Sycamore wore a pink cartoon apron around his waist and walked up to us with a smile on his face and said, "Ready to eat!"

Although the smile on the corner of her mouth was very cold, I still didn't think there was any big obstacle, and I said that in public, she would not dare to poison the food and kill us all in the Yellow Emperor's villa, but when I sat down at the table, I realized that my imagination was still not rich enough.

On the high-end mahogany dining table more than two meters long, there are several delicate red wine glasses neatly placed, as well as a bottle of open foreign wine, and there is a white porcelain plate in the middle of the table, on which are piled with some black things, I carefully pulled the contents of the plate with chopsticks and asked: "This is..." Is this black sesame seeds?"

"Stir-fried beef tenderloin with celery. Wutong didn't raise his eyes, and said with a cold face, "Taste it." ”

"Well, I think it's polite to wait for you to eat together. I swallowed my saliva, glanced at Du Xinran next to me and raised her eyebrows a little gloatingly, just let her go out to eat, she had to consume it with me from here, and her face became the same color as the dish on the plate at this moment.

"What are you laughing at? I've recently lost weight, and I'm full when I drink saliva. Du Xinran glared at me hatefully, glancing at the sticky object on the plate with a look of disgust.

I hurriedly shook my head and said, I didn't laugh at you, I just think Zhu Yan's luck is really a bit against the sky.

We chatted from the living room for more than half an hour, Zhu Yan never came back, during which I went out twice, Zhu Yan seemed to be rusty, always maintained a posture, staring at the water surface of the small pond, as if there was some treasure hidden under the pond, the same Song Fulai has not left, sitting by the pond to chat with a few middle-aged people, I think the two are more like competing in a strange way.

Soon the second dish was also served, and Wutong put a plate of colorful things on the table, I could only barely make out that there were red green peppers and shallots in it, and the rest of the things were as clear as if they were scraped from the bottom of the pot, and I didn't dare to draw conclusions for a long time.

"Senior sister, this dish is three fresh. Wang Xing scratched the back of his head honestly.

Wutong had an expressionless cold face, and squeezed out the words from between her teeth: "Back to the pot meat!" I felt that she was not with us, but with these ingredients, and walked into the kitchen after speaking. A few of us looked at each other, I patted my head and smiled bitterly: "I really should have torn my face just now, and I also had to go out to eat with Yunfei and them, Brother Xing, how much hatred we have, you have to bully me like this." ”

"Third son, I don't want to either, my master told you to stay at home for a meal, otherwise you won't give face to Tianmen. Wang Xing rubbed his nose, picked up the red wine, poured a glass for me and Du Xinran, and said, "Let's drink some wine to appetize first, don't say that she doesn't make it delicious later, otherwise she will definitely have to cook a week's meal for me." ”

"Your master is communiquéing a personal vendetta!" I took a sip of red wine in disgust.

Du Xinran on the side pouted and said, what do you like to say, anyway, I can't eat a bite of these things, and I don't know her, why are you used to her.

Du Xinran has lived in a big family since she was a child, although the Du family in Shishi may not be comparable to the strength of Tianmen, but she is definitely the master of food in the local area, plus she is also a little bit of a big lady's temper, and she is a little anxious for a moment.

Wang Xing hugged his fists towards Du Xinran and said, "Miss Du, it's okay if you don't eat, but don't say anything, just give me some face, thank you." ”

Du Xinran snorted coldly, didn't answer, don't look at her very gentle and polite in front of me, in fact, she is also a proud person in her bones, Brother Lun told me a long time ago that women are very strange animals, they can quickly become friends with their own kind, and they can also look at each other unpleasantly because of a piece of nail polish or an eyeshadow of the same kind, and turn against each other.

In the process of speaking, Wutong came out with the last dish, and there was a bunch of burnt unknown objects on the plate, which looked a bit like a child pinching out plasticine, I took a breath and said: "Miss, what is this dish, you can tell us directly, my brother's imagination is really lacking." ”

"Shanghai special pork rib rice cake. Wutong sat next to Wang Xing, took off his apron and said, "The dishes are ready, you can start eating."

Wang Xing hurriedly picked up the wine bottle and poured half a glass of wine for Wutong and said, "It's hard work, I'll help you serve the meal." ”

"I'm not hungry, I just want to watch you eat, eat some, don't look back, Master complains about me, saying that I don't know how to be polite. Sycamore pinched the goblet with his thin fingers and glanced at us.

Wang Xing kicked my feet from under the table, blinked his eyes and signaled to eat, I added a bowl of rice to the scalp, first picked up a "fried celery", took two deep breaths and stuffed it directly into my mouth, I don't know what she made to fry it, the good celery fried is like a burning stick, and it is so bitter that people want to shed tears.

