There are two serious doctors, the former is bald in the Mediterranean, with a pair of glasses on the bridge of his nose, and he is quite tall, with a wide skeleton of about one meter eight. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Anyway, the two of them are side by side, and they can't go through it at all.

"If you want to get there, you have to answer a question. ”

"If you don't answer correctly, you can't go over. ”

The two said, Zhang Xinyao clearly translated the words of the two.

"Huh, do psychiatric hospitals still have such rules?"

"Isn't it......?"

Mo Yunfeng and Lin Yinmian were rather confused, what was the situation.

After this incident, the doctor behind her led the way to the point, she said, "Edward and Simon, you are wearing doctor's clothes again, take them off quickly." ”

Well, these two are psychopaths.

Mo Yunfeng was a little stunned, because whether it was the appearance of the two of them or the serious expressions of the two, they didn't look like the mental illness in people's impressions, but really looked like doctors.

"The people in this psychiatric hospital like to get in the way. Lin Yin said.

"Oh, don't say that, dear, we're not in the way, we're just adding a little spice to your tedious life, because boredom is just too boring. "Edward happens to understand Chinese.

"Edward and Simon, who used to be psychiatrists, but for some reason are now like this. The Doctor said, "Edward and Simon, get out of the way." ”

"It's like a sphinx sitting on a cliff near the city of Thebais. Edward said: "Later, what will be Simon in the back." ”

"Later, the Sphinx will stop passers-by and ask them a question, and those who don't guess will be eaten by it, and only if they guess correctly can they pass. Simon said.

Edward said, "So since you have seen me, you must obey this rule." ”

"What's wrong. Su Ye asked with interest, not impatient at all.

"Are you Chinese?" Edward said, "Don't try to lie to me, you can't fool me, because I have heard you speaking Chinese." ”

"Admit that you are Chinese. Simon said.

"That's right, we're Chinese. Su Ye nodded.

"Very well, God loves honest people. Edward said: "Since you are Chinese, then I will ask you a question about Huaxia, Simon, you idiot, think about what questions you have about Huaxia." ”

"There's a story about marble. Simon replied.

Edward said, "Oh, yes, there's a story about marble, listen. ”

"Edward and Simon, don't make a fuss, your questions don't have an answer at all. The guide doctor said angrily, "Hurry back to your hospital bed." ”

Annoyed, of course she was annoyed, because of the problems of Edward and Simon, not to mention the doctors, even the real psychopath himself no one answered correctly.

So, psychiatric hospitals know that there is no right answer to Simon and Edward's question.

"Oh, by belittling, to make me lower my confidence in myself, the basic course of neuropsychology, Jenny, you still haven't grown at all. Simon said.

"I told you, I'm not named Jenny. ”

"Simon, you didn't take any medicine? I told you all, this doctor's name is Marilyn. Edward said, "She has sexy armpit hair like Marilyn Monroe. ”

The leading doctor's expression was really iron-blue, and he gritted his teeth and replied, "My name is not Marilyn either." ”

"Oh, the name is just a codename, and there's really no need to waste time arguing about a codename. Edward said, "So now our story begins, once upon a time...... Oh no, it's not the past, haha you guessed wrong, it's not such an old-fashioned beginning. The real beginning is a huge piece of marble mined from deep in the mountains and transported thousands of miles to a large temple. ”

"After the processing of the carvers, the pieces of marble are separated from the whole. In the end, the remaining piece was molded into a Buddha statue, enjoying the incense of the world and being worshiped by the people. The small stones that were separated were simply cut and laid in front of the Buddha statue for people to walk on and step on. "Edward's French is really good, anyway, the words that came out of his mouth, and then translated by Zhang Xinyao, feel quite pure.

"What's behind Simon," Edward said.

"Back, behind is in the dead of night, a piece of marble spread in front of the marble Buddha statue finally couldn't help it. He shouted at the Buddha marble, 'It's not fair, it's not fair, it's not fair, it's marble, why are you being worshiped by the incense of the world, people worshipping us, and we have to be trampled on by everyone!'" Simon thought for a moment.

"That's right, that stone step marble is like a **** yelling, and finally woke up the marble Buddha statue. ”

When Edward was speaking, he was still very cooperative with his expression, dancing with his hands.

"The marble Buddha statue slowly opened his eyes, looked at the marble spread on the ground, and said, 'Now you are being laid on the ground and trampled on, and at that time you have been cut by the craftsmen at most six times. And I want to be worshiped by others, but it is the craftsman who cut a thousand knives on his body and accepted the hammering of "a thousand knives" in exchange.'" Edward said, "The question is, what is the moral of this story. ”

"Each of you has a chance. Simon said.

"Simon, you fool, there are so many of them, if one of them had a chance, a fool would be able to guess the question. Edward Road.

"It's okay, they're not stupid. Simon said naturally.

This dialogue between Simon and Edward, translated by Zhang Xinyao's mouth, can simply make people angry.

Mo Yunfeng finally knew why the doctor who led the way was so angry, this was simply infuriating.

"I'm coming, the question is simple, I'll answer it. Mo Yunfeng said: "Goddess Xin Yao helped me translate." ”

Edward and Simon made a gesture of please, waiting for Mo Yunfeng to answer.

"I've heard this story on the Internet before, and it shows that everyone puts in different efforts, and of course the harvest is different, that is, every hard work is a harvest. Mo Yunfeng replied confidently: "If you want to succeed in anything, you must be able to endure hardship, and perseverance can finally succeed, always bitter first and then sweet, and there will be no pie in the sky." ”

Well, to be able to say that it is a fairly standard answer.

"This gentleman answered very well......" The first half of Edward's sentence made Mo Yunfeng's heart happy, but the second half of the sentence: "But it's wrong." ”

"Huh?" Mo Yunfeng didn't believe it: "How could it be wrong?"

Lin Yinmian, Bai Man, and Zhang Xinyao also looked at Edward, because this question asked them to answer, that is, this answer, and Mo Yunfeng's answer was so standard.

How could it be wrong? )