It's a fight, it's a fight!(Middle, seven steps into a poem.) )
"Eh, eh, ??eh, Ji Changxian's nephew! Why can you talk to your family and me in this tone!?Oh!?At that time??At that time, this Wang Yangming was still a buried pearl, and this seat had never been fortunate enough to see this young man's light blooming, how could I cherish him as a righteous son!?Hmph! Now?? now my son Yangming has chanted a peerless poem like 'Beauty is like a jade sword like a rainbow', how can I not cherish and protect him when you call the old man?? Okay, Xiao Teng! If that's the case, don't say that I will accept you as a righteous son on the spot because of my love, but I will call you 'Lord Father' on the spot! Then what's the matter?? Hurry up! Quickly read out two sentences and give them to Uncle Lu?!! Lu Xiufu After listening to Teng Jichang's complaint, Lu Xiufu immediately asked him angrily.
…… The other 20 melon-eating scholars even beat them with hammers! They all said afterwards that "I have never seen such a shameless father and son as Lu Shibo and Wang Yangming in my life." So at this time, these twenty people all "consciously" stopped their extremely boring "literary competition", and joined the ranks of more than 100 other scholars to see this "strange" here......
"Oh, yes, Father! You should have seen it with your own eyes this time, right? Look at it, look at it! This big pig's mouth almost pressed down on the face of the puppet at this time! Indecent and indecent! Teng Ji often takes advantage of this opportunity to compete in martial arts, and this poor man is a poor man!!!Save people...... "Wang rotten man is still lying on the ground at this time, splashing.
Who should I save ?!?? save people??? because at this time it was Geng Zhishu Tenglongshan, who had been stunned by this shameless father and son, so he lay down on the Wang carpenter who was pressed by him!!!
"Uncle Lu, Uncle Lu! Ji Chang occasionally has no face to see people, I really don't want to live in this world anymore!! Whahahaha! Okay, you lowly man Wang Carpenter! I can't imagine that your character is so unbearable and indiscriminate! Ji Chang, I really have never heard of it from ancient times to the present! Rotten King Carpenter! Today, my brother has learned your brazenness that transcends heaven and earth! You! You, you......, you was stunned by Wang Yinren on the ground again......
"Oh! I said this, everyone has seen it now! You see this Ji General Chang fainted again for a while, and suddenly fainted for a while! I said that this match between him and Wu'er Yangming, can it continue normally???" Lu Xiufu asked everyone in pretended to be puzzled.
"Cut ......!" with the loud sigh of the crowd. At least half of the 100 Sven scholars fell to the deck...... (??……!)
"Hahahahaha...... What the father just said, the child Yang Ming even felt that it was very wonderful, very wonderful!hahahahahaha......haha
"Xiao Wang, you're about to get up from the ground right now!? Could it be that you are going to formally admit defeat to Brother Ji Chang, right?? okay! Eldest brother, I also deeply thought that your actions were 'wonderful, wonderful!'. Hmph!Since Xiao Wang, you have expressed that you have officially admitted defeat with your actions, then come over respectfully and respectfully to Brother Ji Chang and bow to me and admit defeat! You little puppy who doesn't understand the rules of the game! I can't imagine that you also have the moment when you officially admit defeat to Brother Ji Chang! Hahahahaha......ha
"Oh!??? Lao Tzu doesn't do it!! Lao Tzu will not automatically admit defeat!!Hmph! Unless Brother Ji Chang promises that if you become the battalion commander today, you will give up your previous position as deputy battalion commander to Yang Ming and me! He lay back on the deck like a dead pig...... (I think that with the thickness of this Yang Ming brother's skin, he should have exceeded the distance from here to Mars!......)
"Okay! Okay, you rude puppet king carpenter! With your foul language, this seat will never believe that the sentence 'beauty is like a jade sword like a rainbow' will actually come from your pen! Dongjiang Lord, Uncle Lu! Late born Teng Jichang, now I dare to ask you: Dare to ask Uncle Lu, I have heard a few poems of this king rotten man to ??!?" Teng Jichang Bingxue opened his mouth at this time to ask Lu Xiufu.
"Eh?? there are probably two or three songs. But every song that my nephew Yang Mingxian took out is what the old man thinks is a masterpiece that is shocking and unprecedented!" Lu Dongjiang responded to the real genius Teng Ji Chang.
After listening to his Uncle Lu's answer, Teng Jichang stood on the side of the carpenter Wang who was playing tricks like a dead pig, and said loudly to the "rotten man of the king" on the ground: "Masterpieces?!? just rely on your ??!? humming ???? now, let's go, let's go! This seat will give you a little dog today, and now this little Wang carpenter who is lying down under me is playing tricks!? You can listen carefully to me at this moment! This seat will order you now as the commander of our 'Instant Hua'er Support Battalion'!" Immediately get up from the ground, and then within ten steps of pacing forward, present us with a song of yours called 'masterpiece'! If you may have already exhausted Jiang Lang's talent by this time, then what is the position of 'deputy battalion commander', this seat has to regretfully arrange for another of our brothers, who is indeed talented, to take up the ......."
"Slow down! Please ask Lord Ji Changying and all the gentlemen present to count the steps for Xiao Wang and me... One, two, three, four, five, six...... Seven!" Wang Yangming flew up from the ground and said to Teng Jichang. On the other hand, he calmly and suddenly walked forward, and quickly paced seven steps!(??......!! then, there are only the last three steps left!, these three steps, it must be turned into a poem, and read out on the spot for everyone to read...... )