Walking on campus, Zhang Yao felt like he was in a dream.

He hadn't recovered until now.

I added the wrong chat group in the morning, and there were four psychiatric elementary school students living in dreams, and then these four people became the creator gods.

I also sent myself to Antarctica to see penguins for free.

Penguin!

Thinking of penguins, Zhang Yao remembered the experience of dying countless times in Antarctica.

Zhang Yao stood on the playground and looked up at the white clouds in the sky, he felt that the suffering of his life was about to begin.

He became the toy of those four gods, and he was the chief one!

"Chief, that means me. Zhang Yao complained at the time.

Then he suddenly saw the warm bloody mouth of the polar bear.

Recognition is relatively fast, which has always been an advantage that Zhang Yao is proud of. So he instantly confessed. The chief is the chief. It's better to be alive than anything else.

After a series of confessions and apologies, gambling and vows, the four creation gods finally left a life for Chu Yuan. Sent the polar bear back to its cold homeland.

When the polar bear left, Zhang Yao had a headache when he looked at the messy dormitory.

"If I told them that there were polar bears in the dormitory, I don't know if they would send me to a psychiatric rehabilitation center. ”

After some careful consideration, Zhang Yao was sure that if he told his roommates that the dormitory was in such a mess because of a polar bear, he would definitely be sent to a psychiatric rehabilitation center.

So he had to personally restore the dormitory to seventy or eighty percent of its original state. There was really nothing he could do about the remaining two pots that were smashed by the polar bear.

But fortunately, he still has some savings, and now he is on his way to buy a kettle.

"No one will believe this. Zhang Yao muttered to himself.

'Jingle Bell !!'

The ringtone of the mobile phone dragged Zhang Yao out of self-pity and self-pity, and he took out his mobile phone and connected it very unhappily: "What are you looking for your cousin!?"

"Boy, you're amazing!" came the senior's angry voice on the phone: "You're playing with me, aren't you?"

"Senior!

"Doot toot..."

Zhang Yao looked at the mobile phone that made a blind sound, and he had an even more headache, he made an appointment with the senior of the computer department to have a hot pot at half a o'clock to repair the computer, but he didn't come back from Antarctica until two o'clock.

After he came back, he had a friendly exchange with the polar bear, and he forgot about the meal.

In the university, the most important thing is not to offend the seniors, especially the capable seniors, so Zhang Yao quickly called the phone back, but unfortunately the voice from the microphone showed that he had been blocked.

"That's the end of it. Zhang Yao covered his forehead in pain.

If you offend your seniors, you will have to deal with any computer problems in the future, especially computer exams, without the help of your seniors.... That's supposed to be hanging.

Zhang Yao rushed to the school store as fast as he could, bought two kettles and two boxes of good cigarettes. He was going to wait for the evening to go to the senior's dormitory to plead guilty. Seeing that the computer exam is about to take place, it is very unwise to offend the seniors of the computer department at this time.

"Dididi~!"

There was another message on the phone, Zhang Yao hurriedly looked over, and saw that a new message appeared in the [Creation God Chat Group].

I am the God of Creation: "Where's the toy?"

Zhang Yao hurriedly recovered: "Great God, I am here." ”

It's okay to offend the senior, and you can solve it by sending two boxes of cigarettes. To sin against God is to pay with life.

I am the creator god: "Is there anything delicious in the world lately?"

Zhang Yao looked at the information of the group chat suspiciously, "Is it delicious? God also wants to eat? Isn't it God? Why do you still need to eat?

I am the creator God: "Why can't God eat!"

I'm going!telepathy!

Zhang Yao was shocked, this is not fun, it will be telepathically fun. Don't you know what you think?

Besides, you're going to telepathize with you in a yarn group chat!

"Isn't it afraid of scaring you to death if I tell you directly? A voice suddenly appeared in Zhang Yao's mind.

Zhang Yao was taken aback again, and the newly bought thermos in his hand almost fell to the ground.

I'm the creator god: "So, let's use group chat." ”

Chief Toy: "It's all up to you." ”

It's really scary, and a voice that doesn't belong to me suddenly appears in my head, which is what everyone is afraid of.

I am the creator god: "Go and find ten kinds of good food, and one of them will not taste good." I'll feed you to Dabai. ”

Zhang Yao's hand holding the phone trembled, Dabai, the new name of the polar bear.

He carried the kettle and ran quickly towards the snack street outside the school, for his own life, not to mention ten kinds of food, even if it was a hundred, he would find all of them.

Running all the way to the snack street, it was early afternoon, and the snack street was sparsely populated. Except for a few who slept until the afternoon to come out to forage for food, there was only a bunch of small vendors left.

