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Qin Zexin said, I have a sentence that MMP doesn't know whether to say or not.

"There's no way around it, my dad is stereotypical and serious, he is a university professor, when he was in high school, Qin Baobao wanted to go to the entertainment industry, and he picked him up. Qin Baobao has been afraid of her father since she was a child, and when she saw her father angry, she was cowardly. What can I do, I can't watch her get beaten. This time, the pot is to carry it if you don't want to carry it. ”

Chu Yanyan looked at Qin Baobao and couldn't help laughing.

Countless viewers looked at Qin Baobao.

Hey, what's wrong with what I just said, it shouldn't be that my younger brother has weak legs when he saw his father getting angry since he was a child.

Some people have already laughed out loud, and they can't hold it back.

"What sound?" Qin Ze asked.

"Oh, it's okay, the show is about to start here, it's noisy. Chu Yanyan played Tai Chi and said, "I can see that my sister and brother are deeply affectionate." Will there be any friction in your life?"

"Yes, when Qin Baobao is at home, she stretches out her clothes to open her mouth, and she doesn't have the ability to take care of herself, usually I am taking care of her. As a younger brother and a father, sometimes I feel very tired, and if I ask her to help with the work, she will only be coquettish and cheating, and it will inevitably cause friction. ”

The audience whispered.

"What does a goddess look like?"

"I'll go, it's so welfare, I have such a beautiful sister who is coquettish, and I am willing to be a cow and a horse. ”

"I didn't expect it to be a warm man, and I like Qin Ze more and more. can write songs and play the piano, and also take on housework, I want as many as I have such a younger brother. ”

The image of the goddess instantly became distinct, and it turned out to be a lazy thing at home. Aha. ”

"I feel that their daily life is quite funny. ”

"After Qin Baobao went home, the small universe was bound to explode, and Qin Ze didn't know that he had been pitted. ”

"Qin Baobao is an older sister after all, she wants to beat her younger brother, Qin Ze doesn't dare to fight back. ”

The corners of Qin Baobao's mouth twitched, and he couldn't wait to get into the phone and have a real PK with Qin Ze, but he still had a strong smile on his face.

The program team is too good at doing things.

"Then how will you coordinate?" Chu Yan held back a smile.

"It's usually just a fight. By the way, I can't answer this way, I should say another thing on the show later, just say that the housework is reasonably distributed in the end. ”

Ooh!

The crowd was taken aback.

It's really a fight, what an adult.

Qin Baobao said aggrievedly: "Usually he pressed me on the sofa and beat me. ”

There was a coaxing in the audience, and laughter broke out.

Finally couldn't help it.

"Hahaha, laughing to death. ”

"It's funny. ”

"Qin Ze really beats my sister, if I want to have such a beautiful sister, I will definitely not be willing to fight. ”

"People are beating, scolding, and love, don't you see Qin Baobao's little expression. ”

"It's so interesting, I like Qin Ze very much, and I like Qin Baobao. ”

Qin Ze couldn't hear such a big movement, he was really stupid, "What's the matter?" How did I hear laughter...... Are you recording a show? Qin Baobao, you're not on the side. ”

Chu Yan'an signaled that Qin Baobao could speak, and Qin Baobao hid a knife in his smile: "Aze, my sister must have a good chat with you when I go home today." ”

Qin Ze couldn't hear it, and bluntly changed the topic: "Hello host, hello audience friends." ”

Chu Yan accosted: "I'm sorry Mr. Qin Ze, in fact, we were already recording the show just now." ”

"It's all a routine. Qin Ze sighed, "That...... Let's cut that paragraph just now, what we should have done didn't happen, let's call again. ”

The audience laughed again.

"Okay, thank you very much Mr. Qin for participating in our program, this is the end of the call. Chu Yanyan ended the topic with a funny smile: "Audience friends, say goodbye to Mr. Qin." ”

A goodbye sounded.

Qin Ze said helplessly: "Goodbye!"

At home, Wang Zijin stood aside and listened, and couldn't help laughing, "It's really funny from the Zhejiang Provincial TV station." ”

"Unscrupulousness is. Qin Ze put away his mobile phone, "Qin Baobao can't come back, let's eat." ”

Wang Zijin complained: "You haven't cooked this dish yet, how can you eat it." ”

"Don't worry, don't worry, the old driver showed his sister a hand. ”

In the evening, Qin Baobao rushed home. Kicking off the high heels with both feet, and throwing off the bag, a hungry tiger pounced on Qin Ze and shouted: "Zijin, the old lady has to clean up the portal, and the idle people will retreat quickly." ”

Wang Zijin let out an "oh" and went back to the room with the computer.

