Praetorian Guard Attack (13)

"Hmph!? what a despicable and shameless obscene villain 'Central Plains Hero Guo Hurricane'!! Alas......! I want to answer that when I once galloped across the Monan grassland, how much I yearned for and worshiped you, the 'heroic man of the world, Guo Wenjing'! Therefore, the children of the royal family in my capital all call me the 'Southern Desert Young Hero'! Alas......! I didn't expect that when I finally saw Your Excellency today, you actually looked like a bandit and bandit??? alas......! Uncle Guo, you really disappointed me so much......" A Daikuo shouted to Guo Wenjing as he recounted and counted.

"Boom??... You, you, you, you, you??... Oh, even if this is Zhong??! could it be that he was hit by the enemy's poisonous arrow last time, and the poison has flare up again, so people have become so crazy and tasteless...? Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu! You hurry up here to accompany this 'Southern Desert Young Hero' to answer General Kuo, this seat is going to go down and eat an antidote as soon as possible! Otherwise, the glorious image of this Central Plains hero will inevitably be destroyed here today...... Woo woo woo ...... "After Guo Rotren finished speaking, he deliberately ran away from "taking the antidote" while pretending to cry.

Answer: Young man, please sit here first, sit here, sit here! Actually, yes, this quiet hero of the puppet family, who is 'invincible and invincible', will not usually be like this today! Alas......! Usually my old man, Master Guo, is a person who is polite and knowledgeable......! It may be that after being unfortunately hit by the poisonous arrow of your army two days ago, he has become a little crazy...... Hey...?Hey...?Hey...Hey, hey, hey, hey! That Captain Liu Guangli! Hurry up! Go and call a few beautiful female soldiers, and come over to ......dance for this young man of the Southern Desert of A, "Wu Yong is a rotten person, and when he saw that Chief Guo ran away shyly, he immediately came over to "explain" to Adaikuo "very responsible".

…… After a short time, Uncle Guo Wenjing, the Central Plains hero who "has already taken the antidote", Shi Shiran returned to this deck again...... At this moment, there are also a few beautiful female soldiers, who are singing and dancing for what kind of young man from the Nanmo Desert is singing and dancing...... (??…… )

"Okay! What a song 'curtain rolls in the green building, the east wind is warm'! Hahahahaha Let's step back first, let's go down first...... Hahahahaha......ha (??? these girls? Didn't you just sing Zhou Bangyan's song "Flower Heartbeat", right? Oh! This is a famous poem! Alas, ......! This Song State will arrange for this song to be sung???)

...... "Uh-huh, I said yes, Dai Kuo Shaoxia, Uncle Guo, I see that you have drunk enough of that tea just now, and you can enjoy the singing and dancing." Now, then, let's sit down again and talk about you, Your Excellency, who are going to surrender to our army!" Guo Wenjing came a little closer and said to the young man.

"Surrender?? Master, since I have unfortunately become your prisoner, I will be killed, and I will listen to you! Why do you want Master I to surrender if I insult my own name? Hmph! The sage has a cloud: A soldier can be killed, but not humiliated. If you want me to surrender, then it's really a pipe dream!!Come on! Come and take my head on the neck that will never lose its knot!!" A Daikuo stood up and responded to Guo Wenjing in that awe-inspiring voice.

"Okay! Okay! What a young man from the Southern Desert replied to represent a hero! Okay! He has backbone! It's also better than my uncle's style back then, and it's not much weaker! Hahahahahahahahahaha......ha Since you are so backbone, young man, Uncle and I will open the net today, that is, even if you are unwilling to surrender for a while, Uncle will let you and the more than 3,000 officers and soldiers under you go ashore to escape. Answer, Shaoxia, you have seen it now, right? Our fleet is now approaching the distant coastline of the mainland! That is to say, when we stay close to the shore for a while, we will send small boats to send all of your thousands of captives ashore, and let you escape and survive freely! Alas...... Uncle, I can't accommodate you and your subordinates, these thousands of captives! Alas...... If you follow the 'battlefield rules' of your ancestor Genghis Khan and his old man's family, I think these thousands of your subordinates should have been executed by Uncle A's order, right? Alas...... sigh that you are still there to comment on Wenjing, Uncle and I, how kind of tasteless ?! you are??? Alas...... I said you young people,......" Guo Wenjing said at the end, and even pretended to sigh emotionally. (It seems that this is not only a chivalrous warrior, but also a real "performance artist"!)

"Uncle Guo, Guo Daxia, my son, although I have not surrendered to you today for the sake of my country and honor. However, Uncle You, you did not kill us, but let us go ashore to escape this great kindness, nephew, I will definitely remember it forever, and it will never be forgotten! I hope that one day, I will be able to repay your great kindness to Uncle Guo! Uncle Guo is above, please accept my bow!!" Then he got down on one knee......

"Oh, hehehe! Oh, hehe! Young man, please get up, young man, please get up! Answer: Dai Kuo Shaoxia, you are purely polite, hahahahaha?!ha Now we can only trouble you, the first deputy battalion commander, and help us sign a few documents in a while!

"Oh......?... This one... There should be no problem, there should be no problem with this, as long as it's not a 'surrender' or something, junior, I'll definitely sign it all for you......" After thinking about it for a while, he agreed to it.

"Oh...... hey, hey, hey......?!?, hey You just wait to kneel in front of Lao Tzu, the hero of the Central Plains, to wag your tail and beg for mercy!!Roarhahahahaha......ha (???…… What kind of conspiracy is going to be carried out???...... )

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