Zhang Yao quickly ran to a fried stinky tofu stall: "Big brother, ten strings! I'll come back and get it later!"

Zhang Yao was left in front of the stalls of grilled cold noodles, fried skewers, meat buns, double-skin milk, duck blood vermicelli soup, soup dumplings and other snacks. He wandered the snack streets, buying food for his spirits.

When Chu Yuan returned to the dormitory with a large bag of snacks, several classmates in the surrounding dormitories who had a good relationship with him were already waiting at the door of the dormitory with a smell.

"Yo, Brother Yao worked hard, I'll help you take it. This bunch of things! Brother Yao still feels sorry for his brothers, knowing that his brother hasn't eaten. ”

"You're starving to death, if you eat a little bit of this thing, it's going to kill me!" Zhang Yao pushed away the classmates who wanted to eat and hid in the dormitory.

These things are the delicious and famous things in the snack street he carefully selected, and he is afraid that if the god is not satisfied, then he will exist in this world as the excrement of Dabai tomorrow morning.

Fortunately, the rest of the people in the dormitory are not there now, otherwise Zhang Yao would have to spend a lot of time. He put the food in his hand on the table, put away the newly bought kettle, took out his mobile phone and opened the group chat.

Chief Toy: "God, I've bought what you want." ”

I'm the creator god: "This stinky thing is quite to my taste." ”

Zhang Yao hurriedly turned around, and then he was shocked to find that the big bag of food on the table had disappeared. He hurried to the group chat to reply.

Chief Toy: "If you like it, the rest will still suit your appetite, right?"

Creation God: "I still like this soup." ”

Supreme Creation God: "What is this sweet and sour?"

Sweet and sour, Zhang Yao recalled what he bought and said, "That's fried yogurt." ”

Three pigs above: "I like this kebab." That kind of foul-smelling thing actually has people who like it, tsk tsk. ”

Zhang Yao looked at the messages in the group chat and suddenly had a bad premonition. Then the messages in the group chat proved his hunch.

I am the creator god: "What do you mean by this!"

The three pigs above: "Look down on what you mean!"

I'm going, I'm going to go to war!" Zhang Yao subconsciously took the phone into the distance. Who knows what kind of way this group of gods will fight, and what if the phone explodes.

There was a long silence in the group chat. Just when Zhang Yao was about not to look at it. There was a loud thunderclap outside the window.

"Knock knock ~ !!" (thunder but I don't know how to describe orz... ）

Chu Yuan looked out of the window in a panic, the weather was clear, with blue sky and white clouds. The thunder just now didn't have any effect.

Suddenly, the phone vibrate. There's a new message in the group chat. Zhang Yao hurriedly picked up his mobile phone, he had a hunch that the thunder just now had something to do with these gods in the group.

I am the creator god: "Don't be cowardly, keep fighting! I can't kill you!"

The three pigs above: "Rude! disdain you to argue!"

Looking at the news in the group chat, Zhang Yao let go of his half-hung heart, the thunder just now seemed to be really made by these two gods.

Eh~!For Mao will rest assured! This special meow is a fairy fight!

Zhang Yao feels that his acceptance has improved a lot now. Maybe it's because he's experienced too much stimulation that day, and his nerves have become numb.

The three pigs above: "Toys!

Zhang Yaogang's heart hung up again, and he hurriedly replied: "What's the matter, Pig God?"

There was another terrible silence in the group chat. Zhang Yao even had a drop of cold sweat left on his face, and he felt as if he had made a big mistake.

Just when he was nervous and wanted to commit suicide, new news finally appeared in the group chat.

I am the God of Creation: "Pig God!hahahaha! I'm going to die laughing!"

Creation God: "Pig God, I can't do it, help me up, I can laugh for another five minutes!"

Supreme Creation God: "How did you come up with the idea to call him the Pig God, talented! ”

Looking at the news in the group chat, Zhang Yao's back was cold, and he felt that he was not far from the day when he would become a big white excrement. But before that, he wanted to struggle again.

Chief Toy: "I sincerely admit my mistakes! But it's hard to call you gods." I'm also forced to be helpless. ”

The group chat continued to be silent, and no god paid attention to Zhang Yao's words.

Ten minutes later, at the end of Zhang Yao's suicide note to himself, a new message appeared in the group chat.

Allah: Well, I don't blame you this time. I'll change my name. ”

I am the God of Creation: "Eh, the pig god, how did you change your name!"

Creation God: "Pig God! ”

Supreme Creation God: "Pig God, how many times we have said that you will change your name, you will not change it, and we will call you the pig god sooner if we knew it." ”

Zhang Yao looked at the pig god renamed Allah with a confused face, Allah, Allah! I drop a good girl! This is different from the style of painting that is good!

