For human beings, especially for men, the trick of "flirting with yin legs" is a combination of simple and easy to learn, insidious, cunning, and outrageous. Let's ask this person how he is doing, who wants to be unprecedented? Mr. Tong Ange sang well, "Wipe away the blood and tears in our hearts and keep our roots."

After a man has fallen for this trick, there are generally only two ways to go. Either be a wife or a eunuch.

It is said that there are only two people in this world who are not afraid of this leg, one is Iron Man, and the other is the third child in the gourd baby.

Luo Xiang is naturally not included.

Therefore, when he didn't pay attention to this trick, he was distracted on the spot, and almost called out "Ya Yan Butterfly". However, after a moment of panic, the expected pain did not appear. He looked down at the bear kid who was holding his leg up. The other party opened his mouth wide as if Wang Dalu, and then jumped on one leg and rolled to the side, covering his toes and letting out a heart-rending scream.

Several of the children looked at him with bewildered expressions. People don't call you kicks, what's the name of the kicker? Now are you celebrating victory in this strange way?

"He, the iron pants he's wearing!" the kid cried out, "I've kicked the toe cap!"

Luo Xiang was also a little confused. As soon as the child stepped down, he felt a little numb, but he really didn't feel any pain. Facing the eyes of the children, Luo Xiang raised a hand: "I solemnly swear that I didn't do such a lack of morality." ”

"Hey, you're pretty good, guys, aren't you?"

Another child didn't believe in evil, so he came up and slapped Luo Xiang on the chest and wanted to push him. But the soles of Luo Xiang's feet seemed to be rooted, and they didn't move at all. The kid pushed it but didn't push it, and then pushed it twice in succession, and said in his mouth: "Master, you have a little ability?"

Luo Xiang frowned. It's not because the kid pushes him, he doesn't feel anything anyway, and it doesn't matter if he pushes twice. But the words that come out of the child's mouth are not very good.

The word "grandfather" has a special meaning in Lanling, and it can only be said by elders to children. It's naturally okay for your father and uncle to say this to you, but if someone else dares to say this, it will be an ugly provocation.

Translated: I'm your father.

You said that no one wants to walk on the way and suddenly recognize a wild father.

Luo Xiang still kept smiling, but the smile in his eyes disappeared:

"Children, you have hit and kicked, please keep your mouth clean. I'm also temperamental, and I'm not happy for you to talk about that. ”

This kid should have heard the threat in Luo Xiang's words, but maybe he didn't pay attention to his words after seeing Luo Xiang soften for so long. Of course, when Optimus Prime turned into a big truck, no one believed that he could fly into the sky.

Therefore, this kid continued to scold: "Who are you scaring man, man, if you have the ability, just continue to stand here and don't move, I can poke two holes in you if I find a pole!"

was scolded three times in a row, even Luo Xiang couldn't suppress the anger in his heart. He reached out and grabbed the collar of the little boy's clothes, and threw it into the field next to him. This kid suddenly put on invisible wings and disappeared in front of Luo Xiang's eyes like a superman.

Although the winter soil is frozen hard, it is not as hard as the stone road. Seeing this kid screaming and crossing a perfect parabola, Luo Xiang didn't care about calculating his initial velocity and flight time, and waited until he saw that he was not injured when he smashed into the ground, so he put down his heart and threw a sentence out of his mouth:

"I'm sorry, I don't have any skills, but today I just want to educate you, after all, I am a glorious and upright people's teacher. ”

Before the rest of the people could react to what was happening, they couldn't help but look at each other when they saw their companion fall into a dog eating and chewing mud, lying on the ground and screaming. Luo Xiang clapped his hands twice here:

"The newly opened entertainment project of Wumingzhuang today, who will play next?"

He thought that a few children should be restrained after seeing this trick, but he didn't expect them to look at each other, and two of the children were obviously cowardly, but one of the bold leaders shouted: "What are you afraid of? He is alone, and there are six of us!

This...... This is really a standard gangster line.

Without waiting for Luo Xiang to react, several children gathered around him with a "hula". Two people came to wrench his legs, and two people came to wrap his arms, just like the six immortals of Peach Valley. Probably played this hand before, and they actually cooperated with each other very well. It's a pity that although Luo Xiang's reaction was slower, his strength was very great, and he broke free with a slight flick of his hand, and then grabbed a child's collar, aimed at the first child in the field and threw it over, only to hear two screams, and the kid who had just gotten up fell down again.

"You dare to fight the people's teachers, you should educate them well. ”

As he spoke, he grabbed three children in one hand and threw them into the field. The last one turned around and wanted to run, but Luo Xiang caught up with him in two steps. The kid turned around and cried, "Big brother, oh no! Teacher, I didn't meet you just now!"

Luo Xiang thought about it, it seemed to be true. Just now, these children dragged their arms and legs, and one of them did stand outside the circle and didn't do anything. But now that he has lifted people up, wouldn't it be a little embarrassing to put them down if he didn't do it?

“…… There's so much nonsense about free play, go over to you!"

He gave himself a reason and sent it over there. This time, even if he controlled it skillfully, the sixth child also smashed on the first child impartially, smashing him into a mess.

This time, Luo Xiang's heart can be regarded as relaxed. Thinking about it this way, it's no wonder that the protagonist in those online novels hits someone and calls it cool when he looks at it.

It's cool if you hit you.

But that's not the end of it. These children have very solid bodies, and Luo Xiang didn't dare to throw them hard, so their bodies must not have been injured. A child was thrown into the fire, picked up a stone from the field, and rushed back with a scream, seeing that the posture had the momentum of fighting with Luo Xiang.

Luo Xiang looked down and found a stone about the same size. Before the boy rushed to his side, he took the stone in his hand, and with the strength of his hand, he crumpled it into pieces.

The child made a sudden stop under his feet, and happened to hold the stone and stop in front of Luo Xiang. He looked down at the fragments blankly for a long time, probably dumbfounded, and a sentence actually came out of his mouth:

"You...... What kind of kung fu are you?"

"Shaolin Mighty King Kong Palm. Luo Xiang looked at him and said, "Just now it was an iron cloth shirt and a stained shirt eighteen falls." Do you want to learn? I won't teach you! I'm a lay disciple of Shaolin, can't I?"

“…… Didn't you just say you're a teacher?"

"I became a teacher in Shaolin, do you have any opinions?"

The child shook his head, put down the stone held above his head, blew and slapped it twice, and handed it to Luo Xiang's feet: "Teacher, I see that you have been standing for a long time and are a little hard, so I specially moved you here to rest." You sit. ”

"No sit, sit down. Luo Xiang snorted coldly, "The teacher is not tired." ”

The boy shook his head like a rattle: "No need teacher! My mother is still waiting for me to go back to dinner! Then if you want to be fine, we will go first! Teacher, you are busy, goodbye teacher!"

Luo Xiang watched the child fly away with the remaining five children, and was a little worried about whether it would leave any psychological shadow on them. He looked down at the "wreckage" of the stone in the ground, and thought to himself, why am I so stupid? I thought that I would not have solved it sooner if I had used this trick?

It's just that I don't know if this poor stone gentleman would have arranged and combined the letters "M" and "P" into his dreams if there was a spirit under the spring.

"Huh......" Luo Xiang turned his head and showed a smile full of "kindness", "Okay, I've driven them away, now we ......"

Where is there still half a figure here? The girl had already taken advantage of his conflict with those children, and did not know where to go.