I just wanted to vomit, Wang Xing kicked my foot again, stopped with a stern look, he himself also picked up a burning stick, his eyes straight swallowed, seeing this situation, I really sympathized with Wang Xing, listening to the posture of the conversation just now, Wang Xing is not the first time to enjoy this kind of food.

"How's it smelling?" asked Sycamore, tilting his head sideways.

"It's delicious, it's delicious, I've never eaten such authentic Shanghainese food when I'm so old. Wang Xing nodded again and again, if he can not frown, I think this tone alone is a full score, it seems that the big city is really a dye vat, Wang Xing, who used to blush when he talked nonsense, was stunned and was not ashamed of being trained.

I pulled the rice with my head down, trying to keep myself from laughing.

Wutong took a deep breath and said, eat more if it's delicious.

Wang Xing also cooperated, picked up a piece of something called "pork rib rice cake" without looking at it, stuffed it directly into his mouth, and while chewing it heavily, he also flattered: "This dish is the most flavorful." He chewed hard, and two black juices flowed down his mouth, Wang Xing frowned and swallowed hard, and said with a haha: "It's full of color and flavor." ”

I originally thought that this dish might just look ugly, the taste may be okay, even if it is unpalatable, it will definitely not be as good as the "celery fried beef tenderloin" like a burning stick, and I hurriedly picked up a piece and put it in my mouth, and then a bitter and astringent taste spread along my tongue throughout the entire cranial nerves, stimulating me couldn't help but shiver, staring straight at Wang Xing with both eyes, giving him a thumbs up from under the table, and whispering: "What a man!"

I'm more willing to eat that plate of burning sticks now. Soon, the three dishes were more than half of the suicidal feasting of Wang Xing and I, and other people's dishes were all mixed with five flavors, and the three dishes fried by Wutong were one strong, bitter! Extremely bitter! I basically relied on red wine to go down the rice.

I said in my heart, if Wang Xing and I could take out the ruthlessness of eating vegetables to mix with the society a few years ago, we would definitely have achieved fame a long time ago, and there was still more than half left, I really couldn't eat it, and glanced at Wang Xing crying, and told him with a mouth shape: "Brother can only help you get here." ”

During the whole process of eating, Du Xinran didn't take a bite, and at the same time didn't say a word, maybe it was too painful to see me, she snorted coldly, pulled me up directly, walked to the windowsill and said: "Chenghu, I'm full, aren't you going to the hospital to see your wife? Let's go." ”

"Don't you give us Tianmen face?" Wutong "Teng" also stood up, this girl is an out-and-out violent woman, when she abolished a few young people in the bar, I still remember it vividly, for fear that Yayi would be excited, rushed up and slapped Du Xinran, I hurriedly blocked the front and said: "Old girl, you are a bit of a bully, I made two big bowls of rice alone, and I still can't give Tianmen face?"

"Why should I give face to Tianmen? What kind of thing are you? You will take the waste of your family background to show off your might!" Du Xinran behind me is not good at stubble, and he is about to rush forward with his neck.

As soon as I saw that this was about to fight, I hurriedly shouted to Wang Xing, who was still sitting at the dining table and pulling rice: "Eat a chicken eight, hurry up and pull your senior sister away!"

Wang Xing woke up like a dream and walked to Wutong to dissuade him.

Wutong didn't laugh angrily, pointed to Du Xinran's nose was not a nose, and his face was not a face and said, "Are you flouting the Gate of Heaven?"

"No, no, no, I just simply despise you!" Du Xinran's answer was quite decent.

Wutong took a breath and said, Isn't this dish very bitter? It makes people want to cry? Actually, it's the same as my current mood, Zhao Chenghu, you killed my senior brother...

"It's really pretending, and it's lyrical with food, hehe.." Du Xinran interrupted her words sharply.

Seeing that Du Xinran couldn't scold her, Wutong pointed the finger at me again, and said with a sneer, Zhao Chenghu, you are really shameless, your wife is waiting for you in anticipation for ten months, you actually blatantly brought your lover over, aren't you afraid of making her angry and miscarry?

Originally, I was thinking about looking at Wang Xing's face, not as knowledgeable as her, but this girl kicked her nose in the face, and my fire jumped up all of a sudden, and she roared viciously: "You have a fucking brain disease, right? Standing together is a lover's relationship, so if I talk to your mother, will I be able to be your father?"

"There's a kind of you say it again!" Wutong pushed Wang Xing away and was about to come to me, I stood still and didn't move, and said that as long as this girl dared to touch my finger, I would immediately slap her.

At this time, Liu Yunfei suddenly rushed in from outside, and shouted out of breath: "It's fighting, third brother, it's fighting outside!"