Zhang Yao now thinks that if he goes to tell the child in the dormitory next to him that your Allah just talked to me, I don't know if I will be killed.

Feeling that he would definitely be killed, Zhang Yao decisively gave up this idea.

He picked up his phone and continued to look at the content of the group chat.

Jade Emperor: "Then I'll change it too, I don't miss it for a long time." ”

Buddha Rulai: "Yes, it's been a long time. ”

God: "Why are you two names so long?"

Allah: It's strange that we all have four words, and only you have two words.

Zhang Yao silently put down his phone and took a deep breath. He felt dizzy and looked like he was deprived of oxygen.

These four are actually the Jade Emperor, the Buddha and God, Allah.

Zhang Yao felt that something must be wrong, this style of painting was obviously not right.

What a big mistake! Such a serious religion was created by such an unserious god! What about play?!

"The next time someone comes to try to bring me to religion, I'll throw the chat in his face. Zhang Yao said to himself: "Labor and management are the chief toys of your family god! I see who dares to bother me!"

The four gods in the group chat suddenly began to reminisce about the old days, reminiscing about the time when they had founded their respective religions. It was a joyous time.

In order to perfect the system of their respective religions, they racked their brains to conceive. There are even times when you have to play different roles by yourself to add drama to yourself.

The four gods were chatting in the group, and Zhang Yao was watching the screen on the side, and from the chat of the four gods, he didn't get any information.

The gods have shielded him!

This is not a shield in the group chat, but a shield at the spiritual level, what the four gods said Zhang Yao saw clearly, but he forgot it in an instant. I can't remember anything.

After many failed attempts, Zhang Yao chose to give up, and now he is more concerned about how to pass his computer exams than the secrets of several religions thousands of years ago.

"Boom!"

Just when Zhang Yao was about to inquire about the location of the senior's dormitory, the door of his own dormitory was violently kicked open.

A few stout students from the Physical Education Department walked into the dormitory, pointed to Zhang Yao's nose and asked, "Does Zhang Yao live in your dormitory?"

Zhang Yao looked at these people suspiciously and replied, "Yes, I am Zhang Yao, do you have anything to do?"

"You're Zhang Yao?" the lead student grinned, then shouted, "That's him!

"Slow down!" Zhang Yao looked at these people in panic and asked, "I didn't offend a few people, why did you beat me?"

Several people looked at each other and smiled, and said, "Don't you know that you offended Brother Ye?" Okay, it's over after being beaten, and we'll be able to do it after a while." ”

Brother Ye, the senior of the computer is surnamed Ye, Zhang Yao understands that it is because he released other people's pigeons, which makes people hate him.

"This senior's strength is too small. Chu Yuan said secretly in his heart.

"Okay! Chat is over! him!" The leading student rushed to Zhang Yao, and raised his hand to slap him.

At this time, Zhang Yao was about to speak, but was interrupted by this sudden slap, and only the last few words popped out: "Didn't you eat?"

What he was going to say was: As for the fight, didn't he just let him go without food?

As a result, this slap disrupted all the previous words, and the last few words were heard clearly.

The leader looked at Zhang Yao in shock, and then turned into anger, he had never seen such a flute. He was a javelin thrower who pointed to his arm to eat, and now this kid actually said that he had little strength!

Zhang Yao also regretted wanting to die after saying those words, he covered his hot face, trying to explain that he didn't mean that.

"Smack!"

Before he could speak, another slap was slapped in the face, this time obviously several times heavier than the last one. Zhang Yao spun and fell to the ground.

"I'm your ancestor!" Zhang Yao was angry, you still have three points of earthiness, and you were slapped twice in a row, which is simply a great shame!

He stood up and kicked at the man in front of him. The person who slapped him smiled at the corner of his mouth, puffed up his chest and prepared to take Zhang Yao's kick. If he is a sports student who doesn't have the ability to resist hits, it will be a joke to say.

Then he flew upside down and smashed into the body of the classmate behind him.

Zhang Yao looked at his legs in shock, he didn't know how he kicked people out with one kick. He knew his own strength, and it might be possible to kick people to the ground, but it was simply unthinkable to kick them out.

A group of sports students, first looked at Zhang Yao in shock, and then all showed angry expressions, in this school, they have never been the only ones who bully others and beat others, and no one has ever dared to beat them.

The four sports students put the person who had just been kicked on the ground, and then hugged Zhang Yao.

Then they lay down next to the first man.

And Zhang Yao looked at his fist in even more shock and urgency.

Mom, my punching speed is about to catch up with Bruce Lee!