Section 33 The four or two thousand pounds that cannot be learned

Talking about jokes is just laughing, of course Luo Xiang won't really wait for these people stupidly. He knew that most of the gang would not come back, and if they did come back with their accomplices, it would be even more troublesome. Now that everything is almost bought, it's time for them to leave.

Seeing that these people were gone, the laughter on the other side of the store was much louder. The authorities are confused, and the bystanders are clear. Those people didn't understand what was going on in the bureau, but others could see it clearly. The scene of Luo Xiang flying a tall adult male with one hand alone was enough to surprise people. If nothing else, it's like watching a comedy show, and these spectators are worth the trip today.

Luo Xiang saw that there were still couples slapping vigorously on the side of the store, but he didn't want to pay attention to it at all. When Xiaobai and Fang Xiaoling were pushed by those people just now, no one saved the scene, what was the point of adding icing on the cake at this time? Of course, he didn't blame these people, and he didn't like to meddle in things. If the gang hadn't bullied these two girls, but someone else, he would probably have turned around and left, not even interested in watching the excitement.

"You ...... You ......"

The cleaning aunt on the side looked scared and stupid. Luo Xiang pretended to be innocent and blinked:

"Would you like to have a fun time, too?

Auntie's hair stood on end, and while she shouted "don't play, don't play", she picked up the empty bucket and turned around and ran at a speed almost faster than Luo Xiang.

Luo Xiang said stunned behind her: "Hey, Auntie, I accidentally soiled the ground here!"

"Out of the way, out of the way!"

Luo Xiang watched her disappear into view with a smoke, and even a phantom under her feet, and couldn't help but sigh that she was really a master in the folk. At this level, if they go to the Olympics, then Liu Xiang and Robles will have nothing to compete for.

He turned around and crouched down to face the two princesses. Xiaobai looked down at him with a smile, and Fang Xiaoling had already burst into laughter. She bared her big teeth and made a "snort" sound, but the tears on her cheeks were still flowing. Luo Xiang took out a tissue from his pocket and wiped the corners of her eyes for her, but Fang Xiaoling snatched the tissue and pushed him away.

"It hurts! you're going to rip my lower eyelid off!"

Luo Xiang was a little embarrassed. Xiaobai pursed his lips and chuckled, his eyebrows were half gentle and half gratifying:

β€œβ€¦β€¦ The way you looked just now, I thought you were really going to do something to those people, I was really afraid that you would ignore it if you got impulsive. You know, if you punch down now, those people will be disemboweled. ”

"That's all I can do. Luo Xiang shrugged his shoulders, "I'm sorry, isn't it not enough to be angry?"

"Hmph, it's good to kill them!" Fang Xiaoling was still a little angry.

"There's no way, you can forgive me. Luo Xiang sighed, "If I am imprisoned as a murderous maniac, there will be no one to help you get out next time." ”

"What do you mean by 'help'?" Fang Xiaoling pursed his lips, "You are my ghoul, it is natural for you to stand up for me! Hmph, if you don't forget to bring a talisman when you go out today, who needs you? Paste a cartilage talisman on them, let them know how powerful they are!"

"Yes, yes, Miss Fang's mana is boundless, and the little one admires it. Luo Xiang said ridiculous words in dry words, and there was no sincerity in his tone.

Fang Xiaoling kicked him again.

"Anyway...... What kind of smell is this? Do you smell it?" Luo Xiang suddenly wrinkled his nose, "It's been there just now, I thought it was the junk perfume that those people sprayed." Oh my God, my sense of smell is now enhanced by the little spirit's charm, and the smell of this makes me dizzy...... It can't smell like sewage, right?"

Xiao Bai's face froze for a moment, and she actually pouted like Fang Xiaoling in a rare way.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Nothing, it's you who smell it wrong. ”

"It's Sister Xiaobai's hair that isβ€”hmm!" Fang Xiaoling was halfway through his words, and Xiaobai covered his mouth with a thunderous and jingling bell.

Luo Xiang blinked:

"Xiaobai, your hair ......"

