, if you want to find a daughter-in-law and find a daughter-in-law, it is much better than being a monk. ”
"The Lun family is very sad now!"
The little Taoist priest took out a pack of tissues from his arms, took out a piece of paper and handed it to the little monk.
Then he said: "Look, if you break the vows now, you will definitely not be able to become a monk, and you will definitely not be able to go back to the temple, or you will return to the world." Abolish a body of cultivation. Either you come to our temple and eat fragrant and drink spicy food!"
The little monk originally heard the little Taoist priest comforting himself, and he was still a little happy in his heart, the two have known each other for decades, and they have loved and killed each other so far.
It's half a confidant.
But he didn't expect that the little Taoist priest was halfway through his words, and suddenly made a sharp turn.
Change the trick to persuade yourself to abandon the Buddha and follow the Tao.
Is it tolerable or tolerable.
The little monk can't bear it!
"You have no conscience! I'll overtake you now, and then cross yourself!" the little monk took off the demon-slaying pestle on his back.
According to the little Taoist, it is a pestle.
The little Taoist deftly dodged, and made a grimace along the way.
Taunt the little monk.
At this moment, the little monk was even more angry.
He pounced on the little Taoist priest with his teeth and claws.
In an instant, the two scuffled together in the back of the taxi.
"Little master, little master, stop making trouble! They are all good friends, and they are not allowed to fight. The taxi driver said kindly.
He looked at the two children, who were no more than six or seven years old, in the rearview mirror, and thought of his own children.
Same grade, same innocence.
His children live a carefree life at home and are pampered by their parents.
And these two children, at a young age, went up the mountain and entered the temple.
Hey, I don't know what parents think.
"Two little masters, what kind of work do your parents do, how can they let you become monks?" the driver asked.
When the driver asked this, both of them stopped.
What do their mom and dad do.
This question was asked to their master more than once when they were really young.
But whether it is the master of the little monk or the old monk.
is still the master of the little Taoist priest, the old Taoist priest.
Their answers were unanimous.
Silently shook his head, indicating that he didn't know.
Both of them were abandoned at the door of temples and Taoist temples when they were infants.
No one knows their parents.
Based on the real age of the two of them now.
Their parents, I am afraid, are long gone.
The driver saw that the two little guys were silent, and they all had sad expressions on their faces.
Know that you are saying the wrong thing.
Hurriedly changed the topic and said: "Little master, what do you usually do and learn." ”
"Descend the demons and eliminate the demons, there is nothing else to do. The little Taoist priest said casually.
How can people be ruthless, he was provoked by the taxi driver's words.
A few years ago, he was young, and he devoted himself to subduing demons and eliminating demons.
Now that I'm older, I have a mystery about my own background. I want to find out, too.
With his current strength, it is not too difficult to find his biological parents.
It's just that what if you find it?
I'm afraid it's just a matter of going to the grave to pay respects.
"Haha, little master is really interesting, then tell me how you usually subdue demons and eliminate demons?"
The taxi driver continued to talk to the little priest.
He didn't care at all about what the little Taoist priest had just said about subduing demons and eliminating demons.
Who cares about what a six or seven-year-old child says, especially if it's a lie.
The little Taoist priest came back to his senses and knew that he had just lost his words.
But fortunately, with this child's appearance, it did not cause any trouble.
He refreshed his spirits and began to chat with the taxi driver.
Until a taxi took them to their destination.
At this time, Zhang Yao also happened to return to the villa.
He hugged Xiao Bai Ze and walked into the castle-like luxury villa under the frightened gaze of the chauffeur.
"I'm Brother Di! This is life! I'm really rich!" the chauffeur sighed as he looked at the luxury villa in front of him.
A car of his level, if there was no Zhang Yao sitting on it.
It's impossible to come to a place like this in your lifetime.
Now he has the capital to brag among buddies again.
He took out his mobile phone and took a few quick photos, and then reluctantly left.
At this time, Zhang Yao was sitting on the sofa in the living room of the villa, examining the little black cat.
"Human, you presumptuous, do you know who I am?" cried the little black cat.
Zhang Yao looked at him with a kind smile like a grandmother on his face.
His body flashed with holy light, thunder, and Buddha voices.
"Give you a chance to say it again. Zhang Yao smiled.
The little black cat looked at the circles of light on his body, and swallowed: "I am a divine pet, you can't beat me, if you hit me again, my master will beat you." ”
"Huh. Zhang Yao chuckled twice, pointed the mobile phone screen at the little black cat's face and said: "See clearly, God said that he was very angry when you ran away from home, let me catch you as long as you don't kill you!"
The little black cat looked at the phone screen, and then at Zhang Yao.
stared at the two big eyes and put on a cute expression.
