Beauty is like jade, sword is like a rainbow
"Oh oh oh ......oh oh he Isn't it? I'm glad to be happy! I'm going to be invited again! I'm glad I'm going to be here, I'm glad I'm going to be invited again!I'm glad I'm going to be the prime minister of our country, and I'm also the 'merry scholars' of that era, Lord Lu Dongjiang and Mr. Lu Ge, to serve as the 'final referees' of this election! Let us now use the warmest applause to welcome our great and radiant Lu Dongjiang boss to make a grand appearance!!! and make a grand appearance! That is the mood of the late born puppet at this moment! That is to suddenly go up to our great Dongjiang uncle and father! Look up to the high mountain of its old man! That is the only way to admire the curtain and then admire the duck! And it is really like the surging river, endless! It is also like the Yellow River overflowing, and it is out of control! Oh, oh, na! Respect, the elegant gentlemen who are attending the meeting this time! Yang Ming, the son in law of the emperor of our country and the general of the Zhu State, is also !! Yang Ming, I am here! I would like to give the gift of holding my fist again to all the gentlemen and colleagues present! made a warm "welcome speech".
"Ladies and gentlemen, all vigorous young students, good evening! I am your Uncle Lu Dongjiang and Uncle Lu! Today, old man, I am honored to be able to serve as the referee of everyone's election work together with the two uncles Du Wenzhong and Uncle Wu Xinwu, the chief lieutenant of this dynasty. It shows that even in this barracks, you have not forgotten that you are still an elegant scribe who spreads the thoughts of sages! Hahahahahaha! Seeing you lovely young people, I am very happy and happy now...... Thinking about the 'green years' that Uncle Lu had more than 20 years ago,......, "After Lu Xiufu made his grand debut, he made a long speech there, plus a lengthy speech like "remembering the bittersweet and sweet". (???)
[Well?!? in the current "magnificent" and lively scene, why didn't we see the "little silver man of the earth" Zhao Guanghui???...... Oh hehehehehe... Didn't it mean that as much as 15 percent of the soul thinking of the previous "Fan Xing Zhao Guanghui" had been injected into the body of this Zheng Guanghui's rotten person (Carpenter Wang was only injected with 10 percent). Therefore, it is a pity that the little light of the mortal star, who had died a tragic death before, was actually in this adrift on the sea! It was that he had not yet developed to the stage of "sexual ripeness" that a young man should have at the age of eighteen...... For example, hundreds of billions of "those golden papers" are coming!) So, our new "Zhao Guanghui Wangye", although he "has those adult functions", but he also has some of the extremely sick sexual concepts of the "juvenile and children's glorious prince in the previous life"! It is precisely because of this person's "perfectionism" and perverted psychology that half an hour ago, this "perverted boy" suddenly heard others talk about it, saying that this fairy sister Wen Xian is a gorgeous person, and she actually has a small handful of white hair on the top of her head, and the first thing this little girl does when she gets up every morning to dress up is to use the other thick black hair and green silk on her head to cover up and hide that handful." Little blemish gray hair" to come. Immediately, the good image of this petite fairy sister in the depths of his heart began to be greatly discounted...... Later, this "little pervert" began to be infinitely disgusted because of love and hatred, and this "white-haired witch" Wen Xianhua little girl came...... (Your sister, Zhao Guanghui is a little perverted!The dozen or so white hairs on the head of the little beauty, is this getting in the way of you, or is it provoking you???!! what a bad dog, ugly little perverted ghost!)]
Now, when so many fans of Sister Jiehua have poured into this big boat again, this little prince of King Gui simply sneered at them and took his second sister Zhao Guangyi's little hand with more interest, and went to the bottom bilge to help her comb her hair and observe if there would be "unlucky white hair" on that head...... (??!Rotten Gui King, perverted ghost!His performance here is really fucking like an ignorant erection!!Really, I'm ......!)
"I don't agree!!I don't agree!!I don't even agree with the carpenter who is sitting on it, he can directly advance to our top 20 as a 'questioner' in a while!!Woo la la la! Occasional protest! Occasional protest protest and protest again! Just imagine that the fairy sister of the puppet family is here! She is the real queen of the gate and the daughter of the champion! How can I tolerate a Wang carpenter who has not even been a Xiucai to become his supporter battalion commander! I protest! Protest and protest again!" was the Guangzhou genius of the deputy battalion commander of the battalion of Na Xianhua's sister, "Longshan Jushi Teng Ji Chang Gongzi", who was the deputy commander of the battalion, and asked and protested loudly below.
"Protest and protest again!!We all express our serious dissatisfaction and protest against this matter! Uncle Lu, Lord Lu, the great human father Lu Shibo! You should quickly retract your stupid decision!!"
"Protest?????? The old man solemnly declares it now! The protest of you pedantic scholars has been regarded as invalid by this seat now!!Hmph! Have you eaten up all the sage books that you are familiar with at this time as dry food? Well the sage said: If you believe partially, you will be dark, and if you listen to it, you will be clear! Sage Youyun: Stubborn people often do wrong things. (?...? Dai Mengsoft?!! are you going to die, are you going to die??!? I'm going to kill you, an ugly little white, or an impotence patient Dai Mengsoft!!Your mother's! Please make it clear which "saint" Yun said this sentence????? could he not be said by the later generations of "World War II giants" Winston and Mr. Churchill???? As a knowledgeable and attentive reader, I am going to brutally cut off your worthless dick now!!!Ah?!?!!!!h
Then this Lu Ge Lao continued to roar angrily in the hall: "?? the famous words of the saints, can't you remember them at this time?? what if the old man recites the poem of Lord Wang Yangming is a truly shocking ???????pearl verse?! Let me tell you the truth, this scholar of Wang Yangming University is brilliant and talented, and I have already studied and learned it before! Moreover, in two days, we will find a suitable and grand time to directly canonize this scholar Wang Yang as the scholar of our dynasty's 'Xinghui Pavilion'! Now everyone should know the origin of my Wang Yangming's sage, right? Everyone! He is the future scholar of Xinghui Pavilion of my Great Song Dynasty! Hmph! I think who else dares to put forward any more foolish and presumptuous arguments here??? ”
…… Silent...... After listening to Lu Xiufu's lecture and being silent for a while, most of the scholars began to pay tribute to the carpenter Wang in the hall here: "Salute to Scholar Wang Yangming! Learn from !!Scholar Wang Yangming."
General Teng Jichang, the supreme commander of the Song Army's first ship, had no choice but to follow everyone's salute and salute the "Wang Scholar" here......
…… When it was time for Lu Xiufu to announce the comments of the contestants this time, he could only hear this Lord Lu clear his throat and read aloud: "Today, there is Wang Yangming University scholar Zeng Shi said: 'In case the Zen pass is broken, the beauty is like a jade sword like a rainbow'." Now I invite all the students who participated in the competition to come forward to comment on this pearl poem, and only those who have been recognized for their comments can enter the next round of competition. ”…… (Gong Zizhen, Gong Zizhen, my Gong Zizhen, comrades, the little one is the same Mr. Gong Zizhen who is engaged in modern literature, yes! Even the Huihong poems are so wronged! Even Huihong poems are now being stolen by Wang Yangming's little dog, and they have shamelessly been stolen here! Comrades! I even appeal to everyone, copyright, copyright, we must have a little bit of copyright awareness! Woo ??!...woo woo Ahhh......h )
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