"Nothing. ”

"But I seem to be ......"

"What, what, all, no, yes!"

Xiaobai smiled charmingly. Luo Xiang quickly closed his mouth.

Although this matter has been resolved, the high mood of several people who originally visited the mall has long since dissipated like smoke - I'm sorry for the mistake, only Xiaobai and Fang Xiaoling are in a good mood, Luo Xiang looked at his wallet of only three hundred yuan, and he was really a little unhappy......

From Luo Xiang's point of view, those people should have had a lot of fun, didn't you hear them say that they would let Luo Xiang wait before leaving, which means that they want to play twice more when they have the chance...... Okay, no kidding. It takes a lot of effort to comfort a person's bad mood, but it is quite easy to spoil a person's good mood. The little gang had managed to ruin the good mood of the two girls, and they walked away without a name - no, they were all tricks without names. This made Luo Xiang and his party have no intention of continuing to visit the mall. Xiaobai and Fang Xiaoling went to pick up the plastic bags they had dropped, Luo Xiang also remembered that the bags he was responsible for carrying were still in the rest area, and he turned around and was about to go over there, but his feet suddenly stiffened.

A little girl was standing by the pillar at the edge of the store, leaning out half of her body and looking at him secretly. As soon as he met his gaze, he no longer hid, jumped out and looked at Luo Xiang with shining eyes and asked excitedly:

"What is that? What kind of kung fu did you have just now? Is it tai chi? Four or two thousand pounds, right?"

Seeing her jumping up and down, the corners of Luo Xiang's mouth tightened, and his face turned bitter.

For a moment, he was really thinking about whether or not to throw the girl out of the railing. If you disguise it as an accident, you won't be noticed, right?

……

"Yunyun! you run around!" Lu Weiwei crossed her waist and glared at the little girl who was led back by Luo Xiang, "If you don't come back, I'll go down to find someone to play the radio and shout at you with a loudspeaker!"

It turned out that Lu Weiwei didn't see Luo Xiang's shadow when she turned around, she stared at her for a moment, and when she turned around again, she couldn't even find her little sister. Although she was anxious, she could only shout in place, not daring to go too far. After all, Lu Yunyun also knows the way at this age, in case she runs back and can't find herself in a while, it will be troublesome. So Lu Weiwei had no choice but to wait in the rest area, planning to wait a little longer, and if she couldn't wait, she would have to go to the radio to find someone.

However, Lu Yunyun didn't care about her sister's ugly face at all, she forcibly pulled Luo Xiang's hand, pulled the dead face in front of her sister, and jumped up excitedly-

"Sister, sister, this brother is so powerful! He can move a thousand pounds in four or two!"

"Huh?" Lu Weiwei looked dazed.

"Really!" Lu Yunyun used both hands and feet, and said it vividly, "He stretched out his hand like this, and then pushed it like this, and another person was thrown in the sky by him...... Then the man just lay down in the water and slid forward, knocking them all down with a bang!"

Lu Weiwei watched her sister dance strangely, and was confused by a bunch of onomatopoeia, so she had to look at Luo Xiang with an inquiring gaze. Luo Xiang scratched his head very innocently, his face full of confusion:

"I don't know...... My sister was entangled by thieves, and as soon as I drove them away, I turned around and saw your sister watching me......"

"It's not!" Lu Yunyun got anxious, "I can see it clearly! As soon as this brother exerts his strength, that person falls! Also, those people are going to beat him, but he pushes him out with one hand in his hand, and those people line up to play roller skating, but it's fun hahahaha......"

She laughed there alone for a long time, and Luo Xiang and Lu Weiwei were still at a loss. It's just that one is really at a loss, and the other is pretending to be at a loss.

Otherwise, what can I do? Luo Xiang dared to bet on Wumao, if he really shamelessly admitted it, and said to Lu Weiwei, "Actually, I am a Taijiquan master who came down from Wudang Mountain", Lu Weiwei would probably only reply to him with two words - "hehe".

