That's how Mom came.....

Without the slightest precaution or concern, she just showed up, while my sister and I were making children.....

Qin Ze's Ruyi Jing Hoop Stick, the size of Ruyi, shrunk as soon as it "swooped".

Qin Ze: "......"

There won't be any after-effects.

This thought flashed through his mind, and now he didn't have time to think about it, his mother came.

If she saw herself and her sister taking a mandarin duck bath naked, she also bullied her sister with a wishful stick..... Don't dare to think, don't dare to think, the consequences must be unbearable pain in life.

No matter how good her old man is, she will have a heart attack or cerebral hemorrhage or something.

"Why is Mom here?" my sister had a collapsed expression, how could she still be a little charming, and her eyes were full of panic.

My sister held his hand, her knuckles straining and trembling slightly.

"I must have called at noon to hear that you were sick and came to take a look. Qin Ze's face turned pale: "Why don't you call?" Sister, you must take back the key when you turn around, you can't give it to your mother, this time it's in the bathroom, and next time you might catch her in bed early in the morning." ”

Qin Baobao was about to cry, "Is it time to say this, you go out quickly, hurry up and ....."

As soon as the words fell, a mother's voice sounded outside: "Baby, Aze?"

Qin Baobao was full of excitement: "Run, run, run, ....."

"What are you running?" Qin Ze had a dark face: "Mom is outside, isn't running out looking for death?"

"What then?" said my sister frowned in a panic.

"You say you're taking a shower, so stabilize her first. Qin Ze's eyes were nervously aimed at the bathroom door.

"Eh," my sister responded, trying her best to suppress her trembling voice: "Mom, I'm taking a bath, you.... You.... Why did you get here? ”

Are you trying to kill me?

When Qin's mother heard the voice, she walked over and asked at the door, "Take a bath?" ”

Qin Baobao just wanted to say that he was in the room, but Qin Ze covered his mouth hard: "Say I'm not at home, socialize." ”

How could there be no one in the family, Qin's mother, not know?

Qin Baobao reacted and tried his best to be as plain as possible: "It's outside, the little red guy doesn't know where he died, what's the matter." ”

Outside the door, Qin's mother let out an "oh".

"Mom, why are you here, I don't know what to say. Qin Baobao complained.

"Didn't Aze say that you are not feeling well, I'll come and take a look. Mother Qin's gentle tone.

"I'm fine, I'm not in good health, three bowls of rice for a meal. Qin Baobao said.

Qin's mother didn't speak, only said: "Are you almost done washing, washed out, Mom has something to say to you." ”

"There's not much to say. Qin Baobao said loudly.

"Nothing?"

"I.... I mean, it's...."Qin Baobao's voice gradually weakened, Qin Ze gave her a look, and her sister immediately looked angry: "Mom, are you annoyed, I don't want to talk to you, I have something to say when I go home tomorrow." ”

Roll out of the gram.

Please.

Qin's mother couldn't resist her tone: "Wash quickly, I'll wait for you outside." ”

There was no sound outside the door.

Qin Baobao looked at his younger brother: "What should I do now?

The corners of Qin Ze's mouth twitched: "Don't make trouble, you can see it in the living room." You take a shower in your room, and your mom sees me going out, what do you say she's doing?"

Qin Baobao thought for a while: "Stupid, I'll just go out, I'll send her home." ”

Both of them were about to be scared into retardation by Qi Qi.

Qin Baobao walked out of the bathroom along the steps, and her delicate body "stood out" from the water, with a beautiful back curve, a small waist in a hand, and a round two-petal buttocks.....

Qin Ze lowered his head in disbelief, but he didn't react??

Qin Baobao put on a bathrobe, blocked the graceful spring light, and whispered: "I'm out!"

Qin Ze was about to nod, but coldly caught a glimpse of the kiss mark on his sister's erect neck, and was shocked: "Ask for a bean sack, sister!!"

Qin Baobao was dazed, and said in a thief's tone: "What's the matter." ”

Qin Ze pointed to his neck.

Qin Baobao walked to the mirror and took a look.....

Qin Baobao: (╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻

My sister retracted into the bath again, stomped her feet in the water, and wanted to cry: "You killed me, maggots with black hearts, what are you kissing." ”

Qin Ze: "I, I didn't pay attention. ”

Who would have thought of that. Didn't you just push me to my neck?

Qin Baobao instinctively crackled and smashed down five thunderbolts on her head, almost crushing her desire to survive.

Suddenly I found that my plan was not perfect, and it was just a matter of talking on paper! The mere fact of cheating on my parents and younger brother behind my back was difficult, and there was a risk of being discovered at any time.....

There was movement around him, and when he looked down, Qin Baobao exploded, opening his teeth and dancing claws: "Are you still in the mood?"

Qin Ze ignored it and continued to use the Qilin Arm to cast the Five Dragons Holding Pillar Dafa, but there was still no reaction, he raised his head in despair: "It's over....."

Qin Baobao: "......"

"Sister, you can help me try, I think I can still save it. Qin Ze grabbed his sister's hand and pressed it on the lollipop gummy, and the sister and brother made a slow motion with their left hand and right hand.