After a while, Qin Baobao shouted for help in the living room.

"Zijin, the enemy is fierce and supports quickly. ”

"Zijin, help. ”

"Aha...... Don't poke me in the waist. ”

"Qin Ze, if you are like this again, my sister has really turned her face. ”

"Ahhh ”

"I forgive you, no, it was me who was wrong, good brother, good Aze......"

"Woooooooooo......oo will bully me. ”

Wang Zijin put on headphones and ignored them, she had given up treatment for her sister and brother.

In the living room, the pillow fell to the ground. The coffee table is skewed.

Qin Ze sat on his sister's body, Qin Baobao was like a salted fish, just gasping for breath. The bulging chest rises and falls violently. The green silk was messy, the hem of the shirt was lifted in the struggle, and the small waist that Ying Ying held was exposed.

The sisters and brothers didn't know how many PKs they had, and it still ended in a big defeat for Qin Baobao.

Qin Baobao was lying on the sofa on all fours, looking loveless.

"Get up. Qin Ze gently poked her small waist.

Qin Baobao ignored him angrily.

My sister's disheveled appearance was too unsightly, so Qin Ze helped her pull up the hem of the T-shirt.

"We have a truce. Qin Baobao said, she stretched out a tender white lotus root arm, coquettish: "Pull me up." ”

When Qin Ze heard this, he reached out to pull her. As a result, she staggered hard with the strength of breastfeeding, and then her shoulders sank, and her two long legs were on his shoulders, and she immediately twisted and pulled.

Qin Ze hit his sister's lower abdomen headlong, and the sister and brother sighed in unison.

Qin Baobao, who succeeded in the sneak attack, didn't care about the pain, hugged one of Qin Ze's arms, cut Qin Ze's neck with two legs, exerted force with his small waist, and pulled up and down.

"I'll go, Qin Baobao, you stinky and shameless," Qin Ze struggled a few times, but she didn't break free, she was really powerful, and the dance in the past few months was not practiced in vain.

"You're actually playing sneak attack. ”

Qin Baobao was full of strength, resisting his brother's resistance, his face was flushed, and he gasped: "The soldiers are not tired of cheating, my sister said that if you want to clean up the portal, you must clean the portal, don't say it unexpectedly." ”

On her way back to Shanghai, she specially searched for ways to overcome the strong with the weak. In order to learn the power skills, I watched several teaching videos.

"You disrespectful little red guy, sister will teach you a good lesson today. "Qin Baobao's legs exert force, and he scarves his brother's neck, this trick is called a fatal scissor kick.

How do you suffocate me between your feet?

Qin Ze felt that his neck was about to break, and he could force himself to stand up, but he might strain his neck.

"We have a truce. ”

"Say you're wrong. ”

"I was wrong. ”

"I dare not be rude to my sister in the future. ”

"Don't dare, don't dare. ”

"Count your acquaintances, shout three times: Sister Little Fairy, spare your life. ”

"It's too shameful, it's okay to change the name. ”

"No, come on, I can't hold it anymore...... Phew, I still have the power of the wilderness to use me,"

Qin Baobao gasped and spoke, doing so hard that she was tired enough.

Qin Ze admits defeat and begs for mercy.

Qin Baobao was satisfied, quickly let go of his legs, jumped up from the sofa, hid to a safe distance, looked up to the sky and laughed three times, singing the four different Peking Operas: "I am an idler on Wolonggang, go up the mountain to fight big insects, go down to the sea to capture the dragon, pull out the mountain and cover the world, and take the enemy's head in the army only waiting for leisure, just waiting for leisure!"

With a shake of his shoulders, his little fists went forward and backward, and he continued to sing: "Punish the thief with a knife, there is no one like me in the world!"

Then he took a figure-eight step and walked back to the room with his eyebrows raised: "Go some." ”

The door "snapped" shut, locked, and the rampant laughter of my sister and best friend showing off against the sky sounded in the room.

Qin Ze touched his nose, as if there was a faint fragrance.