"Meow~"
Zhang Yao looked at the little black cat who tried to sell cuteness to save him, and smiled even more happily.
Makes you scream!
again!
Why don't you scream!
I can't cure you yet!
After getting the little black cat, he can be regarded as relieved, after all, the little black cat is also God's big pet no matter how he says.
And the strength is high, and the moves are weird.
Even he almost died this time.
This kind of thing is allowed to run around outside.
If you don't get it right, something will really happen.
So it's safer to keep this kind of thing with you for the time being.
Zhang Yao smiled with relief.
But in an instant, his smile froze.
He always felt as if his mind had let go of his mind a little.
He thought hard, and finally thought of it.
It's not that my mind has flown away, but that my thinking has changed.
For example, it is.
He would be relieved that the little black cat stayed with him.
Hello to your Bigfoot heart!
For Mao, a weapon of mass destruction, the cat stays with me, and I will feel at ease, hey!
Isn't it supposed to be feared!
Isn't there something to worry about!
For Mao is peace of mind!
O Mother Trere!
After hesitating for a while, Zhang Yao calmed down.
Habit is a terrible thing.
He's just used to it.
Vampires, mutants, flying swords, little devils.
He's used to this different world.
has also found its place in this world.
If you think about it, your mentality will be different.
Zhang Yao changed the melancholy just now and returned to his true colors.
He's a bit of an optimistic person.
The double business is not too high, and there is no complicated mind.
Now that we have come to this point, there is only one way to go.
All he has to do now is.
Find out the information of this little black cat and formulate countermeasures.
This little black cat is not like Mi Luo Jian, who is a habitual obedient master with repeated convulsions.
And this little black cat is a rebellious meow who dares to run away from home by himself while the owner is not at home.
Of course, the response is not the same.
Dealing with the Miluo Sword can be greatly deterred by the Jade Emperor.
But against the little black cat, God's big volley deterrence doesn't seem to be so reliable.
"Let's get to know each other, my name is Zhang Yao, and now I am under your master..."
Zhang Yao originally wanted to say that he was a toy, but it seemed too embarrassing to say so.
So he turned his mouth and said: "Work under your master, and you will be under my control during this time in the world." ”
"Meow~~~ Hmph!" the little black cat licked her paws arrogantly and said, "Xiao Sa." ”
Looking at the very cold little black cat Xiaosa, Zhang Yao touched his nose helplessly and said: "You are honest with me, don't hurt others, everything else is easy to say, whether you want to eat fish or catnip, I will try my best to satisfy you." ”
"Don't run around! If you want to go out to play, tell me first, I'll play with you when I'm free, and let someone else go with you when I'm free." ”
The little black cat looked at Zhang Yao curiously, jumped up, and jumped onto the table in front of him. Said: "It's as simple as that?"
Zhang Yao nodded and said, "I'm just responsible for watching you and not letting you run around and cause trouble." Within this range, you can do whatever you want, and it's hard to come down once and have fun. ”
A smile appeared on the little black cat's face, and he jumped on the sofa and stretched out a front paw to pat Zhang Yao's thigh.
"You're a very good breeder, much better than before. I like it. Let's talk about it then. Don't go back!"
"Retractor. ”
Zhang Yao stretched out his little finger to hook the little black cat's paws and gently shook it twice.
One person, one cat, reached a temporary breeding agreement.
It's another happy situation.
The night slowly thickened, and Zhang Yao, who had been tired all day, carried his tired body back to his room.
The little black cat took over the couch, and Rogers went to his coffin in the basement.
And Xiao Shirasawa... After teasing the cat.
Two barefoot girls ran into Zhang Yao's room.
"Hey, the world is so good, this time I want to play more while the old man is not at home. ”
The little black cat was lying on the back of the sofa and looking at the starry sky outside the window. Leisurely playing with his claws.
And above this starry sky, a figure shrouded in holy light slowly retracted his gaze.
He whispered, "Naughty." ”
Then he drew a cross sword from behind his back and chased after a figure that flew away quickly.
While chasing, he shouted: "Pig God! You can't run away! Let's fight!"
When the fleeing figure heard the shouting, he turned around and grimaced, and his speed increased a little.
He is not stupid, how can he use his own shortcomings to face the strengths of others.
Running fast is his forte.
Stirring up trouble too.
He showed his extreme speed, and shouted at the person who was pulling farther and farther behind him as he ran: "If you have the ability, catch up and hit me, if you can't catch up, don't beep! Come on! Chase me, if you catch up with me, I'll let you hehehe!"
"Hey, you're big!
"I won't ~~~~~~~~!!!"
The two of them walked farther and farther until they disappeared into the sky.