"Brother, would you like to go to Master Zhou's martial arts hall too?" Lu Yunyun circled around Luo Xiang's side, "Master Zhou often said that if you want to 'make friends all over the world, you are welcome to go and learn from each other, and jointly confirm the true meaning of martial arts'." But after talking for so long, no one has gone to look for him. You're so good, he'll be happy to go!"

This little girl imitated it vividly, and it seemed that Master Zhou really often put this on his lips.

However, Luo Xiang could only shake his head.

"Brother, you just go! I've wanted to see someone kick Master Zhou's pavilion since I was a child, but after watching it for a long time, there are only people who send money to learn art......" Lu Yunyun pouted, "Master Zhou, he knows all day long that we should take horse steps and practice hand styles, and he always criticizes me...... He always said how powerful he was, what 'heroes are hard to meet', and he doesn't know if it's true or not. Brother, go and have a fight with him!"

"Yunyun, don't mess around!" Lu Weiwei laughed angrily at her sister's "honesty", "How can you arrange your own master like this?"

"But I just want to see it!" Lu Yunyun dodged her sister's hand and walked around behind Luo Xiang, "Didn't Master Zhou say 'overcome rigidity with softness'? Then the Tai Chi that my brother learned will definitely be able to knock Master Zhou down! Brother, why don't you speak, you won't be afraid, right?"

Look, such a young child knows how to agitate the law.

"I ...... I really don't know anything Tai Chi......" Luo Xiang told the truth.

What kind of kilogram is he, it is purely the brute force given by Fang Xiaoling's spell. It's just that he can't see any strength in his small body at all, but just now he can fight big with small and strong with weak, plus he didn't play heavy hands, which gave Lu Yunyun an impression of "overcoming rigidity with softness".

"Look, my brother said he doesn't know kung fu......" Lu Weiwei tiredly persuaded her sister, "Okay, come here! Look at what time it is, we have to go home after buying your schoolbag!"

"I won't!" Lu Yunyun made a noise, "He will do kung fu! he will do kung fu with my own eyes!"

Lu Weiwei glanced at Luo Xiang helplessly: "Don't pay attention to her." At her age, she likes to make up nonsense. ”

"It's like that for kids, and so was my sister when she was a kid. Luo Xiang responded very understandingly, and then squatted down to comfort Lu Yunyun, "Okay, good, my brother knows kung fu, tai chi, and four or two thousand catties." But my brother is very busy, he is in his third year of high school, and like your sister, he doesn't have time to find that Master Zhou. Wait for my brother to finish the college entrance examination next year, okay?"

"Then you can teach me that trick first!" Lu Yunyun talked about the conditions, "I'll fight Master Zhou myself when I learn it, and I won't need you then!"

Oh, I don't have time to fight with someone, so I have time to teach you, do I?

I really don't understand the brain circuits of children......

But he didn't need to be entangled anymore, he squatted down and gave Lu Weiwei a good chance. The girl suddenly leaned over Luo Xiang's head and grabbed his sister who was hiding behind him. Lu Yunyun kicked a few times and couldn't struggle, as long as she was depressed and was held in her arms.

"Be honest!" Lu Weiwei scolded, "If you don't mess around, I'll buy you a hamburger to eat, and if you mess around, I won't buy you a schoolbag!"

"Woo......" Lu Yunyun's little face drooped down, and she wanted to cry.

"Okay...... Luo Xiang also helped, "Listen to your sister well, I'll teach you next time we meet, okay?"

As soon as these words came out, Lu Yunyun's eyes immediately flashed with light.

"Really?"

"Really. Luo Xiangmeng's child didn't blush.

"Yay!"

Lu Yunyun raised her hand and shouted excitedly. Lu Weiwei glanced at him playfully: "Don't make promises, if you really meet you on the road again, what will you do then?"

Luo Xiang raised his eyebrows: "I want to say that I am really that powerful, do you believe it?"

Lu Weiwei showed a strange look, the corners of her mouth twitched, and said:

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Hehe. ”

See, who made a bet just now, just hand over the money.