Chapter 92: A or B
Scolding without dirty words, and the mocking tone is flat, this is Han Shi, so it is impossible to change the topic or anything.
In the next second, Han Shi changed his words, looked around at the reporters present, and said: "Whether it is the legendary blind prophet Dimitrova or the world's most famous prophet Nostradamus, I don't think you are as good as you, as well as many critics and authors who were not at the scene. ”
Is this a surprise compliment?
I think too much, just listen to the next sentence......
"The prophecies of Dimitrova and Danmas are vague, obscure, and wide-ranging, but the first of you who are here can affirm that I am good at short stories, and that I am a future short story writer, a master of prophecy. ”
"Cat" is well written, but 90% of the people present have not read it, not to mention that the future master of short stories will definitely not be able to discover it from a short story, so this passage can be said to be a pretext, but I didn't expect it to be keenly grasped by Han Shi.
The reporters who were named at the scene opened their mouths, but before the words could be spoken, Han Shi continued.
He said: "If I didn't show up, I knew that my first book "Pinocchio" had not yet been put on sale, that I was making money, that I was not suitable for writing fairy tales, and that I was really condescending to be a reporter and critic." Han Shi said seriously.
There was no hint of sarcasm at all, and he uttered this extremely sarcastic word.
Han Shi, who is so venomous in "Metamorphosis", so bold and reckless in the interview, and goes to war with the world, how can he be a bully, this is the explosion of nature.
Most reporters are speechless, in the final analysis, just like Han Shi said, the book has not yet been released, even if you are sure and confident, saying that this is a bad book, but it is still a certainty, not a fact.
However, there is no shortage of reporters who can speak well, for example, this popular reporter of the "Forum Daily" is very eloquent and quickly found a point of refutation.
He said very quickly, as if a machine gun suddenly said: "We know that if you jump from the stairs, you will fall to your death, and we also know that if you are bitten by a poisonous snake, you need to take the serum immediately, these are the experiences left by our predecessors." ”
"Experience can judge many things, just as judging that you can't write a fairy tale is not a prophecy, it is the most accurate judgment based on experience. The more the reporter of the "Forum Daily" talked, the more cheerful and reasonable.
"So based on experience, I decided that I couldn't write a good fairy tale. Han Shi said bluntly: "Just because of my perverse personality, I can't write fairy tales well, this is what you call experience?"
That's right, according to the encyclopedic dictionary, the interpretation of the literary genre of fairy tales: through the rich imagination, fantasy and exaggeration to shape the image, reflect life, and teach children the mind. The reporter of "Forum" said: "The former has no opinion because of its rich imagination, but in the end, it educates children ideologically...... Is it really right for you to come?"
Books are not equal to character, and even character has nothing to do with works, there are few writers in the world who have bad character and write well?
Jack London, who was worse than his original owner as a teenager, got into fights, smoked, drank and drugged, but even so, he wrote what is called the world's most famous autobiographical novel, "Martin Eden", and was one of the first people to carry the banner of commercial fiction.
Another example is the white-eyed wolf who is alive and well printed on the language book, and Maupassant and Alexandre Dumas who have erosive private lives, who dares to say that their works are not good?
But these are literary works, which are completely different from fairy tales, which is why this group of people dare to be so sure, and the public says that the public is reasonable, and the mother says that the mother is reasonable, and it is endless, and it is big news, and it is not clear.
A group of reporters, especially the reporter of the "Forum" newspaper who just spoke, continued to be aggressive.
"So Han Gongzi, don't use words to perfunctory some questions, if you can't answer, we can also know your attitude. The words of the reporter of the "Forum Daily" are like sharp blades.
"There are two men, whom I will use for the time being, A, B, to describe these two men, A who believed in witch doctors, had two mistresses, had a history of smoking for many years, and were heavy drinkers, who had been kicked out of the office twice, who had to get up until noon every day, who drank about a liter of brandy every night, and who had a record of smoking opium. ”
Han Shi suddenly turned his words in another direction that was out of touch.
"Young Master Han, please don't talk about him left and right. The persecution in the tone of the reporter of the "Forum Daily" has always been there.
Han Shi ignored the words of the reporter and continued: "The other B, who was once a national combat hero, has always maintained a vegetarian habit, does not smoke, occasionally drinks a little beer, lives a simple life, loves animals, advocates the protection of the environment, and has never done anything illegal when he was young. ”
"Now, Mr. Reporter, use your rich experience to tell me, A and B, who do you think will have a healthier development in the future?" asked Han Shi.
The reporter with the wind and ears was particularly obvious on the microphone in his hand, and when he heard Han Shi's question, the corners of his mouth outlined a mocking smile.
The answer to this kind of question is definitely B, no matter from that point of view, believing in non-science, having mistresses, drug addiction, alcoholism, etc., is not necessary for a successful person.
Look at B again, the combat hero represents a former soldier, first of all, the particularity of the identity of the soldier occupies a lot of advantages, plus not smoking has never been illegal, compared to A, it is much better, not to mention that there is love and hardship.
Suddenly asking like this, there must be a trap, the reporter is not stupid, he doesn't know if it's fake, but no matter how Han Shi uses the people around him or what he uses as an example, he has the confidence to refute it.
The words of the people around you who are not famous are not very convincing, let alone famous, and use this low-level trap to refute, which is why the reporter who attracts the ears of the wind smiled sarcastically.
Without hesitation, he replied, "B, undoubtedly B." ”
"A is George Washington, the founding father of the United States, who led the independence of the United States and presided over the Constitutional Convention, and b, Adolf Hitler, the leader of the Nazi Party, who slaughtered six million Jews, attacked Poland and provoked World War II, directly or indirectly causing the death of 30 million people. ”
Ha?
When Han Shi finished speaking, the reporters at the scene were a little confused when the names of the two were all in the dark, although the United States has shaped its own father of the nation very well, but people with a wide range of knowledge know that Washington is not perfect.
But the Hitler who started World War II and issued a policy of genocide turned out to be a non-smoker and a vegetarian?
There must be someone at the scene who doesn't believe it, and immediately opens the mobile phone to inquire, which is completely against the three views in people's hearts!
PS: Hitler was not a vegetarian, as the biography says, but he did maintain a vegetarian habit.