"Oh! I said, how can you, little girl, massage your own officials so stiffly? Oh? Could it be that you still have dog guts in your little heart at this time, and you are still resentful of me, the future head of the family, in a disobedient and unfilial manner? Okay! Xiao Zhao! It seems that you are determined to be struck by thunder! Brother Wang, I will not embarrass you so evilly, hum! You still have the vicious thoughts of complaining about my husband at this time? Okay! I will go and mention to your mother Aunt Fang in a while: Hmph! Lao Tzu wants to give her this family business, and she will immediately retreat......" Carpenter Wang sat in a bamboo chair on the deck, while checking and counting the various materials that the soldiers had snatched from the enemy's ship, while counting the poor Zhao Minjun who was "massaging and dissipating" him like an old man.

"Eh, eh, eh, uh-huh...!Xiao Zhao, I'm guilty! Xiao Zhao, I know I'm wrong! I beg the big officials to be magnanimous, and I'll forgive Xiao Zhao this time! Don't go to my mother's place to get married? I want to come to Xiao Zhao's house with a big girl, and she doesn't look ugly, if you stay for a while, you actually get divorced by your father-in-law, you let Xiao Zhao and I have the face to live again in the future! Don't retreat, don't retreat! Xiao Zhao must serve you with all your heart, and you don't dare to be disobedient and resentful again! I'll change, I'll change! I'm obedient, I'm obedient, right? Brother Yangming! Uh-huh! Xiao Zhao Zhongmo now feels that you are spicy again, and the light is great! cough, cough, cough, like the big brother who often hears the puppet brother often say...... Little sister, I look up to your old man's well now? It just seems like the surging river is endless, and it seems like the Yellow River is overflowing, and it is out of control...... As soon as the little girl Zhao Min heard that this king was going to be coerced, saying that she wanted to withdraw from the marriage, she was anxious to think of the name of her yellow flower girl, and she was about to be in danger of losing her marriage because of the divorce of this king and rotten people!

"Oh!?you change, you're good, aren't you? That's good! Hmph! Then you will listen to the orders of this great official now, and massage me with your heart while obediently massaging me, and at the same time, use your beautiful voice to sing a few verses of 'Eighteen Touches' to the prime minister and me!" (Rotten man, slut, Carpenter of the Evil Silver King, who has been degraded to the bones!!)

"Puff snort...... cough, cough, ......cough, cough, cough, cough, cough

"Oh! This is still not sincere, I don't want to sing, right? Hmph! It means that you are still viciously resentful of this future husband in your heart at this time! Hmph! If you don't sing Lao Tzu for a while, you will go to get out of the marriage! Wow, yes, ...... "Wang Slut is there to threaten this little beauty.

"Ahh......h Brother Wang, are you Zhong Zhong who knows my little daughter's family, and he will sing the 'Eighteen Touches'! Ahh Please, please, please, big official, is it okay to change to another tune??please, please, please, please, ......please,

Wang Yangming saw this girl's delicate appearance, and felt that she was becoming more and more cute, so he continued to tease her there: "Hmph! I'm embarrassed to ask the big officials how do you know that you will definitely sing this kind of little song? Hmph! What kind of business do your ancestors do, Min'er, don't you even know this? (pretending to be a prodigal beauty to set up a 'Tianxian Bureau' to commit fraud!) Hmph! Xiao Zhao! This is a big official, I'm testing whether you are obedient or not, and whether you listen to the words of my family master! Now you don't want to sing anymore, do you? Could it be that what you said just now was an attempt to fool the poor official and carpenter Wang ??? ????."

"Oh, yes, yes, you're going to calm the angry duck, you have to calm the angry duck! I sing, I sing, I promise to sing, can't I? But at this time, there is no Zhong Er Xin'er or anything, come to the concubine and I will percussion the accompaniment, ah............? But it means that there is no musical accompaniment, which makes it difficult to sing the song well......

"Hahahahaha

"I'll fuck your sister!!Bold King Carpenter!How dare you openly tease my noble county lord of the Great Song Kingdom in this public??Lao Tzu is going to come over with a sword and kill you now!" General Duan Cheng, the deputy general of the Great Interior, finally couldn't stand it anymore, so he shouted there with his sword.

"Adjutant General Duan Cheng, you are rude! Xiao Duan! What are you doing here? Are you seeing injustice on the road? Drawing a sword to help? Or are you punishing the strong and helping the weak, and heroes saving the beauty? Hmph! Xiao Duan, you are really playing the piano indiscriminately! What the hell are you not clearly seeing, is it the little couple of carpenters Wang who are 'discussing family affairs and mixing family affairs' here? You are an outsider who is a dog! At this time, you will rush out, and you have to take care of the housework of the young couple??? you are a pig?!?? Xiao Duan, you are really stupid!! get out! Get out of here! Don't let this seat watch you make a fool of yourself here again, get out! Get out...... "Lu Xiufu saw that Duan Cheng was about to stand up for Zhao Min's county lord there, and he flattered Wang Yangming on the spot and scolded General Duan Cheng loudly.

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So in the twilight of the sea of the cliff gate where the smoke of gunpowder is billowing and the sky is full of fire...... On the front deck of the Song Army's Nine Ships, which were resting before a little battle...... At this time, she was babbling, and the beautiful Zhao Min County Lord sounded with a young and tactful voice: "...... ......As soon as I looked up, I saw a pear seller, and I had the heart to buy two pears for my husband! Little sister sends a lover..."......

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