This time it has an effect, but the effect is not great, the sword is three inches out of the sheath, and the killing machine is contained but not revealed, and it will be spit out but not spit out. That's the state.

Qin Baobao said straightly: "Shi Geng, Shi Geng can't get up??"

Qin Ze: "......"

In an instant, grief flowed backwards.

When his mother entered the door, he was almost at the critical moment, and he was scared and covered with goosebumps, and then he found that it had become gummies.

I have heard that men will have problems when they are violently stimulated at critical moments, but I didn't believe it before, but now I have to believe it.

Qin Baobao was anxious: "Go, go to the hospital?"

If you don't go to the hospital when you die, you have to find a private doctor.....

Qin Ze's face changed several times, pushed his sister to the edge of the bath, turned over, and asked her to turn her back to herself: "Rub it, maybe it's good to rub it." ”

This posture of my sister would make any man angry when he saw it, and Qin Ze needed this kind of stimulation to soothe the wounds in his heart.

In about ten minutes, the fine hoop stick is reinvigorated!

Qin Ze was relieved and patted his sister's buttocks: "Sister, your happy days are still long." ”

The widow has a disease, but it is not impotence.

Thankfully!

After rubbing the artifact of curing impotence, I feel that I have got a new skill again.

"Baby, Mommy is in!"

The bathroom door was knocked twice, clicked, and unscrewed.

Because I didn't think that I would be caught raping, there were only two of them at home, so the bathroom door was not locked.

Ruyi fine hoop stick, the size is arbitrary, with the hair fried vertically, the chrysanthemum is tight, "sigh", and shrinks.

Qin Ze looked sad: MMP!

There was no time to grieve, and between the lightning and flint, he didn't think about it, took a deep breath, and plunged into the water.

And Qin Baobao also tacitly grabbed a bag of dried roses by the bath and poured them all into the bath.

Mama Qin is in!

Qin Baobao threw away the empty bag with a thief's heart, and then squatted in the water, his back was close to the edge of the bath, only showing his head on the surface of the water, and he was angry to hide his panic and gaffe, and said angrily: "Mom, what are you doing here, I'm taking a bath!!"

"What's the matter, you are the meat that fell from my body, where haven't I seen it?" Qin Ma was unmoved, reflexively closed the door, walked to the edge of the bath, pulled over a stool and sat down, and glanced at the thick layer of rose petals floating on the water: "Why are you sprinkling so many petals, waste." ”

Qin Baobao's eyes fluttered: "Petal whitening and beauty, I am a big star, I have to take good care of it." ”

Qin's mother: "Then my mother came down to wash with you." ”

"Don't!" Qin Baobao screamed, feeling out of shape, and hurriedly said: "How old is it, it's not a child, mom is really taking a bath, you go back first, ..... tomorrow" Thinking that the kiss marks would not disperse even tomorrow, he changed his words: "I'll talk about it when I go home the day after tomorrow." ”

Your son is still in the water, don't come down.

Thinking of Qin's mother going into the water regardless of it, Qin Baobao's head was about to break out in a cold sweat.

Mother Qin's eyes swept over the spacious space of the bathroom, and suddenly she stared, obviously seeing two bathrobes, and two pairs of slippers by the pool: "Throw away the bathrobes, don't put the shoes in the bath?" Aze has also become lazy. ”

Qin Baobao: "Yes, yes, Aze is really getting more and more excessive." ”

My sister's little heart was about to pop out of her chest, and the heart said that it was good that there were no clothes and pants for my brother on the ground, otherwise the calf would be finished.

Qin Baobao's heart was crossed: "Mom, you came to see me, I'm afraid it's not to see if I'm in good health." ”

Qin's mother said angrily: "You have a lot in your heart, if I don't come in by myself, do you want to wash for an hour?

Qin Baobao's mouth was stiff: "I didn't." ”

Mother Qin: "I've raised you for twenty-six years, don't I know what virtues you have?"

Qin Baobao stopped talking.

Qin's mother sighed and said: "I know you, either don't move your feelings, or admit it, Mom knows that after you have a boyfriend, you are very happy, and finally ....." She paused and didn't continue, "But who knows that you have a problem again, tell Mom, which man bullies my baby like this." ”

At the same time, under the water, Qin Ze held his breath, water was not a good sound transmission medium, and the sound of his sister and mother talking to his ears was blurred.

It's easy to hold his breath, they talked on it for ten or twenty minutes, and he could still hold on, but he wanted to know what his mother and sister said.

"System, give it a hanging. ”

"One knife 999 hegemony is invincible, or is it a farming hanging that relies on swallowing to upgrade a kun at the beginning?"

"The host is at the point of life and death, you don't have to be skinny about the system, how about a radar. ”

"No problem host, one hundred points. ”

"Why are you robbing money, a hundred points?"

"Love or not. ”

"Yes, yes. ”

The voice fell, and the conversation between my sister and mother clearly sounded in my head, and the sound waves were used as a medium by the system and directly transmitted into Qin Ze's mind.

