Section 10 The ghost sent my sister to the door
In this world, there are many kinds of friends, and there are many ways to get to know each other.
Most people don't make friends with people. Go up to someone, say "can we be friends", and then happily get together – this is what is written in fairy tales for early childhood education, let alone adults, many children don't do that. Making friends is actually a natural process, and it is generally facilitated according to the environment in which you live and work. I entered a certain company, got to know some colleagues, one or two of whom got along, often ate together after work, and over time became friends.
But friendship, like love, also has a distinction between "love at first sight" and "love over time" - don't think crookedly of the latter word. If you want to talk about the relationship between Luo Xiang and Jun Ge, it should belong to "love at first sight".
On the first day of teaching at Lanling No. 3 Middle School, Luo Xiang was only assigned three classes. When he wasn't in class, he walked around the campus with old paper handouts to see what the school had become after a four-year absence. As he walked past the multimedia lecture hall, he was attracted by the music and the moving singing voice.
"I don't have any more than the umbrella you gave...... Other excuses, to have your ......"
It's Stefanie Sun's "Rainy Day", but the singer at this time is a man.
Luo Xiang didn't understand the art of singing, but the unique charm contained in the male singer's voice had a different kind of beauty, which made him can't help but walk into the classroom, standing at the door and admiring it motionlessly.
The boy stood on the stage in front of the multimedia screen, singing to the climax without a single broken sound, rising and falling tactfully. At the end of the song, Luo Xiang and the other students on the ladder seats applauded.
The man saw him at this time, smiled and said, "Classmate, if you want to listen to the class, please come to your seat." ”
"Uh......" Luo Xiang shrugged, "I'm a teacher, new here today...... You sing very well, which class are you from?"
The man was a little embarrassed: "I ...... I'm also a teacher, I teach music. ”
This is the first encounter between Luo Xiang and Jun Ge. After two sentences, Luo Xiang suddenly had a feeling - "This person's words should be able to get along with me." Later, according to Junge, he had the same idea at that time.
Junge came a year earlier than Luo Xiang, and has extremely high attainments in all music-related fields such as vocal music, instrumental music, dance and even quyi. He is more lively than Luo Xiang, and often discusses various school gossip with Luo Xiang. Except for Luo Xiang, the other teachers in the school called him "Xiaojun" instead of calling him by his name, so as not to be taken advantage of by him.
At this time, he was Shi Shiran walking in from outside the door, and shouted as he walked: "Wow, Luo Xiang, you are amazing! You just turned positive and dared to attack a female student, do you want to sentence a few years? Don't worry, for the sake of our friend, I will definitely add a chicken leg to you when I go back to deliver a boxed lunch." ”
"What are you talking about......"
Seeing him walk in, Luo Xiang didn't even bother to refute him, and hurriedly put his hands into the two pits on the table, which could be regarded as a way to cover up.
"I can see it clearly!" Jun Ge walked up to the podium with a wicked smile, "I saw you just took other girls out of the classroom, and they still scolded you for being a pervert!"
"I didn't do anything, you can eat and talk nonsense, you can't talk nonsense......"
Luo Xiang was afraid that he would find out what was wrong, and his hands seemed to be propped up on the table, but he was worried that the table would collapse, so he didn't dare to exert force, and the posture of the whole person was very strange.
Fortunately, Junge still didn't notice.
"I've heard what Mr. Tang said, the person surnamed Dong is really making trouble for you again, isn't it? Hey, if you're lucky, the director of political education can't get along with you, and you can still pass smoothly. What's the matter? Why don't you celebrate tonight?"
"Didn't you celebrate last night?" Luo Xiang said this, and his heart suddenly moved.
Wait...... "Last Night"?
"Last night it was called a blessing, and today is a celebration. I think so, tonight we will go to 'Lingxiu' to charter a room, call the two wine princesses, brother, I will open your eyes, and let you see what the scene is......"
"Don't go. Luo Xiang said dryly, "I ...... I've got something to do tonight. ”
"Hey!" Jun Ge blinked, "You can bear it, you kid, don't you dare to give your brother Jun's face?"
Without waiting for Luo Xiang to react, he slapped Luo Xiang on the head, turned his head and wanted to run.
This bastard! How old is a person who is still like a leather child! Luo Xiang scolded in his heart, but his body was still motionless.
Jun Ge jumped off the podium in two steps and was about to run out, when he looked back and saw that he was still in his original position, he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.
"Hey...... What's wrong with you kid today? You're pretty good-tempered. Wouldn't you have blown up long ago when you played like this?"
Luo Xiangli ignored him. Jun Ge's eyes rolled twice, but he tentatively walked up to the podium, cautiously stretched out his hand, and patted Luo Xiang's head again.
Luo Xiang didn't move.
"Hey, what's the situation, are you so happy to turn right? Are you going to contribute your head to vomit blood today?" Jun Ge said, but his hand was unambiguous, "pop", "pop", "pop
Luo Xiang was so angry in his heart, he said: "The surname is Jun, it's fun, isn't it? You wait, sooner or later, one day grandpa will give you a clear account of this!"
Jun Ge laughed a few times, his hands still kept coming, and he was very energetic: "Come on!
This bastard beat Luo Xiang's messy hair that he hadn't combed in the morning into a chicken nest, and it took Luo Xiang a lot of effort to resist slapping him with his backhand.
Calm. Luo Xiang said to himself. You must be calm, think about the strength of your hand now, and you can't slap his head into a tofu brain? At that time, it will not be a matter of losing money, at least it will be an indefinite period. It's not worth it to put the rest of your life into it for such an idiot, it's not worth it......
The fourth class was about to start, and a boy in the 10th class of the third year of high school walked in with a yawn, and was directly stunned when he saw this scene, and rubbed his eyes to make sure he was right. Their music teacher is smiling at their computer teacher, who is enjoying himself. For a moment, the boy's mind flashed through many things from alternative adult movies, and he subconsciously asked:
"Uh...... I—Am I coming in at the wrong time?"
"It's okay, it's okay!" Jun Ge giggled weirdly, "You don't know, do you? You computer teachers are good at this! Why don't you try it together, he will be even happier!"
The boy shuddered, yelled "excuse me", and turned around and fled.
When Luo Xiang memorized "Mo Angry" to the fourth time in his heart, the preparatory bell finally rang, Jun Ge left the computer room with a comfortable face, and said before leaving: "If you can't do it tonight, you will be tomorrow night, I'll wait for you!"
There were already a bunch of stunned students in the classroom, and when they heard this, they all stared at Luo Xiang in shock, and they didn't even dare to make a sound. The rumors spread rapidly among the students, and Luo Xiang could already imagine the news that the whole school would know that he and Junge were a pair of special fetishes tomorrow.
He said to the students below with a gentle face, "Why are you stunned? ”
For the first time in his tenure, all the students followed his instructions in silence. It's just that their eyes looking at Luo Xiang were full of sympathy for some reason, as if to say-
"Alas, what a man...... Forget it, everyone has their own aspirations, maybe this is also a kind of happiness......"
Jun Ge, I'll give you a lung.