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"Oh! Yes, yes! For my brother and puppet, I ate this delicious seaweed today! It is so spicy and fragrant, and it has an endless aftertaste!? Hahahahahaha This seaweed is so delicious!hahahahahaha (Just now, it seemed to be the carpenter of the fierce god king, and the shining sword in his hand was the cold light emitted from it, which scared you up directly, right?hmph, Brother Chou Ji Chang??!!?...... Teng Ji often patted the carpenter's ass on the back and pandered to him.

"Oh! hehehehe...... Okay, okay! Now that everyone has obediently eaten so much delicious seaweed, this seat is in such a happy mood at this time! It is also very happy to be gray and gray! Okay then! My father, Lord Dongjiang, let me put down all the complicated military affairs at this time, and accompany you to recite poems and write poems! Then I am ready to let everyone feel the feeling again in the rest of the period of time, Wang Yangming's dazzling literary color! Hahahahahahahaha Let this large group of girls all stand up, well! As for those who are particularly beautiful and peugeot, you can stand at the front! This seat is here to appreciate the crowd and recite the ......! Hahahahahahahaha............ha It was as if he would really recite an amazing poem after a while...... (The author and I speculate here that this son is going to Ha! Could he have stolen the poems of some later great master later? Hmph! What a slut, a literary thief, and a sword fairy! Wang Carpenter is also!)

Teng Ji is often "Lord Camp", as soon as he heard that this genius king carpenter was about to recite a dazzling poem again, he immediately commanded and arranged it with full horsepower......!

…… Finally, after the turmoil of the girls who were all scrambling to think that they were standing in the first row...... The rotten literati king carpenter paced the square steps and began to make a grand debut......!

This silver man first pretended to "appreciate" this beautiful woman...... He began to chant aloud there: "I will now sing this song "Nine Heavens Xuanhua Fairy Fu"! Author, Wang Shouren is also! This Fu does not refer to one person, but is dedicated to the beautiful girls of the whole world! Everyone listen well! (At the same time, he also signaled to the twenty or so talents who were writing to be written, ready to start shorthanding.) ）

Fang left the willow dock and came out of the flower room.

But where the line goes, the birds are frightened by the trees, and when the time comes, the shadow corridor!

Smell the fragrance of musk orchid, and listen to the sonorous sound of the ring!

Smiling spring peach, clouds pile green bun, lips blooming cherry, durian teeth fragrant!

The slender waist is Chu Chuxi, and the wind and snow are dancing;

The brilliance of the pearl is shining, and the forehead is full of goose yellow!

Haunted among the flowers, it is advisable to be angry and happy;

Wandering on the pond, if flying!

Moth frowned and smiled, and said nothing;

The lotus step is moving, waiting to stop and want to go.

Envy of the good quality, ice clear and jade;

Envy of the other's gorgeous clothes, scorching articles!

Audemars Piguet's appearance is fragrant and jade;

The attitude of the beauty is bad, the phoenix is longxiang!

What is the essence of the spring plum blossoming snow.

Its cleanliness is like that, and the autumn chrysanthemum is frosted.

Its tranquility is like that, and the pine is born in the empty valley.

Its glamour is like that, and the glow reflects Chengtang!

If the text is like this, the dragon travels to the swamp.

If the god is there, the moon shoots the cold river!

should be ashamed of Xizi, and he is really ashamed of the princess.

Amazing!

Where were you born and where did you come from?

Believe it!

Yaochi is the only one, and the Purple Mansion is unparalleled!!

Who's the truth?

Such a beautiful also!"

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In the next few minutes, these beauties and scholars were all shocked by this "astonishing" poem by Carpenter Wang...... There was a stunned silence......

"Brother Yangming, we're about to love you to death......!" The group of beautiful girls and "mobs" seem to be shouting and starting their "riot" again.

"Block me! Block this group of little girls! If you dare to attack my great pillar general Wang Yangming of the Great Song Kingdom, you still dare to attack my Great Song Kingdom's great pillar general, Wang Yangming, come here? Little girls, aren't you afraid that you will be punished with beheading? If you can listen to me now! If there is still that bold and shameless girl who dares to rush up again, then don't blame Brother Ji Chang for the ruthlessness of the sword in my hand......!?!!!! Teng Ji often pretended to be fierce there, threatening the girls who had already "committed serious nymphomania".