Qin Baobao pretended to be nothing: "No one bullied me, I broke up peacefully, well, broke up peacefully." ”

Qin's mother said in a low voice: "Don't pretend, when you just came back, don't you know what you look like? Mom knows that her baby is emotional, and who she likes, she can't wait to be good to him, but there are always people who don't know how to cherish it, so it's okay to separate, and the long pain is better than the short pain, right? ”

"Is he coming back to you again? But don't be stupid anymore, girl, you are so beautiful, my mother is afraid that you will be bullied by others, waste your youth in vain, and end up with nothing. ”

When these words came to Qin Baobao's heart, her nose was sour.

Qin Ze thought to himself, it turned out that his mother rushed over to give psychological counseling to his sister.

"What a good girl my baby is, but she doesn't know how to pick a man," the sisters and brothers didn't understand the bitterness and deep meaning of their mother's words, Qin's mother said and said, tears burst into tears: "Mom broke her heart for you, you know, I don't want to point fingers at your feelings, but you at least have to tell us, so worry in vain, you can't eat or sleep well....."

My sister's eyes were red.

"How can parents not want their children to be good, seeing you so sad, my mother feels good? No matter how bad the man is, as long as the baby likes it, the mother is willing to understand. ”

Qin Baobao cried: "Mom, he's not bad, he's not bad." ”

Qin's mother: "Then you tell Mom, who is he, as long as you really like it, Mom can accept it, Mom is willing to accept it..."

Qin Baobao said: "He.... Oops!!"

The thigh was pinched by Qin Ze, and Qin Baobao woke up in pain and woke up from the sad atmosphere created by his mother.

"What's wrong with you?" asked Mama Qin.

"It's okay, the brush is still in the bath and I didn't take it out, I accidentally did it just now, stabbing me to death....." Qin Baobao excused himself, then squeezed his eyes, squeezed out two tears, and said: "I know, Mom, I promise that I will never have any entanglements with him again, and if I find the object in the future, I will definitely bring it back to you as soon as possible." ”

The mother and daughter talked about it, Qin's mother tried her boyfriend's identity in various ways, Qin Baobao avoided the important and light, gave full play to her acting instincts, and made all kinds of guarantees, saying that she had gotten rid of the failed relationship, saying that she would definitely marry before the age of thirty, and that her mother must arrange a blind date for me.

Qin's mother nodded helplessly, "It's good that you know, you must not hold back if you are wronged, and you must remember to bring it home when you find a partner, don't hide it..... By the way, why hasn't your brother come back yet? ”

Two minutes ago, Qin Ze was already pinching his sister's waist, and Qin Baobao knew what he meant.

Hurry up and let my mother go, I'm about to suffocate to death.

"Socializing, it's all like this. Mom, you didn't go back beforehand, it's late. "Qin Baobao drove people.

Qin's mother thought for a while, "Why don't you sleep here tonight?"

Qin Baobao: "......."

Qin Ze: "......"

My sister is a smart girl in the end, and she said, "Okay, Mom, you sleep with me tonight." After a pause, he said with a bitter face: "I'm hungry, Aze is not at home at night, I eat takeout by myself, so I eat a little bit of it, Mom, you go to the kitchen to cook noodles for me." ”

Qin's mother said angrily: "I won't take care of myself at all, wait." ”

After that, I finally got out.

As soon as the person left, Qin Ze came out of the water, greedily breathed fresh air, panting, and palpitated: "Mom, I almost died, I almost died....."

Qin Baobao breathed a sigh of relief and sat down in the bath like a collapse.

"You almost got tricked by your mom just now, you know. Qin Zehou was afraid.

Qin Baobao said embarrassedly: "I know, I won't in the future." ”

Mother's tears are a big killer for her children, and they are brought to rhythm by accident.

Qin Baobao climbed ashore and put on a bathrobe: "I'll go to the kitchen, and then I will close the kitchen door, you sneak out, and then come in..... Remember to go to the room to put on your clothes first, move fast, and walk lightly, you know. ”

"Yes, yes. ”

The sisters and brothers, who were desperate for survival, quickly took action.

"That's right, sister......" Qin Ze said.

Qin Baobao stopped at the door and looked back: "What's the matter?" ”

Qin Ze: "Wait for my mother to sleep at night, and do it again." ”

Qin Baobao wanted to kill people angrily, "You don't want to live anymore?"

Dropped the word "idiot" and walked out of the bathroom.

Qin Ze lowered his head, looked at the Lollipop Gummy sadly, and said to himself: "It's okay, it's okay, my sister won't help you, your two ex-girlfriends can help you, you will definitely do it." ”

ps: Yes, yes, Germany won, worthy of being the last champion, since then black to pink, 2:1, I actually won, write a few books, live by the World Cup in the future, win the clubhouse tender model, lose the rooftop number! (manual funny)

In addition, it is the match between Spain and Portugal that is the best.

Iceland is also very good, 11 out of 330,000 people are selected to enter the World Cup, on the other hand, in a certain country in Asia, more than a billion people can't even enter the World Cup, which is really embarrassing for India.