Neither master nor apprentice is online?

It would not be surprising to say that a few years ago, when smartphones were not yet widespread, and PCs were not so convenient to access the Internet, some people did not go online for several days in a row.

But now, from 67-year-old men and old ladies to children who have not studied in kindergarten, they can play with their mobile phones, and smartphones have become the most indispensable items in people's lives.

"Mr. Jiao, even if you and Mr. Luo haven't been on the Internet for a while, it's impossible that even the people around you don't go online, right?

This question is what all the audience wants to know, and they don't believe that Luo Fan and Jiao Yi really don't know about the remarks made by the people of the stick country.

"I'm sorry, you've already asked questions, and besides, this time you're asking two questions, which don't meet the rules of the interview. Luo Fan unceremoniously waved his hand at the reporter of Jiangnan Provincial TV Station, and continued: "Next." ”

The people of Jiangnan Provincial TV Station were all confused.

The staff of the national TV station gloated with a gloating face, before they thought that Luo Fan and Jiao Yi were not dissatisfied with them to embarrass them, but now it seems that they are thinking too much, Luo Fan even took advantage of the landlord's Jiangnan Provincial TV station!

Xu Danning was ready to ask questions, but when she saw that the national TV station and the Jiangnan Provincial TV station were deflated one after another, she couldn't help it, after all, she only had one chance to ask questions, and she could only ask one question, so she had to be cautious.

Fortunately, there are so many media members here today that even if each media asks only one question, they can ask all the information they want to know.

"Mr. Luo, Mr. Jiao, is there really no one to tell you that the people of the stick country have released some negative news that is not favorable to you?"

Jiao Yi: "No. ”

Reporter: "......"

The interview continues.

"Mr. Jiao, even if you and Mr. Luo don't use mobile phones, it's impossible for the people around you to use mobile phones without using mobile phones, how can no one find out about the negative remarks of the Bangguo people?"

"Who said Master and I don't use our mobile phones? It's just that they haven't been used for the last few days. Also, in the last few days, Master and I have no one around. ”

"No one?"

"Yes. ”

All the media cast contemptuous glances at the person who asked the question, who is this person, who asked a useless question, and wasted the opportunity to ask a question!

"Mr. Jiao, there is no one around you and Mr. Luo for a few days in a row, what is the situation?"

"It's very simple, Master and I have been in retreat for the past few days, and when we are in retreat, no one can disturb us. ”

The reporters present were excited, they had never seen a real master of retreat, but they still knew what retreat meant.

"Mr. Jiao, can you explain the retreat?"

"Yes. ”

Asked by: "......"

"Mr. Jiao, what kind of martial arts do you want to practice in retreat with Mr. Luo?"

"I haven't practiced any martial arts, so I just retreat and recover. I know you still have doubts in your heart, for the sake of your hair not permed or dyed, I will tell you, it is like this, I fought alien monsters with Master in the Colora River, although we finally killed the alien monsters, but the strength of Master and I was also damaged to a certain extent, and it took several days of retreat to recover. ”

Jiao Yi replied like this, paving the way for going to the Bang Country to "eradicate" the war spirit beast in the future.

Don't just stare at me and Master for helping the stick dog kill the alien monsters and collect tens of billions, in fact, this money is not easy to earn, and both brother and Master will have to pay the price of losing their strength!

After Jiao Yi said this, everyone understood that Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao, the two human superheroes, really didn't know about the stick dog pouring dirty water on them.

The people of the stick country are also paying attention to the live broadcast of this interview, and when they learned that Luo Fan and Jiao Yi didn't know what they were saying at all, they almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

You have been beeping for a long time in the face of the world's disapproval, and you don't know that you dare to love the Lord at all?

What's more, how will these two super masters who are invincible on Earth react when they know what they have said?

Xu Danning felt that it was time for her to ask questions, but a little before her, the reporter of the Shonan Provincial TV station raised his hand.

Xu Danning was a little annoyed, why was he so slow to react?

However, Luo Fan directly ignored the Shonan TV reporter who raised his hand before Xu Danning, and said with a smile: "Sister Xu, everyone is an acquaintance, why do you raise your hand if you want to ask anything?"

The net exploded immediately.

"What kind of operation is this? Obviously, it was Lu Yi of Shonan TV who grabbed the opportunity to ask questions first!"

"What are you yelling about! Mr. Luo will ask whoever asks!"

"Rong Ben is obscene, who can tell me, does the hostess of Tianhai TV have any ulterior secrets with Mr. Luo?"

"Upstairs is a big death, did you just come? Xu Danning helped the Xianchen Group advertise before, Mr. Luo is repaying the favor! Not like a stick dog who is ungrateful to cross the river and tear down the bridge!"

……

After Xu Danning was stunned for a moment, he also understood that Luo Fan was taking care of her.

"Mr. Luo, Mr. Jiao, you still don't know what the Bang Guoren said, I'll read a few random ...... here" Xu Danning said a few remarks released by the Bangguo people from memory, and asked: "Mr. Luo, Mr. Jiao, what do you think about referring to the deer as a horse in disregard of the facts like the Bangguo people?"

"No idea. Jiao Yi replied without thinking.

Xu Danning and all the reporters at the scene were stunned, how could they have no ideas?

Fortunately, Xu Danning reacted quickly, and Luo Fan said that she could ask whatever she wanted.

"Mr. Jiao, the people of the stick country are so shameless that they don't want to be angry, aren't you angry?"

"Don't be angry. Jiao Yi's face was calm, and there was even a calm smile on his face, "The shamelessness of the people of the stick country is known to the whole world, if you are angry about everything, I am afraid that there is no time to be in a good mood for three hundred and sixty days a year." ”

"Of course, the most important thing is that neither Master nor I are stingy people, and those stick country people are not qualified to make us angry. Jiao Yi understated the authenticity.

The scene suddenly fell silent, but the Internet fried again.

"Domineering! I didn't expect Mr. Jiao to look at Xiuqi and say such domineering words!"

"The so-called little fresh meat, have you seen it, do you have Mr. Jiao's manhood of one in a billion?"

"Woooooooooo......oo There aren't enough extra size aunt towels......"

"Maybe it's because the realm is different, if I have the ability of Mr. Luo and Mr. Jiao, I will rush to the stick country and kill the shameless stick country people to death!"

"Pay attention to the harmony of words upstairs! Be careful of being checked by the water meter, or watch the live broadcast of the interview. ”

"That's right...... But why is it that all of a sudden no one asks questions? What's the situation?"

……

Indeed, there was a sudden and strange scene at the interview scene, many reporters took out their mobile phones, and after a few seconds, shock, doubt, and fear appeared on their faces.